The evening world. Newspaper, November 15, 1917, Page 20

oat vee a 0 a cman emma, = ean , ne COMIC PAGE | MATTER, POP! We'd Like to Adopt This Neighbor's Kid for Just About Five Minutes! About Plays gnenmnen a ananamees and Playe iter 3 " — _ ane aye rs o. AAs sit uy Never | Never, | | ~~ + ———— hy BIDE DLDELEY Seve = 6fW | Never Naver Goory) Go 1M Noun PANTRY - SRAM Iie | | Naver [Goovy| | 5. AN GIT ma, LARA MATHURY an | Saad | Ks - j Neve® ) Naver Lec Ja WHeErt Gloo H y " waver / ea oF 3AM! 5— ‘ ‘ an in medy « Le ” Gri o M t and a | gu — , are by Pr ‘ and | / * ii Mayline” she | y aw . ry t Mar , » | ’ o Nord ' ‘ Kina j Wallace Hopr Cari Hye Dorothy Wickson, Jean “uth 7 7 Meldab Neilson, Carlton Macy, Hern ) i eat Perrin, Louis La Mey, Charlotrs i Wakefield, Clariase stom, Ohariotte Stevenson, Wiizabeth Moffatt, Ruth ) Alexander, Marie Louisa Morrison, : 5 Kyivia Cassell, Ruth Rolling, Ma i Dorr, Kathleen Quain, Virgiam Cur : sto Saati eT, Pree Ld vag * oried i FOR ENLISTED MEN, JOE'S CAR ee — — ! The Nutional Emergency Relief ' Society, through Mra, Willan Cum: @™ pager ming Story, has arranged with 1 BEG oF YOU — = I (MPLORE You —— Tt BESEECH You — do NOT LEAVE MEL Y GOTTA GIMME A LITTLE “Tate “To THINK (T OVER DEAR ~ GOSH —THIS WAR aN’ “THE Charles Dil/ingham for « testimonial | ' t {rome Sun Now Jo€ + DO Look AT THis performance at the Hipp Sek tail be deveted torn tund to. | | CARs YOU SAID IF $ WOULD STAY establish and maintain in Manhattan IN “THE COUNTRY “THIS WINTER y g.ctep muers soldiers and entra may | | YouD GET A NEW cAR - Hak Cost ce FooD AN’ “WA, OSS LONE Xb MAKE. | be tad dll surroundings at a very moderate Now Come and see tr! EVERYTHING ! UP MY MIND tl! NEw caR ? i ! price. Many soldiers who come to * | this city o@ furlough find it very | difficult to get lodgings at reasonable aw Geet ¥ rates, and the club is meant to allevi ! 4 | 4 Gee wni22.! w HEN DID H *YOU EVES HATA Mare oe a DO YU NEED 2? ct DOESN'T | A DECISION? ANSWER ) \ ondition. The move has the s-operation of army and navy officials, Tho Honorary Pres tear Ad ati iruct ident of th miral Brad! the Treasur Others prominent in the work are | Mrs. Thomas Pettigrew Mullin Wayne, Mra. Biet H. Pars Mrs Livingston Beekman, Mrs. Charles b Goldsborough, Mra, Clifford Taber } McAllister and Mrs. C, B. Nast BY WAY OF DIVERSION. faid Silas McGuggin, in Peeweeple's | store: “The dr in't runnin’ to | heart-throbs no 1 It seems like ‘ | the people these days want to smile. . | The show with the laugh is, at pres- ent, the style. Last week, just by chance, 1 saw good old ‘East Lynne.’ THE BIG never got out of it one single grin. LITTLE F 1 BIG L JE FAMILY ‘ ’ The heart-throbs were there—but the | audience wa'n't, The manager looked pretty worried and gaunt. Hereafter I mean to be jolly myself. I'll put all my troubles away on the shelf. The world’s needin’ laughter and happi- ness, too. I mean to be jolly-—that'a fust what I do.” “Well, Silas," said Grandpa MoGee with a grin, “less see you be jolly. Perk up now, be- gin!” Old Silus just scoffed and he Jett pretty mad. Said Grandpa: “That $i boy is some jolly lad” IT WAS THE TAX. Bpencer Charters wee im the affine { Charles Fienler, manager of the Mrginia Theatre, Wheeling, recently, when @ small boy came in. | “| want to give you ‘leven cents,”| he said to Mr, Fienler. | “What for?” asked the manager, “Why, I give a show in the cellar an’ took in a dollar an’ ten cents,” came from the boy, “an' L want you to send the war tax to the nt.” HE TOLD THEM. ' Chauncey Olcott met a couple of friends in Atlantic City recently. “Oh, Chauncey, what's the name of your new play?” asked one “Once Upon a Time," began Mr Obott. “There's” — “Vait a minute,” sald the other friend. “He didn't ask you for UPSTAIRS HERE IT 16 7! EE. (READIN GIR! AN’ No DINNER ON } F TH “TABLE |! WHERE TH’ SAM HILLS TH “MId0US" ~ HARMONICA’ > SHES READIN’ A PERFUMED LETTER CHE FOUND IN “TH' (INSIDE POCKET OF ‘YOUR OLE Bive Gurr eo Tet HER tve GONE To “AusTRALia! WELL Tit Be DAWGONED — READIN’ SOME “TRAGHY NOVEL XI SPOSE—WHEN SHE OUGHTA — ee } fairy tale, What's the play's name?” “A r Q i “‘Once Upon a Time.” | BACHELO “On, cut it out. We're not chil | (LOR BILL fi dren,” said the first friend. : * - “Road ft on that oillboard then," | [Orme 01% Verm Mirting Coin V. Brevigg Word) aid Mr. Olcott, They did. It was] i “Once Upon a Time.” | i ° ’ | GO! | pas | A. H, Woods has bought a play i called “Two Streets” from Koby 5 Kohn. \ he Very Idea” will be played at Piattsburg next Sunday night Bidonia Espero has been engaged for “The Star Gazer.” The fourth season of the Neigh- ‘ borhood Players will begin Sstur- day night with “Pippa Passes.” | q Louise Beaudet and Leon Leonard ; have been engaged by John Cort for | | “Fio-Fio," his new musical comedy. | George Gould jr. is very fond of i foe-skating. He may be seen almost 7 daily at St Nicholas Rink. '* j ‘Charles Dillingham has decided | J / that Fred Stone shall play in “Jack | v o’ Lantern” in European cities after } the war. | Lenore Ulrich bas decided to spell “| | her family name "Ulric" hereafter #0 Ay people Will pronounce it correctly.| | * Looks as though she has knocked the| } +, B out of~oh, well, let it go! | i Louise Wiuter, well known as a| F short is furnishing much] { | for films nowadays. Alice | | pear in one of Miss | | 1B. A. Rolfe are He handed Tootsie back with a re-| musse! . Py bo eee on eractul ean 4 Tes) mussels to compare with the abalone |ever found utterance. Such is the| triumphantly. ‘Tis O'Sullivan!”— “Pardon me, ma'am," he sald, “but| "No decbes nate tee eee cut | lowing: Youth's Companion i i Fi various companies {can't do it. H ain't no skye scrape Pat eee tn ae ere eee t] mtn rely Sart married & tine young ae ; 3 zat th ‘elumd! Cleveland "la eat Le tall . jo ow a ey were ha y 7 . ‘ i + hi ae iy Bo eunpls THE BOY WAS RIGHT. auik Mkts cn ane and Plain Dealer, wits calking about shack he conte bea Meee | mx gure MISUNDERSTOOD. ( § money for soldiers’ smokes this week 10D CONTROLLER HOOVER Ad vols But", Interrupted the famous di- ta ate LT Ho got steadily worse and worse, and OMB tisie ago the stork visited iokes this week F a tOLLER 2K | unteered” once jojned Geo, Grant.{rector, “can you a NO HURRY. | Whe were you talking about?” he| she became more and more unhappy. | the home of a’ happy young sal e other day T ne hval “Alas!" mut 2 ele: he! » | said. troit Free Press. p 4 ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. Oe Ene pees Re arnired te r tin Dhyalque but | PRC heen | the would-be LA Weleenene . 1} rang with trolt Free Press. Romaticiey ane Hardie knew him. couple and wishing to notify her ‘ 4 pit, RoMr, Phillins is in New York.| trotied they mount to famine heights. | couth Rte aie oi | hat." Mahe jab caie Fee re er agama cada POWERFUL EFFECT. niente of remorse.’ One day he said [#7 chum the mother sent the follow- n't w Jdress. i a ie hel, | ander to handle tro “B Maas swere! al ° i . ing teleg: 1 >, e 7 z Flour henna 1 En, 1," growled 0 te sac eal | a to her & telegram, says the Pathfind LPhiL and Mic Hee Meyer Canen,| FU", for instance, will amount to] promptly, and eMeiontiy tn the teid,|and another screens «the, Sivecken:| Feat he sald. | 6° [*HE people who preach eoon-| «sty dear, I am a bad husband to|, For unto us a child ts born—laalab | tarry Von 7 Music Company.” | #0 @ barrel next year so he sald olonel, T want to see | Life. as “Oh, doctor,” said a worried voic omy for others sometimes| you, and I know it. What a mistake | !*:,5 i = Eddy Ne w Yor k Yes, food prices must be e¢ ntrolled | Your me mB work call them to at ead <- a ‘something seems to have happeied have to turn in and practice| you made when you choge me! You], "2, John,” exclaimed the girl chum _ Bu give you the| @miinat the profitesr, for there was al ; “ em to march NO 8 ‘4 iwite, Be onomy for themselves,” said a rail-| Should have married a better man | to her husband on receiving the dis- fnforma lot of truth in the answer of the| With shouldered arma in close eo. | KYE SCRAPER, | to nt ba Ae er mouth seems set ad 1 Vad Bilal than I am patch. ‘I have just got a telegram Coy" I Ne Wiane Sethe Nia at TE eae ualtatlta can ae AL ee S$ Clipped Here." read the] “Why, hie may have locksaw," i once aaked @ business | “And she answered him tragically: | ‘rom Gladys Gnd what do you think?’ Richara H WOES Ie Min ord round? hia teacher) voit his fello fflaner een! sign on the front of the |ihe medical man, wey ald) I did.""—Cleveland Plain Dealer. ‘You have got me chucked out at ticha g Day asked t yelled to b s fellow fu lans: “Boys. | building ae eantinink wot Well if vou , George, did you read your ft a first in the conundrum game,” inculg- { Son ne aaid ook q uke ready to Ls LU ell, you are : i e » “Ww é “Is it fat, thi i thicken and go left awarnr Tot A lady who carried a little woolly | UP this way sometime next week 1/ Ly rare oh economy you NOT HIS NAME. pt ea ped dohny UWAave (8 Bas ft IG Manis ae ! Git 4 ‘ote ag, 7 peed 3 Y! wish you would step in and si wee e going to . » war! ; ' e THOUGHT FOR TO:DAY. H a9 attae brllinn: manoeyvre | dom Und arm looked at the sign} “su'ean do for her-*— Harpers Mans orge grunted, with a ges- Dublin a zealous policeman caught| ‘Gladys has a baby boy!” enthusi- i who went to a Bronx you cruz it ‘the| Pinretcina aptans| weer 1 the}and then entered Hin * Masa-| ture of disgust a cab driver in tho act of driving | *atically responded little wifey. ‘His t ee, wank (O & Brone Vand tan't flat, whut | nelfcelected colonel | was tort ieee you cle anead cee eialta caidaierA) | Mifave any effect?” said T, Seer wen RAbeE EJname i Isaiah, and he weighs nine B na doll by the lady of the me Ia it j eis, Manchesior]the Proprietor “Now. | want Toots] gHORT WAY WITH B | ““Sure it did,’ sald George. ‘T've| nim and said: eer stopped | pounds apd six ounces! ft 2 poy yanye it's crooked,’ eald the Hinin Slee elo. The poor animal ; y WITH BORES, bought myself a safety razor, cut out |! Bn sald: * noone - i errr | bos ashington Star ple suffered from tho heat all last sum R. CHARLES W. ELIOT, why # in favor of a pipe and had last | “What's yer name? _ WHY HE SAID IT, ‘ 7. aes a ~ iG MUSTER meh 4 nd I'm not going to have. Bim recently celebrated his eighty son's suit cleaned 80 a# to make tt| ‘'Ye'd betther try and find out,” said YOUNG man of Boston who had E COLONEL'S COMMAND. | 66] CAN.” sald the bushtul young terrible Jon to coms hun hate” phe third birthday in Cambridge,| (eran sinner NM Year "Wash | the driver peevish! failed to pay his laundry. bill i BRI AN troops now landing man to the director of (he ¢ijiq | clip him at once Mair, Please)... always had a short way wit 1 “Bure, and I will,” sald the police- endeavored to turn his China- \ fill, n France have received a company, “swim, dive, run a,,| The dog shaver plckod up t SOAR 88 Be went aroane to. the side of | man aside fans in by a "i r 6 he mutt | bores. nquiry by an attack FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE more careful and prolonged | ute, fly an aeroplane, 1; Abe ang looked him over You he mutt In @ hotel one day a bore tackle VEO SF HUMOR: : the cab waere the name ought to nave| upon the celestial's manner of speech, What's his nationality?” training than could possibly be given | Shoot, ride a horse, run a motor ell which was the head and which| Dr. EMot and talked straight aheud wd » any! ¥ Romer | Oeen , but the letters had been ‘Why do you say ‘Fliday,’ Jobn “He's part Irish,” the most of the regiments b ca if, fight iy rboat,| was the tail, He looked at it doubt-| for ten minutes about classical liters times a sentence is said that | UP 7 he asked. “Part Irish—what do you mean” 1. r) 'e hurriedly | Play golf, fight, make love, tai oty | fully. ture, the best 100 books, ten-ton: bas all the earmarks of af a ey cried the officer. “Now yeo'll| | ‘Say Filday because I mean Fite “He hb leet r iffs, rescue heroines, play ¢, | “What kind of a dog is this, | shelves and ao forth, jectett has foviewed al! tbe rules, git yerself into worse disgrace tuan| day,” replied John, stoutly. “No say 4 eee tel you,’ Dr. Wilot Inter t t .andlever, Yer name seems to be ob-|Fliday, and mean maybe week after ‘ | ’ ' Yoho good for @ laugh—and it lithterated.” nex’, like Melican man,’—Cbristhow ‘ ; e saddest thing that “You're wrong!” shouted the driver Register. { ‘ } {