The evening world. Newspaper, April 6, 1918, Page 14

: T LOOKS now as though the plan of the soldiers at camp LITTLE “MARY MIXUP” are Tre COMIC PAGE ' Saturday, April 6 ‘ The Dog D..!n't Realize His Limitations! Your Doe BIT >) a ¥E MY LES He a: Tm Dis ee and Players By BIDE DUDLEY _| \ Bie You — Wadsworth to bring thelr +x ~ musica! comedy, “You Know Me, Al, )) to New York will bear fruit on or @pout April 15. An effort ta being made to-day by interested persons to obtain the use of @ large theatre— possibly the Manbattan Opera House or the Lexington—for the production Bociety te to be interested and the best sents will likely sell for $5 each. The all-soldier cast of 100 men will be brought here, and the engagement will be for one week, This piece was written, composed, staged and acted by New York soldiers, Mven the oborus “girls” were men, and they do say they were most beautiful t Dehold. The profits of the New York! engagement will be devoted to a war fund. SATE. THA Prem Peereming Oo (NY. Ryening Wert THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY ' DO IT NOW! George A. Turner has sent 7 DID NT MEAN “To SURE HE \ Zi HE COULD NT REACHE OF HONEST HE DIDNT way 7 | BITE you ON TRE LEG, Bur } 4 You sex He's such 4 ) : \ LITTLE Doo — — id ON “THE (UP ANY HIGHER ee — Well, All Bad Luck Runs in “ Threes,” They Say! paz. as original, which Is w pace in this odlumn. So, with your _ —_ idea: kind permission, here it ts Safe viewing oy work « wor “TH out It be won't really BAM HILLS 4 Mie ny tars om er WRONG WITH VC ane 2 WAS OFF A WEEK ALWAYS SOMETHIN’ You Now ? f ae thE WITH “INFLUENZA ‘ GOIN’ WRONG : ; “4 . AN’ 10 DAYS WITH WITH Me ut = ‘ov ! batons when he's) oy te the of a friend, | Tt makes fou tg the end 1 yor ‘itne bis tombetone rabies" was a march to Uning up the garden, Jing began and some « 8 out in front were n¢ artied. Mr, the occasion, | Hodge was eau Gmiling he said to his patients | “Ah, I hear thunder, Let's hurry to the garden before the rain spolls our work.” SUCH 18 FAME, IT (8. | te sovessenncienenra the Invitation showing of David ‘ ' Grimths new flim “Hearts of the Do BE CAREFUL JOE. World.” at the 44th Street Theatre WE WON'T SAVE MONEY DOING | OUR OWN MOVING IF You GO ‘ee Thursday evening, was a newspaper man who was trying to point out all ¢ | i the notables present to his compan: ‘ UNG EVERYTHING UP) fF ; fon, a girl. As they atarted out at 11 pied padres St | ‘ rages ae ee o'siork the mewapaper map anid: ore we cornea Wet hi THe STuEFIN OF DRAGGIN' “THE PHONOGRAPH | AIN'T tt hy { “There's David Belasco. 5 ) u ME, AN’ CALL AROUND wrth You? dase CoRKER \ i The girl looked but made no com- \ ‘ “ | \ Ue . ay enee J } CORKER fs ment. Her apparent lack of interest WMUSee ys SANA ca | % ME A CHEAP SKate ! _ RE BI. yaa ' ons ) | nottied her escort. Finally he sald; * La ie 4 fener | > 4 : MOVING, Foot! } ) “You know who David Belasco ts, don't you?” She shook her heed. “You know I've only lived in New York three months,” s)e replie: MIS8 BROOKS ASSISTS. Virginia Fox Brooks, the slave girl tn “Sinbad,” appeared with Yvette/ 3 in an entertaipment at/ ott's Theatre yesterday af- ternoon, reading a poém by Charles Peggui, a French writer killed tn the war, Abroad Miss. Brooks shared an apartment with eo, Guilbert and their appearance together was in the nature of a reunion. UNCLE EPH [8 HAPPY ete a) HERE Comes ED — a a WHY mM GONNA GET LOOKIT HERE "KURLY "= Now You DAWGONIT - THERES ~ | % A’ SPRAINED ANKLE | — Joe May Be Moving, but Not Very FAST! a ey: ee ‘te HEY, WHATS “THE Bie ID * | lon Boy! MYSELF MONEY { rime! ———— 1 IN WAP L HAVENT THE HEART ) To PICKON HIM WHEN } 1 so weaAx! ae pene om ad Tice ter wee ole Naty Un aprout enmme CossiP, Homer Barton has succeeded John fumberiand in “Parlor, Bedroom and Bath.” “Bee You Later,” the new Woods musical comedy, wil] open in Balt! more Apri! 16. Chris O. Brown hag returned from) | the Pacific Coast. Theatrical condi-| tions are good out there, b: ys. Frances Young ts appearing with Derwent Hall Caine in a vaudeville aot and doing well “His Hoot's Wife,” a play by Hill ard Booth, will soon be staged by A H. Woods. Tom Wise w be in th Carl Rosa gaged for “SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK" SAFETY ZONE, He “Let Himself In for an Awful Panning”! sis ene pe = ; * one day was crawling the aisle of an old church, : : SPIDE ! t | \ # very disconsolate and “ Neo body " ded limp, and on his way ler spider, who accosted him he chap who invented cm whate ge mat- ¢ le 0! ‘at ur ae out of order?” HOe. OF: 8 ‘elther, dear friend. Tho p under the pulpit Gunn tos vicar Will peraist in banging on cushion to emphasize his pointe, nd Tam suffering from thred broken Es ‘Oh, T am sorry for you, but | "0 » but if you don’t mind sharing my bunk | | quite welcome." pedeeind daakaad | and waee may that bet” “In the poor box, Nobody ever die- j tarbe me there."—Chicago Nowe ad Boda A Ne | “VINEGAR BIBLE,” ID you ever hear of “the Vinegar Bible?” The Oxford edition | of the Bible printed tn 1 tained a typographical’ etre” rt | headline over Luke xxii. having the | word “vin for “vineyard.” Henne t me "Vinegar Bible,” by which j edition bas been known ever sit Vio Fit the Old Proverbs ! fA Foo. EVERY ACQUUIPERE TAM WORIAT PAG ——— 1. 15 IN EVERY \ HERE (AM WORK! SEL "Fur BUSINESS BUT Hre Cony (nick, FER. THIRTEEN Pal D EW PER’ WEEK, DOIN’ PRACTICALLY AND 1 THOUGHT «| \TWO Guys WorK, AN! 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