The evening world. Newspaper, December 19, 1917, Page 20

Seninaglinetieodl te oo a eee a [comic race | Fvening World Daily Magazine | Wednesday, December 19. 1987 JOKES CAN About Plays Joe ls Asking Himsell the Same Question# a ; nei , | ‘ P " - i Pia x and Players MWe, > gan bore ‘A Hy WIDE DE DEEY © WEIMe cee ' ) wo giowen.! | fi f t ' (ony 419 15 Awe a! fdowr S80 wy vor } | Wa a” | 1 MAD Ho 1M «Fr } Wie Te Come. CUT On a} | » OF is AS COLD A ne | A ter Uma hes aetaar' | | "| ae abs fess Ded “Tere ¢ ee ee : 4, a ai auher pecan rector for SO fee tvern het pret an 1 Mr Kiawher #)i) ree A NOVEL SHOW A novel ene aot will Tony Marge Maric are made to act by th Heal actore apeuk fo will be seen tn thee GENEROUS JOHN MEARS! John Mears in a man who will keep rm = en" ~ &@ promi heth t be to wor 0 swith a beautiful gir! m give | AN’ NO Asal waeeaue tam! r THAT BIRD MUST TA | een \ een friend $1,000, The other G j Thin : a Banc: fuer of arrewred oe an ye ly OR SOMETHIN | DAWCOMT HOW ABOUT 7 on! Y'NEEDHT ¢ T AINT Ve a nen 0 ht Frolic, Thar NEW TLE SHOW HER Ww Bo | f nM M le - ? y He ee [>] We et Ee ee the wer 148 cook 2 Wg | Ake STANDG Riser BREAKFAST ¢ THER “YO \ HUNGRY i @ box of candy for the _ 7 Ferm “TH rawr ¢ \. BRING ME b heated 1 /| 4 T'll take you up,” replied i a L ANY @IR ! 1 ‘ “All right—to-morrow night!” re-| } , eponded Mr. Mears. Mr. Milley and party saw the show a > the next night, Their th were i] free, Mr. Mears paid the war tax and| aes be box of candy was there. Hut to| ‘?— make it more binding, a taxicab! - Oo i. Vy transported the party to and from the theatre “with the compliments of J Mears.” SOMEBODY'S WRONG. “What do you think?” writes Louls) Rosenberg. “Al Jolson and I were dining in a big hotel to-day and Al asked for a town Pippin. Firat the r brought him a New York | nowep at being rejected, he brought. a Newburg paper. Then| another waiter mado the funniest mistake of all. He brought Al an apple. Wise waiters, eh?” Will some authority on swatology kindly advise us as to what @ pippin really is? PHILIPP’S NEW OPERETTA. Adolf Philipp will produce at the Yorkvilie Theatre Christmas Day a new operetta by Johann Straves eniled “On the Blue Danube.” Mizl = will bave the leading ‘ominine role. "8 parks frem the "Daily Grind_.» Tet Yome into Grind Wout George") QOME OPPORTUNITIES AR’ OVER= SOME ARE. Genesee! YOU HAVE TO BE ON THE LOOKOUT TO GETA LOOK INS QUITE A FEAT. The baggage and scenery of “Words and Music” arrived in Wilmington, Del., 80 late Monday that the com- pany put the show on without hav- ng had a dress rehearsal. Tho play- ers had never seen the stage settings before, BLUMENTHAL GETS READY. Articles of Incorporatio fled tn Albany by the Paris ‘Theatre Company, which proposes to present American plays in Paris for| the American soldiers, George Blu- | menthal is the moving spirit in the) plan. | Gossip. The Hippodrome now has seats) which can be adjusted so children may see the stage more easily. Alfred Francis is writing the muala | of several new numbers for “The | Love Mill.” “The Grass Widow" ts to be pro- duced at the Alhambra, London, early fo the spring. Stuart Walker has made three new productions for his Portmanteau Theatre. It now has twenty-seven. Elise Bartlett heads the new Poll musics! stock company, opening In Washington Christmas. She will be seon in a Broadway show soon. Fred Bishop has returned from Los Angeles, where he staged several productions for Oliver Morosco. Fiske O'Hara, the Irish comedian, fe to play an engagement of two weeks at the Montauk, Brooklyn, soon. ‘Joseph Hart will present Mary Mar- ble in a playlet called “In Far Catbay,” written by John L. Goldeu. Douglas J. Wood of “Maytime” ts making Red Cross addresses at the Shubert nightly this week. Jeanette Cohen, well known tn the- atrical publicity work, is now with the Wharton Releasing Corporation, Tom Brown and Saxaphone Band will introduce new numbers lu “Jack "to aight ods, Zlegtold jr, Gene lg White, Lew Hearn | and Fred Zimmerman saw “Odds and Ende of 1917” at the Bijou last night Chauncey Olcott has sent the 16tb y in France 25,000 cigarettes, ages of gum, 200 pounds of packages of smoking to- ) cob pipes. — : | Seplieemtaesegcl He's the Kind of an Egg That “Can't Be Beat” ee Tate THis Powder Litre A 600d Toy TRur wear Se Im GOING TO PLAY ON THITH PAGE; TLL BE INA New comic, | Tees yeu va TO WATCH , AUTH tS) YOURE ‘Gorn fe vw, LIKE Me! n of "Yes or No." which) [ay 48th Street Friday night, DTIEML 1917, Prose Publishing Co. ¥ Evening World.) 4 so timed that ft keeps pace with the ioc vier tnrouge the vert) SOMEWHERE. IN NEW YORK” 4 Theatre will inject an- - rr Xmas Lists” Grow Longer! ¢ y into its program in t ¥" ST WEEK THIS 4. 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