The evening world. Newspaper, November 30, 1917, Page 24

le COMIC PAGE S’MATTER, POP?” About Plays and Players Ky BIDE DUDLEY kirvtew | Hiveet, ney, dames Co st son will appear in The F ne Walter, Jaman Monte by Tommy Gray 176 A REAL THEATRE The Mesers, Ahubert wieh to Im | a0 on the puliic mind the fret that their new theatre on the JOE'S CAR Siroet Root la a regular playhou no rental jo amoking y' wih je a ¢ioek. | es : _ oe . i| Poets wien) | what Does | } ( BY WAY OF DIVERSION r wet —_— Silas McGuagin, in Peeweeplee ; This Hindenburg line ain't #0 @eel tat WusT ) any more, ‘The se a i Have A FEW) THE 504 f Lost 1 ns that him 6 fo Cad | DOWN “WE SEWER | ¢ covered t of advice if I That he has bee ea } ! taking my tips | can gee, but how he T, L ‘ Fy got hold of ‘em mystifies me; You ‘member 1 anid to you boys In this store they wasn't much good in trench Aghting no more? They've got to 76) climb ont and go over t onve they get started, « . should stop, Well, Byng yead in some paper somewhere my thoughts on the matt use, I de ugh, sald: rotion to scoff at what doing to win over ther ought to have some nice wear.” Silas got mad, and he euid: “You're a dunce, Since you ‘want to quibble, I'll leave x uat once Tle went through the door and he #trode down the strect. Said Grand: | pa: “Old Si is a regular treat.” HE GUESSED IT. Otto Harbach while in I fecently with his new musi “Going Up,” was approv Negro hotel porter, wh ‘what the play was abou “It's about an aviator,” r < {I ch, “You know what an avi- . a Tae ‘ator is, don’t you?” 3 : “a DOUP* & ; “Oh, sho!” replied the neg “It's | u —— one of them cages what they keeps ? birds fn at tho aquarium.” é q “That's right,” was the Mbrettist’s 4 ealy comment. | | 8) WHOSE TEETH. | Somebody lost a sot of five tooth b pent a Performance of “The Gay ex.” at the Forty-elehth deere eatre Tuesday night The ment wishes the owner would ~ call for them as soon as possible as ‘ehey are snapping at the treasurer, [| IT PROVOKED HARRIS. Charles K. Harris, who never puts Bis age more than fifty, was dist. terday when he received the fol: ‘ sa) I wing letter from Toledo: ys = “Dear Bir—Please send me some old = u een Your stough of about y years old and all old- ‘fift Nd 1 al } want to use them in a cafe edo, Obio, and oblige « doa and her noted inc ! 17 SEEMED LIKE SUNDAY Every, Sunday Jack N orth and ‘Harry Watson, Jr. of Ade and | Kinds of 1 go to Sea Gate and thave a shooting contest, using shot- | uns and olay pigeons. Yester inorning they took thelr guns and hi Biasen reached Sea Gate when Harry | - >| uddenly grabbed Jack's arm, | | “Hay,” he eaid. “We've got to get ®) bright back to Broadway’ \ iq] “Why?” asked Jack. | af} {i “Blame it all!” came from Harry | | ts f*This is Thanksgiving Day, not Sun a mel | \day. We've got a matinee.” /, \ | i} | It had seemed so much like Sunday ~ = to both that they had for " wasn'l GoOssiR. Fred Thompson is in Polyclinic Hos- ipital = Billy Jerome, by the way, has a new | ‘war song called “When the Yanks CG “Come Marching Home.” About 3,500 p in “Jack O' la Tormances yest Another show that turned @way was “Odds and Ends of | how at the Bijou ‘A thousand boys and girls, who won| | rr de, corn raising, contests in Ohio, will se lay ( Up” at the Hipp aw Fred Stone at the two per-| | p | - Tis You adams? L 1 1057 504 DOWN “THE SEWER IN FRONT OF GARAGE YESTERDAY! L wink PAT Fis tT Joe LET me | REMINDS ME OF || THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY “ Nozin! Vez! RY) YER “CHICKEN * ev! own! ») BACK ee GRINDOTON E GEORGE en Senn Evening World Daily Magazine What's More, the Youngster's Glad He Isn't a Kitten! | o4 He ea, 4 S wont ears, ‘ The “Half” Was Gone Before He Got It Back! 50¢ Is 5. 50% | No use. WASTING MONEY WHEN YGoNNA Buy A GAR! 1, Vebe father of a ne The appears to have will sung at the ¢ ou! ave “ers u Iilieased Sacrament Tis! Stre ~ SEE IF WE Can Tiroadway, to-morrow at 10 A oe . ORT THAT ODD AQUA VASE 4 VIOLETA ARRIVES Vioteta, a_ notet arrived in New Yor Joy,” beginning to-night A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY The papers sa’ Maurice devia the crisis in Haly is over, but th po —_ give no hint a¥ to what Wa "| Liainks about it FOOLISHMENT. ¥¢ " FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE He--You mpress 1 ; ‘They & ut the other, | | Corners MaKe She so your DENTS ~ IF \T WAS & ROUND VASE Mayee HUsBY " WoVLLe FAW FoR Bumstead’s ITEASIERS hee ad 10 ‘SC ME W HERE IN NEW YORK" NAW. vicor can START A bE ENOUGH “THINGS | of BIUTRE ¢ AUC TOW Pini JecHve FOR. OoR Paaior | \ mom HUMORIST. ¢ MANTEL Paece! 7 An Auctioneer and His Wares Are fasta Parted! Wiy- FRIENDS! TH piTiLE ¢ CUCKOO IN THIS HERE GQock, 4 WOULD BE ASHANED: 1" “OME QUT AN! USTEN vo J Suc & Bip!l ONLY 2 F MAKE TH BRO SING FFER ME "THREE ANO HALE! oo THey must THINK Hey RE, FLING ag wht A CENTA eoint “THE AUCTIONEER'S & FUNNY THE BOOBS HE'S ALWAYS HE CALLS IT "KNOCKING Pown "THE siuee yeT RES Friday, November 30, , Ow DOYA Kiow in Done ear Comrie’ 104 rane Paandhiog Po iw ¥ oening Word) Suk&, iT Took me HOUR mcd er GOSH, tot A Foo! THEY ‘CHarae. 15¢ AN HOUR FOR. Pat's Time" en By Bud Couniha WELL WOT DYE oe) _ EXPECT, ba ART oY NYS A WHOLE CHICKEN ? SAME ee: “ 0) DcneKen By Ray Herman “Joce?) A’ BIRO" OF aor WEL, *"Watcna®) ONLY THE IME "FLIES" KICKIN’ ABOUT — 7 | OR DEAR! Now THAT VE Got A FOR A SeTOO-SyerS PROBABLY STOP KICKS “THAN THE