The evening world. Newspaper, April 13, 1918, Page 14

——_—_—__—— seats mai Se eae remap oe 8 cee retin Morir” ‘LITTLE “MARY MIXUP” ~ = And, If It Had Been US, We'd Have Made ‘Em RUN! ee. P: _yny. Yes, 18 tir ) ae ae) HAT Good News ‘he HANE MADE ae WALK Every ) z STEP oF The way ait DiD You SAY ouR Bors DRove ‘ey =Back 2 WELL, Nf SEE ove Boys DRove The ENEMY BACK Four MILES and Players By BIDE DUDLEY NEW morality play, “The Mystery of Lif ie eoon to be produced im this city, ac- cording to an announcement just at ' : ‘ i | t a a h. . Gun aercemils com ; | ; : = : 4 as Bo DROVE EM BACK 2? Band. It is by Father J. F. X O’Conor, jong associated with Bt. Francis Xavier College. While the play is built on a plan resembling that of “Everywoman,” its story is paid to be entirely new. “The Mys- tery of Life” has boen done a number of times with casts of amateurs, but ow it is to have professional players and will be offered as a regular at- traction. The production will be made by & producing company, of which Daniel W. Loseo is President and General Manager. AN ERROR OF ONE BLOCK. HH oT ‘Two women went into No, 124 West i Hem street yesterday worroun at; SOUL'S CAR : e : ‘ Come On, Joe! Get the Car Out Again! said a man in uniform. “Why, what's the matter?” asked | Gosu BLANCHE 41'S * ome woman. i: ’ ————_—— Merely thie.” replied two 10 West BIG RELIEF To ee ALL moved WELL, LdON'T KNOW WHAT Aw — Hat's NoTHIN® — La eee ene eee {b Have DONE JF You HADN'T GEE, A FELLAK'S GOTTA ou Joe! litely, “you should go to No. 124 West 434 Street. That's the location of, iN ‘ EVEN IF EV'RYTHING is ET ve. TH ; HELPED MOVE. THE “THINGS BARN WIS SALT These bavst (eveny ene oF OUR CURTAN \rose ARE IN THE PANTRY Henry Miller's Theatre, You're in ia WELTER SKELTER AN’ UPSET! A BIG SHOW. OF “THE OTHER House !! | the Lambs’ Club ! witty “THE car! Twenty-five . hundred people will Joe pear! | gortictnate in the big Army and lavy Show at tho Hippodrome to- morrow evening. Of this number more than 2,000 will be soldiers and sailors There will be nineteen numbers on the programme. STERN GAVE HIM A SHOCK, A. 8. Stern, the Cincinnati ginss manufacturer who occasionally sends . @ theatrical troupe on tour, had two ; companies presenting “Twin Beds” out this season and each did exceed- ingly well. He will wend them out again next season, As a theatrical manager Mr. Stern unusual man, inasmuch as he n lets a bill unpaid any longer it takes to write a check. ‘The other day a show left New York for @ try-out under the super- yision of Mr. Stern, The morning the eduction was shipped the man who fad painted the scenery called Mr. Stern on the telephone. “Would it be possible,” he asked, “tor mo to have my check for the scenery this month?” “It would, indeed,” replied Mr. Stern, “Your check !# in the mail now.” y..The ecenery man almost fell off his BY WAY OF DIVERSION. It’s the kid that's dependent oi drunken Jake that “hits me a ch where I live"—the small, help- baby whose health is at mtako— who needs all the care one can ve. T don't pity Jake as he staggers along unsteady from whiskey's effeot, but old drunken Jake is inflicting a wrong on one whose wee life may be wrecked. The dollar he puts on the rose-colored bar for drinks that the dar-tender brings makes Jake, of good-fellows, a prince or @ star; his praise the crowd willingly sings. But there is a home where that dollar would be a Godsend to some little elf who's toddling around a despairing wife's knee—a kid that can’t fight for ft. I've guazied my beer with I've tapped the | ve seen ‘all the its Joys. I'd never, vote any town “dry.” But there is course that a fellow can which common sense plays @ part.’ It's the kid that's dependent on old drunken Jake that wallops me equare im the heart. JAPAN 18 PROSPEROUS. Yumeto Kushibiki, manager of the International Theatrical Syndicate of ‘Tokia, Japan, and well known along Broadway, has written Mark L. 6tone @ letter in which he says: “How do you think about the con- glusion of war? You had already SMeatiess day. I wonder we should | have ‘riceless day’ by and by. How-/ ever, Japan have enjoyed uniquo; OOTEME IE Crome Mating Co OLY. Fresing Weney ‘ars WOT I @A\D- DONT TIT Give Sov “TWO DOLLARS Ca WEEK.’ FATHEAD — WEEKLY Sav! wot TH’ SAM usr Dear! HILL ARE SUCH (TEMOo= - AS “CORN PLASTER “THREE WELL - How Do We STAND “THIS, WEEK~ IN “TH! HOLE I Post ! , FOR Your PERSONAL” PLEASURES ? een SAS HS TNE ESI TROMBONES OUT OF STEP, a G—— 1s a fine com- mander, not a musician, He sent for the chief musician of his regimental band livered this scathing “I notice a lack of uniformt the band which must be rhino Yesterday morning they were out o@ | parade, and the largest man in the Nobody Does It” Hes the fellow who forgets to charge your bill, ne day and de- ser eperous years UP to-day since war au ‘ e."* ives al GossIP. poe band was playing a little bit of an Alice Coon Brown, dramatic editor instrument—flute or somethtr gf the Columbus (G.) Journal, 1s tn kindmand you had the big arine Sel a ne big. dr low played by a small man, That oe ‘ thing doesn’t look well, and must be attended to. I want the small men Vera M- Murray, secretary to Charles Dillingham, wants to march fn the Hippodrome anniversary pa- | rade as an added attraction. ‘Harry Carroll, Joseph McCarthy | and James Montgomery have written @ now song for “Oh Look" called “These Colors Will Not Run.” | Broadway hears that when Billie Burke appears on Broadway next fall she may have a theatre of ber own. | Clifton Crawford of “Fancy Free” | never complains about the lyrics of Bie songs, He writes thom bimeelf. | Chauncey Olcott has given the Stage Women War Relief 150 tickets for his play, "Once Upon a Time," opening at the Fulton Monday, Geraldine Farrar will sing “The Star-Spangled Banner at noon Mon- | Gay on the steps of the Public Library | to play smal! instrumen men the big ice Lae other thing, I want the trombon \players to slide their instruments (i and out 1m unison. It annoys mo is seo them all out of step with th ir hands"—Pittsburg Chronicle Desp COBTTEML 1914 Prove Purmehing Co, || cm, ¥. 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