The evening world. Newspaper, November 17, 1917, Page 12

aa — - comIc PAGE Fvening World Daily Magazine ‘“S'MATTER, POP?” Six-Elevenths of “Temperament” Is Just Plain “Temper"'! About Plays and Players Ween 1 Ger Pouw | | {] as } - ———— T a opaiaeiitasaseniasEadgs Pl ve Just Gor | On wars rHe | tla Goes our on “le } r \ Graer to Finds Tea / TEMPERA Ment vem relia wats | Racw Fence Am | 7 ¢ | "oT | “6 raat F BIDE DUDLEY (MAUGHTY, 4 MAY [wean tr in a! ) wii rie m= oe Car | [AM Fradrs Aut mont) | |. found our 1_ Boon, @ ) 1 Se ‘ OMPLTING with the request of v s e t L an ' iC] Menry P Daviaow that the / t af theatres help the Med Crom on 15 ) Friday, Deo. 7, the Mesers, Bhubert \ | | heave arranged to give epecial per formancen that day in ail of their the atres throughout the United Mtates ‘The “grows receipts of each perform gnee will KO to the Med Crome In Now Tork apecia! matinens will be given at | the Winter Garden, the Forty-manth @ireet, the Ahubert, the Broadhurst, | the Cosine, the Thirty-ninth Mtreet, the Bijou, the Piymeuth, the Rooth, the Astor, Maxine Wilictt’s and the | Forty-Fourth Street Koot. F | | ef? GPOOFING JULIAN ALFRED. | One of the chorus giris of Norworth & Shannon's revue, “Odds and Enda of 1917," approached Jack Norworth 10 a9 S Cc AI the other day and told him eho was) « us x 5 5 10 use her family name Kiine in the a Some One Please Pass Joe: the Smelling Salts! By Vic future A few minutes later Julian A . J fred, the stage director, was putting the girls through a new number, pro 1 paratory to the Now York opening at ; the Bijou Monday night, when Mr.) | Norworth stopped bim. ' ’ ! ieneniiesniis — eifiiiantlenes a — _ —_—_—____- —_ - ————_—— | ‘ ] JOE (VE BEEN THINKING UT Aut ovEk AND IVE DECIDED an wor! Son gov a} S WERE DO we) q GO FROM HERE! ? — ; SHE'D TURN UP HE rose. |] - DAWG ONNIT, Now THAT HEE | SO HIGH IT'D NEVER Come. HELE SHE Cony MOTHER S Given HER “That DOWN AGAIN' = { WioH HE UP LIKE A HEARS SWELL Fuk: Coat | WONT | | MOTHER WOULD KEEP HER | AS WELL SPRING IT AN’ HAVE py CAR “WE OUGHT Te DARE TELL HER I'M GONNA \, Olb JUNKIE p] & IT aver wit we Le GET Buy A FLivveR! y ae) , ss ) Nes “Oh, Julian,” he called, “put Miss Kine in Mins Squires's place every: | where in used.” Mr. Alfred's face was a study of disconsoclation. It jooked as though he would have to rehearse balf a dosen numbers all over again, Finally be ! pulled himself together | “Miss Kiine—where “He sang out Mise Squires. going to be Mias Kline hereafter. ‘ ‘Tho stage manager went out in the alleyway and took @ kick at @ stray vate j FAMILY NOTE. Theodosia, Bernard, Pauline, Marque and Esther Goodman have had their family name changed to Bara. Theo- dosia is better known as Theda. Thore | you have the whole story. , SHE'S A STAR NOW. Klaw & Erlanger and George C. ‘Tyler, managers of “The Country Cousin,” have elevated Alexandra Carlisle of that company to stardom. THE BIG LITTLE FAMIL THEY WERE COSTLY. When Lew Fields heard that Sec- retary Daniels wanted field glasses for the navy he went a pair to Wash- ington. “I'm really glad to get rid of them, he paid, while standing in the wings of the Century. "They cost me thou- wands of dollars at Sheepshead Bay, Belmont and Aqueduct.” BASIC IDEA 18 JEROME’ The book of “The Rainbow Girl,” the next Klaw & Erlanger musical production, is founded on Jerome K. Jerome's comedy, “Fannie ee the Servant Problem.” This p was once produced at Wallack’; ‘Theatre in New York under the title of “The ady Bantoe WELL I “THINK Hey! rf ITS EXCELLENT MANAGER | Yezzel WoT + “TH’ THAT FATHEADED COMPLAINT ’ WAITER WANTS v7 ‘ JO PERSUADE “ME _ 1% COFFEE! ——— ee ! | MR, DILLINGHAM'S ESCAPE, When Houdini escaped from a strait jacket on Broadway near 43d Street recently, Charles Dillingham, ‘uto, became hopelessly mixed rowd. Having an urgent dat: at the Century, ho started north on foot, but again found progress well- | wJgb impossible. Finally he dodged across 45th Street to the Astor stage entrance, through the courtyard to tne atage entrance of the Fulton and across 46th. Street to the stage en- trance of his own Globe Theatre, A BACHELOR BILL friend, passing, shouted: — “Hey, Captain, are you trying to righ, 3917, Prose Publishing Co (NY Bvenn wright or a personal rep- f one of your stars?” replied Mr, Dillingham. “Um merely proving that I'm somo escape artist mysel! This Ink Well Must Have Been Filled With “Fountain” Pen Ink! — ¥ a) Charles Kennedy and Phillip Dun- ning have written a comedy, It will roduced this season, oel Haddon has returned from California and has again joined the Washington Square Players. Hugh V. O'Rourke has resigned as manager of the Screen Club and ts now night manager at the Friars’, The Messrs, Shubert have post- poned the first performance of “The Star Gazer" at the Plymouth from Wednesday to Thursday. When Justine Johnstone goos away | with “Over the Top” for {ts prelimt- nary performances a big doll that looks exactly like her will be hostess | at her Little Club. | The Screen Club will hold its sixth | annual ball in the Gold Room at the | Hotel Astor to-night, Film stars of all sizes and shapes will attend The second edition of “Hitehy Koo" will surely be unfolded Monday | — night at Hitebcock's Theat Capt ©, Kavanaugh, a well- play Friar, has been selected as| ~~ - _— a = aide to Col. John M, Carson, Capt ne two line oninieoea a “A mony Kavanatigh bas been in the trane: These two lines of dummies are your] me word—dash me if it's not—it's a mead enti, Huns, Ata signal you are to jump| blooming ~mystery—the —lad's on Georgia Manatt has been added to the trench, bayonet the first man, | springs—blow it all, he's coming back! a lg gag lh a eA ee fall on your face, arise, get over the Officer (standing beside him) Moses mater ney Hillock, ‘bayonet your second man—| What's that you said, Colonel? aes tamieey rev then turn quickiy and repeat the op-| Colonel (turning purpie tn the face) ation on your Way buck, The man|—I've just had the wits of me knocked SSS using the device for a few days » wrote him as follows: “I bought one of those belts, but it | did not help me a bit.” By wire came back this answer: “It helped me. I own stock 4m the COULDN'T WASTE HIS VACATION | look at excess as the young wife did. |Company, Samuel L, Clemens,” | - . Camp Comedie By Alma Woodward and the Bijou Monday. Guy Hunter, tho only blind motion] Covstigt, 1917, by The Wren Pullishing Oo, (he New Yors Bveaing W Se, Dletie Feeokd age an Ane BR ten SOUBIy epee ait hie wan t : SUMS Oreenist in the worle, wae 4 £0 shall be ff of instructors| With the wobbly eyes—got his man | 66P) OOZF even gets into men's va- de jald w young wife, ‘I eigenen been engaged to play ut~the Broad ecuas HIS E ARLY TRAINING, during my square in the stomach every tin cations and tangles them 4 stop drinking. Every UNEXPEGTED VIRTUE way Theatre. His secretary sits be- amp Wadsworth, Time: Morning. |, A (whisp By ok at poor) and Is back a good ten lengths ahead up," declared a temperance to one of those ban- PON a recenté side him and Prompts him. | (A grizzled British Colonet, with steet-iue eve d | Jones! He's on the verge of throw-| (Lieut arrives at his original | 19. : os toc of yours you get up the next SUS TESA Caen oe Vane mnie ie / i ue one and ruddy vhevk, aent|ing a fit, A n's at a terrible dis | spat and 6 ands at attention, The | ecturer some time ago, “A man 4 ing pale and wilent, you eat town of a politician who at one ie Governn o instruct our bows in bayonet work, ix addreas- |Udvantuge When you get him all| thers follow "way In the rear—and | the steamer for Boston with his wife i EE 1 r ANSWER 1 dag a aati os = a8 it ou g him a n b , you just gulp down ten o1 time served his country im @ ERS TO INQUIRIES. 9 a small class of officers: in the open, Among them there is one, rather | MCPVOus Just. before a test, Wait'll| breathless. They stare in amaz But the minute be got ahsari he dis sian of “water. Do atop |high legislative place, a number of you ace, Ho's going to get the call-| When they see Jones in ahead « 1 ! * ? tee, It's lucky it's not something he| Colonel (walking up to Jones)—Te) | Mle they call the se Some hours ‘Al great men have tern drink {#2 obituary notice, n be shunted to the guardhouse| me, me lad, where did you get your | /#ter his wife hurried down to the Jing men,’ said Jim, ‘Look at Poe,|. “What shall we say of the former Senator?” asked one of the men. , Just put down that: he was al- Well, Jim,’ sald the young wife, | Ways faithful to his tru 1 member of ou just swear off till you become a| , "And." queried a cy man, (oo, and I'll ba. satis. | the group, “shall we mention the name >uck. @hneider—seo N. T, Graniund,| Paler than the reat, with a wervous, sorting cus vada Lesw offices, Putnam Building. OL. (slaing. up’ hiv. pupllay—it'e | eee ee M. E. Levy—Helen Ware starred in iC Pale ts ba | A (from corner of his ‘ “The Price." Audrey Maple was in bipcei Aeticantenrtsetea | ROME) =H “Good Night, Paul” at the Hudson 4 | boys—this ee watks gic Jone to fawncy but you 1 - | wet the Hun with a knife—w A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | We've beon at it t meting—and not |couldn’t get in the army with that, | for. early training? Are you perhaps a| bar and said to him ut Charles Lamb, look at Burns, | ust t's flerce to get & bawling out like | B (seeing the Colonel's flery éye| soldier of fortune? pees on /duckanditlatts amb, at Burns, loo! Junat, ian’t i? travel thelr way)—Shut up, or you'll] Jones (quaking) oir. h, George, come up 6 if get something you don't expect! The} Cplonel (putting a' hand on pis| Moy the scenery. Tho aollls and old, boy's got ears shdulder)—Speak up! Don't be afraid. | Woods are just beautiful.” r (sternly)—Remember—the frat rd for three years | The blotter 1s one 22 the greate; and we've hing o portance ab tinwwavers tu the casi the greatest =o 1 ve learned our bitter Jesson, | (ing of |mportan bout a bayonet alone! (holding up his hand)—We! Your spearing work was magnificent! After swallowing his ninth beer Washington ur of the trust in OUnK msn, If you can't keep your|!* to Spear your adversary—not the {reps 9 Miers, When this shot Is| domme it it was not! Where did | George growled, “Aw, what do I care sarees easels ~~ — a iW cia alan ct Se ee © seconi baTataa emember 01 —tha ou learn to spear? Where teorge growled, “Aw, ‘ 4 , LOOLISHMENT. Hees piano TF 'm \OnESE paris a aie, hatha ory yore td with | the Hive and ot Het nteecth spd ies? So epeart “Where 'tavs youll se your hills and Woods? Do you NOT WHOLLY WASTED. INSTRUMENTS OF PRECISION. | han that, you will be run through. | ing fing your second marke oayonet n obifterated hy scarlet blood—-| Jones (eagerly)—In a bourding | think Tm gonne, ie. ey YRONSE SGARUT IUUNGTON, _ the CCURACY is one of the mast 4 |Sir, by the first Fritz you encounter young chap, you agitat a me that you are facing the worst enemy | house, sir—the¥ picked on «me for | over scenery?” —P thfinder, 48, WAS a protege of Mark A necessary qualifications of the Phen sod thiek | A (startled) —Does he mean met You'll never learn to operate |20U WH ever meet—thut the fairy] years because &w ag mild and T got —eecennp wain during the latter years present-day business girl—o1 | entirely too weeuty {and that will bring this war to an| dished on the potatdbs each meal GOOD ADVICE ) \ sirlmor B (sotto voce) —No, he means Lieut FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, |). nc. tll I got on to the trick of spea nother p! In was not conversati eerie # road used] so it would appear from the follow! jend (Bang!) = | (There is wild confusion—much dust LIVING ¢ Rhode Island, said overheard the other day tem fre always noticed that guy sed on th te back | 1n the park: eun-|—a a ‘So | answered the phone, tes when they were | MW sal ivecruit (in the trenches) Vhere | i x { kh do 1 go when the eennnee pam tere |had a syncopated shake to his lamps, | fortunate 1 Jone, Who hakgete | melAnEE of khaki—fendiyh yells, | in earnest conversation starts? . especially at chow, Nice boy, though, | {hough he'd welcome « trenc Prat | of football favor, and a fading of fg-| Colonel (curlously)—Yos, but Providence, apropos of n ty a new|and he sald, ‘Is Mr. X. there? Veteran—That' t to 4 I wonder wh te 6h. | or a flock of shrapnel with open te the lands The Colonel | venom=the abandon you use— the : : i eremea th ae ity, 3 land he ; ere? and I fee wee Sel By depend on ve r what he's got—St. Vitus, or | et tha wnamant> Pen arms practice scrimmage w Jones (grinning viclousiy)—Yes, sip] Bi€antic strides that the temperance) 1 2% ie ee lagi aie Nm “ue i wate me wnt wha t : a Kluge) zal German board movement is taking : “iil en OR MD Colonel (coming down to ¢ | it was 8 mun boarding house, | move ‘aki the. Saturday’ ening telescope; this , t Colonel (soliloquisin, ‘Well, ‘pon | air! “The whole country B0W #eems to Miss Illington took the advice. Manchester Guardian. selephangs