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og — ge — a = —— i IS" COMIC PAGE JOE'S CAR Joe, T Tarte Hue peewee PLease and Players pet. &, mes, PELs a —_ , fe 10M» “THE “THOLLETS, 4 BIDE DUDLEY ARE. SO STuFE 1! — (ES ~ ves - 1 wean’ ‘ Lor @ ot of wnseit see DONT Get Excrred — a Ned advertising for “Over ''* |] wei, 1 apwise ApcuT ANY THREG! (UL BE TheRe As Fast Top” now playing on fou wat tet — AS 1 can GET Tene Fortytowrth treet Roof, the Menere : Shubert will entertain a laces num riesy THING V Krad on Aemy lassen at a |) YOU'LE BE STUCK ¢ that aay A srowdeiet! attvastion soon, Vor days . these girls have bre ecting Aw do Cit Chrtatmas funds in receptacion, each KT see g bearing @ sign reading “Over the Tee” As a resuit the Mesars. Hho bert ave figured it out that the show has received enough publicity to Warrant their entertaining the women. Of course the girls aida't mean to advertine the but they did, cays the Shubert press Following out the same ine of reasoning, it looks as though kmpey and hi have i special performance coming to the THE CHRISTMAS TREE. there, Bill! Ge ot te ne kg. nw Right! On “Evidence and Belief’! ther deovemonll Goto me cout ) IN TWiS- WHEN. T REACHED TH’ WELL I SING TO fi goer Rant” onpe-tis sche oustt! rca —- UL Dine WEDDIN'? House I Sav) 4 BIRD AT “Th’ FATHEAD “WHO AN’ BELIEVE jatt) Don't break t—-don't be rug! GO WANNA on “TH DooR ALL DOLLED e merr ee? ve 55 -HE pore! Whee “TAKE “TW AFTERNOON uP! apd I a Boss- IC ie te, the apare roves, ore MUM? A AND " : WAS ! ] mt ceieetn, oor “TH Best MAN! ‘ . the. children wo. too ict MC ioe. them “yormgnere we're tritnamn ‘Trere—Te orure loan gsi ‘Uo him U, Netie! Hurry, Pret! muah see tiene n, Tull m en ede oe | X Leary that, mount the same, ; Kee Ma's drwen. eo ‘te tur | Wish we hed @ whole more! 9 | ss might, Bilis U, thet e ail done { ~ . HER REASON. (TET Alfrea Francis, composer of “Tho Love Mill,” was hearing volces of chorus applicants when he discov- red @ girl who eald she could neither x ol nor dances. ete * why ‘are you here, then?” he emer, ren paren Din Yavening Wonka ae asked. “My father said he wouldn't let me pony atari, ular ehme| GRINDSTONE GEORGE PETROVA WANTS A PLAY. Olga Petrova, now a film sn't retired permanently from ken crama. to it soon If I could id she, “I have read been unable to find Next Time He'll “Boil” His Griddlecakes! Sparks’ from the “Daily Grind’. (vend some in te Grind stone George’) —"s = { “The wooden vplintery |found in hats do not come | from hall-treey. * KING SEEKS INFORMATION. John C. King, known as “The Mayor of Palm Beach,” although P. B. has no Mayor, came to New York , Pecontly and immediately hunted up Charles Dillingham. Mr. Dillingham took him to see “Odds and Er@is of IT" at the Bijou. One featcre of the show Mr. King liked particularly was the song, “How Things Have Changed Since Hector Was a Pup,” gung by Lillian Lorraine and Jack Norworth. Later he began wondering 4 where the expression “Since Hector ) was a pup” originated. Mr, Dilling- {_ ham agreed to find out, He wrote librarians, “slangologists” and others, but #o fur they have all failed ¢ solve the puzzle. Anybody who ca throw any light on the subject will favor Mr. Dillingham greatly by com~- munteating with him, He wants tq make “Mayor” King happy. THEY WILL PRODUCE. AN announcem says a business partnership has been formed by Hu- ‘ gene Walter and Max Hart for the purpowe of producing plays, Tovavs GRIND” From JBM. ALAMEDA CAL HIP'S CHRISTMAS NOVELTIES. New features will go Int. "Cheer Up,” at the Hippodrome, to-day by wa) adding to the Christmas feos. tivities, The workshop scene will be a big toy shop presided over by Santa Claus. s@ LITTLE MARY MIXUP -eg MY MAW Toor Me To THA Dentristr Yelis Mor NIN Wu2 GETTIN MY MAw-w's GOSSIP, Col. Green, son of the late Hetty Green, persuaded a Broadway cafo Proprietor to sell him a pound of sugar Saturday. {ttle Biuy, las: seen on Broadway in "The Cohan tc 1916," ha. gone back to big time vaud Pete Schmid's own mas card “line” rhyme with ‘time” and “vain” with “name.” Pete ought to write popular songs. Charles K. Harris has written a feature film story, called “Who's to Blame? It will he produced soon. Fred Walton, funmaker at the Hip. pedrome, will celebrate hin thirtieth Anniversary in stage life to~ John Cort has placed Han Millis, eccentric dancers in * under a lone term contract. Do You LiKe LITTLE GIRLTA LIKE ME? CAUTHE PRETTY THOON PM GOIN’ To VITHIT You EVERY DAY YUTA TO MAKE. al You TAM) LE! ein You'LL ENJOY THIS NEw "KID Comic’ A “1918” EVENING WorLD * FEATURE. Lou Tellegen will move “Blind Youth" to the 39th Street Theatre to- | day. “The Eyes of Youth” will be his| nolghbor. Betwen the two theatres tg ‘an optician’s shop. @ L. Rothapfel yesterday unvetled on the mezzanine floor of the Rialto 4 bronze tablet bearing the names of tho sixtcon men who left that theatre | topo to war. Miiam Moore Patch has arranged to offer “Tie Man Who Stayed at | Home” in Chicago at the Playhouse | first at a performance beginning at 11.16 o'clock Christmas Five Marcus Loew will open a fine eee eens THE ' - < 4 4 HAVE TRAT DYED WHITE! AS — \ "over. " ER? wet EY eae soe aes Sil WANT To GIVE IT | 1 aero Filet “ye ey THIS YounG "cRowD Wants SPOTS oO TOTH' JeNITRESS FOR.S \ oR IF RE‘Dysp" Tol = TOF Hate eer? i 507 tof _ Is WC This Establishment Is Just “ Dyei Pi 2” Its en —— yeing to Please” Its Customers ! | WANT & OVE THAT WON'T SURE 01D KILL Ww Run in 1 CARIG s 1 7 tre in Hamilton, Ont. New Y m WATER! Black 5 2 RAISTMPAS*e cm ivet! 4 “ COME Hive, Prominent’ stago and (S_WAAT 1 WANT! 2 Feat iene LAMINA Banat ee . aL LS DYE IN THE CountRy, «GeItn® wor stars will attend the opening = GET AIM ony) ; LASSY" DOG ' INCURABLE ji ARE YoU Joon’ monies, Kitty Gordon will speak. CER COTA HIM & : ge pee HomoRisTey ; AT? FIRST THING pean y 5 ) ’ ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. AS, c ay ; " / Parente. Blton—Poem received, Why don't 6 e i . T! SOMETHIN? you join the navy too? Zimmerman—Mr, Schenck, Loew see ) = | i a> offices, Putnam Building, may be able > e& ~ to tell’ you, ’ Q e A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. SFSU H\ “And yet,” says Jeff Nutt, “when )|| il Wh the Kaiser dies I'll bet some minis H mi ter will spend hulf an hour telling | __ = what @ great, good man he was.” | Hh FOOLISHMENT. bg eg Soh wmle & noog ah Bo it would har FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. “Why are magazin all b- Mghed in high bulldings?” A aad | | a “I don’t know." | : “Because they need plenty o fr stories,” i ainsi’