The evening world. Newspaper, December 4, 1917, Page 18

COMIC PAGE About Plays and Players By BIDE DIEDLEY we e ” # worth wretne " "i Te deny 5 ‘ ’ the dour of the 1 Th , u Is the real playwrights ¢ ey are either tinke with Wbrettos oF & staking vacatt The real demmnatinta fear war conditions Tt jon't wan 4d material to fail merely because n't exactly fit the appeal of the ne nloof, low ever, there are thovweanda of theatres nm this ¢ ry which must be kept pen, and mw al pleces cannot hold Mr an y of them, # wards at w Near errieite it x: 00 ou to got ANB SPenooves you to 4VAY OF DIVERSION. Tevise Cizaie atarts to make @ cake ul wide git mighty busy and for the kitchen make a break to keep our eyes on Lizzie. We know she'll mix some chockeriate an’ some will be left over, an’ that will go to me an’ Kate an’ Bill an’ Kit an’ Rover, There's also bound to be a lot of dough she won't be usin’. She says we act like we're half-shot. She tells us we been boozin’. We scrape the pans till they're ‘most dry. We love it more than candy, an’ when we've cleaned ‘em good we sigh because it wus so dandy, Old Hover gits to lick the pans when we quit scrappin’ ‘bout ‘om. They fit so well In Rover's plans he jist can't do without ‘em. When Liagie starty tu make a cake the rag nie gits to chewin', Tho whole ed bunch she tries to shake, but | sir--nothth’ doin’! SUCH A STINGY MAN! said Harry Davidson, chief no, “Bay,” of the Friars Pipe Bquad, lust might, “I t a good Joke for you,” “we replied happily. wan you! “ on the level!" earnestly, “To-day we were talking about stingy man. A friend of mine ¢ with: ‘He's a regular miser Then came the nifty. Well, L said, ‘you might sufely call him a man of marked ‘pecuntaritte: Harry ts a big fellow, well able to defend himself, so what could we do? A REGULAR "ROMANCE, THIS! Little did Mile, Marguerite Pattl, a desert dancer in “Chu Chin Chow,” know that when she leaned out over the footlights at the Manhattan Opera House on the show's opening night, she Was soon to face the preacher man and hear the wedding ceremony read. But she's in line for that very thing. When she did the leaning on that fateful night Vincent Yardum of No, 605 West 187th Street | was in the front row, He was fas- t cinated by the lean and he obtained i apermission to send Mile, Patt! towers, he florist entered Into the spirit of Harry went on| | JOK'S CAR ‘ f - f ise (e f | ‘ ‘ " | a) g HLL GE 1, vuw thew P teers eae | Tats / MMT MOISE, f | duet FIeTERN ‘ ’ weve - |) Fateuste rer! | " aut 47 ot ) e 1 AMD Tg Wee & 3 ( ; ; ) @e } A a lov ' | ‘ (} ( “ }1, GO! ( Daan , \ f l ._— vos - f NARY A LINE FROM ) ( AW! 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GOSSIP. ‘The Professional Woman's Loogus will hold {te annual bazaar Dec, 6, and § at No, 1999 Broadway, After two more weeks at the Astor, “The Very Idea” will go to Chicago | for @ run. ‘The New York News Photographers | If you | WHEN DID YA HEAR 1T FIRST Ada! WHAT Did lTern YA? Is A NEw ASW UNCLE THONG I BET YA. UNCLE TH! LEARNED ME IT Jm CAPTAIN JINK-TH oF THA HorTHE MARINE TH J FEED MY HORTHE ON CORN AN TRAN? “TH UR | ‘| are to be entertained by various stage | favorites at their annual dinner at | Keen's 44th &reet Chop House Jan. 5. | “Cheer Up” has begun its fifth month at the Hippodrome. Since it opened Mr. Dillingham has interpo- lated at least @ dozen new acts and specialties, Sevilanita, (he Palais Royal, owns a set of cas- tanets which are over 300 years old She is the sixty-first dancer to ua them Edgar Selwyn has instructed the the Spanish dancer at COPYTIANI, 1917, Press Pubiiening Co. (N.Y. 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