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Since taking ayrs Wonderful Remedy all this vared and my only trouble the food I'd like to eat.” It is a harmless preparation that re- the catarrhal mucus from the ‘THE EVENING WORLD, WEDNESDA Billhelm & Co., Porch Climbers, Who Crab Their Own War Game, |There’s as Much Harmony in the Partnership of the Kaiser, the Sultan and Emperor Charles as There Is in a Jazz Band of Six Bass Drums and a Bunch of Firecrackers, and They Trust Each’ Other as Far as You Can Throw a Guinea Pig’ by the Tail—Guinea Pigs Have No Tails. By Arthur (“‘Bugs’’) Baer. 1918, by the Pres Publishing Oo, (The New York Brening World.) F it were not for the fact that we have a cracked lip, the squabble be- tween the royal pretzel Dukes of Burope would bend our face up into such a grinning knot that we would never get {t untangled. The Kaiser, the Sultan and Emperor Charles are #0 suspicious of each other that they wouldn't trust each other any further than they could toss a plano, The Kaiser won't trust the Sultan out of hie sight, And the Kaiser is very nearsighted. The Sultan won't trust the Kaiser any further than he can throw a guinta pig by, the tail And a guinea pig hasn't got a tail. 5 Emperor Charies wouldn't trust either the Sultan or Bilthelm with a straw hat in @ blizzard and the Sultan wouldn't trust elther one of the others with a cancelled postage stamp. It’s a fine firm of imperial porch olimbers. There is as much harmony in that partnership as there je in @ flatwheeled jazz band composed of six baes drums and one pack~ age of shooting crackers, They have to watch each other Iike a mouse eyeing cheese. And the visibility is very low, Any time that one of tho partners nas a relapse and acts norraal for ‘a few minutes, the other two squawk ike « bear with @ flat tire. The Jatest one of the pretzel hounds to step on bis chin was the partner from Austria, Charies realizes that he has about as much of @ chance as one apple in an orphan asylum. So he tried to make pals with the French. He didn’t let the Kaiser or Sultan know what he was doing. A cootic is @ cootie even If it wears @ crown. Did you ever go crabbing down at Barnogat? After you catch a baskotful of the two-clawed birds you don’t have to worry about any of ‘em escaping. You don’t have to keep watching ‘em, because they police themselves. If one mean-tempered bird tries to do a Forsbrey and take it on the run, the other irritable two-pronged babies grab him by the whiskers and pull him back. No crab likes to see another crab enjoy himself, which is the reason they call ‘em crabs. Emperor Charles had almost done a Houdini out of the Hohenzol- lern basket when the Kaiser got one of his claws on him and pulled him back, Now Charley claims that he never tried to play marbles with the Allies, You can’t blame Charley now that he is hooked again. When a guy has you by the ears it is no time to remind him that hie grandfather was hung for stealing warts from @ blind widow's chin. Now that Crab Charley is back again in the basket with Bilthelm & Co., he naturally has to flop over and play politics unless he wants to lose a few claws. He is telling Billhelm that he 1# the cream of the world. Kalser Bill may be the cream of the worl., but this ts the first time that we ever saw the cream on the bottom of the milk, You said it. Charley also says that he never did Ike the way the Allies sombed thelr ears straight back from the forehead and that his cannon in the west will be his reply to ‘em, If that's Charley's reply, we will send an answer, Collect. WELL ARMED CHICAGO WOMAN COP GETS GIRL PRISONER | Florence Beck Loses Fight to Pre- vent Being Taken West On an Embezzlement Charge. Mre. Elizabeth Hughes, a Chicago police woman, appeared at Police Head- | quarters thie morning, armed with a revolver, @ pair of handouffs, @ police | whistle and extradition papers for Fior- enoe Beck, alias De Bella, who ts) wanted in Chicago for embeszioment. Mine De Bella was bookkeeper and clerk for Dr. Frank 0. Carter, an oculist of | }Chtengo. ‘The charge ngninst her {8| that she embezzled $165 from her em- ployer She was arrested April 6 at the Junior League Club, No. 541 East 78th Street, where she had been etaying. Pollcewoman Hughes came propared with extradition papers, but Miss De Bella fought against being taken back Mrs. Hughes told Gov. Whitman that the While the specific charge against prisoner was the larceny of $ thefts would reach approximately ‘Tho Governor granted the extradition. | and the prisoner, having lost her case) in court, will have to return to Chicago, URGES WOMEN POLICE WITH. CLUBS AND REVOLVERS Mayor Hylan Asked to Appoint) Them to Fill Vacancies Caused 7 by the War, Mary Paddon, representing the ‘8 Municipal League, to-day Mayor Hylan to appoint women to the Police Department in place of men called away to serve their country. Mrs, Paddon'’s plea that women be per- mitted to carry a club and revolver and preserve order was made at a public hearing In City Hall on bilis affecting this city which were recently passed by the Legislature. ‘The Mayor listened to what Mra, Paddon had to say with great | attention, but did not commit himeeit. | Tho olty hopes to meet the problem | of lack of men in the Police and Fire | Departments by raising the age limit. | At the present time twenty-nine years {s the maximum age for applicants for the Police Department. According to the terms of a bill recently passed in Albany the age limit 19 raised to thir- ty-five years. Representatives of | tax-payers’ associations contended that if the Mayor signs tho bill the city will soon be overburned with pen- . \offering her at that tim: Y, APRIL 17, 1918,' tal MARY PICKFORD TO GO ON — KEEL OF 26TH SHIP STAND IN LAWYER’S SUIT Testimony for Plaintiff Nearly Sutphen Says Maximum Capacity Ended in Action to. Recover $5,000 Counsel Fees. Mary Pickford spent another $4,166.67 worth of time in the Supreme Court to- day Gefending the @uit of Gamuel M. Field, attorney, for $5,000 counsel fees. Most of the morning was consumed with Attorney Malevinsky‘a cross-examina~ thon of the plaintift. When her attorney demanded to know if the Western lawyer did not consider all New Yorkers crooks or to crooked influence, Mise Pickford craned forward to hear her opponent answer @ ecornful “No.” She displayed koen interest @ little later when Field was accused of a 4eliberate attempt to “poison her mind” against her former lawyer, against Adolf Zukor, President of the Famous Players’ Company, and against Benjamin B. Hampton of the American Tobaceo Company, Who was 000 a week wae organiz- to work for @ company ing with the assistance of Allan Ryan, | capacity, it is expected a complete ship non of Thomas F. Ryan. John Freuler, President of the Mu: tual Film Corporation, also euffered severe cross-examination at the hands of Counsel Malevinsky, who attempted to show that Wield was serving both the Mutual company and Miss Pickford. The plaintiff had presented most of his case when court edjourned at noon and it was expected that Mary Pickford would go on the stand some time this afternoon, CHURCH MUST SUPPORT WAR TO END, SAYS BISHOP No Half Way Measure Possible, Declares Lawrence at Episcopal Convention. ROSTON, April 17—The work of the church, first, last and always is to throw its whole etréngth into winning the war. This was the keynote of the twenty-fifth convention address deliv- ered by tho Right Rev. William Law- rence, Bishop of the Protestant Epts- copal Diocese of Massachusetts, at Trinity Church to-day. “There is no halfway measure,” entd Bishop Lawrence. “If we doubt or deny the righteousness of this country in entering the war, then the quicker susceptible | || rogl tract and allays the inflam- which causes practically all BANKER KOUNTZE DIES. Senior Member of Firm Stricken With Heart Disease. Luther Kountae, senior member of the banking firm of Kountze Bros., No, 141 or money refunded, Lig- jaynes.—Advt. Mr. Kountze was born in Ohio in 1841, In 1862 he went to Denver, where he founded the Colorado National Bank and started the street railway system, Four years later he went to London to study) English banking, and in 1868 he and his hrothers formed the firm that still bears sions. taining able-bodied men to take Mayor Hylan agreed that the raising | vijzation are at stake, if we know ot the age limit would increase the fi\e it ts our duty to defend our coun- number of pensions, but at the same try from marauders, then our work ts time polated out the necessity of ob | iis out for us to fight with all our the we drop our armas the better. But if we believe that justice, humanity and Ne Extra Charge For It. Pg a AT Broadway, died of heart failure at 7.30 o'clock this morning at his home, No. 6 jam de Lancey Kountze, is the 1634 Infantry, and he te: wife and @ daughter, Mrs. Dougtes of New Jor The funeral will be Washington Crossed the Delaware—Help Pershing Cross the Rhine Buy Liberty Bonds—Bond Booth—Main Floor. OPPENHEIM, GCLLINS & © 34th Street—New York A Two Models as Illustrated n Importa Offering Exceptional and Unusual Values nt Suit Sale (Thursday ) Taken from the Regular Stock About 450 Women’s and Misses’ Suits n “ mart and distinctive Oppenheim, Collins & Co’s Tailored, Braid Trimmed, Pleated and Belted Models of superior Men’s+ Wear Serge and Poplin; a model suitable for every figure. At the Special and Extraordinary Price of 25.00 their name in New York. His son, Will in Iso his Gordon ~| Japanese Ships May Bring 200,000,- 000 Bushels H WASHINGTON, April 17.—Two hun- dred and fifty thousand tons of ships to be bought and chartered from Japan| probably will be used to open up the! vast Australian granaries to the United States and her Allies. ‘The proposal is being worked out by| the Shipping Board, War Trade Board | and high Government officials Australian Government has more than | 2000,000,000 bushels of wheat, which would be more than enough to relieve @ shortage expected in England and America next Winter even with bum- per crops here. HELL GATE BILL PASSED. Harbors Measure. WASHINGTON, April 17.—The House to-day passed @ “porkless” rivers and harbors appropriation — bill, $20,000,000, cept those considered necessary to the war. One of the most important war pro- visions {8 an appropriation for deepening Hell Gate channel at New York to speed up transportation of supplies and men to Europe. Print Paper Pri in March, WASHINGTON, April 17.—Produc- tion of print paper declined in the four weeks ending March 31, as shown in statistics. made public today by the Federal Trade Commission. Shipments | The |™ House Pots Through Rivers and \ etion Declined | jpr places of those now fighting for their |™t” > Ls al pete che a WIVES GIDDY? MEN WORSE, WHEAT FROM AUSTRALIA. Clothes Any W WASHINGTON, April 17.—-Washing- tonians receiving small incomes do not spand engugh either for food or cloth- ing, althdhgh husbands spend more than wives on wearing appa ‘according to & report submitted to the Senate to-day by the Department of Labor, which tn- vestigated capital living conditions last spri Thirty cents a day for food, the igating committee said, is’ the inimum for adult males to maintain health. —_>-- HAVRE DE GRACE ENTRIES. 2 GRAC to-mor- RACE TRACK, HAVE Md., April 17.—The entries f lardecter, 12; Madame Byog i ida carrying | itiity It contains no projects ex- | s) 80 as | Ge it imp) 114) on, lit; bi Ww continued to exceed production and mill] stocks showed @ decrease of more than | 00 ton Havel 307 FIFTHAVE Free Catalog mailed out of town on request, i Special Sold tn many stores at as high as $30— FOR TWO DAYS ONLY Wednesday $ 1 9:75 and Thursday This All Wool Poplin Suit with fancy pleated back, is only one of scores of similar bargains in an unusually complete assort ment of the newest Spring Suit Models, == Equal Savings on COATS, DRESSES AND CAPES “tae vores NY Address Dept. 4 E. LAID AT NEWARK YARDS Will Be Vessel Every Two Work- ing Days for Government. Henry R, Sutphen, Vier President of the Submarine Boat “orporation, an- nounced to-day that ino twenty-elghth keel at the Newark Bay shipyard of the company wan laid at noon, This fille all the ways at the shipyard and represents tho greatest number of mer- chant ships building at one time in any yard in the world, It is sald. “The Submarine Boat Corporation, acting as agent for the United States Shipping Board Emergency Fleet Cor- poration, is butlding 6,600-ton ateel cargo ships for the Government,” said Mr. Gutphen, “Tho delay in butlding the shipyard and in obtaining the steel matertal, due to the severe winter, has been overcome and the progre: made to date is most encouraging. Fifteen thousand men will be employed in the plant and the work on the twenty-eight ships will progress at one time. When the plant 1s operating at its maximum will be produced every two working days.” Asked when tho first ship would be launched, Mr, Sutphen said that do- pended upon the supply end the de- livery of steel by the railroads eh MME, BERNHARDT SUED BY JEWELER FOR WATCH Concern Has $3,700 on Account, Also the Time-Piece, but De- mands Balance of $5,700. Gillot & Co., Fifth Avenue Sewellers. to-day filed a writ of attachment in the Supreme Court against Mme. Sarah Bernhardt for $5.700. According to an affidavit made by Paul Gillot the actress on Sept. 24, 1917, commissioned him to make to her order @ platinum watch with chain and bar- pin attacped. The wa chain and ba: pin, according to Gillot, were to mounted with diamonds, rubles, sap- hires and emeralds ‘The total cost, according to Gillet, wan 99.400, and $1,400 was paid on account In October, In’ November a paym $2,300 was made, On Christma saya the jeweller, watch, chain and bar- pin were offered to Mme. Bernhardt, but she did not pay the balance. The pialn- tiff concern still has the fewelry In ite possession. COE PAO OO OU Oe Summer Dress Cottons at McCutcheon’s *""""- Within the past fey days we have received from abroad final shipmats for this season, comprising new and novel effets in French Novelty Catons, Swiss Organdies, Lotted Swisses, etc. This new assortment added to our already comprehersive stock should prove most attractive to our patrons in view of the scardty of fine Imported fabrics. Special Sale Commencing Thursday, Aps! 18th. Several thousand yards of desirabl fabrics will be offered as follows: White Fabrics—Consisting of Cepes, Voiles, Piques, Skirtings, Organdies and Nee French Fabrics— 36 to 42 inches, at 50c, 75c and '5c a yard. Colored Fabrics—Fine Voiles woven and printed, Crepes plain and fancy, solid cobr Voiles, and French Novelty Fabrics, 36 to 42 in. wide, 50c and 75c yd, Swiss Organdies—Made, finisad and dyed in Switzerland, fine transparent finist All colors in plain Self-Stripes, Checks and Plids, 38 to 45 in. wide, $1.00, 1.50 and 1.75 yd. Fine White Lingerie Nainsooks Sold in 10-yard pieces only, eachviece neatly in a box. 36 to 42 in. wide, $2/0, 2.75, 2.9. and 4.50 per box. Fifth Avenue, 34th 833d Streets ked » 3.50 IT WYAYAY: Thirty-fourth Street ON Atmong the exceptional values offeed are Luncheon Sets of cream beach cloth (13 pleces) at 75c. Scarfs to match Silk Knitting Bags . Yarn Holders . . . . . per pair per pair Men’s Silk lisie thread soles . H L's —— _————————————————— —«B. Altman & da. MADISON AVENUE - FIFTH AVENUE, NEWYORK The Department for Catalogue Merchaniise is featuring many attractive articles of seasonale interest Silk-andecretonne Knitting Bags . Cretonne Knitting Bags . Perfume Lockets and Chains, of sterling silver Men’s Sterling Silver Belt Buckles Dorine Powder Boxes, of sterling silver, gold plated Necklaces of graduated pearl beads Semi-made Serge Dresses Semi-made Serge Skirts . Women’s Black or White Silk Hose, Men's Black Silk Malf-hose, with cotton tops and sos, alf-hose, in black, gray, navy blue and tan, wih Hat Boxes of black enameled duck Suit Cases of black enameled duck Motor Rail Pockets of black enameled duck Motor Luncheon Cases of black enameled duck: With service for four persons With service for six persons Thity-fifth Street THE SIXTH FLOOR + at $1.90 Squares to match at 95c. ° at 425 & 4.50 . at 2.85 at 2.25 at 2.85 \t 1.50 a 1.90 at 3.90 at 1.50 at 4.75 to .50 . . . . . . . . . . . <6 6) 4 ME BARD . . at $1.10, 1.25, 1.75 & 25 . . . . ° ry " - 6c. + per pair 8s, at 5.9 at 5.3 at 5.5 . . . $10.50 11.50