The evening world. Newspaper, February 4, 1918, Page 10

Evening Birla, Che Published Dally HED BY JOsE RALPH PULAT J ANGI Excopt sOsErH PUL MEMBER OF 1 ated Pree {9 exdusively vii ation of a1) name deenatahew exwtitel a Ras non oiterstes irelited it al ‘nee ast sted "herene .. NO. 20,621 ; GEAR UP! Tos is only the third of the ten heatless Mondays by Fuel Administrator Garfield Y 1 the t already the Fuel Administration Jecreed | Vedera liirectorate o Why? coal shortage lies not in the paralysis of industry but in the relief of Railroads are considering the suspension of the order. + } | coveted that the real remedy for Because they have freight congestion. | By shutting off coa! aupplies and shutting up industries they find | at they ot idd to the difficultice of the railroads by making it} to load and unload ears promptly, rent—even to I’uel and Trar comes More and more 4 } m dictators to have been the first to grasp the oft f aids to the return of norma! ce one ation—that dis-} iiion and the raising ef freight embargoes is to be cought in the |. uninterrupted frecing of cars at terminals. | There can be no steadily flowing currents of traffic while freight jams block the stream. | There will continue to be terminal freight jams unless rail- | roads and shippers devise more efficient means for promptly emp- | tying cars and carrying away consignments. Po this end The Evening World last month urged a sciepiliaation't ity to speed up the movement vas ucking facilities of this « from stations and piers to the premises of consignees. fy line with The Evening World's suggestion, the Railway Com- { York Bogrd of Trade and Transportation has! n of Store Door Delivery, proposed as a “temporary ar shall help “to more quickly dispose of freight \ order to liberate cars, to free terminals more rapidly and to relieve} yew encral railroad congestion,” As drawn up by the committee, after due consideration of sug-| stions and objections, the plan provides that: } Upon the discharge of frelght from car ft would be deliv- ered to the consignee, without mailing any arrival notice, ex- copt as hereinafter provided, by tracking facilities selected or owned by the carrier and under its direction, this cartage being | assumed by the carrier as a continuance of the original haul and subject to the provisions of the uniform bill of lading, also subject to a reasonable cartage charge additional to charge for rail haul. As to the trucking facilities themselves: Bach carrier for itself would organize a trucking system. or all carriers jointly could organize a trucking company under their own control, or the existing publle trucking organizations and equipment could be employed under agreed regulations. The employment of public trucks only is recommended as prefer- | . ble to a rule that private trucks shall be required to take full loads rom freight terminals—to be delivered, it may be, to consignees | other than the ownere of the trucke—inasmuch as under such a yatem the private owner of trucks, rather than lose control of them, might put them to other uses and throw an extra heavy burden upon EDITORIAL PAGE Monday, February 4 assel By Helen Rowland c Wo EWARE, my Daughter! Por deep down in the Sea of Matrimony B there liirketh a SUBMARINE! Yea, in the Garden of Love there dwelleth always a “sentimental sea And her me is Love Pirate! Lo, 1 have watched her work, and I say unto thee her ways are the ways of a kitten, but her sting is the sting of the serpent Yet her morals are, peradventure and her manners are softer (han sealskin, And thow shalt know her ONLY by this sign: That she treateth her OWN husband like a haruwless, necessary nuisance, For her eyes are all for other women’s husbands! Lo, as the dog-thief anointeth his hands with beef- juice that he may lure away thy pet Pekingese, so doth she anoint herself with splienard and myrrh and jessamine and bouquet d'amour that she may be more alluring to stray busbands The dog-thief’s whistle is soft and low, and the voice of the Love ‘ Pirate {s as liquid silver. | ‘The dog-thief stealeth for the reward, but the Husband-Thiet only for amusement For she seckoth not love, but food for her vanity; and every man's heart {s but a bullseye whereat she almeth “just for practice” to see if she can make a “hit.” Behold, as a fisherman sitteth patlenUy upon the shore all day in order to catch a fish which he doth not want and cannot eat, so doth the Love Pirate bait her hook and ply her wiles in order to catch a masculine heart which she does not want and shall cast aside. For she doth not fish in order to catch, but only for the fun of fishing, And she doth not play the love-game in order to win, but only in order to play. ‘Then, I charge thee, when thou seest one of these, seek not to dissemble ‘for thy pride’s sake, but take thy Beloved by the hand and hasten to lead him FROM her to the Safety Zone! | For verily, verily she is the ntimental scab” in the Garden of Love; and she knoweth no eight-hour law, neither any minimum wage, nor the meaning of “Honor among Flirts.” Lo, whensoever a man hath fallen under his wife's disapproval she tq | THERE to comfort him, saying 1 Alas, poor boy, why fs Editha SO unreasonable?” Aud whensoever a wife departeth upon a vacation and leaveth her husband around loose she is there to console him and to amuse him, And whensoever a wife beginneth to collect chins and crows-feet she is there with ALL her “sympath, For she knoweth not the Game Laws, and her motto is “Schrecklich« keit!” and her slogan, “Vanity over all!” men are wuto her as one above reproach,, » WRLEN mown ealeth mae ag Suk sy at Ya Yea, all man—and THAT one a Passing Camp Comedies sn: By le ocawasd A MOTHER'S CARE. Rone; Camp Upton, Time: 6.80 4. M (Rows of gray humps, anatomy indistinowtstable, disturbing the pure owt lines of army cots, tine the tong barracks roun, Suddenly the diabolical reveilie pierces the grayness outside and echoes obtiusitely tuto the dreams of Uncly Sam's snoozers.) ) aoe (nosing from under the Ulan! 9 tN whe tes pN ets)—-If that guy nal the ns ‘ me © wrist timepiece my # : gave me he'd have to figure out rere in camp ‘way froua and everything? (ur tically)£ didn't meanit that way, Dan; honest, J didn't~and agg x War 1 of you to take an interest guess T will go to the h f sgeant comes in. him)—Well, ‘ you'll soon | A.M. by compound interest and we'd have longer to sleep. It's disgusting 1's wateh cu | how accurate a bu n he "Tie Jarr Paeuiy B. (grunting)—-How can you think | there $ ii . . . af things to suy at this wale (Du this dialogue public trugsing facilitics f th F ht N t By Roy L McCa rdell Reo ur? oT th Sea a valine iad Get : , , . ight hour a wel Sree nS Y 2 ‘The working of the plan for incoming and outgoing freight is thus Le) e 1g Ing ations Coprright: 1018, by the Press Pubilening Co, (The New York rening World) ah Delelayeou saab ada pe nen, Aan eMats ed en : pa ‘ ey stare at e un escribed : Copyright, 1918, by tho Press Publishing Co, (The New York Hrening Wortd) “ce AR me! I'm that tired I'm | der Mrs, Kittingly has a fine figure!” under your p' } believing) . , 7 7 ady to drop! murmured | “So the figure of a lady depends on! , (v ng chromaticatlyy—Lees | A. (susping)—Dld you stea to Trucks in use by the authorized trucking companies would No. III.-FRANCE Pea Sarr ee alee ei abel thectieure ih oe vet i hae e raat . nalee one x “ ae ed a that? me? ‘The tur pelea UP Ron Ca pish och the Siziyal OF the cay TORE with HW supreme badge of courage for the French soldier, to gain which no|¢ame home the other evening just| murmured Mr. Jarr, now getting! silent pr sow os oes cee oaded care. These trucks would be designuted respectively sacrifice is too great, Is the Medaille Militaire, called, in Englieh, the |@fter Mr, Jarr had arrived slightly interested baths may thi 1 niverable—and now for all deliveries within prescribed zones, and al] freight o Military Medal. It is awarded for actions of such conspicuous ju! | “Yes, I'm just ready to drop,” sho Why, of course,” sald Mra. Jarr. morning « aken from cars would be loaded upon trucks assigned to Ur antry that they stand out above the courage which hax | nt on, as she seated herself and | “An expensive made-to-order corset D. (sitting erect in bed)—Ilow do any th me for which it should be destined. This process, repeated heen #0 eplondidly shown by ull the soldiers of our ally removed her nat and gloves, “l'm/|ls the cheapeat in the bs mun, (00: | yout A, vith the arrival of each cur float, would keep the pler clear of a ae xint, and of courae nobody | They last for years and then you can, 45 i) Se ive It was established tn 1952 and is one of the famous war of king mea cup uf tea ive them fixed over and they are, ‘ pital two treated cll freight except that arriving in carload lots when such lots medals of Burope. It ts conferred upon enlisted men Fe et cean Guliheni Geeta sles ease ea neni ne Ree. tal eeue, Gherelh were to be handled by the consignee. ind non-commissioned officers in the army and navy, A cup of tea ready at hand, and Mrs. | “Just like ironing a silk hatt” sald yo, ‘ ae y ke a riege of sickness to ; rs you g Ou! bie brotherhood of may The trucks designated to the several zones would also only rarely upon Generals and Admirals, and then only Jarr took it with a sigh, was | ar. Jarr, Hh idveiis: BGiB6 Hesitallonyat A. (still) parplexed)—But you kiaw sather up the freight for shipment out from thelr respective when they havo already won tho highest decoration of to say there was too much su, “ow ‘can you inon-a corect, (Or £6¥ lexgoity way—one minute 1 a hie Sally Ee Sater TR ones, Sbippers of freight could adopt understood methods of the Legion of Honor. Come ire suld to have snd then remembered th yuldn’t | that matter, how can you tron a silk minute 1 don't . i , Hire tpigl ar SAE notifying the trucking company of their waiting freight and been refuscd because the soldic erred to remain i Possibly be too much sugar in any-|hat?" asked Mrs, Jarr seornfully. p, (bent on being explivity- “Well, | use of that going to a hus secure prompt attention, the ranks and try to gain the Military Medal, It is 0 ing these days, so she sighed and} "You know as well as Ido if you ran qy you feel bette you did To Jessen the jam of trucks on the pier by eliminating those that! gold and enumel attached to a yellow ribbon bordered pve sipped: 2 ee mt ‘ ga silk hat you'd ruin piety ee ini Hes ot Tae ine Ve sal le. it ae ae n, entities the er to the military salute in Military Medal, atcha been doing to-day, bar- | the ha (breathing hard)—1 don’t tani | tha vewslally 5 with small parcels only, it i suggested that the present rule,! with aren, on fe ves ‘ SoS ein Pension ctid0o Svan guin hunting?” asked Mr. Jarr. | “And your idea ts that a silk hat {s . IW i BA ENP ORR eC Uy ar nety One Baan naan { rs France and carries a pension of 100 francs. if ie om 2 i oe? Be ai fs ader which no freight is received when carried by hand, be modified | pe ‘ i a iivanuw aa aie cent oreialeation Bargain hunting?” repeated Mrs, | polished like a shoe?" Mr, Jarr re- | p. (much perturbed)—Woell i the solicitous one, baving f ton of Hono a permanent organization, i" “ “ 2a a ou KOtta feel either bette 4 he 8 dress! v 0 Ne favor of packages weighing Jess than 100 pounds. P x . ; : Tarr. “That's a lost art. In the first torted, “But never mind hats and you gotta feel either better or 1 bis dressing, walks Jowa the : P : membe in which fs Indic bt prized | place, burgain Mondays are a thing | comets, tell mo about the Knitting | think you're pretty sick my room.) Wo have presented this plan at some length: It was founded by nul /of the past because the stores are League meeting. pital BURA an MOU dase take akae’ i Rear Virst—Because it is a practical, business-like attempt to take one 1802, and he was its Aret € office | closed on Monda In the second Woe had an election for new mem- they Ki! you drilling if ou \ } , w filled by the President of France, of place, If they were open, everything |b id Mrs, Jarr, “That we ma K. (ooking wan)—I don’t tie to ¢ B, ng hand)—Yes, to get worst kinks out of the railroad snarl which is now the country e , Lah ey 4 h r ‘hat t , e niry's ot Honor has five . the ing |!" #0 dear that I can’t afford to buy | have co-ordination and eficlency, our 10 the hospital sumehow-—1 don’: jrke | over & Ineludive sueh a you had fue post serious domestic problem. Cross, of which the number to/unything, People are looking for|branch of the league Im lmited to Uyacriy mick. you Knows Treen ee with IER Habel Second—Because it is a first-rate sample of the way people the lowest that of Cheval It { cone, hATRaiNs In food these days.” |t five members. So that horrid p, (expostulating)—-Not exactly) D. ‘blanklyy—What ave you two in all parts of the United States ought to be tackling war prob- Gillune: tae Gon pub. |“! shouldn't be surprised to see the| Mrs, Gravitt—you know what @ sick! Why, if you could sev your) nuts talking alout . ri 4 tay : 5 MBLs ¢ In | Dutcher stores lvertise ‘Special drive | trouble-maker she is--and her toady face as? s t that lw Due (prompt » yeur anxiety lems that call for a quick increase of efficiency or economy in eee in pigs’ feet to-day’ or ‘Remnant sale}and tale-carrter, Mrs, Smink, were {0 frighten anybody, but tak Bb. FO eek Jee to \ Be | ‘ ’ enen n ; . q ale-og i of advice, Ed, from ‘ony who kn (ont Say, neither their ways of doing things. Legion of Honor w w 1 oft or ‘Mill-end sale of sausa, elected, We didn't want to let them yyy 6 best to bo on t you two lave ever leon to the hose | St door delivery isn’t warranted all at once to give this great, Wharton, the American er only one link to a customer,” re-|in, but we had te site ‘ your Ms fon't. "lo if om ares RAS cir A . ye ‘ Rye marked Mr. Jarr. | Why so?” asked Mr. Jarr. Ih. (weakly) 1 \ ort aren't | srt the freight terminals and up-to-date freight handling methods | ‘Bee aa y conferred after bette “It's no matter of fost,” sald Mra] “secuuse the membership is limited een in the I 2 tninnig | ba Nee OF porate Wee ae shave as fast aa money can provide them tmentioned ttiree: tin t ‘or t an Far If you knew what paid forlto twenty-five, and if we hadn't “ph. ( queh MORO oD win yt Remon cndmie's etre a \ Aevore rhe cr " Loved) ribbon, ‘ that pork tendericin we had for Sun- ted those awful women Mrs. that purticnl n Vap onic’? He ie air eanwananth tha kind. ain Aseria Jovotion c ; tt \-lelocted those awful hat’) « particularly gracious t ond Apa's tonie t ' very reproser fpr American! goa and enamel f F silver for th day breakfast you'd be looking for|jtiickett would have got two more of to when a person is taking & Mamma’s valerian? Mix all toe fat i ck uld have g & airy that aime rid of a bad effect by prore doing what Chevalier uT 1 to peldiors and breakfast food burgains yourself.” |her clique in, She was late, Bhe Miterest In you when you're on we en add the (way 2 aris + Nore n the latter TAA OY dead pe : el n § ‘ _—_—- ton nell n they've use <b Ananth atAiutore Causer ratory tn, 908 ; x GT We It ‘pork tendertoln wos 40 sned to postpone the voting, as . ; ; hen they've used ana: : ; Fs . : ca nen ear, wliy not get something clsc?"|ine wae coming with two friends M S ARRAN NTS wet? PG BAB: If local machinery isn’t working at war speed, gear it up. tion estat Af Nor ga ae ee asked Mr. Jane, bee ae Syl _ wut ee a ysterious ounds aria vai org be ; ; Dandie sie i Pi Weve f Is of Ko c ,|t0 have them join, a ad 1 n= That's the epirit ove mut 1 the country-——from Now| Nothing else was any cheaper ad knew : ees SARIS edged rod per la quorn and knew {t was the ffl S z t Yor five x ial wn to T Cornor with its Rava ) o replied » “Ht doesn't mat-| ony way to keep her and her clique at Daftie Science B. (ooking afer Mmn)—"A muther . sae ie » boon. mat ry ter what on its these days, one i: 3 Hing © electe STERY stil) attach = ndred—ought to be feeling and showing. It’s the spirit that | {ers han t m x r ties , ne! from controiling, W ted Mrs, YSTERY stil! attaches to certain . = ‘ rE: ; ; Bt) or our volunteer mane n't afford It Gravitt and Mra, Smink of Mrs, Dil- explosive sounds heard in vari a h rif bi = nolag torfight It’s the spirit to win through fete eacenntaaaeitarit PAK GOLYn ON i Well, what were you doing t0-4ax | ro® cliques oun eatin 68 cae cl! riftbits ae! - ce a Sa em ee) = . it ee t bargain hunting? “Low Jong did you knit after that?” | known to selence as * tldes,"" A quarter for Uncle Sam-——no q . > ; | | ” 16 | Cc i 3] wood DE diary | , asked Mr. Jar, ypular Scleneo Monthly, On the|ter for the Kaiser, Buy W. §, 8 ] ette “rom th e ] eople Let eorge Yo t oth Century S ang You know to-day was the special)" , tat all, ‘There was | coast of Belgium t bunds: seen to 4 : “ ’ ’ meeting of the Ladies’ Wart Knit We didn’t knit @ nee « adios’ urtine tte » come fre the sea led I >) t communicat 5 ” Bs eTOR D the ted great Influence t) : woageuc 1 rs " such a fuss and such char me from BOG BEG C8 e WwW. S. 8 e ) = souanesrnate_Htintt con wal ationa to 150 ra sa vier RY un oun, f Influence on the affawe| tins Lagu fala Mrs, Jarry ang Such a files ad, ayy cally. Sealntel me Tntiie Canes means War Savingg a) eons. 1 1 vonsideration for ve rene istorian, t t nee, bu al | that's why ain jus erly we ‘ , nh ours te JVhat # sotate » Mean ai ee cones 0) ; i ‘ aah Tae eae of aly In pate W H just utterly worn)" ore with lor candidates that 1) delta of India similar sounds are calied al i 19 the Raltor of ing to tigh © woud ¢ un d that he have | 0 Spyies Caryl . ri) | “Barisal guns.” Brontide ¢ Boing an enlisted r the I'nited of the criticisms T have hea hed tn the middie the | become Poy fer Aloxunder VI. bad “Been kultting yourself into utter |belleve the Knitting League will | “Barisal guna. Brontides are well t r . mp Y | ae | bre especially now that Mra,; known in some parts of Italy, where) Vive Wer Savings Stamps will buy Rtates Army ¢ from Camp| the army that is the moat. he stu ; ¢ rested with Louis XI. and | prostration?” Mr, Jarry inquired FeAK UP—-Osp buy, : ; p « * we ellaue will try to run things,| they bear a great varioty of names. some soldier a rif Don't let McClejlan, Ann and being less. In firat place it tw bh exte 1 ‘ H "You should bave seen the gown|Milger’s clique will tr San : a Fae bim ta a position to appreciate a furlough | logical + no that ¢ stan Am # affoetion t 1 b/ atrs, Kittingly wore.’ remarked Mra, | ¥¢ Rangle, Clore atucHioees Ne ne oo ae ot aint ote i oat ; F si aus } , . 2 source 1¢ and | known as the “gouftre,” 9 Bette hen !t is granted, I take keep th eet tt the r . H © ¥ bs! Jape, ignoring his inquiry and sipping | Smith, Mra, Stryver an pay Gay Fe hs onareon, enc (stat your|given an opportuntt rae Mt ay hueses : retey Toe tak LG OOH DATRA the our friends will not put up with that! jot Australia tt is called the "sl j for Wa Buviiiee Steen paper that we should stay ecump homes bef: they r the cor and Duruy ' 1 highic Piiinacaa nitedy wny- Whut happened then? asked Mr,/ prin ; Bre ide i owt! take 11 Sates conditioning ourselves for ng in- | comimat Kast ( al . for [agi oak : body everything ine | Jar finite dire Probably f the trenches ; Bake ad ahnartingi Sux witne. motliete| kaoriscing } te 4h Lian orwaile ; oc Paras ; - she! “Then Josephine Blessington Biotch ibterranean origin dios of sweethearts on the ts. Does any t je 1 1 4 4 ; it a nanding a Woman's |centricities 1 } t ni 1 of ¢ cothy mn th es any slacker advis 1 \ “ wd 8 s tt cost $180) read a paper deman: a Pre EMCOIERT ING atte Ale A country worth fighting for thie man realize what o leave mea that 1 id bel writ t i Se 7: ve ne 1 her beauti-|War Council at Washington-to do |), nm that es the 49 | cow worth saving = atte vend) Kaan’ abeance f7 fron tasic te " revau ” H th fricti d jealousles and j,i ' 1 ‘cae Tove q a! ' k K ’ y fn't rlaway with friction and jes les 1a te our savings in War Savings 8 loved ones? Are we not entitled te } D. ; one of | $i0 or # Ao Neate politica!” r 0 ading sti igé Stamp \