The evening world. Newspaper, November 27, 1917, Page 20

= ba SF comse race | — Fvening World Daily ——— [Tuesday, November 27, 1013| About Plays i ‘S*MATTER. POP.” Then What Are They After They Become Bald + By C. M. Payne an ayers Fo.ws Weodeave »] DARLING j ARGUING, THAT MAM By BIDE DUDLEY . ? 4 = iG w or vecae Vee OF racdusems | IMPOR MATION «+ Val yw patrons peying the tax of 4180 carde turned to the number, it w @he epinion that it would for the m 200 pat roi it & priv went. BUCH A JOKE! Wat Wills, the comedian, lias a ahier, Natatic M Willa He war talking about ber the other day “1 weighed Nataile to-day,” be aatd “and she bas gained «ix pounds to A Bargain: Seldom “ Is" —It's Usually “ Was"! four weeks” a “Aa ialaanerns i = - = = “No woi.ver!” anid a friend. SKY OE, y, RE INTERES E } IM it - f * “i (en — lt 3 Wij.” esked the comedian. ous [S IMAGINE A GUY WILLING “THINK OF ‘ITT As es ' - een Te Gc | F Si --vER, ge Mecsas” replied, the. friend, oe lag Ay (> |] SELL A eT “Hauppacn’, 1 | | AS NEW = T kNow THE CAR = soil Se DD ka SB) OW, HE SoLd CT Ths | Dan fe COINS AH- MUNG waigu.” all AYA “THINK ©} > HIS FINE CONDITION ~ “tivo New tox W475 Joe! i Wis BIRD? Nhe AKL MORNING ~1 WAS JusT GROWING “Th' Go-o00-up! OR A BARGAIN? EXTRA “TIRES ~ ONLY RUN _! t za J THAT CAR MYSELF I! “TELLING YOU WHAT A BY WAY OF DIVERGION. I'm feeling sort o° silly, or willy-nilly, 1 don't know Ju ly what that means, Hut why Mesnt to mention was that It's my intention to write a rhyme on oystor stew or beans. However, I'tn so lazy I know you'd think me crazy if I ehould say that beans were lovely food. Bo, after quite some think! fi wdc Sia | BARGAIN (Tr Was! and with my old heart sinktn 1 just forget the beune—they‘re a = YEAM UT blamed LI Ni that, of Ge peicate es Ss sestalias aite.~ bom on (4 ee bas catght mo. 1 don't know what NEARLY (TIN? ? to aay of oyster stew. Somo peopls think it's dandy, but some prefer atick caddy. So what on aak you, can I do? Sonte oysters aro delicious; of some I'm qui picious. I wonder why I sald that, anyway! This stuff is simply awful.’ Ita dawgote near unlawful, Let's cut it out and have no rhyme to-day. ASH'S DREAM. qharney ernard'n wife ts Take. | THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY Luke Arrived Just in Time to Play the Seventh inate and told her of a dream he had ex- Gio FIN ~ --NISHED! nm 5 “[ dreamed you divorced me," ho! aa — . ae : ! “ GAY, WALTER= "WHY “THAT. GAME ») soret, divotyn, you te" long!'ss. yal Om THis 1 THY VIG UeTOMERS ARE” )(DAWGONE “PARTICULAR "SYEAK" You the = suceeas.” | og let oY _(BURE SOME NOK 7 SOU SARIN act tome an) REFUSED BEFORE - BuncH! / n % Lsetin oily seuss be 0 E GUEob 1% a Te (rosor eins) Pant! HUH? io li Hingbam a rbyne so io the March King noon after he dis carded oard. Mr. Dillingham was der the Sousa shaving faced Io until he re- 0 “pome.” Now he is con- yineed of tho truth of the report Fere’s the rbyme; ls edge head de hing Koat"* and “The mid snp Rorvrer. © sermon tn Jo Union forever will "tid the \rumpete Unst blew (> toner shrill and weird ‘he brewene had donee Unvewice ‘ocr hols teste Le thm Uo brown, with tatou aad with stacy olnted | Thg, dignified House, he himuted to Mae Sohs Vidup bows with suary-yoinind beard. | ae of the drum and thi | of found, led? O%, hing "mt te eae. eke bel ‘Pelt * a) ‘ Ort! thee Tee rately Se ee rau wine ‘aay Gey ri the Bae yon tie ee “Joke Pittip Note yet wat once bid tia! one yet Wat once “ UP To ME u4 Ger MY ee our! = = oe = SUTTER 111, Hreme Witehing On (MY seveming Werte ® LIFE IN THE BRONX. A man approached Jake losenthal, manager of the Bronx Opera House, recently, and asked if much “tran fom" business was dono at that the- atre Ho meant “transient.” “Yea,” replied Jake, laughing at the thought of the joke, “a Uttle man clin! through my transom and stole my overoont.” Credit for this one must go to Jake and no one olve. At least, we lusist that it doesn’t go to us. Gossip. | ‘The opening of “Over the Top" has been postponed to Deo, 1 | Mary Jayne bas joined the “One Pay in June” company | k Tloney bas sold his yacht, The alee, He says be'd rather sail a | polo pol The 100th performance in New York | of Guy Bates Post in “The Masquer- | ader’ takes place at the Houth to- night Algernon Ethelbert MacHugh in- | forms us that a “Welc mat waa stolen from the Jefferson Theatro last ight. Inerva Coverdale, who has been In London about a year appearing in musteal productions, will arrive in New York next month Van and Schenck, the popular mu fical entertainers, will give a ball at ari Hall on Dec, 8 They head a| dunce club “SOMEW HERE IN NE W YORK" " Putting the Move in a Moving Picture Moves Even the Camera Man! A acrubwoman found a poc ketbook | | He Forgot That a Revolving Door Is a “ One-Way” Trap! 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Don't HE 76 At Le} A Philadelphia man, when thrown from # Colorado bucking bronco, was | sorry for the horse, Me thought it WORK_@uT NOT THAT BAD THAT /'D! TAKE ANYTHING FOOLISHMENT. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, He-You're not aw fut us you used to be. She—It plenses me to hear you say that. He--Well, you're not—yo: futter —_——— iy 0 “i te tae Maree for sid every where oom ASD Philes ta: