The evening world. Newspaper, December 11, 1917, Page 20

Te Span =a 4 COMIC PAGE About Play: and Players By BIDE DUDLEY AVING nucereetully “1 ‘ ' Mourur y Piymouth T kine, seeking more worlds | hae Yemun cree Paty to pres Citeago, © , *Y unde sd,” enye M Chat businens jent & shows in Chicago, ' Will be good for "The ¢ Movert Hourum, Hopkins, wood te ver mind—it pay Trail!” aut van worrying about royaition, lnwtead, he ie very much upret because he haw tried to enlist tn the army and hae been rejected sever 5 How abroad, any- clerical | evar, he expects to way. He has been p werk at tho front, or nea A DARNED BHAME. The film ina wreat leve Do you Ziegteld “Midnigh' toothpick on a rhinoveros's Recollect all the fine duds she Well, now get thin ifornia, when Olive Triangle Alm recently, | WEAK COTTON wear? truth—o' Was acting in abe HAD TO SLOCKINGS. NAT. M. WILLS. Moore Lay 6 poe wel ie Tew tage and ail dat obaft, j Voornuton pense aud +) Tima ge Myer Me, “ote ‘he wun eat at test one i fait weanie pad He Balad came et ue down pat hat de guano ot ie Gown Hox ‘te Sts eeen it sh, ad Nat carve die Live | lige Wrieud-rAnd Mives" | etddren AR Wise MR. KAHN TO PRESIDE. | wOtte H. Kahn will preside at the! Rod Cross meeting announced for next Sunday night at the Hippo-| drome. He will introduce William H. | Taft, the Honorary Chairman, who will present the speaker of the evo-) ning, Henry P. Davison. | AIN'T {T THE TRUTH? If you are absolutely stumped as to bow to make an honorable name, | come with us into dreamland anc) read Dave 8. Eisman's latest poetical @ffusion, which we now print exclu. | elvely, mind you! fe Ula wofld every ome tan acter, vounente the ease bart. they are cut Out for ilies Oven paar. Ut matters not what one's choosing be, | dyn bow it ls dowe that count, | Te be a mar the, mort Ard “the Nolgint of steam 19 mcust, To agin trxd the Botton, then wor petite Tabing. the tAler of fea, ever) ue tas 4 bile Wo Mach Uw op, | Nod “make as bonorenle Bate, > NOT our FAULT! Please don't blame us for the siory t follows. Josoph H. Dillon of the ipa Weber forces calls it "new," | which, of course, makes it new, He| says Frank Moulan told It to Donald | Brian just before “Hor Regiment” he- ape at the Knickerbocker | nt j Mike lay In a trench tn m1 Frence w al, sorts of sheila were Wursting around them. After twelve Howes of this, Dennis called to Mike. | gay Molke,” he sang ¥ eo ugh Pr th’ love av fsome:hin’ te scare me, will yor?" Gossip. Slomy Lane has joined “Odds and Mads of 1917" at tho Bijou | edebn L. Golden and Winchell Smith a find a name for the} th-Bacoh play they. will produce | Hiwatt month. ‘Heginuing next Monday Oscar Spt-| rérou will conduct the afternoon Symphony orchestra concerts ut the Sirand. rh oduction of Prosper Meri- w "Coach of the Holv Ba mout” at the Thentra du V Colombier ts the frst ever made of {Ue pinylot, although tt was written | im 1826, John F. Rietley jr. han left the! Metro Film Corporation to exploit “Tho Triumph of Venus” for the Yietory Film Manufacturing Com-! palyy. ¥ Ziegfeld jr. haw re-ongnged Sybil! @armen for the new "Midnight Frolic,” which will open on the New Athsterdam Roof just before the first Othe year. Tieen Moyer, stage beauty who Marvied @ millionaire, then tired of gounting money and returned to ¢ public eye via the movica, Ix wri speeches for naval recrutting talkers, ‘tis sald. WHAT ABOUT THIS, Joe? | Where does . Alberts go ever Tivurrdpy nig’ Why not a G point girl. J Mrs. Ram Greenpoint ows HOW 6HE SPENDS IT Fisie Ferguson, Artcraft star, was! confronted ut her studio recently by & magazine writer who said “Miss Ferguson, I am writing ar articlo on ‘How Stara Spend Their Incomes.’ How do spend y “With regret,” replied Miss Forgu on. A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, Bonestele says that the church bells doesn't ma ut that the peeling of He oméns does.—Greenpoint Home News FOOLIS¥ MENT. wore moat, pat, Tate!"” rat, io Miss Kate FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. ‘Mother ured to whip me elipi Did tt burt?” with her Bumstead’s Worm Syrup. BO x py and su) ved Sa oe Hut pa ea # bottic. he a: - Po. — agen STN EIC - Evening World Daily Magazine He's Acquiring a Long’ Distance Vocubulary! MATTER, POV! ee 1m Teacdins fouw Cdn | / BiG WORDS p {So 4H CAN TART Ih IPoiite Society + Fine! How's Nema uCHADMEZZAR, He come CONSTANTINOPLE, ALAGALAAM Say ve ™ ven) ale's leaent] ees THREE JOE’S CAR It Appears That Joe Has Also wdc. 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