The evening world. Newspaper, March 27, 1918, Page 18

5. Ps mae. ea ESTABLISHED Published Dally Except Mundey 63 PU Us BY JOSEPH PULITZER, by tha Preas Publishing Company, Nos. 63 to ‘ark Row, New York. 2 ? LITZER, Be nt, 63 Park Row, SHAW, Tasasurer, 63 Park Kow, MEMNER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS the usr for, sbiicalion of all news despatenre t and ais the local dewn publisied hersta, CONGRESS SHOULD FEEL IT. DAY’S notably stromg market in Liberty Bonds, with 7,000,000, reflected two influences: In the first place the, announcement of a 4 1-4 per cent interest rate for a Third Liberty Loan of $3,000,000,000, while caus- ing disappoin Fign of the ( totalling above mo quarters, has been generally taken as a ernment’s confidance in its ability to get all the money jt needs on these moderate terma The proposal that the new bonds siiall not carry the conversion pxivilege is a further indication tbat the Government believes the Am@rican people will buy Liberty Bonds as a permanent investment whhout tho speculative inducoment ‘fered by the prospect of being: able to convert them into progress- ively higher interest bearing issues, Where the Government shows confidenve, the public responds in kind. . At the same time there cam be no question of the effect produced Ly events in Europo upon the market for war bonds. If the Third siberty Loan could be floated to-morrow the swiftness of the results would be startling. As it is, April 6 may still find the tension in Vurope of a sort to stimulate American absorption of the new loan, Congress, at least, can feel the full pressure of the present crisis western war front, Authorization of a $4,500,000,000 bond 000,000,000 for the Third Liberty Loan and &1,500,000,000 to be added to unissued portions of earlier authorized issues—should le convineingly prompt. ——- 4-2 When an explosion ‘like that of yesterday in Jersey City cam occur at a mid-afternoon hour in the midst of a crowded community without the loss of a life, no wonder it takes so many shells and bombs to kill a single soldier at the front. ee “AT THE RIGHT MOMENT.” fhe Allied reserve will strike at the right moment.” A Reuter despateh received at Ottawa from French Headquarters puts the situation in a light which cannot fail to comfort and toassure millions whoso spirits fall with every fragmentary account of German advance or Allied retreat which reaches them. “The enemy still enjoys the advantage of the offensive,” the despatch points out, “and is able to select the point where the blow is to be aimed, while we are obliged to disperse our means of defense to cover all pointe where the blow might fall. “That advantage, as the history of the war has taught us, fs one that quickly passes ry hour and brings us nearer to the moment when tho Allied armies fn reserve will be ready to intervene. Before that moment comes Hindenburg must have achieved the decision or be prepared to see it go against him.” While the Germans are bringing up division after division to replace those torn to pieces in the attack, let Allied peoples fix their minds upon the English and French reserves—intact, ready and wait- ing, behind tho lines, for the moment when the force of the German effort shall have spent itself, Nothing serious is lost while that moment is still ahead. As an example of what can happen to a “decisive” drive, there are those Prohibition bills at Albany, DR. MUCK’S ARREST. HE Department of Justice no doubt has sound and sufficient sy reasons for the arrest of Dr. Karl Muck, conductor of the Boston Symphony Orchestra—reasons which the public is jrepared either to accept or to assume, according as the Federal Covernment does or does not give them out, The arrest is a distinct surprise, the more so that during recent zitation directed against Dr. Muck the Federal authorities wore vnderstood to de e that they had no fault to find with his standing or conduct, By far the most regrettable feature of the case is the position in ich it places Major Henry L. Higginson, who has for yedrs sup- 20,672, EDITORI Wednesday, { | AL PAGE | March 27 | (ame aaa enmbineniedcs iail e ad lad te a - f By bo Cassel ith . \ | Recording the Experiences of | A Young Girl of Thirty By Wilma Pollock Copsrtaht, 1015, Ly the Perens Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World.) How Loyalty Swayed a Young Man’s Love. \DBLANB RIV-| I sald ERS says there | would ought to be seo her training school on “How ou are rig Will, ty proper for you to go to a Will answer d, “I don't give a hang to Get alabout propriety, but it’s playing w! Husband" ¢ or} fire.” girls likeme, She} After this, although Mrs, Towne tella me my tae-| Wrote nothing more about seein thes would be fta-| Will, her notes became > frequen and more affectionate. Jay Will announced: only way to put some s6 ly ons think th e into her | tal to any lady's matrimonial chances because I always do the ; ‘ : ‘ : wrong thing. According to her, 1]® Sa sete * beg ey av Rees ged him not to go, but he ° ve pretended to be very 1 shoul have. p x *Thonorably said: “L want to explain difterent when Willard W to see moe again, | widow Towne went jpand. ston asked the ack to her hus- But I simply cannot pi to her that my time is otherwise oc- Constance, I forgive myself for after grass “4 tend ported this famous musical organization, who has sturdily defended| so 1 let Will know that I had grieved Hethng: be we a ‘ vi ser Yr, Muck through attacks led-by persons possessing no real evidence| tertib'y over his neglect and that | the shades ch ke Cowie. { aa Sle pon which to base their hostility, and whose personal loyalty and| “Our Pe MAPEY Dow Pecause he Was Tt confidant, and no longer his sweet yalty coming back to me eart y adelano thinks thd Americanism are of the soundest Madolane says I. should make a ut ou nr M re : : _ : ; y rg, Towne 18 really only vil Dr. Muck may a dangerous alien enemy who ought to be| Mn think I have scores of engase- to Keep her husband i 1 erned fe ne ¢ tion of the FS F | ments and not let him see me when know the best thing for Will would interned for tl ation of the war. But it is certainly neither his] it suite his conventenc coording py Hes ee a ne devotion to the music of Beethoven and Wagner nor the zeal of those| to her, Will should have proved M8 ne would only make me unhappy, and who ec e ed | erefor that iain ‘epentance errets » di " 6. vho condemned him therefor that has now proved him a menace. repentan : ; regrets the day he we see Mrs, ue tek lal a I let him come the very evening Towne. After all, 1 ca aie i . telephoned. For how could 1 be sure/man enamored of another woman to Long-distance guns ppear to be short-lived critters, |that he would try ag Anyway, I) tho altar, 1 do not know how tt PE in na natant ileal Jthink he suffered enough when Mrs, | gone » . |rowne treated him so cruelly with- ——— ee”) ‘ , | i 1 ea Hits From Sharp Wits Jout my hurting him also, 1 told Wil) Word's Coldest Place “Botshevikism,” remarked the Man)to married life that tho seed | what Madelane had said, He ured erie a at to the || es to hocing eorn.—“Binsghamas | Me that she was we and I was URN up your hrust you octurnal ¢ of tune Press . tmehaM-| ent, He L no use f ! 1 of your ugh 0 Biade. oe ee an insince man and that he liked pocket 4 read about the ‘oo Many men like to r t 8. Towne | "C "ule orthern Sibe The pace that killa causes few de-|and grunt while tne olber cant’ We Taian Walser Wad MH PoRDa) VCel: Margners Bere mises among the messenger boys Chicago N te. use of genuinenc In the | where the 1 peak patroniaingly Chicago News, | | | eo 8 that followed Will certainly ut Greenland’ mountains and Many «a bi r t 8 i € ba y esor ; | y & man blows his own horn| made up for his previous neglec uch relativ hy ¥ People who can't stand prosperity | only come out at the made up 4 : orhkhoyar hie! won't have to stand it lony.—Albany | it cde Fepette UtHle end OF] Ana even Madelano agreed ho was At the town of Verhkhoyansk, whieh Journal, " hS an exception to most men and did | would probat ver have had any os These daya when the bu be put to a test nhabitants if the late Czar's Gov ven the butcher gets} not need to be put to a tost | The h the sol ver ¥) Aap- | the if tm rs t" then you Save ‘Will was on the point of asking -e}ernment had t plause for laying bor Job—|lamb — chops.—Mempt ae \ : 4 Of al Figg ; Memphis Comm a Appeal. PS Memphis Commercial! ¢g marry him, but hesitated to break |! f ast a3 aeir lthe spell of our love by speak- | erature has b known to “Do you believe that the women| Some of the “war bread" One 1 ‘ ar below 4 which ar bread" would |ing of tt ne a dress to please the me }ma nybody fight.—Columbia (8.| note from Mrs. s him to| “rect for w world, Mae Aa Gilneas Jeail on her, HI tobaces | Popular Science Mon While the pay their dressmaker’ billy."-—Phila aS call 9} RR re abou "8 4 so delphia Bulletin, 2 Lima Beane says he got the plece| in the note and daw 14 | regions a ut North and South jof pie at the restaurant the other day | went up inte alr Poles of 180 val Lima Beane says if he could gee | that sou a, igh Then & : ; e Bit himeelf as others see him he might) tim ed: ’ . _ itants @ comfortab nt to break somebody's head with ° hie silence ‘ , F 7 way \ a bali bat.—Toledo Blade. Wome ot antre hoip{tore inte nyt , ate | quently bs 7 t \ u fact, men tered ty the f Wind tw tt ‘ ‘ Half a loaf may be better than no| have no cont r of women's Jaughed #0) Mrs, Tow 4 orks read, but that is no reason why a| tongues.—<( 4 communica inuyian’ xy bE tt Wh tie fellow should be even haifa loafer ee | Pu ee mn The the hols ‘ any ex Philadelphia Record, Anyhow, the boys in t pa ‘4, He pu 1 BIE BOREAL nav ow a. don't have to worry abe a new Marking: “It glorious, wut | itensely i Baltimore American, Lave-making hag the same relation spring sull what's thy use cvvered with flowers, Bue hus w husbang," | My Matrimonial Chances The Jarr Family 'S By Roy L. Copyright, 1918, by the Press Publis INE weather we're having for this time of year; not that | care @ cuss, but it makes con oe versation,” the sporting barber. have Sunday ball and Sunday movtes, and nothing to drink but near-booze! Whatcha think of the war arr'made no answer, but, hav- ed his collar and tie, leaned pair ave 2” asked the ton- certainly not. I came in to get measured for a suit of clothes!” Mr. Jarr retorted. The 5) rbity arber took Mr, Jarr’s 1 part. McCardell Co, (The New York Evening World.) “They won't do me much good in my business," remarked Fred. ‘They von't want shaves, They'll sit in a vootblack’s chair but not in @ bar- “You know the old Dockstader Joke that women cou t hold their chins st long enous o be shaved?" usked Mr, Jarr. “Yes, heard that,” sald Fred, “But what I wonder at is that women never get bald, that is, very few do, And that reminds me, your hair ts falling out.” “IT want it to fall out; I want to be bald," replied Mr, Jarr, “Then, may- it will discourage you grafters om insisting on rubbing wood al- be, Beer Yaw vt Ae Sayings of Mrs, Salomell SNE IRE: SEO TEE T S R elen Rowland rk ven By H ot EENLY, verily, my Daughter, all men have said in their Yet what man knoweth his wife's Real Opinion of him? ishing Wa (Tho New ¥ 4 World) Yea, what man kimweth ANY woman's opinion of him? For, doubtless, among Solomon's seven hundred swives there Were six Qundred afd ninety-nine who deemed hun “a nice old, simpleton.” ‘ Yet they bowed down to him and called him “Kaow- it-all,” and “Sage.” and *"Font-of-Wisdom,” that thetr days might be pleasant and peaceful in the Seraglio. Behold, two damsel¢ were “listening” to a High- lalktug. And ome of them loved him But the other did not ‘ And while he spakw scintillatingly of tiis and that and discoursed concerning his views and\his accomplishments the first damsel was think- brow Hf Ow Lane \ ing: “What a beautiful cleft 'in hie chin And the second was thinking } “What a nerve!” But only the man himself Hedrd whatthe was SAYING. Verily, verily, many men have’ striverf to fathom the meaning, of/the |"Mona Lisa smile,” but nono hath deciphered it. ‘ Yet every woman knoweth timt' it is the smile of a bored woman listening to a man talking about AUMSELF% : Behold, so long as a man loveth a womanall her ways ete PERYBCT in bis sight. And it is only when he hath begun to weary of her thet pgp discovereth that she is full of flaws. ‘ But even while a damsel ADORETH a man and planneth to/bring him to the proposing point, she saith in her heart: P “Wait until I GET him! Then will I break him af his foolfsh little | ways and change the parting of his hair and put the ‘finishing, touches’ jon him!” : ' For no woman believeth a man “faultless” merely because she-loveth him. Behold, there dwelt in Babylon a Great Beauty. \ saw her fell for her! Yea, the Adonises hung garlands upon her door and the-Highbrows composed songs to her elbow. And she smiled upon them all encouragingf'y and looked them over, | while she seemed to hearken to their wooings. And all -men who But in the end she chose from out of their numberra pleasant-natured J BOOB, with a bald forehead, and married him. And everybody said “My goodness!” | But the damse) smiled and said: ‘ “Verily, verily, why should I choose a living-picture for my mete? “For, im the comedy of Matrimony, there can be but one STAR! | “And I prefer to be IT! Yea, I would rather’ bésadored than patron- | ized.” | And forever afterward the Boob believed himself “irresistible.” But the woman never undeceived him. Verily, verily, there be three secrets which every woman KBEPETH. And the first of these is the year of her birth. And the second is the story of the man who “got eway.” And the third is her REAL opinion of the maa whom she loveth, Selah By Bide Dudley Copsrlght, 1918, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York Brentng Worlé,) OL BERNSTEIN, Delhi's popular) over the audience; Prof. Lipp, at the tailor, opened his new motion] ptano, played softly “Everybody's Do- picture theatre, The Grand, on|ing It," and at the proper moment Main Street, Friday night, and the|the famous young woman occasion was one which will long be| manuscript in hand. evened, remembere® by the people of Delbl.| Miss Doolittle was garbed tn @ eo- ‘The membens of the Delhi Women's Betterment League attended the opening and participated in the ded!- cation ceremonies. Mrs. Lily Lovely Bersntein, wife of the proprietor, holds the office of Knitting Com- \ missioner in the league, and it was through her that the invitation was extended to the organization, The new theatre, which seats 198, was decorated in pink and green, the colors of the league, for the occasion. Mrs. Elisha Q. Pertle, promptress of the league, was called to the stage by Mr. Bernstein and asked to supervise the affair. In her opening address Promptress Pertle said: “I am a believer tn entertainment with drippings of heartache lace. She glanced here and there about the auditorium and then cleared her throat. All waited, “Tho theatre to me," she began, “has always been a temple of educa- Well I remember my first visit to a theatre, I saw William Shakespeare's now famous play, “Pinafore,” and though I was but @ little tot, I felt the full force of its teachings. I will now read you an ode to the theatre” ‘The poem follows: ‘The theatre ts an institution ‘That makes ue all quite depor: A man will peeform his ablations Tse another fighters dead," he re-| cohol, flavored with everything that| wren it does not consist of barroum| In de fost tga eel marked, “and old John L, Sulllvan—|smetls like tooth pastes taste like, on} Aghting, De aces hina ake aa Bead Iaboha tan wae say, do you think either of thom|my poor old beant" and T, therefore, am awfully giad to] TAting ta though 1 would Xt them Ce ee aa rte ereant & massage, no?” asked Fred) know that Deli has another theatre.| pallngrengtles A...) rounds whea in his prime?” “That's it, I want it—nol You atate See anne mere Pkg iP dogg llg traaes 1 don't know,” said Mr. Jarr, "Bat It exactly: the men a pair of pants and furnish And Toled. "ible sass ay pron ee ee van] "You know, I bin thinking why|tnom a theatre chair In which to sit But, potting baok to the theatre, s ghief battl sin t hakespeare and Hamlet and the in them, And ff the ladies get their ue : * temple of art, Gy aie In hi nobie seis Ken. waen) rea} of all them posts all say,! pawns mussed up in this theatre, ho tics paegiey E bene, go wood as the other all ea Buk : Don't baw! out 8 debbie when jhe's can press them, ‘Thus you see what! when the poetess retired ee second-rate Engliah brulger, Tug} ber wearily setin gee eden PEATE {tls to have aman like) jon seized the crowd, The Jast Wilson, Livan was ao tired in four| ones what ig really dead one LR a jomon Bernstein In our little city." [tine of the poem caused tt, There rounds that he was sick, and beastly| why.’ Want to be trimmed?” | Promptresa Pertle then sat down and/ was much buss of human yoios, Masterson says." No, T-don't want to bo trimmeat'| sot out her knitting while a film com-| Finally Mra, Bernstein arose in the may be true,” replied |snapped Mr, Jarr, ‘I'm in a hurry, | dy 1 two reels entitled "Pun With a) centre of the house and sald: g barber. "Bi a} "I Bustle” was shown, It was followed] “By way of efplanation, I win way Shakespeare| Yes," sald the sporting barber by @ heart drama called "The Ch' op- | that I have often thought Bernatein'« ver b any poor jobbie | musingly, old John Iu said| odls ,"-and then Miss Pee-|iagy loafer, but if thie theatre pays, 1 has croaked Let the best man win!" And ginng)wee McGinnis sang a new ballad an-{1 ghall not leave him. 1 thank yout” HAN tor old John La, he abused booze] what wouldn't give 2 cents to seo an | ounced ax‘'Cast Away False Hopes.” When she eat down pandemonium v wb » was iy his prime | the “, g 3 no present employ Wh ne was finished Promp- | broke loose. Cheers were given for! and ised ther way nt to Th sara’s famous broth. | tre avose and stated that as| Miss Doolittle and she was forced to e. Bo what I y Paul Bara! 11 feature of the affair E return to the centre of the etage and 1 1 remeu “Who's he ked Mr, Jarr. | belle Mae Doolittle, the noted poetess| bow. Everybody in the place ap- ber that my father used to tell mo] “Paul Bara ts the guy that officially | of Deth!, would read an original poem | plauded with great gusto, that a big war between the |attends all the funerals,” said Fred,|on “The Theatre." A hush came All were pleased, North and South there was so many |the sporting ba “Next!” pidier he Ss wetting elected to _ r’ Bea that male gut 18 Sania A Téllisle Echo Keep Your Liberty Bonds qaleprated INAITNTAMe WSs REFOF) : ; yovernment expecta you to] With them, it nnon ve why Pow. ] TN Mnipley Paureh, Bunsen a moro than buy Liberty |citizenship as on ertheteas sao : moreail oud Date was formerly an echo which | | 7 ell &8 good business Leg apes Hiner! abeaind anand (eanticone Teco onda; it expects you to Keep |to hold on to the bonds we have and 4 ; saettlng like The most remarkable of all tnultipte | n, 1s tho observation of Willlam]to keep on buying more and more of echoes was that of the Simonetta Pal- ¢ Milan, that 1 id 4 pistol shot wifty or sixty{ mold that, having purchased can offer our liven to our country; we of the di nes, says Popular Sclengo Monthly, jbonds, one 18 free to do as one}can all servo her in an equally neces. ap A itnti, Sicily, | pleases with them, Which 4s true,| sary way by buying bonds, “Equally iS : ' ) ateps of| but is not the whole truth; for wo|necessary"—yes, but very snail one shoul Fadi ered eet Liberty bonds primarily|by comparison, though we load our: j ; ‘ts tho maia|as a duty, and we are doing less than| selves with all the bonda we ‘eng 4 and | uht, A/our duty when we subscribe for bonds| carry. For we still have our homes i ir! What a indiscreetiy | and then pass them on at a discount, |our loved ones, our incomes, our fu. women Vv Ww dat this spot, and the discoverer The Treasury officials have dono all| ture; they have offered thelr all, an § too © echo is said to have amused in thelr power to discourage the com-! of many of them all will be taken. rf " nself by l.stening to the confegsions of the bonds, and while you have bought one bond, buy as. Mr, Jar ef many faly penitenta some Gnancial caperts bave disagreed other; If Ave, buy tas. 7“) which repeated the | Bigelow, editor of Good|them, The opinion is widely tho! rederick Housekeeping. Only one or two In a hundred of Us —_— * bearts ‘ Ellabelle Mae Doolittle © cal suit of Kansas City blue trimmea ¢ tion as well as of Jolly good times. » a | | j |