The evening world. Newspaper, November 12, 1917, Page 16

Monday, November 12, 191 —————s By C. M. Payne Fveping World Daily Magazine We Recommend a ‘ Spanking Machine,” Too! bout Plays and Players BIDE DUDLEY UN HAMMERETEIN, O1'0 Harbach and Nudoiph Primi | | have entered into an agree Ment Wherevy Meners Ht oh and Foie wil) write tw 1) CBO & year for five yearn to be pro Gees by Mr Hammerstein, The three have worked tomethor muccane Md falty in the past. to connect thle announcement comen a Ment that Marguerite Clark Talmadge, Anita stewart, Lucile Leo Bewart 204 Kiaine Hammers ) tin Gime now, wil) return to the re Jae stage and appear in these Mar- Frimi productions. Mies Clark be tho first to have a role he ging the leading feminine part In & Piece written by Mr. Harbach with ber in mind. | DITRICHSTEIN, NOV. 20. | Ditrichatein, in his new play, | will open an engage | JOE'S CAR ment at the George M. Cohan The-; Aire Tussday evening, Nov. 20. mortar Toit Prose Powhonne © PAINTER, NOV. 26. WELL "THE QUNK-MAN'S langer have sele tea GOT “HE WRECK AND (VE or and Mer ne attrac: || GOT HIS CHECK FER #100. go Arliss at the!by ee weyeR OWN ANOTHER! Knickerbocker Theatre. Under the J tt Li Site cer she Gers] MY UNCLE BING Baz (ade OUGHTA Gir IT Put on Awacony, AN LET HA PHlomosnar Do tr Tsar THAT Wound Fum, GiTtin Stoude >} < nY MACHINE 1} , emer? « in, a He Had Forgotten That He'd Promised to Buy Another Set of Worries! (T's Gone —and 1 woe al] ' it ae ooh HIi-Ho-\ ( ty Now WOE! poNT vou FRET Ener wot a RELIEFN)! OVER IT —IT's ALL DONE _ = WHEN WE GET . : | mel AND IN THE PAST! - (OU CHEER WP AND icdincadinadl \ y— “THINK How HAPPY Saas Youll. BE -- --~- L Pai S135 For it ~ prove cr 1000 MILES ~ SOLd IT ce | Bt KNow BUT WHAT I'M GLAD oF (Tl M00 — —- NE Amie L CERTAINLY AM one BIG “1 CHEAPER To WALK! |p —_— yy FALL Guy WHEN (1 Comes ment of Richard Lambert Miss Painter will begin an engage ment at that theatre Monday eve ning, Nov. 26. The cast will include! Frank Mills, Grant Stewart, Cecil! Yapp, Edward Douglas, Katherine | Stewart and Martin Haydon. | ‘WHO SAID “HARD TIMES?” These may be hard times for the | theatre, but according to Messrs, Dil. | Ingham & Ziegfeld “they ain't no such animal” around the Centy ‘They atate that last week “Mins 19 beat all Century records for receipts. | The theatre's first Sunday concert, | given last night, attracted capacity TO ENTERTAIN SOLDIERS. ‘The Messrs. Shubert have arranged all the soldiers at Camp Upton | attend Shubert theatres as their ests, The first contingent will be| 3024 Engineers. This body of men will visit the Winter Garden Bie ney oi naertoe end vo] THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY “LOSING ELO! “Losing Eloise,” a cen ¥ Ben ahs Autos Ny SELUN’ THAT Car [TAKES SOME \ LOAD OFEA MY, Ncuest tt Vouest f ( Ba -2— —< ‘ — I Dip oR! = : be OH! SiR! I SES WHEN IT WASNY ME Jackson, will be presented BuT I LEFT . ae — COULDNT STAND ! , f.* Batursay evening, “The cast includes Y'WANNA JOB r Tw way “THe AN' HIM-1T WAS Charles Cherry, Violet Heming, } Lacile Watson, Francis Ryrne and wis pai Charles Harbury, Edgar Selwyn staged it. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. My Aunt Lucinda’s come to stay at our house for a while. My father's mad as he kin be an’ yet he wears a smile whenever she comes in the foom. Oh, he's as sweet as pic. You vee, he's sleepin’ on the floor b we're one bed shy. He'll say: inda, it's just great to see your py face.” But when she's out of t he'll cuss and rant around the place until you'd think he'd lost his ' aind. Gee whiz, the things he'll say! But when she talks of in’ home he'll beg of her to y mother | ' A® COOK? WHY “THEYRE N 1X THOUGHT You OF OURS AN’ WoRKED FOR, FINE, PEOPLE “TH “TRANNORS ! 05° Ge “WOT DID NOU ‘says he t to be pe, ects. ‘hen Des it, too, I guess. FILMS FOR SOLDIERS. To help the Government give the soldiers in the various training camps Tecreation, the United States Sol BACHELOR BILL ising Co IN V Evening World) diers’ Photo-Play Association his been formed with Licut. Bernard Granville as President and Lee Shu- bert Vice President. Picture theatres | de opened in the caanps and films will be supplied them. Public sub- scriptions will pay the expense at- tached to the operation of the plan, it ts hoped. “MR. HARRIGAN’S HEART.” dna Abarbanell has a new comedy with music called “Mr. Harrigan's Heart.” She may uppear in it after) the holidays. Louise Huff's agent writes us be is having seventeen gowns mud all at once. Some press agent! And A. in a note, insista that eon: y, who's mussing thin in Russia, looks like Brock 1’ n. From our mail, also, we learn tha i the girls in “Jack o' Lantern” are to help win the war by eating jam only on_ Wednesdays. | Then the Secretary of the Artcraft | Club solemnly notifies us that the whole blamed bunch won "Chu Chin Lhow" tickets on the election. And now—hold tight! We learn that the Hip chorus girls will have noth. | Ing’to do with stage door Johnnios | Gossip. | | | ! Wednesday nights, as these are self 1 denial times i ter all of which we will state that eee one day, : at phe day, and when lunch time came| Saturday on approval. I depo: so) noran, tt rite ; & messenger boy has just loped || - . » Say, ang wi y on app! deposited $50] “Well, I'll bet you a guinea you| was pretty close to being busted, but ‘It's terally ‘ with a statement to the effect that D: re x x arevc | [Mie dea them i2te a restaurant, | fon it, Please let me have my money | don't hit it three times out of $18." | ea Mae eck ear PORT ally true with us, sir’ he Ee Meme’ We the eftect, that ay S 100 i Or 1es steak ee eget sti 988 sirloin] and we will declare the deal off. ! t's a wager! Come along.” | bigeethie eA ie “How can it be? sald I. if Polly With a Past” will be pulled} “The waiter gave me Answers, bottle was pliced in position. | ™ 4 nd drove ow said he, * 5 ti} eponly With | partthe walter gave a start. hen he Pa oe isc, I Crack! ‘The Yankee hit it, and it dis-|away, and we didn't aint apain’ Spt Ne we oN onky one | emcnec# 00s Mil: Got thie! 4. 3. W | FOREARMED. |didn't_ we, mother?"—The Christian| pered, respectfully midt and whls-| AND FATHER PAYS THE BILLS, |APprared In fragments into the sea. | the other day when we bumped into] 4in amployees’ Maga, panish noblemen erald " Se ann "OW is Robert getting 01 ‘ot out another one,” said the | him on the street — i potifies us that 4 Spanish noblemen | @gn row, Willi” announced| HeFall : "ex pardon, “madam, but it you “st | Deer eee RCLOR OF: At oapuarann, aire ‘ | | fest every night for two weeks just other, “to-night we are fiise tate Ge the ittohon “tans Sa ool asked the minister,| “Not at all, ‘The conditions wera| “Tlello, « ut!” we sald, “How TAUGHT A LESSON. | Pere every night for two weeks jus test ANOTHER MOLLYCODDLE Oar y the kitchen door and who was being entertained | that you hit that one three times out | are things breaking now?” | GERMAN mereh | boot at Minna Vail D entertain several of be sniff hard, 1 think you'd get more of| at dinr ee f Pee Sh Oe Be hs : A AN merchant in London ria, the panian dancer of “Mayti:nc.”| the Y. M. C, A. secretaries at dinner, | 66 O you play football?’ a meal,’ "Wa. Star, saner. |Newat Five shots more leag Vine wswered, “I'm on my had insured his house for De aries at dinner, | pital 4 cae y Rta “splendidly,” “a |) : N pee —— and unless you can behave better N-no—that's too rough.” ——— herons pide a Sy Prene truer ar Dentin 2 The house dursed cANOweRs TO INQUIRIES, — | {han usual you will have to eut with] ("D9 you play baseball?” | CALLED THE DEAL OFF. ; an venatschnnatal HER OFFICE. wh exclaimed. “How did} down ond the insurance company’s . M.—Apply to the Shubert offices | Mary in the kitchen." “N-no—that's too exciting,” lee 41, you please examine this| successes, and’ the minister seig ‘ representative came to him and sala: ces en ; ‘ ie 8 rr id it was "," said the bridegra old my ed i sald; i for chorus work AON behave" ganartad Willa ‘ane Well, mebbe you tackle lawn ten- | diamond,” sald a man who|a fine thing to be college bred, “Thas| SS AoW: sald the bridceravm *v/ my oar oe Your house was old and dilapte | BK! pProciaal dare gtve elise ne is nine | had stepped into a jewelor'a | evening little Jumes, who had been | the bride when they mo/ 4 the Joke Was so obvious that We) gute: it wae not worth e400, tem woman's age here, but you've got it| Mu pany was little to) 4 ; | ananreand callie an interested listencr, said: "Papa. | turned from their honey-|Qjereignd 1 : sone. rice . We e right, | his Liking have @ weak hear! ust ell me what you think Of | what did Mr. Brown mean by college | n t Mat ue DAV & oleate eee No Sh Sittmor Rule zoate about J “Rowing?” t? If tt 43 @ good stone I think I will | prea?" Py college | moon trip, 8 fo a cicar] a and better house,” | The dinner progressed favorably.| +n eat buy it.” brac * understanding before we settle down " & THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. A neerour h . th | “Oh, that." satd papa, whe 4 NOT The merchant was ve “ Every time Sven Skc OrAY. | s lost his young heart to the| “Well, for the Lord's sake, as you| The Jeweler took the gem, which was| heen looking over his ton's bite, 4c | to married life, Are you the presi jo MING TO RUN INTO. a ia ry angi he neapolis meets Walter Kelly he |Fenial guests and got along fine, with} Rever play, what do you do in the | Unset, and looked ut tt critically, Then}, four years’ loaf."—Philadelphia | dent or the vice president of the | 66 HEN I was in the railroad] eventually though ever, de islets on telling “the Virginia |only an occasional error, But while| ¥4Y of Work?” j!2 confidential tones he anid Ledger. seal TENT | bus said Chaun niualiy thought it wise to take the Judge” negro dialect stories. waltine far daasart nae | “L-1 work in a powder factory,"—| “Well, to tell you the truth, that isn't | oe \""sr want to be neither president M. De sion, “tha Ee pt Mikreapen | the | tnsurange ot 4 Ms gaze Unfor-| Plorida Times-Union & very good stone. It hasn't much fir | leer ” | . a nl iewented’ GRR tree Of Bun ges h kind, ye ONE ©N THE nor vice president,” she answered A ; with (86 ad, FOOLISHMENT. tunately wandered around the table ies badly cut, and ther VANKEE, [ie tite Sonteat with » ubord ate | 2° nt of a small | wa 1 “ \ving settled that 4 mace Mie a ea” & thins Every man, from his father down, had | THE PERFECT BLoc very much like a flaw ¢ HE captata of the Golden Crags | position." | request an exchange « er ee ata torily, the mer- tle Jota Jone or both Wa planted: feral on KADE, held the diamond under a microscope listened tetiterrty fo nts Yankee| “What position is that, my dear?” | interrog him, and t , we, further business 7 aa im why, be : planted y ol , INC) nd examined it carefy ays . ankee 0s! tio} at, my ded 1, and b them: as his life Ber setae ES hy, be onld |the cloth, while they listened to a| AR w aus H, a millionaire | Serving? “NO. It fort eo annally, ot Paawenser's accuwmt of me! ‘Treasurer ‘On our line, sir, 1 t vos. Was his wire nares? a Gieadiy arcunbat “Gn eee dyer, said in Cincinnati: Rar f ahaulan's « nting abilities, then qutetly re —- tsion never occu Md he insure it? No. Why mot? FROM THE CHESTNUT Tree. | . ve and) ‘Now we cut all the neutrals, | Now, if you want Y marked: °% doa’s tuink you couid hit} BACX TO EARTH. e a collision w ' oy ead Vy not” he re ky grows bigger the moment |™%™* | bound to f I have here’ ‘this bottle at tw 4 uid hit ine © Hd be: mon y Vite for £400, "ven tees é ome Geilitness Kasil co f | Germany is bound to fare as sparsel have he | this bottle at tweniy yards, placed or aS feland who bad bee +Tmpoaulble? 0; Yee $0 . Ven a you contract it? Elbows off!” shouted Willis, in alan ine taohmidt funtte YL ixeu the other man inters {the taftrall, while the ship is heaving Mhad & triand who ad. been sit ud I ‘ ine to me to say, "Your vite al happy consciousness of virtue (for Sop tinmang ier ie {rupted. “I don't think I'll buy a dia-/ like this.” bd pretty prosperous, Ses woo! T know that the latest automa sa ‘ |, she vos jonce). “We caught ‘em that tme,! large fainily of Vunren a io hue mond to-day. This ts nd that| "Egress it would be just child's | came upon ¢ days. Welty devices are excellent things Nn give ev city! one ** your assistants e take on play. | wet bim one day and he said that ae! impossible Is a large word. batter vig