The evening world. Newspaper, March 30, 1918, Page 14

— =F COMIC PAG Saturday, March 30 | _ mam} | LITTLE ‘‘MARY MIXUP”’ —— WHY doNT Yoo 4 By PLAY WITH “BROTHER TE \ite = ede ‘ : oat - ARRY LAUDER, the singing meee == & aay Scot, is to make his final ap- now ‘ Lucky for Little Brother They Don't Live in New Jersey! ——— — ‘es But ISNT BROTHER Tite OF “T6ys “TS' PLAY ot T HARDLY use ih ENouCGH TS Pat FoR ALL H+ GATS !and Players By BIDE DUDLEY =. ———— ‘ 7 pearance in York at the a Metropolitan Opera House, where he will begin « limited engagement Mon- * day evening, April 22. Mr. Lauder + was to sall for Burope before that . date, but he changed his mind, Early “Inst fail he played an engagement at the Lexington Theatre and his popu- larity was amazing. William Morris, bie manager, thinks Mr. Lauder will attract to the Opera House as many Deople as Caruso ever did. Since left New York the Scotch singer bas ‘deen urging enlistment in the fighting forces and doing all he could to pro- | mete the Interests of the Allies in other ways. 7 A NOTED MAN. Tt. Looks Like This Battle Might Have Been Saved by “‘ Reserves’’! Cicdlniotel a “ VoEE'UNK- DES ~ 77 WH THAT NEVIEW - | i 4 a ¢ ; { MATL OF YOURN- HES (s; wagerseet | fe A HOT Pvige ta} 4 ~ Dow Ns IN “THERE LOOKIN’ 4 (Olt ) LOOKIN’ ENGAGED" }} Bence To POINT (aN ARE You ) ( me Eve! .. UKE A DYING 7 7 RD ( MAN=WoT!ARE 7 ose EACH OTHERS { SritL Don’ ———— ( Buck! J (_ FATHEAD Y'GETHN’ COLD Parte WRHOUT L c § GREETING UNCLE MEYER. "s — : - Feet’ Doe"? Codes, muto publisher, was ¥ ¢ gi tn office when @ young 4 ¢ enti “Hello, Uncle!” @ang out the lad tn eg “ @ moment, there!" wget ofa Sens, Sat ates by Us, A ed hanging above my door, io,” admitted the soldier. “Well, then, cut out that ‘unole’ minutes later Meyer was - the soldier. He was the swale isher'y nephew from San Fran- ) HE LIKED THE TUNE. ve Maurice Nitke, musical director of ers Ybbetson,” is tired of playing Schubert's Serenade. Since “Pater se Tobotson” opened he estimates he has played it 1,700 times. The rendition of the piece is a detail of the play. a one of the theatres visited by the rama this season a stage hand asked Nitke what “that tune” was. “Schubert's Gerenade,” replied the Mirector. The stage hand looked pus- wed. “which one wrote !t—zee or J. J.?” he asked. HE HAD TO SEE THE SHOW, Frank Vincent wil! be master of ceremonies for the third free Sunday night entertainment at the Playhouse to-morrow. The Stage Women's War Relief wil! be in charee. The United Rookine Officer will furnish the dill. That the soldiers and saflors, for thom these entertainments are given, Porertate them wan attested last Sunday. A soldier appeared at the theatre with his wife. He wae told only men-in unform were admitted dat the soldier returned in ten min- utes minus the lady. “What did von do with her?” asked the man at the door. } “Slinned ‘her into a eubway train ‘ust.a® the door was closing.” replied the poldier with a erin. JOE’S CAR JOE, HADN'T YOU BETYER STOP AND BUY A PAIR OF CHAINS ? WE MaY NEED Them ! Two MILE Back? WAAL, THET'LL BE JEST ABouUT FIVE DOLLARS 1 RECKON! CERTAINLY WE'RE stuck! ANYBODY \courn see “tar! Aw, “TomorRowLL BE “Time ENOUGH! A TAXI? NEVER’ A physician, well known in the heatrical dintrict, was eniled to the Inter Garden night before inet to attend a chorus gir suffering from por ‘When she quieted down he "T have a tanto outeide Get rer ad T'll take you home tn it.” "phe Avene a bit and replied: “My | ora’ bere shortly. A taxicab? wth And then she had some more hys- ee ee GRINDSTONE GEORGE “He Went Without the Balance of His Lunch!’ |, MISERY Loves COMPANYS | PFDOBBIE SMITH, aged nin the shining light of the g and his father was very of him. “1 sh THEY'LL SUMMER HERE. ‘Tom’ McNamara, cartoonist, met a vwoo has a wife and three chil- Who has been arrested tor Vorious offenses. on Broadway yesterday. in yc <Fistio; there!” La ng sare craete you do, father, I want ars you going to take your family for you that all the bo: the. summer?” neh at all the boys In our ob “We're going to stay in New York | not known by name, anid @ave up so we can live in New | only, My number Is 25." ‘York next winter,” came the reply. In due course tho father the school and knocked at t! which was after a few minutes by the head master, “Good morning, sir,” sald Mr, “Tam the father of 25," “Indeed,” replied tho schoo {with surprise. “Come insid friend, I can feel for you, fo |the father of 12 myself."—Ch | Intelligencer, G IP. Dave. Eldridge, manager of the Shubert Theatre, New Haven, ven- tured into town last night. Fay Evelyn, from the Galety, Lon- @on, will be in the new Shubert mvsical play, “The Gay Lothario.” Adol Keluter's playlet, ‘The attr Brea Monster,” will be pro- @uced at the Community Theatre, La | Folia, Cai., soon. | ‘The lion Carter, the Magician wil! | 4 use at the Belmont Theatre used to} jong to King Manuel, the fellow | 4getted by ava Brown A aby made famou | , | 2 | ‘ YT oe ““Oh Boy" wit! vacate the Casino = i ] = | QED , Ps . to-night after having been played in| . ell IL OP om Es AER, R BP cay" mere tea “teeriecs| eumatic Ie a Wiis will cee ‘tatece'| ‘SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK" You Don’t See These People on Your Hotel Bill, but They're There! | “> USE to-night and withdraw from “The idnight Frolic.” They have accept- . , : - : contracts from Elliott, Comstock Tha "Guseres. WONDER (F THE HEAD THE MANAGER | MIS (00 YEU EROW THAT](GA DEAR,| 2 EVERYTHING DOTHEY CALL “THE ‘PHONG = THEY CALL. (SAT IF THEY GAVE | THE MAJOR ATIC & Gest. 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