The evening world. Newspaper, December 7, 1917, Page 26

= arr or. =a Fvening World Daily Magazine | Allies: “You Said It!” Sayings of Mrs. Solomon Moris. HI sea nee By Helen Row! Det arene Dunder ' Mee y Helen Rowland Oh Park how ek HT Wee the Pee Pemating Cn The Woe Tare Evening Want bs bee ee Ae of) part, ¥, my Peaghter, the Bolaheviat te not harder to please BOF { a rom LATE iat Pe V tore difficult to eatiefy than the heart of aa HUSHAND ot Chftet ’ aod at the Post-Otiiea a Ne Tork o na mas tienel Ouve ard @ Hehold with what tenderness and a0 ' ! ~ eowueth @ Yuletide oftering for her Beloved One One Tene ose For sha thinketh fn her folly that whetesever : Qe Mont cated AIK giveth him he hall rejolee therein ond onarte® ane it Wat @hat profit and what joy hath « seasoned WIFE In oli her shopping wherein she eeeketh to “« oF om thereon ME G8...664- —_ “ ght her soulmate? ia { Vor she knoweth in her wisdom that whatsoever FAIR FOR ALL. ye she enlecteth, whether It be @ new touring car of @ ‘asan wrnem (itty-cont eravat, he shall sooto and DEMPIS® ft! 1) ADMINISTRATION in this city hae mace « fg ‘ You, alaa! the amoking set which abe offereth Dim shall find ite war to the attie; the clears wherewith she presenteth him shall te eacrauy riven away, the alippers which she maketh for him shall find thelr way the Janitor; the aweater which she knitteth for bim shall not FIT bim and shall serve aa food for the moths. La! T have seen the toll of « Married Woman at Christmas time KNOW whereot I speak. Vor a man bath made graven images of ai] those things which be liketh, and he alone knoweth WHAT thene a: And he won't tell! Dehold! 1 purchased my Beloved a muffler of silk and « handem | protaered walstcoat, and be groaned aloud at sight of them and would not | be comforted, | I gave him « fancy belt and @ tleclasp of diamonds, but he only | sniffed thereat | 1 offered him a» box of Iilac eflk pajamas, but he laughed aloud, saying: hat the dickens aro they FOR? For, verily, f shall never WEAR ‘em!” Hut when 1 became “wise” 1 coased my striving after dreams and vala | {ustons. Lo! I purchased him @ pink silk petticoat and a boudoir cap—and be was dee-lighted! I offered him a set of white fox furs and a@ ollver hair-recetver aud bis thanks were profuse, 1 bought him a tea-wagon and a mahogany sewing table and he fell upon my neck in gratitude, crying: | “Vertly, verily, my Beloved, it 1s JUST what I wanted! lnot have to wear {t, neither eat it, nor SMOKE tt!” And, bebold, {n return, be gave me a set of golf balls and a new cap bureter for bis machine, and a box of cigars, And lo! we were both happy and all our Christmas days were trances, Then go thy ways in peace, O Wife, and let not thine heart be troubled, But whatsoever THOU needest and desirest, whether {t be a parlor lamp or a jewelled bracelet or a chiffon tea gown, I charge thee possess thyself of {t, and bring it to him upon Christmas morning and label it “For Papa,” and he shall be overjoyed! | Verily, verily, sweet are the uses of a man’s perversity! Selah. For Whom the Army Camps Were Named ' Copyright, 1017, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York Evening World,) | No. 31.—CAMP CODY, DEMING, NEW MEXICO, The first link In @ cross-conti 'B ames C. Young railway was be, nantes y Jam + aeeeraamion oo vine gun soon afterward. It was an arduous undertaking and th % tc rd could have been selected for <D/ question of supplying labrrors with ) ite drive against the meat profiteers The public is watehing with interest to ser +h ahead with all the power at their command t power includes more than is gonerally realized i. the act of the State Legislature which created the State lov Como «sion we find Section 6 declaring it unlawful for any person oF peisons “to exact excessive prices for any necessaries” —the wort ‘ | lator “necessaries” having been defined (Section 3) to include foods ani the word “person” to inclu¢ snd corporations.” In Section 23 we find “individuals, partnerships, associations Rules made by the commission under the terms of this act shall have the force and effect of law. { i ! ' Would it not have all the force and effect of law, then, if the ’ ‘ mmission were to make a rule that all retail ment dealers in the ‘y shall keep posted outside their shops, where al! may see, a list the commoner kinds and cuts of meat with the prices currently ‘ varged therefor inside? Would not this be a simple and practical move for the protection t alone of the purchasing public but also of honest butchers who ave a right to tho assurance that others in the trade do not unlaw- ily “exact excessive prices” for the necessary in which they deal ? en SS st Se For I do Terrible as appears thé catastrophe at the great war port of Halifax, there is as yet no reason to believe it due to any- thing but ono of those accidents which the groatest of human care cannot always guard against in war time, when enormous masses of powerful explosives must be packed and transported in ggrriere no stouter, relatively, than an eggshell. ‘A tragic disaster! But Berlin can fly no flags and the Allies are undismayed. es SERVE “WAR PORTIONS.” ON’T ASSUME that Americans will enter into the spirit of| food saving only in their own homes, | Give them a chance and they will save food—without | ‘easing to order and pay for all they desire—in restaurants and when | travelling. What is more, the hotel or restaurant keeper will find it to his | ants. of his time. He has) for the purpose. By offering its patrons “war portions” one-third amaller in So well did he per- wo profit if he adopts a special war time policy of giving his guests | , American army camp as thatet| food a difficult one. Kepecially did he choice of only as much as they want to eat at lower prices than | ——-——-._______—- — - - — aaa William F. Cody—| this affect meat, ‘There ere no hose listed on his menu for regular portions. | ) | s Be f mile ey Let frigerator ears then, and meat was | . The Evening World has called attention to what the Lackawanna | A Y e (@) u | n Oo Vv ec . h e J a r Yr a m 1 y ore than the most peipral gil oyd “4 bgp | tailroad has demonstrated on its dining cars and in its station restau-| | picturesque f1gUre) to supply enough wild ‘butthlo eaaat By Roy L. McCardell By Nixola Greeley-Smith come to stand for/form tho task and so great was the =A tie cane at on pena cc ih es shay 1V.—M ae ' Pree ei an a ian bere tee Sher en nt for alt that was chival-| number of animals killed thdt he check paid by the traveller to . . >» Ine re A : dica.| 66 +1 was out shopping to-| portant if he ts the advance age! | vous in an Rae COW|sainad the name | whom it serves food. Marriage Should Be the Cloister of Two Minds; the Dedica day a gentioman called to|a vast estate I may be heir to or &| past. Hie life is the| enon he wan tn ff Bhttate Bill, by burgiar’s pathfinder?” asked Mr. Jarr. | as 6 famous, sald Mrs, Jarr. n here three see you ald he has of the West tion of Two Hearts in Vows of Poverty, | Chastity and Love. Perhaps Buffalo Bill's most noted In September, 1916, the average check paid on the Lack- exploit took pl 1 ; lace in 1876 during the “But, my dear, | am growing skepti- jertrude awanna dining cars 90 cents. In September, 1917, under limes bef I wonder who tt was?" | cal as I grow older. 1 only know that | } x veto: onde! as? a er. . him something! war wit! the new system, this has grown to 94 conts, and in October Copyright, 1917, by the Wrem Publishing Co, (The New York Evecing World.) “ft was no one who had @ million]! long ago found out that tho people Pater than Wel tcticcg ely Ro A large body of u Lad risen to 99 cents, THINK It was the late Mra, Frank| There are people who believe that | dollars for us, you can bet on that,"| who called to see me at the office ‘on . * LC Cod: ed States troops me i 1 “ we have not 0 high ideal of marrlas® | reniied Mr. J. cant Kusitead wore only on bent er hee individual, Camp Cody|came into touch. Yellow Hand, « Revenue from the dining car and restaurant service increased in fe who sald of marriage, “Ex- | 1° TAC? Cointey Sarney_ stretch. hors |"ehied Mr. Jarr important business’ were only at Deming, New Mexico, 1s the base| Cheyenne chief, challenged hi Be tasnhe 10 pi ‘ t womething, and you will be/ ritiog hands toward our divorce sta- | “Oh, how do you know? Strango | portant business for themselves. ThEY | 6+ the 94th Division, where troops are| duel, They met and fought im toa September and Qctober 23 per cent. and 20 per cent., respectively, disappointed; ex- | tstiey “which, however, prove only|things happen every day. Still It}wero elther stock touts, life inaur+ | critlzing from Minnesota, Towa, Ne- | handed, a Homorte comb ite t nes over the figures for the same months last year. pect nothing, and| that women Here demand there shall) may have been a detective, yoUlance agents, book canvassers OF |). North and South Dakota. ea seals of Yellow Hand. Already ; a, D ‘alo was a nati | be fulfilment, realization of the mar- Divorce is un evidence of Pessimiats never get | because they know that one exactly as good os ne men ex- | anothe happen to have yy everything of | Married a scoundrel, and that if you » everything OF) cannot make & success with one you marriage, they are) are very likely to fall with another, A happy marriage Is. se |be worked for, attained. It does not happen of Its own accord, If you enter into @ partnership of any other sort, fact that} you do not assume that the business Will run iteeif aud will be a success | 3 onal ft, Now he became a national hero Ho was the first man t the Idea of a Wild West Show, aa the venture proved to ba a world. wide success, He toured this country and Europe, receiving high hono: But it ts in the heart of tho American boy that Buffalo Bill's fame is en shrined—for he was the man whol never turned back, who a! fair and always won, Aye SOURS | hitherto unknown warm personal friends who wanted to borrow $2. So unless I know who !t Is and what they want, I don’t see anybody at the office. I may not be a man of vast wealth and of Immense Influence in the business world In anything but exclusiveness, but old John D. him- self is no harder to get @ personal in- terview with than I am.” ome day you may regret It" ven- een doing anything? r young life !s above re- Mr, Jarr declared. “If tt were a detective he could get me at | the office. Wo can keep a lot of peo- | ple out we don't want to see, but the sight of a gold badge on # Central Office man is fearsome to the most | watchful office boy at the outer por- tals. No, if L wore wanted for murder eny, T guess the detective could you will be agr ably surpri As the great] div majority of men) m, Cody was born in the West In 1845 when laws were few and dangers many, At the age of eleven he killed a marauding Indian, and by the time of his majority had gained some rep- utation as a scout and Intrepid fighter, He served throughout the Civil War with the Seventh Kansas Cavalry, then went back to the plains. The Lackawanna theory is that in this time of food conservation “and thrift it appeals to the average American to make the quantity | of food served him fit his appetite and at tho same time to prove to| him that the purveyor of that food is not taking advantage of him by! reducing the portion without reducing the price. ull ee It's a sound theory. It's exactly the kind of co-operation that| « , encourages the conscientiously patriotic consumer to spend money ly and confidently for what he needs, “| | riage Ideal | high optimism, ore a= thing t> in large n bers disappointe Women especially | Tana ererrs heerfal are made unhappy by th or ta W p i he Lack J ee i | arr i than court- : y War portions” on tl Lackawanna have resulted in an increas mipriage 18 2¢ a evahand iw lees sentie | Without effort on your part, You|have gotten in and hhaled me OUt 0 |tyewq Mrs, Jarr. if you are HOt! i n the demand for vegetables and a decrease in the demand for meat,| mental thin a flat |work. You get ‘along with your | got the third degree as a MAlOfActor | seraiq of detectives or Secret Service| e ice orce ‘ | we th 1) SERS an . artner. You muy argue and x tel ale exes dg aaee i which shows that Americans even when travelling are ready to help| Nearly every woman hopes that her| with hlin: you may think oc AURAL of vary. title wvanlts sxcate, tort know YOu Bre axl ‘ . I “well, Gertrude says be acted very man epy, Why should you be so ®x-) romance will be culously | that thore t# not an idea tn his skull, | he Food Administration w: | ‘ en they see a way to do | own - | . ? Y to Go it, { but you do team work, ive of | my: push: nd I hope you are not | clusive at that old office? 1 only jade u e i 4 sronerved from the Hifleation, not -glve of | mynteriously, & Instead of doubting whether the plan would work, | preseryod tom ee fa|your best and try to take the best |{r” any trouble,” sald Mra, Jarr. “If | know it was no burslar, T asked Ger- | conant ee. y from him. Prem Publishing Co, (The New York Prening Worid,) 1 | ‘tels and| to say deterioration, a ae She sald he was not al not in any trouble, I hope be | trude that, 4 estaurants, as well as other railroads, should y ft her friend And a OMY: F 5 , sl coenive that it does| the roman of her friend nd so In marriage the people who | you are 5 4 a Ms ei 11 66 by the papers,” said Pop- ‘What do you mean b: " : work and hustle into line, | poetation In aout as reasonable as It et along arn che people who try, thi | comes again. For tt he can't bring | burglar, purslane Lalaye Near § sie. the Shipping Clerk, “that |manded Miss Primm, y thats ae nies anaenl - | would be for her to Ask that ee a se the poopie who, having | bad news he must ieee pein bentserol f over the lower part of enemy aliens are to be kept] “She means,” sald Bobble, “that th | hor suld be a aya June, Le ‘A ‘s no, p": aw" ct a ohie! a i ‘i 5 ' I q ] d ibaa si ins ony es bone Bo regrets for romantic love and no| Maybe he's from & i have been ate faces, and they always carry an ny from the rivers, J guess the jright-ansle triangle of theshextgon has t ,etters rom t h el eop le | inevitably LU pone urate pr pPapNeringe after forbidden love, live bearing, Saliee ble = ead ” ane te Negbiight, Gertrude has seon| Government is afraid of explosions.” | lost 1ts balance," | cannot always be cherry blossom time jand work and are blessed In d | o, Uke in @ play: 7 ; on . Please limit communicetions to 150 word | ove heart any more than it fa in {lov TURES IRS Lats & SOREN) eye would | burglars in moving pictures and she] “There's apt to be explosions, any- ‘And I presume you consider that ae Ore | eypeardeny | eorrerrere ——————— | “If $10 wore coming to me, tone knows them, It wasn’t a book agent,! how,” sald Hobbie, the OMce Boy. | Witty, Well, let mo tell you, young The Hulekers! Fronts [ton Market, for tea years bay)| ann we imignt ea wai) iow upcthe ||) Sand Sh be played up tho street by @ brass) Vt “for he didn’t put his foot don't get you, kid,” sald Popple.| M8, you're & fool and 1"—— | ee ce ee the way] att and carry my ment home, With] ¢ Aen petats and «iue thom back. on| esert Oan joes band,” sald Mr, Jar. “Tent tip [against the door and ask her to sign] “Why, the wind will probably blow] "Say," said Popple, interrupting, | Nae ere butchers’ are making 100| cree th bands Foaaked the: pr ce | tne Sires aw undertake (o live perma f B Pid h T Jon any good fortune ng quietly | rithe dotted line, I think it ts your| up the rivers every day.” you got that vaudeville star's name! 0 200 per ¢ rot. If that is thel ow. 1s kx, Hin! yentiy under the spell of romantic or Dritis TOOPS | ana tapping at the acer 4 Mra, | Cousin Arthur who went West years| 4gisg Primm, Private Secretary to] WTS, Miss Tillie, Hor name's Eva? ¢ ane? Laban vant jp cents for both, 1 then} i, Why should wo want to? No UR / mput you can never tell,” said Mra, | O08 ou to mend him $50] tno Moss, turned and gave the boy & Tanguay. I believe she acts in pig. ane, why doesn't the city undertake | a hin a nevi at hea Hove ny shi k ment tet 2 Tr B Urltish troops to tho Binal] | kt pead in the papers Heirs | 24 ane etl well and he would re- Ae Bete ee ero ruck @ crudalexs | aie? AGA IG a Alaa geri ent tat prives, He dou anal onrcrtanie f ay aauecet eee te Paneth Have teuas + of ‘John Smith, formerly of | MT Mig goon as he sold a mule.| preys on eho. said, “that joke has] “E thought sho acted in tigh ol rofita they can put verstables » ad) comfortable Feeling y & way to make ir feet os ey. will hear of something | P°Y y i P ion,” 6 : chuckled Bobble, iehte,” | | vuite » stores and sell th nly misinforme fact, love is Just Nature's sthe sand-worthy as th ‘5. By wi gimira, N. Y.. wil ay te ton lyou did not send him the $50, but! whiskers, You ought to take it to @ Mer 1 + cos CONSTANT READER, ¥ cents wholesale | to get people Into marriage paintessly, | Ing a stift network ney aries eed |e Hie aauantngs: So ki to us? 1|Porhaps he gold the mule and bought) harper shop.” Ne pee permitted to suggest,” ) gf Mere In the Question. is & public market| and one might as Well seck to remain] attaching {t to th bits come to others why not to us? Lj) oy weit and is now @ multi-mil- yh, that reminds me," came from]) poner, the mild little Book~ u a ow ‘ » the e ery welcome, espe- | o leav 1 g keeper, “it might by } othe Kaitor uf T tis “ 11 unders perpetually under ¢ eternatty in) know it would be very welcome, C8P°* | tonaire and wants to leave you all]. iy «1 aw a barber in Peewee-line gubject. Why aon? chem I note with p! » rat step |'* | ler strict supervision Hows | cially at this time, with mhatiies |hia money before he dies. Who) i 0. today and he attracted | British soldiers hy do they, call the Aken to stop th BUI! One Whuledales’ oe Sipe late abwsen 4: MIPS SEA aes coming and exer EE fe Towing) ee lot of attention.” they drink oF is Ita term of endeare abbing the pe i also | ma an aes ips « Hatetotion, husband i¢ deeper and more real han! me needing so many th sya the “Hunt snorted Mr. Jarr. “It you! “whyshould a barber tn a store at- Ne Oey ‘alse The Evening World's pri baat |) eaag ta (oe Rrmlis Wes the feeling which brought them to- you or 1 had been home when the] TMI) Ty "cousin Arthur shares! qract a lot of attention?” demanded| spooncre you ooite (laushed. “Bay, ' nd werning 56: consumers not to pay | giv fie the pr . yaa in regard 2° gether, but it ' mantic love, man called, and Chen umeonayiel IMP vast wealth with me, you'll walt] sige Primm, wary" said Popple, “a tank ba dene | t indicat ric sut| rn to be) which feeds mystery, uncer- any e wo expla | s ne, . a | ee nae way soa sn be nena {ental hone to retailers. fi mnien le iil Baad eon ean Ja long time, J-ast I heard of him, averybody wanted to see the bar- Oe den trace ° Uke the famous | } oe ahen’ | ot thong | PU te In anind of a clever invention the it | i Rha aare 1 of @ flat. | Dut don't tell the: nSiEnESrS, Be Was) per shop." The Boss, Mr. Snooks, haa 4 1 i} sre compelled to sell me at we | aiikvoseuer te ntlon f iv lifelong “Maybe It was the pal of @ flat-| 8 0. pootlegging in Kansas." ‘i ye f tne| tered. He caugne the la a just en- +} sricea, If they ore not compelied, et the pman with one | house thief, There's a lot of them)" 3 Ant teotlamel || “You mean they wanted to seo ples words, "What modtst 9f Pope ) Fohat is to back up a consumer tf hey foe me 1 wou BC a here ou®wund that way looking for good | ‘I don't know What thn! We ne 8"|yarbor go buy," sald Misa Tillie, the] he asked. en horae’ efuses to pay a butcher's high price | the eu or L "tho human, pace |80 AFOUNS rglarize. But thero ts one {sald Mra, Jarr, “but J -salait boast | piondo Stenographer. MiZhs one Troy ts noted for," wala | fl : ere! Somebody's “ o 0 i ! \ and the butcher refuses to sell for) . 3 | this teal. | sand without sinking ankle deep in| satis about that—i¢ any |aboutit. ‘Th A isa y's ringing. I'd lke to suggest,” snapped MI89/ wT always thought ‘Tro: ) lean? ‘The price of turkeys wan Hel) A ya4 househt 4 In Pau Carine says ME Ankle deep 1m) sate tT yreake into this houso het; | Go see If It Is the ma Primm, “that Bobbie and Miss Till] for collars," said the Hose en we eet sat 87 cents yer pound, and yet butch. |P an nt! nH 9. Ranting Met | phey pave adopted th snd bra fb be getting into debt.” | ye was the man, and he served a} go in for vaudeville.” Into his private office lo wane \ hi i igen) BY ch we for future ¢ vatity and love, | °2 1» @ principle of | only seca r cal Yhen the 4 ere demanded 40 and 45 cents Berle tat the preven When a nyu onters the clolater ehe re.| the anowaboe, Ls “ym glad nobody bears you talking | subpoena that Mr. err had beon| «fz aia last night," sald the boy. A aT dian encom Miss | pound. I other words, one ald) rime of purciiuse maine for a certain tine on proba-| tt 1a said to be physically tmpos:|that way,” sald Mra. Jarr. “We are | dodging for two months, “You merely saw the show." are." Toy wae | what they asked or went without, aa) This price was mu Hon, hap: eaaae tne te ve 1 then | aible for iy Over desert | jue am well off as a lot of other| "Oh, well,” sald Mrs Jarr, “it| “Yes, but I went in for vaudeville.” | «,,) tens pintld, Bobble, “He's get we usvally do. R27. gould buy the aho hae tuken the. laut 1 people who do have thelr homes|might have been your Cousin Arthur All I got to say,” chimed In Miss] "What place ls noted tor Won't Meet Evening World His GakOd 13 bie vows he Moth | na’ paine |robbed. Even tf we did not lose much | who bad become # millionaire out! mie, “is that If funny looks brought| asked Popple ” collanet St agg eee ‘ narticgs skin comes off, | we could say wo did.” | West, ‘Those things PO happen success in Vaudeville, a certain per- Aonrnao.” rented the boy. f ave be ne wit , \ gid « ol th nf ” r re woul bro apy apap What greatest of 4 A uttered untold)” vphen you thinx the call from thia| “Dut never vo me nald Mr, Jars, aon around here would be a bigeer| was followed by time bitty door he tock’ ts called mother myaterious unknown ls equally in- eyeing the subpoena dolefully, bead-liner than Edna Tanguay.” ink eraser, and ap ; j ‘ - ’