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X& aves - yY Dees — TH’ ‘ > Gatracve” Comer For ident? you sek. YX Demear of acu’? Twas Fatty iings, the ~ , Who dows the funny fail. IN THE SUBWAY. ; fed in a subway train were men, all wealthy Near them we —} newspaper. A bitnd Man came through the car playing & wheery harmoniwa ead carrying 6 eup “Christmas cost me $10,000,” eald “ich man, “but « fellow has to be fous.” ou bet he doa!” said another of nen, “I spent almost aa much.” id 1,” said the third, “but I regret it. Christmas is « time 6 people happy.” i» blind man reached the end of car, His cup held one dime. The woman had contributed It. HOW HE “EARNED® IT. the Iriwh singing e th who, from the standpoint ot honesty, reminded him of Ger- many. SPather,* sald the Ind, “I earned $2 to-day—the first money I ever earned ‘ta my life.” * “Good!” replied his father, “How M4700 do it | Jost a $2 bet and refused to pay @,” said the youth. SAID TOMMY TO LONEY. Lonoy Haskell broke his right arm Ina fall recently. Loney docs a deal of writing for the Friars Epletie jand other publications, and Tommy knows he does, Tommy and met last night. “What's the matter?” asked) Tommy. | “Broke my arm,” replied Loney, “Gosh!” said Tommy. “It's a good! pus it was your writing arm, ain't Oh OF 7 wienlig Wenty ONE GEORGE (send ; Maipae te ve Dail y, Grind. dome folks are conservin too much wood..... They? refuse to use their heads. TO MAKE GOTTI HAPPY. | Max Gabel, proprietor of Volk’s Theatre, on the Bowery, will tender, Ris business manager, Harry Gotti, ‘@ testimonial at that playhouse to- night. Mr. Gabel and Jennie Gold- | i ear in “A Girl's Re-| Mr. G wilt be noticed in| I \ ‘ Herman Baum Fase ote Bronx 4 - mmm. B_| | cemurigns. 1011, Prove Publishiag Ce. (X.Y. Brening Werte) It’s a Daily Battle of “Give and Take”! Ses GoTTA tart) OF GININ' ¥ ME CASTOR ow A BLOW FOR ROHN. Ray Rohn, who draws pictures for Mowspapers, slept late Christmas @fterncsn. When he crawled out of Ded the janitor told him a young Woman had phoned for him to drop during the day for tea, Ray doiled If up deliciously and dropped. He found no party and no tea, He made a call, just the same; told sev- eral good siorles about the days be- fore ho became affluent and then o At the door he gave oe LITTLE MARY TAITA ITH MY LITTLE BROTHER AN? AITA NAME ITA" THOMATH’ LIKE MY Davy, 8uT WE CALL Aim YuNior’ HETH GOING To CREEP INTO THITA PAGE Too, CAUTAE HE ALWaTA WANT'TA To BE WAERE I Am: m3 wi ‘ was late for the Party.” he said, “What party?” she asked. “Didn't you phone me to drop in for tea?” “Why, no.” Blushing, Ray beat {t and sought that janitor. Then he learned that the call had come from the only girl he ever loved and a foolish Faia fn names had deprived him of—well, @nyway, this is where the story bumps into tho final period. Gossip. A NEW Natalle Alt of "The Grass Widow" fs to marry Maurice Rosenthal on EVENING Tan, 16. WORLD Blanche Bellsiro of “Fio Flo,” cho- *KID Tus girl yosterday, is a principal to- ad day. Mr. Cort promoted her. comic Six hundred members of the Phi Gamma Fraternity will see Fred Btone in “Jack o' Lantern” to-night. Mr, Stone is an Eta Bita Pi, Robert A. Foster of the Washington Square Players has « brand new baby ’ A Bakeshop Is Where You Trade, Your “Roll” for Bread! girl in his family, oo George Mosser is now in the per- 7 (TRAT Go 5 closer) NO SIRT Y dueT Lowe "ayer 18 Toot "1s" vice of Uncle Se:p, He In attached Hany A Bone 07-7) BNgTHER <Rom Ree JY WOULDN'T, " ALS, AVE PEACE S YAP’ [ay HEAVENS Y'O THINK Georgy Crecl’s departme: 00M IN) JULY. t i. 7 w Crt ‘wair to 5 i at in ny THOGE OOUGKNUTS WERE ——S pu OF OFAR! 11D ONTIL. | Give UP!! ‘ MN Washington. UG) GIVE Oo MANY, ONTIL HE WRODIN!' RINGS, HE LEFT enTREY say enemy aliens with sintater | Lower . o PRESENTS? GETS COME. | THIS MORNIN! | WONDKR rt to go to the 44 - Misees Hook because Emma Sharrock, iors 2 J WF HEIL CHARGE ME @iind reader, might tell on ‘em. ‘William Norris, comedian of “May- fine has found two playlews which | will preduce at a epecial matines February. He wants to get sev- ‘wal more. 4 Hubbell, composer and usical director at the Hippodrome, been given a two months’ leave absefice by Charles Dillingham. He “A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. 4A faint ‘heart often helps a fellow enc te ain \\\ 1 FOOLISHMENT, | t le “prom THE CHESTNUT TREE, = ha §