The evening world. Newspaper, November 10, 1917, Page 12

About Plays and Player: By BIDE DUDLEY HIS baen’t been « very euccere ful season #0 far for the stare Billie Hurke, Henry Miler, T Robert Hilliard and several others o Feputation have bean wean in fa the fault in each case being the door of the piny Baran however, ba her atory to In spite of the fact that “the road” bas Hot been very ued for mont attrac tons, Bhe, to ure & favorite expres i of Migka, the old Homan iaundryman, bas been cieaning up Thursday night im Indianapoii drew $3,000 to the theatre, and that's as much oy eral New York attractions bave cor area, aid at nbardt, railed ail week. | Mme. Hernhardt will play in Cleve~ jan4 and Montreal and then sail for Caracas, Porto We Ban Domingo | @nd Cuba for sight weeks of engai ments down that way ION. | johnson out. BY WAY OF Div Jens Willard put Jack One punch knocked bi “Hooray! & champion who's bold enough t th big enough to whip them ali,” iring experts wrote. “He's mix foot his nerves are steel. They c He'll put the f a dozen years keep your eye on Smiling Jess. iard bought a show. Thi eights all hang around with Jess to fight. They offer bim all sorts of bait, but Jess declines to bite, ‘The fans would travel miles and miles and give up lots of dough to seo Jesa| in the ring again, But Willard owns a show, “ODDS & ENDS” TO BIJOU. Because of « delay in the comple- | ton of the Norworth Theatre, Nor- worth & Shannon's chummy revu “Odde and Enda of 1917," will open its New York evgagement at the Bijou Theatre Mouday evening, Nov. 19. The plece has been very successful for seven weeks on tour. Jt is not a re- of New York attractions, but a series of travesties of events, pects of everyday life. The book d lyrics are by John Godfrey and the writer of this column, The music in by James Byrnes. The cast will in- clude Harry Watson jr, Lillian Lor- ck Norworth, Laura Hamil- ton, Paul Frawley, Norma Phillips, Georgia’ Mannatt, Marjorie Por, Ubert Carlton, Jack Edwards, Joseph Maddern, John Birch, Maxine Brown, Winnifred Dunn and Elinor Dayne, OUR FIRST MISTAKE. We made a mistake recently in answering an inquiry. We said Harry Fox was of Jewish descent Harry's eagle eye lit on the paragraph, and he bas wired us as follows: “Read in your column where you say 1 am of Jewish descent, Wish to let you know I am of Irish descent, Lots of love! HARRY FOX." NO DANGER HERE. Teddy Webb of “Maytime” saw a unique advertisement in a London per recently and, hurrying to| st Office, mailed it to us, The| read: ‘Scala Theatre. Open as usual moonlight nights! Ample bomb: proof shelters!" Teddy writes us that the playful- ness of the German aviators on moon- light nights ts directly responsible for the wording of the “ad.” HAWKS MAKES A RECORD. John G. Hawks has again joined the Thomas H. Inco staff of Pai mount scenario writers. Mr, Ince Just accepted his sixty-second film lay and will star Dorothy Dalton in it, In two yea: r. Hawks has writ- ten eleven two-reelera, three State rights features and forty-eight five- reelers. That appears to be the record. FEIST BUYS “OVER THERE.” Leo Feist, music publisher, has bought George M. Cohan's war song, “Over There,” from Mr, Cohan for $26,000, FUN FOR THE Kips, To compensate the children, who have to pay 4 l-cent war tax at the Hippodrome, the management has ranged to let them visit the ele. ts and feed the big beasts peg- nutes during the intermission, HE HAD CHANGED. Jermne Eddy says Fiske O'Hara attended a funeral recently, and, as he stood near the coMn, heard a girl, who had just been looking at the de- parted one, “Gosh, how he's changed! He @oesn't look like the diseased at all.” Gossip, Frank Tinney is to name his new theatre at Freeport the Ficeport| Opera House. | Three puppies, born at the Hippo- drome yesterday, were named “Cheer 0," “Miss 0," rench tenor, will sing at the Antilles benefit at the Hip- podrome Sunday evening. George Arliss and “Hamiito: leave the Knickerbocker Nov 0 on tour. Another Spanish Valverde review may be staged before long with L'Ar- featured one, jas been engaged to go out ahead of Chauncey Olcott for Co- han & Harris Bror Meyer will exhibit at St olas Rink next week his new sk: dance step, the "Stop Toe Waltz. vich-| ng | A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | A Birmingham man, who knocked| his wife senseless with @ Band mir- ror, Was overjoyed to find th if had not broken. He figures he escaped seven years’ bad luck. FOOLISHMENT, I kmow 8 young woman named Kate Who's urinieng both early and late, Wien athe to r. “You cannot | atch’ tla! without bal."* FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, | “The Veins States should be a jolly| pieerhy 7 “Because it was named after «@ merry cuss.” \ COMIC PAGE oo - ane to JOE'S CAR TERE TET Pies Paaiaag te WV Hidnlag WaNey . | = ||| WELL unpevee sToLe Tae Caml]! fC Sars meme = “Wanest’ Peers |¢! Yes ——1es ~ tan rene ‘at? | comes § | . : Wave Cueaed | \Gek TAINLY MADE ONE GLORIONG || PAD FoR WRECKED Cams, mer ; { IM THE CAOEE ave m one | We CUQHTA MAwe . teri T BELIEVE 1 WANT OT ~ ~ LATEST, OARLIMK WwRecK off ce Tt We ony]! MAKE, ANY COMBTION — uit / || THAT WAS STOLEN anit A l uc. A @oob OF FER! - HNLESS YOULL “peal hoe" CAB NS COI THING 1 CAN SEE. “T'Do 1S f 4 cate ye Pe oS Banged ’ 100) on (T Tr RUNS! Bt “THE. 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GOING To BE War's YouR ideA OF A Rear Gaoop TS oY \Yeosix the war. [one of them. B (Sighing deep! A (hailing him)—Oh, Mr. Kuighuy | or; I've heard it's study in itself.| would you mind taking this book and calls me to him and says =) * ‘ So nee on * “'Listen, lady, what's in this bash? y Alma odward | weit, picking out. @ shining example ut ; 5 ‘Listen, lady, wha his bash? Z = Woo = |; A (turning to a p. English bumor—something yoo By B ide Dud le ¥. par el ool I 7s Copyright, 1917, by The Pree Publi ar, 01 001 ip sider very fine? ——— Pes serious,’ he ‘tells me, “T HE AL Li “gy side | NY. A ada ee eee Mr. K (courteously)—With pleas Copyright, 1017, by The ress Publishing Go, (The New York Evening World) This hash tastes. like It's got bard es hy ALLIED FUNNYBONE @ walrus mustache, bathing near] ure, 66 TID you ever notice how many] ‘Well, beat u,’ L says. Him being)" “Weil, it hasn't got any in iu? | SCENE: Camp Dir, TIME: Evening. {the firing line in an improvised tub--] (He turns the Pages of the hook peddlers they are around | Drum mace the remark quite approx-|shoot at him, ‘Hard - coal” bus (The air of the room ts thick from the amoke of various seasoned pipcs,|% NYS Wino cask. A flip looking} with solemn mien, Suddenly he these days?” asked Lucile) the tmpre pick ts ST isla wae Uoeae | maneys’ Pittaburgn pipping and more or less advertised brands of cigarettes. The boys | 1/™RY Ia sitting alongside pelting] fers & severe facial cataclysm the Waltresa, of the Friendly Patron. |ty'parior. nn A & ead: fiyoutarce, (t tAstON TK coal! ho poe fiiccumies fo the semi-coma attendant upon the after-supper-before- | i ae fish from a lean, Une] ferically. His aboulders heave Gan't say ‘that have," he replied.| “"*Not at all,’ he says. ‘t come in| = conn hin opie af Gerneath ts printed: “Throw another! ous tears trickle from his eye ell, they are, We had a new one/ here to eat, but when | see that wrin-| does I 3 of it, T guess ox 4 F ' ‘ : ja ere to-day. He so! rinkle erad-! le o bur pre: 6 : ont bl it (picking up two pamphlets)—| But laugh once WITH him and in| Sardine at me, my lad, anu you'll hear! his laughing mouth.) Prene Se & RAE iy Bay, kle PR BEATEN Sagat meme } "Why should it? Here's a book on the customs! five minutes he'll tell you how much | fm my solleltor Boys (jumping up)—Oh, that's ut he was a fresh We never Dh, no," he eayer en Because th en Munkey that of the hand @ depart- | be wolghed when he was born. I say | cj h°TUs attentively) Yes, yea; go| fair! Let ua in on it. Mr 1 an egg in here halt as fresh. Helcorned’ beet hash? 2 WARE Some) made it is a 1 nay on ment ¢ 5 areal i ont Mr, K (still gasping w An 288 3 4 P Conf nee. be as | Sdatk eke pant devoted to the French lngo to find the way to his heart through his | A (turning on them sust}—Go| Throw another sardine—h hirascit fixed kerswat on a stool Very good!’ f says. ‘But now let's | m. ain't give me a} @ Used on weekdays, ‘They tell ua|funnybone, Understand his brand of |on, what? That's | ih at me, my lad—ha, ha! 1 SOD ¢:SBOW- UD: Re. Oaye ee ea me Agree not to talk ubout] hi his dicer und out he to read up on these things so that | humor. B (inquisitively) —W pipe) ests Ae pa ut it each other's facical defects. You! goes oT sass, 9 uae ne we'll underst lwoltcitor does he | oncentrated look of ur Lady, you got a wrinkle know, if 1 wanted to, I could say your| wreck of ‘the ‘Ilach pul .ey lng ‘derstand the men we're golng| C (waking up to remark)—Well, a . | ny alae e had Well, you know and I know that} nose looked Ike a faded red rosebud th Wasn't Ashperus, ‘Tt to fight alongside of in the trenches in| French humor is anything like the/seii— 8 eS” rated, deadly dlatust, penetrat n kind of remarks have long vince|and no jury on earth wouldnt eon | teeth ee the“ fat-he, @ more human way. I think it's rot.|comic papera I've seen from Paris, | (nterrupting) © “(briefly)—Come or 1 obsleve. T wasn't expecting] vict me of nothing. | te B (solely for argument)—why? ‘ape we OR It MIE HER ee tee rants. on vay commentation about my looks, 3+] "AN right,’ comes from him.| 1 ite ne f t y vay the sooner we understand what's t ' nt was right PUPA Basen ong Se ‘Vetch me in the hush and’ oo 4 It's a goog ye Canalytically)——Because T think | under the pictures the better! Metanacee Bivins KL 4 we Dee eet deen te cue You've got a nerve to be passing) forget that Drum’s Wrinkle Eradia.| > "a good ¢ > ‘ou °c. russ the perorations of| A (coldl roving)—That ten’ pas ibs hin a nm in the} the country. eading from pam-|on my de I says. tor would cure that w }o0U > 8 — n't the he'll notify wah Waite 4 ; ly d 8 oul t rinkle you got.| good thing I Parliament or the suffragism of Queen | idea, Charte Trv to be scientific be Undead ns wtih Ah Rolet) Dencereing tbe customs, or ‘Oh, you needn't to get disgraced|T don’t ask you to use it because | ood thing Bau Elizabeth with a cha: | ‘ for} ain) Ked out A)~You cer-| the English, is me known| about it,’ he says. ‘All women's got|got only one bottle with me and | “Sure!” Nudes r poe ygset pot DP for & balf day! once in your life Now I have here a Hant ein ten ou Sour one that| that boiled sutton 4s their an via | Wrinkles. ‘They're an Insignia of tho! costs @ dollar, I never yor and tb Pee eh geneluded Lucile, "ysy puncture the skin. | boo! . . Here conics that Eng-|and cream ale thelr nectar," Repeat |. 4 ete d ? et & guy wa: # skin! book of Mngiish ‘como cartoons on| lish chap who was scat ova, ie eam | and cream al beat|sox. Did you ever hear of Drum's! waitress with a whole dollar of het dollar to payne walt: Let us try us on hand grenade work. Let's ask him to pick out @ real good « we'll get the drift of the thing to understand Lucile the Waitres with it in silence. At last be ey ¥)—Go ahead, Pro- Wrinkle Eradiator? I’m Lsvm,’ , f ress has got lewn to spend, away with it do your” bend and get