The evening world. Newspaper, November 16, 1917, Page 24

| COMIC PAGE l Evening World Daily Magazine 9 | MATTER, POP!” He “Watched for the Pretty Birdie” in Vain! About Plays as and Players | A mine wos | duwkds dee | ) ry By BIDE DUDLEY NOITHER SuPPoseD TO ir { — te ren, ovr \ ME AN My MAW | Got MY Picture! Yoow va I TRed To oir The OFFiIcan® Om ovum STReeT < To ) HAVANT, —- Jamresy im DINNER te to be held Sunday - : Vercs) A night, Nov, 2, at one of the Tur if Neve ou — hotelm, at which the meri a Did - { TS 6 of the Actors’ Kaquity Association and pa other players will meet over the rich viande with the theatrical managers and ratify the acceptance of « uniform contract covering the engaging of actors, The list of apeakers is now being comptied and it is pi that verbal bouquets will be bh over the place. The contract was Agreed upon reveral months ago after humerous conferences between man agere and actors. Afother dinner ts scheduled for when the Vaudeville Man agers’ Protective Association wilt wine and dine J, J, Murdock of the O, and Pat ¢ ‘There men have performed valiant service lately for what the managers cail "the good _ pe Vi MPLA deserve at least one ) > Sie ne C} | Cy C3 GComrrignt, 1817, Freee Fusing Ce is ¥ Reeweing Word) | JOE'S CAR Talk About “Going From One Extreme to the Other! THOUGHTFUL WALTER! Walter Hoban, the cartoonist, now at Camp Meade, writes that he ts In chaige of the work of dealing out shoes to the soldiers. “Tam giving the b {T'S A NawFUL LIFE T LEAD . DOWN THE OLD CHUTE L GO= ——_—_-—— (ive DECIDED ON A CAR WELL ,GOsH - Loosen Ue! ( “oO GET DEAR! ONE That WELL, BLANCHE HAS GOTTA HAVE. & CAR AND ILL SOLVE ya heavy shoe - WHAT is \r ? DID YoU EVER. HEAR by w é strings,” he writes, “because I feel “THE PROBLEM BY GETTING WONT WRECK OUR BANK { pont TELL me! : laaisaied OF A - ROLLS ROYCE £ KERPLUNK a : certain we are to have @ cold winter, A SECOND HAND FLIWER ACCOUNT EITHER! ‘ye. JUST HEARD OF - . quick HOLL “FIX” DOWNEY. “THAT'S A WAR-TIME BUY - . ; cer | ONE 1 CouLpnT wher Pe ose sitatyt ae | ——— - Nats SO EASY esol ' jobby ° el Martboror yen- ha NAME. Si proprietor trom ‘Glene Fule, cae FOR A WOMAN WROTE IT DOWN: downstairs. They had both attended the Hotel Men's dinner the night be fore. Dave, who !» unused to late hours, was looking serious, He put, Nie hand up to his mouth 4 the! hand shook. John saw it. “Waving to somebody, Dave?" | asked John. Dave gave him one look. “Wait till 1 get you to Glens Falls,” he said,| “CM keep you up till 11 o'clock, by golly!” HOW O’KELLY FELT. Ag an example of the fighting spirit of the 69th Regiment, New York's famous Irish body of scrappers, George Boothby tells a story about| (Her? Tom O'Kelly, the Limerick singer, | - now in khaki with that contingent. One day Mr, Boothby asked Tom how Deon In camp cuits Cie tat|; THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY If This Bird Was Locked in a Pantry He’d Starve to Death! vad Bud Counihan fo RUN — " HERE IT (5 -- Now WAITS THEN VERY LABORIOUSLY AND PAINFULLY T GOTTA CRAWL UP AGAIN! AT SAWFULS, — ~ “Goorge, Ol'm wake fr th’ want av @ batin’.” » +> = - ag ents Vato x I KNOW Y'WeNT Goop Fore AW! Doxir ouP Jets, Huteay wall cor was heard ¥ FoR Me EATS” BErFoReE ae Oe re or col s . ° . y tose ° i « felling, sncth mr , Sleht-year-old, hoy LUKE’ AT’ Joes BUT: RAZZBERRY” LUKE Have You HAD about the diet of some of the Abroad. “They're calla’ Whalen” he , BT ANY BREAKFAST ) “What docs they 4 4 ik py “ERTS ME ENE -WHEN 7 WELL You Do 2 : wer sahbd the other ia ee f= WENT “to PAY TH Pa UB Loov. IN A BAD Beis 3 “Guess they put ‘em on their BILL IT WAS FoR’ SIX WAY TRIS MORNIN’ plates,” said Young Nutt, ) BEERS” AN’ ONE . - cS | a R MUKE MANAGERS MAY AID PLAN. CIGAR ¢ George Blumenthal, who plans to establish an American theatre in Paris to give the United States troops 4 chance to see good shows, assures us that he has interested a number { of New York theatrical managers in his proposition. He will call a meet- ing of Managers soon to discuss the idea further. He wants to take an American stock company to Paris to present comedy, drama and musical comedy, DOGGONE NICE! Freddie SGchang writes us that Harry Kelly's famous fish hound, Laazie, is practising ice skating at St. Nicholas Rink. Also that yesterday Lizzie fell down and skinned off a lot of bark, ij PARIS WANTS BURNSIDE. R. H. Burnside, general stage di- rector of the Hippodrome, has re- om ceived a cabled request from M. Bor- ney of the Casino de Paris to go to France and create novelties for that theatre which would appeal to Amer- ican soldiers, SPANISH DANCER PLEASES, | Senorita Tortola Valencia, the Latin dancer, gave @ special demon- stration of her art at the Century yesterday afternoon and pleased a} very large audience, Gossip, “Broken Threads,” at the Fulton, | has brought the gallery god back. Ben Atwell is now doing publicity work for the Winter Garden, Sam Blair is putting out a Southern “Mary's Ankle’ company. Lillian Claire has the principal role. The Messrs, Shubert will produce Hugene Walter's play, "The Assas- "in Atlantic City Dee. Frank Tinney is sailing his yacht, “Idler,” to New Haven to-day to put| her In winter quarters. The Famous |} fon annour s-Lasky Cor-| it will have the} pore and bus pulled uy easy chair! a native answered, “and the otberland to bless us with rain ip abun, 3 exclusive right to film the funeral of 3 ox-Queen Lilloukalanl | ; Now that K. nd Hitcheock has mastered the baritone horn, he is « ng with a church organ. aalnmnenn 7 —_e . i b "t they let all the loonies out” 17} Berio sisters, the expert di “What's s BOR Weil,” |ob yo disgrace™ an umbrella to go|elier, Were the other lawyers inter- “Well.” replied the other, “mebbe i «| ers of the "Cheer Up" water spec sald thee, seems that at our PROUBN It sn -Everybody’s Magazine. | ested in the case, ; they ain tall 20, harmless ag this'a! cad 4 “ne school tre vening the magi- D “as Hadi At length one of the group’turned!—Yorkshire Pos : to Lin | cian asked for t an of 4 handker RIGHTS! ic OUR SELECTED ARMY 4 A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. chief, und somebody handed him a! REGULAR WORDW' ! “Pry ed. * Duke King of Las Animaa, Col., has HIS BLACK EYE “Then fetch me @ taxi at once and Around to the Ad Blalock 8) Ci tere ne minh, Un te EACHER—Now, boys, L want to ‘i ae spied Ie ncoln, "as cold as| ¢¢ HB advantage of universe Just married Queenie Regal | JERSEY man of a benevolent) don't stand there like an idiot." the | MBN fOr Iny cle juntolded the square and said: ‘Thank | eee if any of you can’ make a/it JE not in badewe wert” service.” fave i uipeeeee FOOLISHMENT. | turn of mind encountered a} now excited Yankee exclained | «Well, that in wh 5s known as the gocaneen Be ee at Devt ae aren complete sentence out of two! a.ied another. cian 10 tha’ cikoe hort autate nine ee een? small boy in his nelghborhood.| The taxi duly arrived, but by that] psychological moment for making a do- | Sheet in this town.’ And eval alive) | a so naving the same sound| “Yes.” repiled LAncoin, solemnly. “It's like the caso of the Captain of Tou tet he is. by gumi” | Who gave evidence of having emerged] time tha American had worked him-|mestic touch.” —P UTR OUPATGT: | ROE Lae OGUGE Ae RR ee tae lt | to the lear This raised a faint smile among| the man-of-war. Ho suw a new baud You often bum Angiug of s = ae é | mag’ 5 ith, jthe other lawyers, loafing by the rail. Te bum, swert bum but lately from a severe battle self into a towering rag> and roared bedelothes, and the hotel man bas! First Boy—I can, Miss Smiti | "What does it look lke theret”|NAnfLey Mert. chap tn elvé A } “fam sorry id the man, “to see]at the driver: SAFER AT THE FRONT. insisted that It was the editor's paper | Teacher—Very well, Robert. Let US| they asked, seer’ he demanded. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. {that you have a black eye, Summy."| «waterloo, as fast as blazes!” 66FT Wes a mistake for me to mar-| that was belng ‘knocked.’ "—-Wash-|, ov ag | “Very much Ike this,” sald Lincoin,|—""'A milkman, sit,’ was the reply. ( t What's the difference between a| Whereujon Bammy retorted: onthe station, pilakly - Rakes ry In order to keep from going | {ngton Star. ene | “Firat Boy-—Write right. jdryly, “All the lawyers nearest the| Then,’ roared the Captain, ‘to the \') ) water and @ ft who! You go home and be sorry a the unperturbed driv 4 remark into the a remarked the | | Teacher—Very good, fire.”"—-Illustrated World. pumps with him at once!’ "—Chicago in the river? own little boy—he got two ngphe et Aaa no the as wun i LACK OF FAITH PROVEN. Second Boy—Miss Smith, I can beat ——__- Herald. 4 Rik ubanacatis| hee Kmerican's tems mis foreheas * MPP PUKING an extended drought matt ean make three Words of I'—~| BigcOURAGING APPRECIATION. THE POURBOIRE 4 oan, ne ‘No, you ation fo hight faaeen oo D down {n the land that inspires! Wright, write right Mel macnn at ina Lame inated : POURGOIRE. c HE WAS READY TO FIGHT “eee Neneid c c ave been tn somé| ' M Third Boy (excitedly)—Hear this a ORD EUSTACE PERCY is ree | s a Acel Fig TET sort of action S08 TORI SORE. Writers: the] cen orto rite ria asked, to assist in the annual nowned for his quick, sharp wit. i: UPERFLUOUS HAIR: Sharing Cro ation ae band they tall ne ince enna! thing, | igtawend’ G Weshington called} eS em entertainment given at Christ- In New, York recently he took ps Channg uth r ell ny i | iering of his colored brethren to F .|@ taxicab to his hotel and duly pa : 5 ' Ascot wee An America PRECISELY man may & Vi eee ring Laratten tein Geet VERY MUGH THE SAME, | mas tothe inmates of the parish work: | ation (08 Peet a ieee Permanent! and Malnlesty Removed. | grew up at the station in a tux A, what is meant by the pay-| Without s a he opened his sermon, the “Rev'end™ HEN Lincoln was still on in-|house, He consented with great com-| fival, says tho Washington Star. ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED aE ae lay i “p MAREE TBARS by "| Washingtdn Be errata anapreatinnvantacit: W significant country lawyer he| plaisance, and went made up as Father!" But the chauffeur, accustomed to No Preparations or Depilaterice ad | hardly stopped, started to haul away “Have you never seen! 7” and with increasing dissatisfaction. had oceasion to travel to 0 Chrisinan, or @ tine bis entios and SOF ARATIGAN, AELFAYRER DOR, seemed a Toure tte? | your mother ask me for a check,| WE STARTED SOMETHING! | At last he lamenten: niggers {s|Small town to take charge of a case.) Dihy “What's this here for, my lord?” he mn AO ake iawl acne WA men ss ng and glower- |, .andaious and sinful, and makes my|It was a drive of some fourteen mites! 4” serap of conversation he chanced| said, and he looked at the com te gf p ri mo in the next ireig| “Oh, you, past Ing At cach other in @ PFO |Keart sore and weary and plumb| from the railroad station to the town| to hear, however, put a damper on lis| his hand with some contempt 4 ; Bumstead’s Worm Syrup. jee # hee HOST TRIO | ore ath eis ayer ‘mation tes ane vincial Y. MC. A, “Who are|afeared for your souls. Heah wo lab| ine where he was to Spend the night J enjoyment. penis rare Piricag as he turned away, & Yor BO yearn the safe und sure Remedy for \ () me to the wrong| always waits until T have had a good|the two srouches?” a salesman|gathered to beg de Lord to siop de| Wet and chilled to the bone, he ar- Ain't he enjoyin’ replied, curtly: ; LaF org, ‘il story were, ones elites station, mir" suid the porter, with a {dinner and she has brought my siipe| asked, One ls our hotel proprietor,” |Grought dat 18 burning up our ‘i ived at last, but, to his ‘dismay, | marked one old man to anothe: Drink, I'm inclined to think, Judge + &. Yoo! M.D Phila, Pa.) smile, “You want Wotarlon” ' und only a small dye built ip ing by your pose,’ sae ? (ai oe Wlitene Stnecsiien & ‘