The evening world. Newspaper, January 14, 1918, Page 14

ESTABLIEUED a sosurit PULITZER, Prurtiihed Oatiy Bu »b; 6 Brees Publi '” 5 | Bxoept 6. a4 eh Reese bung Sena Nos. 63 to | FULUTZER, President, 69 Park Row, 18 SHAW, PULITZR, Jr, Becretary, 63 10 surer,’63 Var} 5 NO ow, | Bnbered at the Port-Office at New York as Hecond-Class Matter, he Bvening |For ngiand Btates ng and the Continent All Countrtos ‘4 Be Internatioi Ponts ntons $6.00 /One Year... Weng? +50'One@ Mont ear soess: bf Month... MEMPER OF cae parted rnras, fagtwely antitied to th BO Fy cay ei dig e g o VOLUMB 58. oe or pny had eewnereseeesssmmeneeesessseesselVO, 20,600 THE THREATENED FREEZE-OUT, JHE present winter seems determined to give the country scant! i respite from tho paralyzing grip of oxtreme cold and storm. Just as the Federal directors of raflroads wore beginning to make progress {n relieving freight and coal congestion, along comes i another epell of zero weather, with a blizzard in the Middlo Weat.! ‘Trains aro stalled in enowdrifts, ice floes block piors and coal barges, | and New York faces evon more dismaying consequences of coal! famine, When the fue) administrators talk of shutting down non-essential industries for threo days a week, they can fall back on weather con- | ditions to help make their ar Nevertheless, down to a extended period. ‘ On the co) ain rm | iments » not be unanswerable, ] jeve the country ehould settle { euch privations as necessary for an wo stil loom acceptance ‘ nld be every assurance that Federal handling of rail cl is z to accomplish steadily more rather than } favora weather will see big etrides in better t preparin 1inst subsequent snow and ice blockades. Tt may be that the rigora of food conservation were relaxed | yesterday in Oregon, Washit n, Idaho, California, Nevada and | ho animal situation, due principally to onal Food Administrator Hoover removed until | tion on eating beef, mutton, lamb and veal on| Arizona, where, “in view of t transportation,” Nat March 13 the restr “meatless” days, | This does not mean that meat has become plentiful or that future | supplies are assured, But it docs go to ehow that Féderal adminis- tration for special purposes of war is still in many directions tentative in the sense that it has not yet arrived at thoroughly worked out adjustments, | Whatever ehutting down of industries may bo ordered to mect an immediately impending coal crisis, it is too soon to admit that executive efficiency has dono its utmost for the fuel situation and that theatres and “non-essential” industries must be prepared for a pro- tracted freeze-out that in many cases will mean ruin. | a $50,000,000 BURNED BY ENEMIES. URING the nine months the United States has been at war American industries contributing to war needs—including Evening Sf / World Daily +, 1918, by The Prem Priblishing On (ue New York Evening World,) By J H. Cassel agente } munition plants, grain elevators, etockyards, marine properties, | —---—— — a axa . | &e.—have euffered losses totalling more than $50,000,000 from fires Th S A f t of known incendiary or euspicious origin. e even ges oO | A table compiled by the National Board of Fire Underwriters and ; printed in the Times yesterday gives a startling view of the natton’s By Nixola Greeley-Smith Lov e The Oe, Family By Roy L. McCardell ] Your Sweetheart in France By Helen Rowland 1918, by the Drees Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World) AVE YOU a sweetheart “over there?” Lucky girl! I envy you-— Not only for the glory and the pride you feel in Him, Not only for the glamour of romance which clings about Him and makes love so much more beautiful for both of you, But for a much, MUCH more practical reason—— A reason which every woman who has tried to make a HUSBAND out of a “mere man” will appreciate! Because, O fortunate woman, “When Sammie comes marching home” to marry you, . You will have a model husband, all “ready-madi \ “watn soma with the creases ironed out of his disposition and tucks put in his wild ways and the polish on his manners and all the “kinks” aken out of him! Good gracious! Think of the things he will learn life vainly trying to TEACH him! He will learn, first of all, to appreciate “home,” And to revel in the tender feminine attentions which he once so cas- ually “accepted” as his rightful due! And he'll be glad and delighted to COME HOME evenings, Instead of hanging around his club. He will learn to get up his own laundry, And not to drop his collars on the floor behind the chiffonter,, Or fuss because his necktles need pressing He will learn to keep his belongings in order back in its place and PICK UP things after himself, So that the house will pot look like a sacked city or the remains of Verdun Every morning! Me will learn to eat whatever ts put before him And not to grumble because the veal isn’t venison and the | ete ‘ken salad and the coffce isn't nectar! Ho will learn to find his own hat and his own shoecs—or go without | them. Ifo will learn to sleep sweetly and serenely while the cook bangs the kettles and pans and the neighbors’ children shout and beat their Christ- mas drums. And to spring out of bed like the Ilght gazelle WITHOUT a grumble When you sound the reveille! He will learn to enjoy writing letters—and will revive that beautiful “lost art” for which lovers were once distinguished And perhaps he will even learn to COOK— And will get the breakfast for you on Sundays and holidays! And far more important and soul satisfying than ALL, He will learn to OBEY and to keep regular hours! | And he will never, never, never again complain of the | Of a steam-heated apartment, with three hot meals a And a shower bath and plenty of clean linen! Oh, yes, Your sweetheart will learn a lot of things in France Besides what is taught in a “French Conversation” book | Or a Military Manual! 's an excellent and infallible reason, my dear, Coprriaht. H things you might have spent your or fling his soiled shirts and to put everything bash Ien't “hardships” Make the best HUSBANDS in the world! Nothing makes married life seem so sweet and satisfying and fascinat- and desirable As a little taste of camp lif And a little military discipline | Woul ke the out of the KAISE: ts What My Paren I H + % : ; . Fey i” : § on ord), Nonyrtah’, 101 0 Trem Publishing Co, (The New York Dvening World { incendiagy firo losses in war industries, beginning with $5,555,000 for rrright. 1918, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World Covyriah', by the Prem eM ? J ° ” t , 7 Mi 7 . , Cu xt a ever ud the ing in $7 _ HAT treasure are you se-|least no married man, e { last April and culminating in $7,820,000 for October, when $2,000,000 No. VI.—THE AGE OF LAUGHTER lee \V/ creting now?" asked Lea ive of any closet in his own home, an e O e f worth of grain was burned in Brooklyn and plers and merchandise you have been tn, are In, or ex-|man who Pil oee tie pei eed Jarr as Mrs. Jarr came| must less was ho ever allowed a key No. 14.—OTTO H. KAHN ; pecs to be in the thrills and f ea & Io! ‘ [from the depths of the closet and|to any closct in his own home.” as v $3,500,0 strove imore. Max apeut Sink depths of the closet and} . . ; : : : i og ty eee pores gis “fi plas ; throes of a love affair, the most Tit yy why inen fing it caster to|then turned the key to its door. “Oh, that's stil! worrying you, 18|7n Becoming a Banker Ile Followed in His Father's Foot- estimated that enemy {neendiarics raised oft st lo a nen, whom | «y, ” r “Well, I'll show ° nye > ° : is mat th y in aries raised the total of fire Important thing to/ laugh at love than TEA Ton | You never mind,” sald Mrs, Jarr|it?” cried Mrs, Jarr, “Well, I'll show | steps—His Home Environment Early Taught Him j Jossea in the United States to some §267,000,000 in 1917, as against Maya With you le’ | BAsare saa compere was evasively. you what it was that has 60 aroused | af . ” b ously. He ” n | v | i A $225,000,000 for 1913, the year before the conflict in Europe began sense of humor, UC, no woman finds happiness| “Carbon?” Mr. Jarr inquired, _| your inqutsitiveness ih | to Appreciate Art and Music. eh ,¥00,! , Larrabee “AITOp gan. ‘This is not easy.|until she has entered the Age of| “Carbon?” repeated Mrs, Jarr,| “I have no inquisitiveness,” #aid | Copyright, 1918, by Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World ays for ak year constitute, of course, a record, Ld & sense of / Laughter, Byen though she mt Y:|“What do you mean by carbon?” Jarr, and he etarted to walk URING my boyhood years my | came Professor of Music at the Royal et despite this convincing proof of enemy activity there is even humor 1s merely “¥ ahaa per “I mean coal, sugar or diamonds,” | proudly away. cava npressed upon me| Academy of Music t ti tT \"And if 1 laugh at a an thing, parents impr Apon ademy of Music in Berlin, 5 ens yf propor nF not Ww r, Jarr 1 ney are , 3ut Mrs, Jurr Jed him back to the x 4 now no system of guarding factories and warehouses with an efficiency . + wie f ek : | Be Batter ee vate rep! aber y Apsak ' M . Hy A i pay: acer that I must hold fast to th My father's eight children had been 2 ) on, ant ove) Men f of carbon, and hough of different | closet, unlocked it, took out a bundle priceless things of |tralned to obey, so that when he sand care that the fire underwriters consider adequate, brings with it the; Who laughs. | Th teurs and| form they are all of like value these| Wat sho had secreted unter wont) lite which alone |made his plans for me L was guided What is the first principle of conservation if not the protection inevitable disiocas | ier but they find unfailing po days.” lite. Nosey!" phe crie | can enrich, no|by his wisdom. of what is being and what has been produced from the danger of | S:au-eemees bey af He z yay PoP aceUnE ¢pr except on) tha Pe Wels aa Pearman 15 those torms| i Sr. Jatt regard a th es age with matter tone's| I Was only seventeen when he eee , ar ero is @ | hi ung P :s or any o ad Mrs, Jarr with an | smiling yet bored ex} ? fate or fortune in for me a positio ‘ deliberately planned destruction? os fe an believes that the|“sconcerting basis tha CHAD Soe cc atity. Male ¢ we hha teltered by altiply to viease| : tune | Position in a bank at hen a young m does not care. irs terrorize men w t od. wife, | terial things near Mannheim, 6 NOSE ears eee sun and the stars are lighted from a|——with a terror that grows less and | that I can understand how coal could Jarr broke the string, un-| may: Be. Was to begin an ap girl's sthile, ‘There ts time when aes and a contempt that grows more ibe so scarce, for one seldom fees package and, Jo, there! We lived in|the idea of becoming a banker nd more t, to borrew a phras al at °. shoes # banker, TRY SOMETHING PERENNIAL ‘woman knows that the whole gr [sues i hais hone company. itis the [C081 at any time, but why was sugar : Beem ait Mannheim, Ger-| In my first pos: T was nothing e plan of evolution was started Just to with the senile that wins, so hard to get, when every candy aint Satie wharciiig!| Horaithanianis Mad fet ROM the record of etree i in thia city during December, | WO" UP to @ certain demi-god, And| wat, de the faint, mocking, sn piers in the eouniry. Was making’ and footwear! Now ave satis | % was a pros-| The fact that my father was able 4 1 19 cl B Ve *}there is a time also when each| Mona that st selling as muc ndy as it ever did?" | fied ‘ a vO Te perous banker, | 0 sive me a place considerab| Police Department eta wre out that enow lying long} emerges from this bright period of eyes fa pun 4 “An, my dear, that's one of the| | (Why, of course, 1 satisfied, Rann To our home| er up than my present ‘i frit vase on the ground and compelling pedestrians to keep to the crogs-| Mtllucination, sees its object In its] throughout the ¢ y have |ereat mysteries of the day,” sald Mr./ swell, 1 am glad of it, My feet were|camo artists, musiciany, aingers,| Wanted to, made no difference in the walks has a distinct effect red number of persons hit by true dimensions for the first time, written nhapaog! oe “Another great mystery ts |! rly on tie and; tH AD to have) sculptors and writers, so that quite Attitude of the other employees, I f 7 2 . : , Y} and is driven to tragedy ov laughter, | of that thin, pa what are you secreting in your closet ew pair of shocs. ‘So don’t be sur- | SU PlOk leas ent und fond- rted at the lowost rung of | i c] Three d and ty re hit he found im it 4 t d when you seo me Wearing them | naturally my E n lowost rung of the lad- vehicles, ired and thir were hit by automobiles last| according to temperament found in 4 g[there? Is It foodstuffs that may be|PFised When you seo me wearit ness for these arts was encouraged | der and was made to realize ‘ wearin Naa 1 nd ask ‘Are thi s Wize it, i month, as ag when snow lay in the streets} Women rarely laugh on these ocea-j that Leo ROMmandeerod While we are led of! “Ag a tetter Of €Act, “sland stimulated, But my love for} Tor some time my chief duties only about one. le ig sions, Few women find any phase of} musicians n|to jail for hoarding have a magple habit of 5 Ne predorninkted above ail; were cleaning the inkwells of the pehbes seers love amusing. If only women pos-| Mona Lisa while i I tell | sorts of articles to wear, enn) RUAN fl ; otlior clerks, running out” te. buy 1ere is not the sligl f Now Yorkers could 1 © of apecct " n her l you!" replied Mrs, Jarr ‘ f Before 1 was graduated from high| their lunches, carrying in their bow: | rkere could be} sessed the power of speech there d un farrying . 1 } sf ? : “Oh, ve all than “ra > earnest 1 1 applied ng on them and pring broken of the danger 1 grow 1 { cutting across crowded) Bever Would have been a sex , Oh, very well, nark ; , rapids ige an ape . Prin 1 perhaps L had better say, a clu tory |M Jarr in an injured tone nstead of Hie is, singularly enough, ¢ f ; deumentd. Kor one of ty surtiads) AN es wae uld be quickened| which finds’ gener at }not interested in what you aro se- th, phe rm Preached “3 ave 4 ) Wal >» be a im { 14 ai one must lear te "I r a in this country. The incredulous, |creting, and to be frank with you prabiiiens: ¥ Leper eis fit to eomim, ad, thie eae deacon will take his daughte si of aj “Now you are going to say some- My fa was very sympathetic) a useful and salutary t ining, bie i musical comedy in which a he thing real mean!’ Mrs. Jarr broke in. and Understood this desire of mine | tae a yUiscipline and order. It iD ge san 0" ¢ a y believe in “When an 6 1s going to but 1 ne ention of encouraging | Stilled in me a proper sense " @ pretty. mi prese eve IB. anwho can amiletikethat| “When @ man says he {a going to i | pince and emphasized that the may ' — ——— — — Seu OE Invariabl Ay d need not fear that bugbear of all lov-] speak frankly he means he is going me in : : |humble duties must be pevtenmad middle-aged & © tne woman: the. 10 1 man's love ieee ta Another her had already been | consctentionsle i re. & | 4 ] A Taaveoant letter papers and to| A, man can fh y Wee) Well, 1 won't speak ut all then, If ee the trenot Mi ovddaes , sc ets rom the eop le the Police Commissioner it a scrious| Over itm, but only one to laud Mt} 0. ining thats sald Mr. Jarr in|{he woldiers are all we na © his life-work, He be-| 1 Supt Fanta ave wtb the Please limit communications to 159 words, play, un dertakes to Present an argue lmas drawn the t So, laugh. | hurt tones, “And see at I am , 25 —— ie as | was not long before I w Promoted erage Prices Kelgn tm Onstoing. pon the nainee en ang] the ages—the double standard of you! Gon't. gee. the po iE ube antec eee anets sae OW ncle Sam Ireats ‘‘Nerves. my tnkwell and fetch ‘my 1 ytOgc lean Editor of The Evening World rocery fn ie : norals, et ol ay ii senti re e ence you will, and a ¢ om ROOT Gane ‘ ‘ at vhe ad bee; : a Vaave tenn & renter of Tha 3 ‘ who make these! {inmorality in an alluring aspect and| Tet Yeats hence you will, and a lite) COM Lh ar Twin neon ig |MPMIAT allowances are belng made vy. famvers aro unt be-| ee arti ee? 18 anlar tor P ; % ve » thelr names can be told| making wifehood ridiculous, while| Ue laughter on 3 ae ay ccers ain i nalgal Dewastment of vous disorders which d ‘ 4 ¢ German ning World for « number of years, (0 the 1 1.1. fT, |the other strives to correct an evil.| 1OU are te nan | YOUF confidence? A man can keep E Sedona! Sener on r What to do with | ATMY 4s @ hussar for one year, and a . th 1 aur It is not astonishing that w a io greatest gift life or love can} his wife and family in the dark as to the United States Army nervousiy and mentally i entered the London and know that you have done « 1 Soldier's Mother tm Want, | should find little in love to laugh at,| Dring vou |s the ability to laugh Mtl viere ne goes and what he does and ) nervous and mental of the biggest prob ted to see een of good by exposing tho grafters.| 7: i The Evening s the Joke Ie dlatinotly on thei agg ge a Sit | ow he spends hie tine but if he foment made by |i He today. Pi extent | par Aird atts P} Now that you have helped tho people | “ Paper about a wol-| fy oF Be taper 2} the ‘world, And national | gees his wife attending to her own | SNEgeneta creda teste tical and soc a) 1 w > Cor we < t 0" . sinile—gay, good-humored, mpetent, en found guilty! ake © me Bron dth, oppe in New York, why not try to } 1 t her| Women take love moro ser my a oo shUInOred,. Jaftairs, w Here Mrs. Jarr n found & 1 States Army by weed- pportunity an some of us in tho emaller y mek pays AVhat about @ widow] Dian RARRuRS Lier Sxps R Sane boy in’ kiakiethet is gory] gasped as though to choke off a aob. OF Caw AsGIn OP CMT OF A Ue ae A men they aro still | tremendously that fe eed, (2 me 80 e " was drafted, his el nee | “tte ere it a type nan who > aki—tha L x duds Wasting. ot | Were fo! y shot or imprisoned inline Bamnnan A reader oh r 3 t ain Sat diem ta Casinian a ap hep claim be-| {store oF less in love with every | te_Wwin t Jood gracious!" cried Mr. Jare “I |e enig Muy, today we know they ning camps, Already phys | German citizenship and Meet BY | 7 * simply because! woman under fifty that he 1 as war, Welwas only joking, 1 wasn’t really|are sick men and treat them accord-| mS naturalized Englishman front con® to $15 a ton for coal. | w ! gation made?|And ail men are tnuch more oi BONS? | rion “ ingly. Fear has a physical basis, It] La eet eal viction con should be done to help us, The coal)“ er sixty-fifth year, she| Pleased than women, who are "ack UP your n your Old} vou weren't curious?” interrupted |! 1 with such cases which will] € \ none sa In 1893 the Spevers in London of. . pe et "tnas t ris aap | aristocrats of love, che kit-bag, ou w at pted | develop at the front that each base)" y detect he ered Me a position in their Neo wot \ experts tell us through the = without money | perior man for a mate t And emule, smile, smile." ‘Oh, No, You Were not curl-| hospital which foes abroad with our alc lic, the insane, | house. I came to the lias LAST t 1 ts his first pay, There! ly as men tend to —_ — . N aay De eM he ehuinped with a neuros| minded, but there are o not intending to ed State, rs to use gas. Let mo eny t ’ erally aa ous, ‘Talk of Mrs, Bluebeard! If you s will be equipr ith a ‘ , ap aE hee! Ng to remain p nen ape’ 9 use , mers v that will be. She] ferior woma nae WHERE WASHINGTON ARRIVED.| Vit) notice, it was old Mr. Bl j|Psychopathte unit ere men who] disability ar ’ On Jan. 1, 1897, 1 ne bank og we are paying $1.50 per thou want t for charity, but} Max Nordau, in consid OST on tho . | . © sutfering nervously and mentally | pe e of Kulin, Loeb &e . Sar a haen's rae ‘ Jacceptance of tt f . himself who was the most curlous t \ baths and ‘ey Ai for gas and have been paying r \ a be other way, a8l gays that men aro less pa ‘ Dartemilp serrilt $ Atl He was so curious to know what his| psychological tr Women| stru Such men can Guieter and more se yiet years, and the sume men con old to w having done|jove than women, because men know anchor in the peaceful haven of} last wife would do that ho gave hor q| Nurses are espe uited to ad-|ed upon, They weaken the morale of nned to return 1 Hes ‘ettled gas here as in New York Cit Our|w « twenty years, which has run|they can afford to mako mistakes,| Union Square, George Washington ta ol miniater euch treatm They dojan army. They should not attempt|1 remained there oni ondon grocerymen are charging 12 cents per{down her health, Somebody should | While tho consequences of an error of| was received by the citizens of New| Key t bis closet and told ber never) pottor work here than men, to be soldiers, ‘though they may be] and returned to America SOF time pound for sugar, These are facts, and} seo that soldiers’ dependents get thetr | S222 are 6° fatal to woman, through | York when he entered the city after| to open the closet,”* Thero are some men who, while} very useful citizens in oivil life, V I diacovered ter responsibilit Cr _ if -you-will.belp-us-to-etop ‘this will monoys er re Ser eatattaint Kn { A WORLD READIOR, that sho selects unconsciously, the fts evacuation by the rit 25, 1168, fatry|apparently pbysically strong, h, Nev.|. “That's only an outlandish Z ‘No-man,et never makewoldiers because of mens inde SLIM tale," ead My bat my roots had gone bay ceaoly, ia saree oll ever Ad Bid are sending such men home from the training camps,”