The evening world. Newspaper, April 24, 1918, Page 16

i ; ‘ ’ i mm ne ee eee rer — aS | EDITORIAL PAGE i Maas La ~ By J. H. Cassel | Sayings of Mrs. Solomon Penta Day or ty a fannie, tm «| SS SS By Helen Rowland te ag World), Copyright 1918, by The Press Publishing Co, (The New Xork “My Son, I Charge Thee, Seek Not to Pose as a Woman- Charmer—For the Expert at the Love -Game Hideth His Medals and His tron Crosses. RALPIT PULITZER, 4s SHAW, I ci 63 Park Row, ANGUS 6a P R PH PULITZER rk Kow, 3 Li MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATE ets eretitad "Ne od ead kB Ber Sada ERILY, verily, as straw hats show which way the wind bloweth, eo WOLUME 68......00006 seve obs KC COS EORENALE CNG: BO;OU V doth a man’s lightest remark concerning women show him UPL My Son, I charge thee, seek not to pose as a Woman-Charmer, For the Expert at the Love game hideth bis me@- als and his tron crosses discreetly beneath bis wats coat. But the Amateur goeth about pinning decorations upon bimself and waving his scalps with yelps of triumph. ~@ Behold, I said unto a youth: “How beauteous {s the damse! with whom I have geen thee taking tea And he lifted his eyebrows and answered me remuD » saying. “WHICH damsel? [or there are so many beautcous ones!” | And I knew him for an “also ran” and a four-flusher. | Lo, @ Four-Flusher speaketh of an Old Love lightly, saying: | “Oh yes, 1 USED to know her, But really there was naught between | BY LAND AND SEA? TE British naval feat which consisted of sinking five old cruis- ers laden with concrete at points where they block tle nels leading to the German submarine bases at Ostend and Zecbrugge is one that appeals to Americans, who have not forgotten} Hoison’s exploit with the old Merrimac at the entrance to Santiago) Harbor one June night in 1898. | Unfortunately, most of the anti-U boat campaign has been of| Secessity both silent and secret. The public could have few tangible| Gesurances to stir its enthusiasm or strengthen its confidence. Here) at last is concrete evidence that the Allies aro busier than ever with) the problem of putting the U boat out of busines: Taken in connection with recent activity of the British Navy in the North Sea, signs of German nervousness seen in ruthless attacks @pon every sort of vessel approaching Heligoland Bight and the; adinission in German naval circles that submarines are a failure 0 far as preventing the transport of American troops is concerned, this! latest raid on the coast bases of the Germans in Belgium raises a hope! that some Allied action on sea may clinch the advantage presently to be gained over exhausted German forces checked in their supreme effort on land. ' | Gen. Foch, who commands all the Allied armies in France, has bidden Allied peoples be confident in expectation of the moment when| his untouched reserves are launched against an enemy that has struck] ite hardest, at frightful cost and in vain. | Does the co-operative, highly centralized strategy toward which| the Allics have been feeling their way, and which they at last begin| to grasp, plan a co-ordinated campaign to force the conviction of| defeat upon the German nation—defeat both by land and by sea? | Nothing could be more likely to shorten the war than to catch| the Germans at the psychological moment when their present offen- sive in France begins to appall them by its failure, and from that moment to heap on them as much defeat, disaster and realization of enormous cost and sacrifice incurred in vain as Allied armies and Allied fleets can pile up. Germany started the war. That fact, no less than her years of preparation, has so far given her the advantage of initiative. But perhaps the time is not so far off as some would have us think when the Allies, having let the German war power hammer and batter its bert energies to exhaustion, should be able to rally all their forces for concerted action—to come back with a deadly grip and counter thrust. —- 4, A despatch from Parts quoting an official French note assures Americans that German claims of a victory over the American forces at Seicheprey last Saturday aro false and that the enemy was “energetically forced back to his own Mnes.” us, and fn time she became somewhat tiresome.” And the Listener knoweth that he was a loser. But the Sportsman speaketh of an Old Love tenderly, eaying: “Ah verily, she was a Stunner and I loved her desperately, but she would have none of me and turned me down!” , And the Listener knoweth that he was a winner at the Game of Hearts, | ‘The foolish youth ranteth, saying: | “Oh, women are so plentiful! I am a-weary of them. Yea, feed me with philosophy and stay me with socialism, for 1 am sick of lovel” And the Listener percelveth that he is ripe for the matrimonial mar |icet and ready to be harvested, But the Heartbreaker saith: “ALL women are adorable! Yet not ONE of them will have Mel | Alas, Nobody loves me!” And the Listener knoweth that his heart {s harder than adamant and surrounded by barbed wire entanglements. Behold, 1 have known many Woman-tamers in my time, and they @ were all more flattering than a Fifth Avenue milliner and more “devoted” than footmen, | Yet they could NOT be leashed! But when I met a Cynfc and a Woman-nater I found him easier to cajolo than a pet kitten and more anxious to be tethered than a lost | poodle. } Behold, two married men sate within thetr club discussing wom | And one of thém announced his vellez in the “equality of the sexes” and the superiority of Woman. Yet when the waiter announced that his wife had summoned him over the telephone, he replied laughingly and with much winking: “Go thou and tell her that I am not HERE And he lingered so léng as {t pleased him. But the second man denounced Woman Suffrage and declared bit- terly that “Woman's place {s in the hom | Yet he kept glancing at bis watch nervously. | And at 9 o'clock he arose and departed hastily lest his wife be kept walting for him. Verily, verily, as etraw hats show which way the wind bloweth, so doth a man’s lightest remark concerning women show him UP. | Yet they are all as Chinese laundry tickets, which must be read backward, Selah, ’ THE FIRST LIBERTY LOANS Mavde THIS POSSIBLE, SUBSCRIBE To THE 3% LIBERTY LOAN AND HELP OUR BOYS DOIT AGAIN, ~~ arn Gane JHE LESSON se. one three days the people of thaUnited States were obliged eegeen . x ie to depend for exact news concerning the most important en . ° . h Y t tasuent vie Anica swopetn Paace meses — |My Mf LCh fa" F i; eielhe the WW oltres, upon sources other than thelr own Government. y Wlatrimonia ances e arr amily | wie Go Side Dudl For information about the war does Washington cease to | ide u ey be the America tal? Recording the Experiences in Pursuit of Love y - the American capita bye ou Gnier moe | By Roy L. McCardell Pe ese was eas Publishing Co, (The New York Wreving World.) 2 Copyright, 1016, by the Press Publishing C2, (The New York Evening World,) les Guay. ni" said Lucile, the mixture, Ho picks up a fork and BROADWAY MAY BLAZE AD LIB. | By Wilma Pollock RK. JARR looked at the clock tn} play my dolly is a Red Cross nurse S v ax the Friendly begins towunch around tn the stu Copsright, 1018, by the Itree Publishing Oo, (Tue New York Brening World.) Sam Gruen’s billiard academy | whimpered the little girl. | r Lis pron iane AT oad RUE ee ed ne O FAR as Broadway's bright lights are concerned the last check Respinesona. Bnd sryeodts Ore. a lot of misinterpo- and noted w | th alarm that, de-} “All right, Pop, I'll take them," re- | stew. is off until Sept, 1 | Legend of the True Friend and the False Lover | coivea by tho waved hour of suntight | marked Muster Jarr. "Ill put then ition about tliy restaurant business | barred here! T Buys, : erie ‘ | 4BN I met Eric] Although I leathe deception, 1|on this bright spring day, be would|@way till next year. |that gives people the idea there's @ ‘I was just wondering” he gays, ~ In order that the Liberty Loan Committee may have the Turner, the suc-|dared not tell Wdith about Hrte, 1) be late for dinner and in time for re-| “Why next year?” asked Mr. Jarr.! yack man in the woodshed, Now, |'what might be in this hash? aid of every minute of light, natural and artificial, in pulling this censful ustra- | thought {t would hurt her lesa if sho] proaches. resolved to keep the attention of Mrs. | gor instance, take bt It ain't half “There might be almost any- tity up to its proper pl in the Third Li : at Raith Pal-/did not know until after we were} Despite the protests of lits friend |Jarr off the previous question, which | 2. gomplicated as some of these wise|thing but @ taxicab in it I tell him, Y Ur proper place in the Third Liberty Loan drive, Fuel | mer's, he was so | married. n she would have to] angle, and Johnson, the cashier, he| Was that famillar quotation: "Where have you think.” ‘You wouldn't expect a taxicab for jones would attracted to| Conquer her love, L often had. Put up his cue and left them flat at] have you been till this hour isn't?” was his comment. fifteen cents, would you?’ me that he asked| One evening about a week ago Eric| the game of “snooker,” which ts the| ‘Because,” replied the boy, “marvio! 4°” On, of course, there's hash] "Kindly don’t get fantastical’ he af he might cull,]and J were sitting on the divan, He] latest contribution of our allies, the|time is over, Everybody knows that."| 144 hash, but {t's mostly made of|s ‘On the level, what ts this stuft ab 4 He had wanted |took my hand and tenderly sald, “Teli] English, to Indoor sports, Peeved at| “If they were only mothbaila sonest-to-goodness meat with a dash le of? tthe lights might as well be permitted to twinkle for four monthe| . marry h Nttle girl, i9 there any hope for| being deserted, Mr. Rangie emptied | Could use them. They are no good! eet oes and the ike. I will ad- you know and I know a good cane several Jeary before, but ahe rejected from thelr leather bottle holder the | Just put away till next marblo time tf) °° POM ee a some of it thatlarm-waltress ain't expected to fur- . him because he was poor, After he} 3 thrilled and re ow | numbered 1 they are not useful,” remarked Mrs. ™ a cl in- h ctims wi § sits yee h ed eplied, “Why, of bered white marbles, used as 5 | wasn't quite freo from suspicious in-|nich the victims with a chart every During thie spring and summer, therefore, no one will be able to, 28d made good she changed her mind, silly. You have lost talth In | Counters tn Kelly pool, {nto the pocket | J#rr. “Mothballs are so dear that Lapeer “put the great hue and|time one ordera a mixture, So L giv: Complain that his mood is darkened or the national spirit belied by | PUL be cbnmed bis mind too, yourself because Hadith refused you) f Mr. Jarr’s coat, unobserved by that | Would not be surprised to seo then| FINS ANT oy. sttnout the help of| him one tool, @ Broadway deprived of its gay and expensive evening glitter. It Ldlth had Httie hope of Lric's mar- | years ago.” | gentleman, also numbered and sold by the dozen Jans and ambulances.| " ‘I don't know,’ I says. i MY iS sitter, Never- continued Erte, “was the, ™r Jarr never noticed the presence | !!ke ena: jrying ate ; . can scintillate away for weeks to come to prove to some folks’ satisfac-| thilehes bie baa e t to come|ono love of my life, 1 shall never re- |12 DS pocket of numbered little balla| Mf Jarr sighed and muttered somo- | Hash, stes like, and w yaa A agiaedh ° tion that the country is cheerful and confident because it is taking | Det™een thet, saying, “White he is|onec ten that disappointment antess |!" bia hurry home, But Mra, Jarr aid, | thing to the effect that there was no] *! Be etch ish todo WIR she]. CON EEE TE want Coane? ne pet Sts omusoments just as usual, © single T ehall Maht for him. you rive me some encouragement.” | 08 Ane folded him In her wifey ee eee ae a aan | psychollo of the study of eatablea |4s if it's full of discarded boctatente: Incidentally, on some of our ultra-seasonable July and Avguat lane Tee & riigipaice hati Pieieth ana have no doubt,” I assured MATE ee eee balay ther censure, and also got an ee “put what I'm sneaking up on ts ou better ont tt and bo happy," evenings when the New Yorker strolls down Broadway fannin, hic telephoned me. But, being: te Ni 6 ‘ me | drinking. sal ae Gs aupner, this: LiatoeH| me a Ley y. Well he Pvcnanetes self with his straw hat and worrying about the pr , aaa es iz ‘ney anoth “ONS bre these, pray?” asked Mea) Oo Stree ae nh na. pee) ne Ae iy teet, sho having begged | his courage and eats the hash, When ‘Administrator Garfield decrees that even Thursday night shall cease | to be a lightless night for New York. And since light and fuel are both more abundant than they were last January, Dr. Garfield says) [no City P 7 to be verbuse with you, ts Jus at's in it “Do you really 1 fens} lantly cried, “that 1 an,” Erle jubte t ave me! h will have Me? | rane gusplelousle, ma’ unter, to » of ice, maybe those sparkling fuel consumers that illumino } perapleing cousse| ana as.tacamaunt of deca etn T could never ask her again unless!" yer, arr felt like pray ng, but hadn't tated when he did bring some- | to suggest that I've preloined @ eouple | he arp Vo-oeapult S00 leah eater ; wil! help to mako him thoughtful abont next winterte cal 3 ’ Aneto rn al I were sure 1 k you would brO8/ tine, “Those?” he replied “Why, | thing home he thought would please | of flat-boats from the river front se of it I just can't help but speak with pvOnER ue shally 06x ter's coal, ! had Us together, You aro so sympathotle | hose are marbles I brought home top| Ri# children and his wife, ho would| seta about on, a feller comes in an agal ee Sitti: and you love Fith Who could resist | oie wwitite, return the arithmetio marbles him. | resists the law of gratstation by dems | "RU Z i plensant-like, That was mighty slick shooting when a United States A apr AT AS La we eee, ; “I nover ‘saw any marbles jike| Sef and {€ Thritt Stamps were what |. settes on a stool. Boon I #ee be h, yes,’ he says. Then I oom- Marshal in @ San Francisco courtroom swung his arm above had been the ren Pest aay ere them!” remarked Master Jarr, “Mar-| Tovey at oenare he Could get the | eye.calling me, HoT do a traveluuge plete the easault, I step up to the i dealer to give him Thrift Stamps for!up to bis first ine trenches. guy next to him—a feller I know— his head and firing downward across interve rye ! nis going back to her 4 fo oss intervening lawyers and iis Koing back to h fanned me wi them, yell,” 1 says very modest and}]and say to him: ‘Hey, Ike, lay off spectators, dropped a Hindu whose pistol was still in the al: | When he arrived he bles with nuyibers on th But despite hts ¢ mn. ubious neceptance @ cushion and dashed | water on me, & very good sugges- or a ot ne tle sp’ e! z “Wha 1) the old scout | that stle. Wo gotta put th, after a bullet from its barrel had killed another Indian that he realized I could not he partic. | When I revived he sald, “There Cie He OONArEe Re Wibabeld Shima Feplied Mrs, Jarr. “And these | !ay-like. “What will the ol ecow '# hash.’ hie rT ea ‘a | Md, “Phere waa) trom his little sister, who crowded t! een the grinders? ha There was always something in Western air thut tended to jularly interested In hin, But as al{not enough alr tn the room. Wdith : numbered marbles remind mo that | Put hptwee 4 i are . ti forward demanding half of them, te toMy teeth ain't performing so very sir, It does the trick. ‘The wake men handy with their guns. Uncle Sam notes with grim blg-hearted girl like mysci¢ w, Wronid Have knows what to do When! “wrnscre a new dklnd,. Invented tor| nce ane ae to BAHAGN OF mothe | MY te ee eae ae whet | other guy gives a eclones arene *atisfaction that the talent !s not worn out, Now is the tl comfort to a man, you fainted without drenchthg sour s iy! ind, Invented for} balls.” | fine to-day ) © 1) a mace al me, ’ t ° a I bell 0 y to a quanthy of the|he goes, He certainly don't look Mh in the interest of . tolerate him, I prayed tha q go & war game ve.” explained Ar 6 ero! nenn. 1 you look Mike ia a Ae 6 sta miter order and safety, when he expects enna aA {I might |6 ra Ste, Jaret hastily F astetheeetes [aati fee Popes round m perm pt | nash? enjoyed his meal and nachurally it to thrive and spread, : chil “dith! ‘That name brow ati 17 Orie ister Jarr, ang | DAS? Fak . happy.” Sisita : stdbieintd fe After that Iirte came very often.|to the realisation at tn pide back | instructive as \ amusing, L be- | i:ttle Miss Jarr also volced the same! ‘1 never converse with the food.) I'm very happy ii — . : - x | never believed I could care so much| “Kric,” 1 sat, “go Bete naitn. | Tou nea lit boys can play 1 gaye. ‘But sf you really got # fae provoked, ei?” P es r any one If my consotenc : ce Obl : bdith, | swith them and mptom for hash the fair lady wil} “Say, I never seo a man more pro- Hits From Shar p Wits a shee had) Bhe loves you learn their arithmetic lesson npiem 1 . not troubled me I would have been lard academy, played a section. vokeder, And now,” concluded Lu- What is a pacitt Aman who) own way will sooner or Ig “1 hope Tl be able to do as much| “Why didn’t you get sone with the News. ter be alone | supremely happy, 4 Sry Ai a ‘ snooker” and won the p. ce a chance.” he say some pleasure for Would rather hold ® pase to the) on the wrong road—Albany Journal. | __ ae OF OU BOM Gay, Constance,” ho gald.| aiphabet on them alto?” asked Sirs, mothballs and candy, So, as ne told! «voy will that’ comes We got somo apple Movies than the Pass of Thermopy>| gyi. ‘ Pememisiag oe —————— |Jarr, “I am @ great believer tn in-/ himself, “It's an iil wind that tloox ay ta RUIAy ta tk b there that was a riot laat lae.—Columbia (5, C,) State. } annum Yes, 1) a way I'm mighty Mi : ° | structive games.” ee Mocks so | do a hula he ot 1 bids fair to he popular for th 00, [esa atc Sata uarter-Vlile Railroad Pays Big Profits ans by HaelttY IED a Cell rorten tere hy aera ML AS bs at ‘ agwag—So bo alka ae ras evident, however, th x Originality usually consists of ré-|Philadelpiiig Record, “ M°kPeckst OW would you Ike to own ajdown lade ior waiadit ee iter Scot tt red Pera air - er peating bright remarks to people who pe ae iH FRUGAL CHI W Quarter ce ol fetee ee AIRNA: CRTTORE Of TRIE OO Te Oe eile ‘2 Our Own Camphor Now} ° Cc = BR ays ye beta eOniaces| MARY. weltermaQs ‘men’ are. dot air He long, Mane wre et Of @|furs. One of the rapids ts navigable, |{wstructive games, Even iittle Miss | : : Europe’s Motor Cars Stand Idle |ovedcka Rags Ri ie pods make the shippers| but there tx always danger of an up-|JarF, although her brother held onto! Grown in Florida Tne load thelr goods nd tu . poe Don't 1H first and only bearing cam- an be obtained N ali the belligerent I: that h 1 th sh the | set, So freight {9 unloaded at one end | the numbered marbles, rogurded them * ! se ecniat ye aur, Own | power to haul them, and yet recetvelor the island 5 ar coldiy, ‘Teaching arithmetic and th Surove etter are the o The black sheep of the family trouble ple's, that you | > | sis nigh © island, sent across by rail and | coldly. ; and the| Meee ene ent ce . io ghana. likely to be the first ove sheared.— | ought Ugh At Dinghamroy [fm tt @ ttdy tneome of several|the empty boat takes its chances in| alphabet with marbles, indeed! ome | phor plantation of any ane tn age, 078th enadlsaae Binghamton Press | Press FAMLOD | thousand dollars a yea nls ig the| the troubled waters, ono ia always taking the Joy OUE Of |.uma, ya, gare ‘Peouinny ates uo ta | rare a fortunate position of the proprietor of| ‘The equipment of the lino consists | life. suma, , ways 1 lence a ; You never can tell. Having one! If you donit like your neight le nd Island Rallwa ; vee bias racer Birt revi i | Monthly, {t contains over 2,000 acres | ** | © ator | and ls feeling the pasotine Wife too many ian't necesgarily .an |g little thinking about what‘they mes [ere arend (_Drobably /of two ancient trucks, the rails being| "You can have them, Gis" aald| oe camphor trees which iast soee| mobites #49! famine even mére geriou: {indication of vigamy,—Pb: the shortest and best paying line tnlor wood, faced wth iron, Mor the|Master Jarr, presenting them to the | Popular Sctence Monthly, Tou ly than the delphia not like in you.—Albany Journal, ace 8 |ylelded over 10,000 pounds of crude | belligerent nations, ‘ ; stock being #0 Record. | the world, privilege of loading their freight on|lttle girl But now that she eoula |." OO is yea eoted | 20° Pleasure has ¥ beenliow that all privs ¢ ga aa | Russ nea her territory peace by| Grand Ieland ts in the Athabasca| these care and pushing them by hand |have them, and especially as she vale tate Sarre ba tln stopped, In England, some cusses | me re : Shy enh f u . Watch on the Rhine may go|peace.—Columbia (8, (,) Stat. 6 to wf “ n ay vg | that 1 e t ehle ; Pape od coane \eports regarding @ut of fashion, but the watch on the | .: ee is | River the rout fur-trading w atrip of land, the/| vistas of having to compute that two | amoun Jorida has several other hae heen achiay unning cars by | Germany, coming through Switzer \ Canadian Northweat, and 60 a ton, ‘The charge and threo make fve, and #0 on, made | end are to the effect thas there is jand t e effect that there is ne 5 s treain into two dan. | for carrying @ boat 9 $10, The Grand | itt} Mies Jarr extremely reluctant | | of th b | (B.C) State. can live as cheap as one, for the ve ie 0 da! ¥ . Uttle Mies Jarr y reluctant | | = fe * of the cars, but Y, With ooal at i regia Re J | good reason that it !s Impossible for |gerous rapids. Supplies for the forte Any pe Aa ehtah Line tite to accept the Greek gift, {iho bearing, | Many voemphor ane sky prices, this substitute ts eed Lara ie eae for army use but » Who Insists always on baying his! one to live cheap.—Albany Journal, ‘are sent up by soows, which come returned « profit of @ million dollars,’ 74 don't want them, I want to| seca become profitable, bia The price of gasoline ts §2| trouble, rubber is\caustng sertows 2 | : : jeoal gos carried wrist bas come to stay.—Columbia | Nobody remarks any more that two plantations, which will soon come oo the roofs