The evening world. Newspaper, February 6, 1918, Page 14

EDITORIAL PAGE Wednesday, Febr ry 6 | Look Who's Here! ue pitefltlac, By J. H. Cassel | How to Spoil a Husband A A ~All —_ = By Helen Rowland Coumcdht 1018. be the Pies Pub fe New York Krening World) HERD ate so many ways to spall a s nushand, i} That I am sometimes astonished at all the perfectly good hum bands there are in the world— Nice, tame, devoted, hard-workt husbands, Broken to harness, easy to drive and warranted to stand without hitching! Who says there are NO “one hundred for ont, husbands?" Nonsense! I've met dozens of them myself. I've even seen a one hundred per cent. husbam made out of a ten per cent. man. But, alas, bow very, VERY much oftener I've seen hundred per cent, man turned into a ten per cent, bug band! It's SO easy fo epoll them—and 80 hard NOT to For instance; if you would transform a devoted slave into a perfect !’russian, Begin by consulting his fallible JUDGMENT” jn everything! Never take a step without getting his approval, nor appear to have aw opinion of your own on anything Permit him to select your hats, gowns, newspaper, politics and the ‘brand, shade ang quantity of your face powder, And never fl] to remind giim of what an “honor” he did you by marry-, ing you! By this means you can turn a tame cat {nto a domestic Kaiser. i On the other hand, If you would transform a Hero into a “Worm,” | Set yourself up as his little “Critic-on-the-hearth!” Always reprove him in public for his mistakes, and never fall to critt cise his grammar, his manners, his clothes or bis top-balr. Make him feel as foolish as you possibly can Because “thoughts ARE things’—and he wi!! soon become the “THING* you make him think he {s! If you would transform a Sir Walter Raleigh {nto a Bill Sykes, start right In on the wedding day to coddle him Be his little combination valet-handmaiden-and-light-running-domestia Never allow him,to walt on himself, nor to pick up anything after him- self, nor to fx his own bath, nor hang up hfs own hat, nor find his own slippers, collar button, nor dressing gown, Above all, never allow nim to lift his hand to wait on YOU! Thus you can very aoon turn'e full-grown human betng into a spotied 4 BABY y If you would transform a George Washington into an Ananias— Begin to “suspect” him—right in the midaie of the Honeymoon. Ms Torture him with jealousy, and never trust him out of rour sight, Nor In the company of a pretty woman And never appear to telieve ANYTHING he says. In that way you wil! soon inspire him to give you cause for your sum picions. And you'll make yourself SO miserable! If you would make a Mollycoddle out of a MAN— Just const! yourself his little Backbone, instead of his Rib, Always THINK for him, and never let him take any responsibility. Pay his poker debts and supply him with pin-money. And, whenever he wants a new car, or anything he can’t afford, Remind him of your “private income!” Hand him astiver rope with which to strangle his self-respect If sou would transform an Adonis into a Falstaff, and an ascetic into « gourmand. FEED him, without mercy. Cater to bis appetite and keep his mind continually on something to EAT? Thus will you turn a healthy man into a chronic dyspeptic With these little First Aide to Nature— < . ANY woman can make a Monster or a Molecule o &. gentlehearted,’ AN ENEMY WINTER. HELEN toma mttenvetoodla twice as many Idled en the dismal boom some great forest try ° card every now and t tree bur: yeu by the frost vear 4@1,” an‘old publication recor the Black Sea was entirely frozen over.” “In 462 the Danube was frozen, so tha eodomer marched on the fce to Swabia to avenge his brother's death. In the old was 60 intense that the Strait of Dardanelles and the Black Sea were entirely frozen over. The snow in some places drifted » the depth of fifty feet, and foo was heaped tn euch quan ies on the cities as to cause the walls to fall, Tn 860 the Adriatic was frozen over 891 and 893 the vines were } ¢ intense frost and cattle died in their Id was #0 intense that most of the trave! were frozon to death on th “Made in ¢ » Toads. many” is the right label for t nt American of an average Mapes ak phir ve dein (joe My “Matrimonial Chances! The Jarr F amily had seen ee harder to tie up our railroads, blo shipn “cipmant of our atusttony ent off our sel rappin intetee) recor aing the Experiences of | By Roy L. McCardell | Ellabelle Mae Doolittle Mite Ae cab Hon oe cub ties pervad estes e/a A Young Girl of Thirty yore is an arroga 1 If it had been o g ainong our poor, jee WONDER willbe friends a said Mrs. Jarr sharp B I ' ! : i] o-mo t Even now Mrs shaw is trying d D dl mpote extra hardship upon our soldiers in camp and general B | ] to-morrow id Mrs é B Bi e udle dee ab rce atiatia tai enead sit ouniaonaahlen theres y Wilma Pollock Le et ae the SintOCIAG. coos UC ce cee aca th y y , 6:8, by the Poeun Pabllabing Co, (The New York F w O18, by the Pees Publiah ma P “I feel {t in my bones that it won't] you never give a thought to, and they gi, x American energy and determination lave never yet been downed : iE odie NING Uae diy all tbl ables > | be." must siffer terrible!” ELHI,’ the home of Ellabelle|the alr, She bowed, then beld up one & a BOOTIES Oey eee eeeren jaa _L—_THE “WELL MEANING FLUE FD” STEPS IN | espate aot tie one anit Me "ENP said ie dare Mae’ Bootie, the _poetas| hand t Rishi _ : y woe HEN | marry h Gtreet near the! Jarr mockingly, “anyway, you wor they muat suffer terrible,| heart and a soul, bas| “This Cricket person.” she said, “is harder than ever at ile war jobs and win t ; on the place for me to at-| red about the weather yeaterdi 8 I think I have been dotng tt received a slam in the artistic | beneath con joa i tae tougher and healthier the tussle with snow bed in my ultable husband is the forties! “Now, dan't you start!" said Mrs.|f years and nevere gave jt altemperament. Miss Doolit Lea velle ra. Pliny Scom , f y9LT-t ‘ia and iJon Park Ave: twelve-room “You just try to annoy me all| thought! But just becaluse creatures | has been attacked by Cricket Peebles, | sin But the winter of 1917-1918 it will long Jon Park Av 1 welve-ror | Jare You just try to a ; ail) showy J nahi Bgl tas spa ated cae dond Pertie rapped tue oraer, Wint ‘ren T shall) and four baths apartment like hers. | you can, just as the weather does i ry out is no sign they do not/a writer ¢ h lest _sentin Wmuiclaics tre culblata oracles wae Fnemy Winter to the! She flatters mo tnordinat and.1 How does the weather annoy suffer!" said Mrs, Jarr. [Poh eiying in ae seinavilie,! She Des} Jered. “Poetess Doolittle will now ore ae “ hardly know how to thank her whe®!/ you?" asked Mr, Jarr. “And how 4 What ARE u talking about?) i. It oe ike ead Bs ee ae . " she tells me na Not old t and at ou”? Mr. Ja peevish! | to the last drop in the ink bottle. ‘ac RS The passage In the recent speech of the Austro-t R . net me I'm not old yet and that |T annoy you 1 2 arr , eT | ‘ the Delhi] “I have answered her in = poem, foreign Mintater which referred to Belgium was distorted | Hm not bad look and t Tbave) syou know how fre, Jarr bi : In Saturday's issue of the Delhi ot ee aot “Open thy orelgn vie whle erre elgiue A orted by . ; 1 1 escribed to me that] p, ; Q. Pertte, | 9° “ . « good heart an at I mean well: | very way you can imshaw described to me that) Bagoo, the editor, Biisha Q. Pertle, : Ge eau to make It appe t Count Czer way you s that 5 me clearly and ARAN NER LEAR NOE et ap peektnes Gaune Caer Mle my Mfe} Rut way down in my 1 kn0W | ty prove how muck had a nervous system it Just! printed. a rhyme by Miss Peobles|C@rs that se may 6 van proved the permanent b ° etun n ader amful fad ts 4 ering and that she |S] declared Mrs. Jarr. “As for. ti nt to my heart! Bs jwhich astounded his readers. He read the Gitlontng ‘ Jerman newspapers, reporting the declaration retar ortunities |realiy paying me compliments. | weather, It's always fine when I am Who? What?” gasped Mr. Jarr. {pound it in the Higginsville Weekly of War Baker that tt wil € ) troops 1 men} Mad says a married woman is just | gtaying bome, but if I try to go ar No, you don’t caro and nobody | spotlight and reproduced tt as a mat: | France early this year cipher and made tt 60,000 i PNED' the one to impress al se nice | where, if I promise faithfully to be ares; and yet they are peuee The rhyme whieh | Four | fhe German war lords 10 years’ imprisonment “ — ber unmarried chum | any place, that’s the day rains, | Just think of tha pees rs, aes hi follows Pe Lak caught dropp of Prestient Wilson's ata ; upon eligible bachel Dear Made-| snows, blow thunders and iight If youcwild toll: tae WRAt AQu- Are] sahaie stn Cool Ceriainiy pot ed w har ndt y WTS} iane. Sho 1s so honest. She tellé | nings about I may be able to weep bie is ON t yon hare fed war alins id the Germar ‘ he 7 . u and Mrs. Grimshaw ie feat Voe world wa e Imperial German Government everybody t 6 enty-nine | *Wonderfa! weather, o ed ar | Be wrjos rhymed twattle mperi i reduced m did not pine to ina r older tol cially to thwart you?" asked Mr M ur in an exasperated tone, And some think it fice, My alster's child, Deeney Ricketts, erate {ght of all the fight against facts it te fate Sia ' lobsters, of course,” But wo think her ak Suct erage with « yawoin, “ " r She 1 to be arrested, | Sbe won tro bite, — _ « Existence eve been Mrs. Jarr. ‘They can't talk, poo A veda Ly Exiater ali fixed | “Well, it's just so,” sald Mrs. Ja Z » gutter, for alt| She baa mo talent of wich to apeek An ’ jout of my teer * one kind hit etspenit aT ures, but they suffer, for all Aud yet aie has not confamed it } pat rom t h e Pe | ; rend attor uker id b nd to ih a ml 1 | | Bde is only. @ big biuth Opt eae etree call 6 years | Grimshaw would attend on the half shell} We never mw onr sister wi | She wears « red but and @ grew dros, " m 1 M ? them ‘" w and the | meeting of the Friends of Animate when they are being Hut we hare seen much of her aunt, | Contd anything be tovghe itaaten > (enc nom.) 2imerican Ambulance Field Service| Nature. Mrs, Grimshaw says the war wiPishers Hate nase ita 8 wosder mame. dag dosm't Lite ‘ber When Miss Doolittle bad retired M j i \ 7 PANSY shale Sha whe 4) Motnes and he sene a regs shaw ate them the We Udak bee chyae sloppy. ‘move that a copy of the poem be sent ahi t 4B . ared t . Aly 1 noted | hes 4 mp . e | ularly from abroa ust nlht Mad | ug ven ‘Gvinaiae fe ene Delhi must be full of jaye, o the Higginsville Spotlight in the w ¢ sa " an ck An ar hay # * “ae . Aye: the Or else they enrely would atop nat bi r ¢ 8 ap w omy \ Pareeae AINCETR , aa iJ planned a re They : sakea Med a » tale!” ald Ure nope that this Cricket person may Hu be € who am ye n y was £0 glad to he home Yes,” replied Mra, Jarr Ever | jarr ‘The Bazoo containing the attack sold {tend fee. repulsed His q ame ad Sfuselane Mor ei AY ho would Pr- | since she to that 4 abe Oh, do 27” sald Mr. Ja “Well, like wildfire. By noon nine’ | “iinet” yelled Mrs. Cutey Boggs. w "| conn Hast Kt first & am HO | says it w ust snoopy nelghbor 4 Grimshaw better stop tor-|coples had been snapped up and the! The motion was put and carried wit splat P fevers |eriend, 1 wae t BONS Cor talks: ©, 1 ofl aceusad of beat te} Lanewedh children | Whole town wan talking, Prom | tmous Then Mivs Doolttte withs Bde ’ = \ wedding ten yea { Fee. e ja wire brush til ev broke till the neighbors come in and | tle ot fis) won s Betterment | ' aaked e ad her reb 1ke poem s P.O i Pw coler-| agi of our xe e s/t ha t ima fa newlin his system—she's taken up ph sto iynen’ Hart for her| League, wite of fhe editor, called the} again. Sho did so and the ladies ap- : fis Rb run ’ little dia 1th 1 eve * nee x isn't she|Organization together to take action|plauded with great gusto, 1 ame aA [pe the tant and 4 ‘ f ng made she “ ‘ < in tho n " ‘The meeting was held} All were ploased t at sree eat Neveu. Blaakete worried cascut ti : ssband eye heat t/at 3 P.M. and Hugus Hall was so) — - ws ialacead ee eT st the letters! Mud bas two he glow, and J sald Teddy imshaw!” said Mrs crowded that tho floor threatened to Th ctbis : °F A ke pink ands the | Will ad mo f worthy ‘i wite, be wane y|drop ob the horses tn tholr stalls be- r $ ts dalle sige) ein apn BES AH SR 4 won. }auslities than clot cei of things and ex-| i lamb coat, wh low. W means War Savings 1 n necting |W at Gs had 4} cept in the ire u ever gave me!” “Ladies,” the Promptreas said in her! Stamps. Pep you got yours? : ” a 5 hier % wontd | beaut arr replied Mrs, Jarr you know vw baby lamb coats|opening speech, “a vile attack has : h = taal “tie F ‘ * pak Jurr. “Does | been made on one of our fair sisters—a | . tal som s ew Pa toring was om, ‘And that stepson a saint couldn ° 12" asked Mr. Jarr, "Does J ny : , 1 7 | ¥ na utante.| stand, Mrs, Grimshaw says,” M mshaw know that @ baby|noted woman, Undoubtedly you have | al the Kalser's fate oith War at ° 4 The a dul) Jarre w Mrs shaw ) cout is obtained 19 @ most crugl-/seen my husband's paper containing | Sevings Stamps t . z non |sea w out of ge ad-|y 1 him for his own good, and as sman manner?” the slur. If not I will sell you a copy - 4 7 " 1 1‘. " ; L “mn 1 Mad,| ner husband yk the boy's part it Ww sh@did say eomething about) for five cents, Step forward and| Que War Savings Stamp and fo ‘ A A ti Hyiat wild. So at Jurr, “She said it was| make your purchases.’ be p ur \ aeanthis aie © give! ysod to drive her wild., So she en 1 Mrs. Jurr, “ r a Vhritt Stamps mean 100 shots at \ patil eS unt leaced ine ip; oF « but as it was fore! Three ladles bought pavers and Mr®/ the enem) i i son he wonderf isomer! "Only for animated nature, though ry who did it we couldn't help | Pertle pouched the fifteen cents. ter naceutica ‘ than st ss mtloet eld’ Mrs Jerr t lobsters aro boiled alive right! “Now,” continued the Promptr 5 wily rand | T noti std a j P : t ‘i clea i Raat t al seemed e me| ‘There's w you're wrong,” sald at home, and she's going to stop|"you know about the poem. J have} Every quarter loaned to the Gov. i : tho | wamat " And ine ikea are ouiokiv, @ scelitana ane help her, and |invited Member Doolittle to appear on ernment helps save tae lives of sol ’ tention seention at's BAG ie Sith anak sugiecind cui Twill be|this stage and personally refute the| diers. Convert sour quarters Int A " t slander. Oh, Ellie! lee ore ras a a y “ ehildre 1 lay ia Thrift Stamps poses Collectter Get Doctors 4 warn ttle juxuries she w . 4 saa What shall t hely , vary erine ‘The noted poetess, garbed in yellow for sen L ‘ njoy hearse "i : Mr. Jar r We'll bi pentis. jo | dimiteese trimmed with remnuats of 1 a a n I , say as by ae = before | velvet and rick-rack, stepped to ge Fa Pe Savings Stamps am@ Merry aof my ) Y thre uh ox bet as you riticise what m & broiled dun . of rostrum, A chee rent eld be Kaleer a 4 t a ———