The evening world. Newspaper, December 1, 1917, Page 10

COMIC PAGE About Plays and Players Hy BIDE DUDLEY sngmnent Lienmernen iegem bas * ’ nt Themes ‘ rire ' “4 ‘* « frowka, ¢ Pieten We i vel and de Mearns) “THE MAINGOW GIFL. Kaw & product ' to Piiiede ‘ tain, It _ He Parker BY WAY ba ov My fathe t alt tume: ob ort amoker, M a beeen five mother thinks her Mut al junt keep! ute a circle on my | but It feels funny on Geo whit They can't nobody beat iny dad: that I'll bet real money, One day he put one ‘round my none. eck exactly Ihe a, collar, J wet right #till until it br and then let out a holler, I things Mom calls him down, ol # just gives him thunder, She's rig eometini but when it comes t smokin’ he's a wonder THE MIGMATED SOCKS. Gamuel Shipman, a playwright with | went to « party at tho/ orge Kaufman ono night| recently wearing a dark brown sock | and a light brown one. Naturally the asvemblage observed the mismated appearance of the Shipman ankles and indulged in numerous comments. When at Jast the playwright’s atten- tion was called to the socks, bis brow knit and he gave forth a bon mot: | “What difference do miamated socks | make,” he asked, “when they cover intellectual feet?” A BRAND NEW POET. Herbert Flansburgh, an bag are man of Bridgeport, Conn., bi oped into a regular poe! ry ia just sent us a copy of a book of his verse, printed for private distribution, and honest, folks, it's really worth Here's just a taste called “Actior 1 BS Sad That ill not stand, 1 Kia forgive ome that wil use the sand NAME ON APPLICATION! A young army officer, whose home in in New Jersey, went to seo "May- time” at the Shubert the other night and actually fell In love with Posey Wood, a featured member of the cast “Do you think,” he writes us, “that the lady would write me if I dropped her a note?” We think Peggy Wood JOE'S “TURKEY” SHOW. Joe Fiynn, comedian and sleight- of-hand man, took a “turkey” show | up State nksgiving Day and the natives just it up. -——- | "TWOULD REQUIRE STRENGTH. Fatty Arbuckle wants to make a bucking-horse film for the Paramount, ut they can't find a horse strong enough. OBSERVATIONS. Broadway hears there is to be | ‘Tammany theatre party soon. They'll probably see “Tiger Rose | Nat Goodwin isn't to be divorced again, Divorce, like everything else, finally palls on a person, A street car conductor who struck @ passenger was sent to jall for ten days. This is ro time for atrikes The war so far bas cost Germany 427,000,000,000, And yet some of us complain when our wives want to buy @ fow thousand-dollar dresses, Gossip. Mme. Lillian Breton will sing at the concert of the Catholic Actors’ Guild to-morrow night. Jesse Wenck, Assistant Treayurer at the Knickerbocker Theatre, goes to Upton Monday. Clifton Crawford will head the con- | cert bill at the Winter Garden to- | morrow night The chorus giris of “J tern” want to the ice at the to charity. The Red Cross expects to profit by hundreds of thousands of dollars from | ed Cross Day at the theatres Friday | ternoe Dec. 7. | Just 2,642 children saw "Cheer Up” at the Hippodrome yesterday af noon. This breaks the kid record at | she Hip. Negotiations are on between Adolf Jack O' Lan- | ave skating parties on foo and give tho fees | lish manage the ballet, Coliseum, Londc Nellie King, sister « movie fame, has been assi«: Frazoe-Arth farce. arly,” which wiil open in Atlantic City Monday James W. Mathews, the absolutely correct English house manager of the Hippodrome, was astonished to receive an application for work from John Bul} yesterday, John, incidentally, ts | from Chicago, He wanted a job aos doorman. | A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, A Harlem man bousts that he has obtained seventeen different kinds of | 1918 calendars already, | FOOLISHMENT. Bengt Anu they por Bis et Hieeos and King; ited old Uhings,"* ‘hat does the moon weigh?” ‘ot much.” “How do you know?" “Why, the sun makes the moon- Evening World Daily Magazine — JOW'S CAK Mrs, Jinks's Eye Is Stilt Intact! er SITIES wore > en menos r See — -— « we rw ef Ae 4 ten Manet Sets om 5 cn ‘ “ | lum 104 , « a HEM ute Tignes IC ue OM N \ cqmrers Oe re are ts } 10 HANG “STuw swe e Til ie ROAD Aa Soeet THMees } | atte emcee vom eve curl! | frie GWE Crime at | HAPPENED Te (1 AAG Aa ‘ onmeg "7 |) Vee Oe READY Icncoteny f) e) 4 BIG LITTLE FAMILY Clock! By Bud Counihan THE £0 Y'BLEW Home 7 >) Sou Gap (1 6AM" wa OH! 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