The evening world. Newspaper, April 9, 1918, Page 18

Eee Comte ate SU OUVEARNOGIZM “SCE HANA iter NL Meet ih C Fron “HE END OF and Pl: y za / MY mom SAVES MY MOM. SHE SAVES ce aS ; m8) ig awa rN ORE “TAN your 7? BREAD @AND MEAT AND SAVES MATCHES , HE DoRs . The Last one. Dy BIDE DUDLEY Does |} Ns MOM ye DAYLIGHT AND SUGAR HE Atways LicHTS 4 _/ | AND VERY THING ~NEW cIeaR — - J MH. WOODS has placed tn re- A hearsal a comedy 4rama © called “My Boy," which Fequires the services of but two Diayers—a man ané@ a woman. The Play, which has a war back @round, has been done successfully in London under the title of “Out of Hell.” The two peopie in the cast will portray two roles each through- 7 out the prologue and the three acts The four roles are of such a nature ‘that o Tt players could not be used-—- the two must “double.” If "My Boy” wins success in New York it will be fegarded as the biggest theatrical novelty in years, Herbert Thomas js the author: SHE'LL KEEP AT IT. Laurette Taylor intends to keap bra die tice watt ne wis douse-| | SOK’ S CAR . You Who Are Wedded Will Agree With Joe! tion in that fleld of stage endeavor Capra: 1916, Freee Poretishing Co OH. ¥. Bvening World) “Adverse criticism notwithstanding, MGoNNa eee Tm « to keep at it and I'll win,” , . — - = AWFUL FALL OW t id recen| Show me a no! YA (M GETTIN SICK 1 ' Brarsapestinn, acitme “wo wans's| oe as a ree = Aw NOW BLANCHE | You PRETTY SOON) Qy J ‘ Weil bet on be 1 Look LIKE, A BOOB | —- IF Tats Te way oy | | DONT BE Foouts aa ad “PLAY BALL!” GoIN' UP MEADOW LANE WITH FEEL ABouT (T, (LL Do IT SETS Be ill yy 1 org A CAR FULLA CHAIRS EVERY MYSELF! I'M A PRETTY Good - HouR oR So t! DRIVER AND LIFTER !! OH- 1 MAY NOT ; hid reused toners woot i etal| BE AS WELL ABLE bis, 1k. enti | OH- AS YOU — BUT I ! ia i) ; Me i a | NERY Weer C Se ok say! ie c's FORA | Pas fear ne o emt ang | “LipeRTY BOND" —— ii | Vil ( Go “TO ITh! ‘ KREISLER GOES FURTHER, | i Fritz Kreisier, the Austrian violinist Don 7 Who cancelled his concert engage 4 br use his appearances drew ¢ ( . Bot appear ‘before the public even ine , id : directly as the composer of an opera Charles Dillingham had commis. | sioned Mr. Kreisler to write tne score for @ production intended for next| [Q season. A letter to Mr. Dillingham from the violinist says, in part: fe, oy oF S79) ai herewith beg you to kindly re-| THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY His “Quiet Affection” Has Never Been Given a Real Test! lease mo of my obligation to write al comic opera for you. Since the day| on which you did me tho honor to| \ ir enter dnto an agreement with me| —_———- — OH! (TS 40 ‘ LISSEN~ AN’ He ae va ik Teat bh a » 5 DEAR) 7 (o,8) { Gus regard: to the. sthice ‘and: pron SAY! Pur uP THAT | WONDERFU}- ; S Bunk! SANS= WITH ALL HER TAT "LUKE" ? BUT You'Re Briety of the situation created by “WALLER NOVEL’ AN’ - misy Mee gnpeeed sdealinl te ne FAULTS HE LOVED nese changes, and in orde \ ‘ PON “TH any possible” embarrasaniens ey he GEN MY SUSPENDERS ul lev AN’ FoOT-HES EVER Sud ANIMAL! a VER HER STILL! x BECK I at the beginning of the Seavon cancelled all my public ap- i Pearances and engagements, My ove request to you is but the final| p toward the realization of my Bincere desire to refrain from any public activity whatever in this coun- try in which Iam a guest.” WHY “IM ONLY HANGIN’ SO-GETHER BY A THREAD! a NEVER STILL ! SELLS “PEG” FILM RIGHTS. Oliver Morosco announces he has Bold the mot picture rights of | “Pex o' My eart’ to Loula Bb. Mayer. It is hinted that Anita Stew- @rt will play the Peg role. The vount of money involved in the sale t given, but it is sald to be the est ever paid fur a play by a Picture produ CARROLL'S CATASTROPHE, Frank Carroll wanted to eee the 1 film, wrts of the World,” | “Bi ey, invitation showing last week. ~ Cw Ho ' 4 strenuously to get @ ticket . : told they were all gone. A| Ray eet 4 aper man with two noticed ‘ Ml Aa Rr OL ee per man ius sve, noticed! =~ GRINDSTONE GEORGE Impossible to shave you while you him to the theatre as his guest. As| “ ib) m5 | they walked down the aisle Mr.| (™ ‘Copyright, 118, Prove Publishing Co. ][(N. ¥. Evening World.) ‘Impossible to shave me while [ | Carroll's glasses fell off and were | vi bes ” am asleep!” responded > customer. i pmashed. He stayed till the enter- Nlobod: Does It wonderingly, “Why ts !t impossible?” tainment was over, but he couldn’t| “Because,” explained the barber a eee a thing | He figures out his softly as possible, “when you fall ine | Income tax alone, to slumber your mouth opens so wide t be | that I cannot find your face.—Day- er “The Mid- ton, O, New Palr of Pet- es any actor in town | HIS SIMPL: REQUEST, to play golf. AM now prepared to answer a Ai Jol kes a brief appeal in| tion: c) aif of the Liberty Loan nightly in| sue eae mad care to as! ‘inbad. rer, . js “thirteenth anniversary | “Any one barred?” asked a man in at the Hippodrome. New fea. | the audience, sures have been introduced in cod “Certainly not,” replied the man on ». the platform, Be je McCoy Is in Atlantle Cit beonvering from @ aprainea “astit | “Then just walt a few minutes, wi Bhe is to continue in vaudeville | you, mister, till I run home and get Ver a Council, Knights of Co that four-year-old kid of mine. Hes Wuinbus, will have d ble show at the got a few hard ones that I'd like to Manhattan Sunday |have you answer for me.’'—Detroi: mien for Free Press Andre Charles Pu — A THOUGHT FOR TO-Day, | Tod Pa, | home of a Rh hha oe : — i kheumatic , : ns — ees Ser anaerere — ; ow eadin’ though yes twinkled behind his o , FOOLISHMENT. -~ ——_—— — SSS Ferris was down tn the Osage coun-|!y prociatmed, | “I've been readin oe a nous! ad AL Aad sexes “Are you U SE t He's Joined the silent majority . try looking after some cattle land| Newspapers and I saw the other HeNt| glasses, be quietly i He wore t e a Hl w 00) ¢ They won't ketch me napp! ———.{./[— ___ Ld s ome OO tories oO stopped at the home of a renter for tua go to the drug Bere WOULD BE DOUBLY SORRY. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE ——— en Reet | Minion Ang food: | Wheo breaktast| Thay've got coe of then Tesi JPRSEY man of benevolent turn | ij eid . f th here anc v be ; UWGies le ake winking of a rae ign} ' f was served, all of the members of the! ‘a nickel out of it. A of ‘mind encountered a small 4 St Whe a © thinking getting WAR PRICES, Hold on, id the smith, I jing through « dish of chicken and |) 0. seneta nourad thelr eofes into| 1ecene stamp Hr | Ndtter in the box bay 4a hia pelehuorhned weno Mone! Back if not Satisfied ; Gs SENATOR was talking about | charge §1.60 for that fob now bal oa cod the | thelt, Saucers to let 1t cool, and Fer. e corner. , ; | gave evidence of having emerged but JX war prices SEG RIOD ERISI, TREAT Le ee ca aratsice’ the tthe teeta etic iekins aM Hora ok to. wate 2 |lately from w severe battle, When we return your money, ff. ot “Like be he sald. |the farmer. “What do you mean by | tourist, addressing the e-| companied Ferris, two of the women ndiar “1 am sorry," said the man, “to| satisfied, that should convince you { ‘One ther, That |treblin' your price on mo? What|has eurely got a fair enough appe- | companied ferris, tw discussing the see that you have a black eye, matic treatment will’ do pa hout exception, | have you done it f ite Congressman, gammy,” im. Show the Cymatic la ust ‘I've done it,’ said the blacksmith, | “Yes, anh boss; yes, aa ‘Ho seems p don't he?” one} AME } Whereupon Sammy retorted: ipee to your Boctar end then you will af * PE Ean th ant nat | replied the fat aid : : : Pest “You fo home and be sorry for} know why we dare make this gener- | j A r day too) a 1 able ; wes that rg apy ear ean one does,” th ther jreplte of th : ni : pa your own little boy he's got two!" | ous offer There's really nothing s» ure e black 8 to b tr ft s é © sa his ¢ just lth Was once a a Everybo: agazine, z Cy ° pened, and while t acksmith D agton Gat OAD Gat Re Henri |body that wasn't stuck “latanes at which a member of the |Zvervbody’s Magazine, avd cymatic for Rheumati ay worked the farmer chuckled and| —_-> = jail right,” siniled the tourist, "Up Pishe Hanson in Cart company, greatly daring, started a! NOTHING LEFT TO SHAVE. | strengthen the system 2 thoroughly | bragged about a sale of hogs Le had | THERE WAS t’? ES@APE. | Bue prenens | n® he had not lost @ BEATING THE POST OFFICE, Alamiasien concerning the pronuncia- Hadimrestiist tne aibinan % fe Sanaa ot sheumatiana, neural. CASCO -2%4 in Just made, HB conversation tn a Washington “No, indeed, sah; no, indeed,” as- STRANGER, accompanted by his HERA Laban mip dacoea he rahi cperiate alpaca iat arertespeyie thet eine terete 288 “'Them hogs was only eight months club turned to the beauty sured the parent. “Once he git his wife, walked into @ Clgar store “Have you : “yy Cc fe Bali CLYDE -2%in ; Ne atthe cate san ale by in the entire English | reaped, and being somewhat weary ymatic Balm quickly relieves oid,’ he said, 1 none too fat, having a tenacious grip, when ip obah a pie tt am his ple, at Seymour and asked for a] said, “that ‘it in, sti (8 ple."—Phi i A is only one word be- fell asleep. For ~ | tense pain, stiffness and swellings, 1 Ne huther, but I seen that the buyer was | this anecdote was fittingly related by |boss: it am his ple."—Philadelphia| | "ano cer told him thet he did eee itn ‘md’ that 1s pronounced |he #00n fell asleep, | Fo waine mie” | te a good smelling, penetrating’: CU, OW at his wits' end, and by skilful Jug: | Senator Key Pittman of Nevada: —— not have stamps for sale, but that he |S. "though beginning with ‘sh? This Ree eg. craned but finally no} eraticn that does not stain or blisthe . |glin' I boosted up te price on him ‘A tourist was going through @ sec- A MAN OF THE PEOPLE, could get them at the post-office, two| one is sugar. Having made fo ox: apis tla A. aid he is in every way better than libic ‘ ust $00 per cent, Yes, by gum, I got a * PRESEN a jocks away, or at a drug store on a|haustive study of the sul you | paus' an In| ments, plasters or poultices, ) ‘ OLLARS J D tion of Alabama one afternoon, and EPRESENTATIVE SCOTT |b! Ks EAE OT OPae ARTS OB BTA DEO Ree eee that thle ele." |e chair The tablets are 1,00; tho balm, 68 ) yey ore for them h iy PRET 1 earby corner, ne © proposed | may ‘on Ly J is ¥ three thmes more for them hogs than | chancing to pause before the door of PERRIS of Oklahoma, who 18] Mi hey go to the post-office put| “Berea though ho was, the native| yen | | sald, “but! At druggists, or by mall on reeutoeny 7 |I uster get before the w Satnily's cabin } training fan (tha riaa | th ye 4 the distinguished dic- Baists, y mail on recetpt of | ; FOR SPRING | ‘aa la colored family's cabin he bepame | Sraining. for one Senatorial} ing husband ins sted th at the Pure | politeness ot 38 at dumaet alma! would you mind coming out of your Brice: Surpass Drug Corporation, 18 | The ploughshare be done, the| greatly impressed by the masterful] race, is a man of the people, A re- chase be made at the drug store, |tlonary mak ression of interest, |trance for @ Little while, J find it EK. 26th St. New York. ©. Live, Peabody U Colne, Makera |e. o.cy anded mith 50 cente, yay ip which @ pickaninny was go-|ccnt eaxpericuce be bad proved it "Lispow what Ia about, be proud-| Assuming aD exp! J \ ' > , 4 t { f