The evening world. Newspaper, March 23, 1918, Page 14

and Players By BIDE DUDLEY L JOLSON paid his Income tax A yesterday and, as a result, the Government 1s whead a lot .of Money. The comedian went to the Custom House and after he had un- dergone the painful part, Collector Bawards led him to a room where hundreds of people were lined up pay their taxes, There the Y located a small organ and A’ Quested to favor (ho tax: the clerks with a few comedian sung two and be retreat. ‘ “2 didn’t want to disappoint them, sald Al later, “but, take man is in no condition nloaded several bucket~ BY WAY OF DIVERSION. 1 vate,” | Fo Ba Fis See TT bee“ “hen rr yrtee ‘call youne tp omen “Bu. SMILING BILLY A FIND. ; Did you ever hear of Smiling Billy | Parsons? He's u new scream come- | éfan and he is soon to make his des | but at the Strand in a picture called» “Billy's Baby.” Smiling Billy was | prosperous insurance man. He gave up his job to produce “Tarzan of the) ” "One day, while in the studio, | he was induced to appear in a film! soene. Being fat and bald-headed he proved to be very funny and the Na- tional Film Corporation made an actor out of him. | AT THE SHOW. fe the man who maxes the bit! | 1s the man who's lad of it! ‘man who seve {t's fine | Mages ote coe! | ‘a the mae who grabs the outst thelet ter ‘dis Up ‘with common folk, forries ag each line is aoke? dors the trou think owe at ‘euthor, PANSY FIXED IT. Jeff Nutt, the comedian, was walk- ing along, Broadway yesterday when he met Pansy Belleflower, a chorug| ri "aay, Pansy," said Nutt, “do you! think T ought to get a new hat?” | “Hold your derby out and let me see it,” replied Pansy. | Nutt did so and the girl lifted a toe | and put it right through the crown et at ," she sald, “I think you need) ® new one.” | Ho Nutt borrowed $3 from her and Bot a good $3 hat and uw number of Glasses of the brew. “COME ON,” SAYS EVELYN. Dorothy Klewer of “The Squab| Farm” having issued a challenge to all comers for a lariat throwing con- test, may have to make good. Evelyn Varden of “Seven Days’ Leave” an mounces she will rope against Miss Klewer any old time, Both young women can throw the rope—there is no doubt of that, but Isn't it barely Possible that the rope isn’t all they ean throw? INQUISITIVE JOHNNY, An accident happened to Johnny Jenkins last Monday, He was tr . to find out what was inside a cigar outter at the drug store, when the Machinery made a grab for his little finger, leaving most of it in the cut- dor, Next to his mother, Johnny ts the most inquisitive member of the Jenkins fuinily.—Riverton (Wyo.) | Republicon. | Gossip. Dave Bennett has been the dances in iy to mako| ty Loan, | Back” Man ‘ame | Opened in Boston Christmas night and {s there yet A skit jed “A Lightiess Night on! Broadway” is now a part of "Let's! 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