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COMIC PAGE Friday, February 22 LITTLE “MARY shit Pp” . Ou DONT EVE , ou THIS ( ORGE WASHINGION WAs and Players KHOW WHO GEORGE \ ¢ Qoas me) ( ApPuE T Do. THE MAN TAT Discovered ) C eae: HE APPLE = WASHINGTON wa DID'N'T THINK ‘You KNEW By BIDE DUDLEY ? she deserves it, for her faithful service under nunagement. Her firat stellar vehicle will be given a apring try-out shortly out Mies Collings is an She came to New York about years ago. | KINGSLEY MADE GOOD. | They were choosing beauties for @ Broadway chorus and Walter J. Kingsley happened in, Immediately Walter announced himacif as the creates “ewutyconnsamar Yo the) [ can wp meron yt rt Sey “IT can pick ‘em in the dark,” was Me Oy , , * " . iD hy boast. ; JOE'S CAR Well, When Blanche Decides, It's the Same Thing ey put ten girls in a dark room CoOrrah 11K, Preae Punuahing Co (N.Y Brening World) Gr RRS TSA WHY KEEP ON ARGUING ? with Walter. Has asked each to sing. Each did and Waiter oasily picked the most beautiful girl. Her voice wae by far the worst of the lot rane - — (fe BY WAY OF DIVERSION. I TLD You 1 wouLby’T BE if ij «> find ines cra th NT eae nl SEEN DEAD IN A CAR LIKE ¢ AW, WHY CANT CHA nr OH — ARE You THe | coo | inock prosperity, oh, higher th 1 THAT! (T'S A FRIGHT It | LISTEN To REASON? | { hu answer ir peck gn wrt ster | — MR, JINKS HAS down, direckly “at un steered : % _ mea) Joe! me x CART ey 1 DECIDED HE boes | 4/ what's the od im all that talk? I SS —---=- WELL —=- — % NOT WANT IT " . (t) ain't a bt afecred. Suppose that \ B | _ { q ios | trouble comes to them in Wall Street UT 4 | =, fur away! That cow will milk; that pig will grow an’ that old hen will & lay. The only ones in these here parte who'll feel disastor's whacl are them that sets an’ whiitles © an’ epits at bugs an’ cracks. | HE'LL NEVER HEAR IT, Some time ago 1 (ev'ry unt ptr "\ Heecups! “~e us Flanders Mields the @ousa ret tt to music and sent manuscript to the military ma’ headquarters for his approval Lant| night the composer was notified that | the Canadian officer had died in Flanders, where the poppies grow, DOC WOLF LEAVES. * ; inmenneld Wolt has gone to waen-| THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY cut thirty minutes out of “Tho Rainbow Girl.” TI WAGH MY HANDS OF “TH’ ANENT DALY'S THREAT. WHOLE THING re TALKED ; : “S'HELP ME-ED FEEL L_ Arnold Daly threatens to quit the DH _ HER TLL TM Btue IN a . AN DIDNT TH - LIKE I WAS IN epeaking stage if the public dovs not | ae MAGUS" TELL You t MOURNIN’ OR SOMETHIN’ ——— attend his performances of “The WeLL= SHE'LL THAT HERE AFTER uu WezZAl , Master.” Once upon a time a man Jeft ‘ ABIDE BY TH’ 7 ee elslnit ior RULED OF “THY | Nou Must Wear F meee, you fired?” a friend asked. . Houde oR GIT! A’ BLACK FROCK came the indignant reply; “I P IN “TH EVENIN’ -AN' WREFUGE,EHS J Va 5 { WELL— YouLt \_ Wear “THAT |) “ Wiratiean! , OR NOTHIN’ i AG quit. Why?" “Because my employer, the darn chump, stopped my pay,” aaid the man. eR ocesip. George Lund has been engaged for “A Cure for Curables,” The Palace will ba to-day. The first starts Mabel Beddo, soprano, is to sing at the Strand next week. Greek Evans will be a Rivoll soloist, ‘The Philadelphia engagement of lenry W. Savage's “Toot, Toot!" has been exnded. Murdock Pemberton, U. 6. N., for- merly of the Hippodrome, is a proud father. Girl! Ail well! Hooray! The Broadway Shamrock Soctal Qiu will hold a big St. Patrick's ball at the Amsterdam Opera House 16. ee Barrymore, tn ‘Tho Copper- head,” at the Shubert, has been ele- vated to stardom by John b. Will- tams, the producer. William Hodge now admits he is oe-author with Karl Derr Higgers of “& Cure for Curables,” which opens tho 89th Stree ‘A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. ‘When February ts windy, it ta r to say the month has stolen a hb on us, FOOLISHMENT. sata ge litter | We after ire PROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “He'e an art executioner.” “What do you mean?” “He bangs plotures.” Tired ‘Ren Down. 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