The evening world. Newspaper, March 16, 1918, Page 16

COMIC PAGE Caturday, March 16 HERE COMES AUNT BONA ~ r nn -- ( “THANK You “~~ Some KIDS ONLY “DO FAVoRS Now , Come AN a , , and Players ipa Cm) “a ‘HOR bur case peony we Ouby much \ C ¥en, Parry Laois Bur T ) 6 By BIDE DUDLEY $4 fom Rll ts aa } ( 7 te! io EM NO MATTER How HOMELY They are 7 eer MADISON and several other vaudeville guthors are discussing a plan which if put fm operation would assure all thone Who write vaudeville material of get- ting their royalties promptly. The \. ; (-_ idea is to ask the heads of the bik Vaudeville circuits to form @ royalty @dllection agency to take from the ; @alaries of acts involved the author's | ’ Dit weekly. As matters stand now Many performers are slow in paying royalties and the authors have a lot Of trouble collecting. To support the agency three authors nay they would be glad to give 10 per cent. of the funds collected. Then, they say, thelr minds would be more tranquil and they would be able to turn out better stuff, thus giving vaudeville @ boost it needs. MI88 MATHISON TO STAR. geRdlth Wynne Mathinon te to be the JOE'S CAR x led The 4 ; e the Baninern” which George Hi, tren Joe Must Read the Weather Predictions! Ban will offer in New York next month. It is by Charles Rann Ken-| medy. Miss Mathison has ended her Felations with the Shakespeare Viay- You've. SIMPLY got stor | ~~ Seder CLES | We Fe 4 ae Bt Buv ING THINGS “To PUT ON “THis 7 iS LS ' F - >. | ARKER PL & BY WAY OF DIVERSION. i 4 Ss UGS AND Joe! Foe Goobless SAKES, ” 2 COVITEM, 1918, Press Publishing Ca. OM, Y, Evening Wena) | CaR! SEEMS LIKE Every ' They used to that Jimmy = f Brown wus worthiens as could be an’ {DOLLAR YOU MAKE GOES INTO ] XTRA “TANKS NOWADAYS, YW Z\ wey "You HAVE. A “TOP may they knowed he'd come to some SOME. CONTRIVANCE FOR. Dow’ TOF ted end. “That boy is downright e — : | PuT ON This CAR —?P ornery,” said Unole Chet McGee, | The car! flatts) Aw } \ ' “ we “ . TY, h, I don't believe he'll ever mend 5 “ y'aorra fae” t Jimmy joined the Army an’ they! Be bad won Have ‘em! heard the other day @ medal in a fight >w the whole a of Plunkvilie love tand around an’ say they “knowed him when” an’ praise him day an’ night, I never sball 4 fergit the time that Jimmy ‘ook bin § goat an’ got the preacher butted fist for fun. Hy gum, they ostracized him an’ the Weekly Bugle wrote that Mra a Brown had raised a worthless son, > But things have changed an awful f lot since Jimmy went away. To claim ff they wus bis friend brings folks de- light, Yes sir, the whole of Plunkville loves to stand around an’ say they “Kknowed him when" an’ praise bim ‘ i 4 day an’ night. | a PLAY FOR BILLIE BURKE. | f Fiorens Ziegfield jr, husband and) Manager of Billie Burke, has con- tracted with Avery Hopwood, play- wright, for a three act comedy en- | titled “The Little Clown,” for use by Mise Burke next season. Mr. Zleg- feld further announces that he will present Miss Burke in a big ali star revival this spring. YES W'SEE — DERRY” PROMIGED ME A BIG OHO! MY Poor ue ) _ DISTER — THAT WELL-X ' —— a j Bee tak os esdbey ) DANGONT MAGGIE SURPRISE ATER We ASKED Him LAN HE SAID — last night to the effect that Lewin J. HERE Y‘ONLY z MARRIED! AN’ "TH" WHAT 1 " BA ON MARRIED A — Farce \\ ews! are eye the regular stage. However, Mr. Sela- WEEK AN’ IN ) Rah rates sas bd o e nick denied it. | “Tho picture business is taking up ali my time,” he said. “How are you, Mbt) UN é “Meare! , anyway?" | Q pee % BARGAIN PRICES HERE. Botan oe § Every day is to be bargain day at the Fulton Theatre where Rock and White are holding forth tn their “costiess” production, “Lot's Go.” Beginning Mond night all lower floor seats will be $1.08 each and those in the balcony $149, That's going to make Joo Leblang do some figuring. | ANOTHER BIG BENEFIT. | A benefit performance will be given % at the Metropolitan Opera House 7 Tuesday evening for the Red i and the Stage Women's Re a For several years it } the i nual custom for the forces of. the National City Bank, the Bankers’ ay ‘ " “We “ary 3) Y ca — . Re ceRat maan ens wee) GRINDSTONE GEORGE “Ratton! fe hi , y Rae eOs eat centres kas: | ——— es ae The ‘Spider’? Is Now a ‘Squash Bug’’—But ——! THE FIRST BULL. Bs tertainment of some sort. These Comrrign' wy ing World) pes | “cae - ~ 7 J HE word bull—mea ¢ forces are behind the beneft, Mra.| aan oa} ae ¥y Bhelly Hull and Rachael Crothers will x r—owes Its origin to Obadiah re - lst In arranging the program: Nob a : Bull, a lawyer of the time of larvey D. Gibbs represent ° fenry VII. in England, who was Cross. He's the Moe beck noted for his mai bad breaks.” NOT HIS WIFE. What dees he de foy sen ? repeal i hcinelisad f Marty Sampter, theatrical producer, vend your answer in to “Nobedy* “OLD SCRATCH” EXPLAINED. * met an actor on the street yesterday. | 'O look like the “Old So " i Was just talking with your wife,” | Feaily sane thuicoe boaters said Marty. | | ans to look like a de . “You were talking?" came from the | mon, The expression comes eS actor. with the accent on the “You,” from the word skratt!, which is Scan. You're wrong,” eald the actor. dinavian for de . 5 | es Pe “Tt wasn't my wife.” | * i} HIGH ART! George raat aey vem man MPORTS of art objects into the ager ; ste ; ee terts task 's now stage manager ] United States have averaged tn em SS the neighborhood of $40,000,000 an. Yack Harris, Dame Rumor says, | nually for a number of . ; years past has & plan o produce for the regu: | | > | r stage | ‘Miriam Collins of “Seven Daye' | WHO TOOK COUNT? Va Hee Congressional Lirary at Washington contains 2,125,255 books, 135,282 maps and charts, 670,790 volumes and pleces of musio and 360,799 prints, Leave,” will be the guest of honor at| the dinner of th y England Bons| of St. Patrick tc ow night | Cardinal Farley 1 preside at the organization meeting of the York Committee of the Nat OLD TINKER NOBooy, the oldest’ iMhabitant of Jt Minas Saeee == ) } and will ; amo TERE IN NEW YORK It Takes All These Kinds of People to Help ‘‘Make Up’? the World! 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