The evening world. Newspaper, April 18, 1918, Page 22

a — —— COMIC PAGE Thursday, April 18 LITTLE “MARY MIXUP” Left Foot Was the ki °t Onel i Teeth HC wert Foor » grm para aoe Stoo saree STA were | ; j . {] .' i 4 _ 7 ms - i C weep! Fist mar / NO, You STARTED wiTt ou STARTED WHAT 5 BOBBIE 15 LEFT HANLLO ) | 4 THE’ WRONG FooT. Now WITHA mis FOE T ~_IRY 'T OVER 7, ‘a — i —e c— Wt The wone }/ a 4 Foot” ono lee J ot ) ade (ovate . ee oming mum mer than It eve been before rough the he d term, The prea- da of soldiers and ‘ork will cause mort ir houses ng June, July It looks as ‘k will not have @ this year Half a dozen of the productiona now in the Broadway district will be continued and numerous new ones are in prep- aration intended for summer runs here. The Mesers. Shubert announce that “Sinbad,” “Maytime,” “Fancy Free," “Eyes of Youth” “The Copperhead” and probably several F other attractions now tn their the- ' atres will continue through the sum- met. Then there will be bs *ol- | lies" a new “Hitchy Sm undoubtedly ving 1 and other rousical productions play- ng here during the hot weather, MARGARET FRIGHTENED. | Lord Dunsany’s playlet, “A Night at @n Inn,’ which precedes Mrs. Fiske's performance of “Service” at the George M. Cohan Theatre, ts voritably of horror. A little girl, less welve years old, was taken to tre the other night. Her name t Wilson, Shortly after “A vt at an Inn” had gotten under way Margaret whispered to her mother “Mamma, may I sleep with you and Daddy to-night?" Her mother nodded, ‘Ten minutes later, when the audience had felt the of tho playlet, Margaret JOE’S CAR CopyaM, 191K Prone Hbtichine Ca OM. ¥. Breniog World? GEE, 1 SPOSE TLL HAFTA al GET “THOSE WIRE WHEELS Mas T FEEL THOUGH , “THAT BLANCHIE DEAR — — — = 1 OUGHTA. RUT “THAT mvc TELL mE —-- woud Y'BE \ NO, NOT IF You PROMISE To “TOWARD ANCTHER - | “TERRIBLY DISAPPOINTED IF a Put THE MONEY (NTO A LIBERTY BoND! - LIBERTY BoND! Le BISW ery GEE ] ON sy. ean g = WIRE wneens? pS me > <a FoR “THe CAR. BLANCHE HER MIND SET ON ‘EM? i= —— “may I sleep in the middie NORWORTH AND HIS WEIGHT, | Jack Norworth of “Odds and Ends of 1917" thinks he is getting fat. He knows that too much circumferencé in the vicinity of the belt is a foe to the art of the handsome young actor, so he has begun to think of trying to t reduce. A day of two ago Jack " dropped in to see a physician who lives on the fat of the land—that is, ho THE BIG LITTLE FA) IILY: t inakes a specialty of separating people word TH’ MATTER WITH TH PooR FELLER (ee 4] from their excess avordupols, not to HE LOOKS LIKE “SOE” WAS ) DISAPPOINTED ; speak of their bank rolls, t WH BUSTIN’ UP \ IN’ LOVE *-, GOSH! WHOS “THAT GLoomy LookiNy’ BIRD V'susT SPOKE To“ LUKE’? OMY! ANGTHER CASE OF “LOVED AN’ Lost’, 4 weigh thirty pounds too much.” “I can fx that," replied the speo- \alist. “First, I'll want about seven ounces of your blood.” "I guess maybe I'm only about ‘twenty pounds overweight,” came from the actor man. I have to open @ couple of your OH! THATS OLE * DOE SPiFFUM’ ! “Doe,” said Jack, “I'm too fat. 1 THASS ALL: . er—ah—my wife thinks I'm only about ten pounds too heavy.” “You can sea the operation. It won't take long to cut you open,” “Come to think of it,” said Jack, ‘I'm ten pounds under my last spring's weight, Gee you to-morrow, Joo And up the street went Jack Nor- worth, excess weight and all, KIDDING “UNCLE AL.” From the South comes a tale of Al Field, the minstrel man Uncle ay his friends call him, was lav | ing the theatre in a one-night stand town after the #how, bound for his private car, when in the dim light of | a street jamp he saw three youths, “Howdy, Uncie Al!” sang out one. “Hollo, boys!" replied Mr. Field. “You got a good show.” “Thank you, boys!" “Roath ta Rt year ~~ qoseir. | GRINDSTONE GEORGE The winstre! man continued on his |, Otto Harb mothe eye way. Three blocks further down tho | Méke City y | Copyright. WI Prove Publishing Col | Oe ¥ Evening World) rt 7 street he again saw a trio of youths nel Adams is now playing the | v of Dr. Rows ta "A Pair of Petti- \ | e rat and tho dialogue recorded above was | t gone through ovce more. 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