The evening world. Newspaper, April 16, 1918, Page 20

on About Plays. and Players | H Yiawe of Convenience” at Henry Mi! fer's Theatre during the week begin- i onday, April 29. Bille Burke r cast of this pro Version of th presented at the Haymarket Theatre, London, with a cast which Snctuded Cyr ude 7 € > ir an Cyr Maude. Winns Fountain of t Henry Mll- ler's Theatre un i] | BY WAY OF DIVERSION | “111 do my bit,” said Henry Brown “To sh his ain't a bluff, Vil buy @ fitty ar bond, That ought to be enough.” Old Silas Black he took # chew, Said he: “Too small—too| @mall! No ‘bit’ will do this Govern: mr By heck! it needs your ‘all. Old Silas Black he said a heap, and no idle § Don't think that do a “bit” and then alt back rest On you and yours this rnment’s entitied to first call. A “pit” won't do to help the boys, By Beck, they need your “all!” BROADWAY SURPRISED. Broadway was greatly surprised fast night to hear that Waiter J. Moore of the Miner Lithograph Com- | ny was not only married but the) father of a bouncing boy. It devel- oped that Mr. Moore and Ruth Hart, @t one time private secretary to A. H. Woods, were wedded over a year ago, but for reasons best known to them- | érives had kept their union a necret. ° is three weeks old and Yooks like his popular daddy LAMBS BUY BONDS. James T. Powers, the comedian, dropped fm at terday and be Loan. Next hi acriptions, and bef: dhy's work ho had corralled pledges | Qmounting to $189,700, These he| torned over t F. Albee, Chairman | at the theatrical committee working | fo the interest of the loan, Mr. Powers dntends to get_a total of $250,- 000 from the Lambs before he quits. John L. Golden subscribed $20,000 yesterday. THE TALE OF A CHECK, larry Tarpey, a messenger boy, yesterday presented a check for $500 At the Hudson Theatre box office, saying he had found it In 45th Street and wished to return it to owner. way mode out to “Cash” and signed’ by Charlotte Walker. In the ond dies of “Nancy Loe” Miss aiker hands Lewis Stone a check. Saturday night she thoughtlessiy wrote the oheck out on a slip from Yer own checkbook and it was used as a “prop.” It must have been ewept out as a worthless piece of paper after the show. As a reward Tarpey was given seats for “Nancy Lee” for his whole family Inst night oly Heath is press agont of "Nancy LET CHARLIE ACT. (News Note—Charlie Chaplin has} been drafted for the army.) When Chartte Chaplin sol Gossip, Lee Shubert has extended the sea- | won of William Hodge in “A Cure for Curables,” at the 39th Street Thea- tre, until June 1. “The Squab Farm” will conclude Its engagement at the Bijou a week from | Baturday and go to Chicago Arthur Hammerstein has engaged a new scenic artist, Morris Tuttle, whom he found in Washington, | — AN EYE FOR MUSIC. | The Greenpoint Home News tells | of a man who went to see a concert He's the same fellow who dropped in} to hear a motion picture show. ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Dillon—See Larry Griffen, eight? floor, Knickerbocker ‘Theatre Bul ing. H. 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