The evening world. Newspaper, November 6, 1917, Page 16

tiie owe + 7” — - — a ene! comre race | Evening World Daily Magazine 7, JOE'S CAR It's a Wonder Joc Even Gave Him His Telephone Number ! Dan PY EI — pane _ _——— = A SHPIMPLU A Up nti * f a a) S - = : y oT) 6 A SMatrerR BOOK? avare ! ' HELLO MR. JINKS — THiS 15 WHAT FOR? WHAT Good's | | { wy MY DEAR MAN ~ SOmTUAT LL Voc yer (yitook ALL sor | and Play ers fwet Ba HES eet DETECTIEF a “THE HUMeCR GONNA D0?) | | UMER T FIND YER CAR ILL ( weir acon VF ND ) lapel \ : ; hy ie may oe = — C WANNA GET “THE |} | o ) | B Aieeseiee _By BIDE DUDLEY _}| || Ever GET “WE CAR BACK | FACTORY NUMBCR ON YER T/| | TDONTGET THE IDEA: & KNOw (T'S ours! j | BE ON IT, wont 7299 F : eis sd A USS yy | CAR — You KNow ~ THe are § ee eee ies Eas: Pr QO" ratkespeare! if you 8nd bie : \_ONE ON “HE ERAME } ¥ oy y tell him to hurry over to the Shubert offices, They're about to do hings to his reputation over there. at band nt theat- An announcem states that before ie pre rleal season ends, the Messrs. Shu- bert will permit the New York pub- © to witness some Shakespearian (rama in modern settings, modern diction and Though those wh howl, the produ 1 public will welcome , on. As an example of what is to be done to Shakespeare's children the heartrending cry rd the Third, “A horse, a horse! My king-/ dom for a horse!” will be supplanted! = THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY Wonder What Mrs. re W ‘ould Say If She “ Knocked” Her ee. oil By Bud Counihan J 1M ALL USED UP TRYIN Xe FIND JoES ¢ arte " — gmat 6 with “Porter, cali me a taxi!” And instead of hearing gray bearded tragedians who look like present day | coyriah, 117, Pree Pubtining Cas (x ‘ massenger Save crying; “What bo,! , i. i 1 | SHE BROUGHT ‘i Manvembackysd'spees Ooh the guards!” tragedions built on tie SAW MISTER, “eupiel ie » "OM WITH | a ie r—— - sil *ango ete style will morely blow NEX FLAT TH Nev! BRIDEGROOM ) 4 No! ) steaming e 3 ‘ J 1 y, \% shrill blasts on police whistles. All * ~ - . ; F a a Fo a ae tis and soere toe will happen it ine ATMS ware CAM \ ) ( ee ef (ae Fe (SHES ONE OF Messrs. Shubert keep their word and FROM A FINE 4 ~e WELL OF YouR \ \ ¥ z « bring the tmmortal Hill down to date FAMILY ‘DID'NT ) y , ie HAMMER } c el a4 _ You DEAR! { TH’ MUST DETES STABLE But who's going to be elected to-duy? Pa é STUFF WILL NEVER | \ Cleoroone: ) pamela \. CREATURES ON P \ pana (¢ EY You ANNTHIN’ (N'FATHEAD - wr j : _ DIsLiK ED 4 oe Enaiey — BY WAY OF Diversion. | My brother's got some ev-ning| clothes. You see, he's only twenty, ; Bach time he puts ‘em on the folks just; kid poor Bil| a-plenty. He's never; owned such duds before; he's soit touchy ‘bout ‘en, but all he says Is They're the style. I can't get on Kicsa i Me 2 without ‘em.” The night he wore ‘em tirat Dad says; “Ly golly—there'’s a waiter! Oh, no, it's Bill, — He's all d up just like an allixa’ rT, who's a poviess, said; “Bi yes & soune:.” The baby aa bit whirt and tried to draw some p. on it, "Twas Dad who kidded Bill the rst. His laugh was always hearty, | One day, however, Dad came home | ited to a part “LT guess,” saya bi Vil wear Bill's eult.” “You will It tun," Bil mumbled. Dad had to wear nis old black clothes and, golly, how © grumbled! AN EXPENSIVE CALF. we . ” ©. 11, Lentie, a New York lawyer, “'S MATTER, POP?”’ » writes the Hippodrome management | ec ‘uaa Neo" og “my Ay sent a gentleman who ts) of a two-headed calf about = ee ce - t months old. This calf eats with [3 RT| DAY ms Must Be & ~ANY rs i ~~ A le tee lopee ase Bisa’ yeu be inter| CELE TRATION } SOMETHING SUGGESTIONS as toy 4 4 AM be pleased to forward For THe BABY. To x 2 v > TIRE ¢ : aphrand-poe you witb JDenrody Him A Distt exhibiting same.” (pees dae The offer has been declined, Charles} Dillingham saya in these ticklish mes he cannot afford to have any| f his livestock eating with two reads VALVERDE CONCERTS SOON. Le, ing Nov. 11 a series of Val- ly aces tay nig at the Park Theatre, where "The | of Joy” iy playing. Valverde's spanish music will be featured and 'Argentina and other noted dancers f the Spanish company will appear. | MISS HOPKINS JOINS CAST. | A newcomer in the cast of "C Up." at the Hippodrome, is Hopking, She is a daughter of t late Col. John D, Hopkins of Lou) K + sald to be the real founder | | of vaudeville in America. Col. Hope | ns once controlled a string of the- atres in a dozen big cities | ARTHUR BENNETT'S PLAY. ~ . tes obtained trom ar-| BACHELOR BILL a@ magazine write a wadust and Sentim f the circus, Mr under the name Yates. He was dramatic eri Denver Post until one day C. 6 | n, then on the Post, put a pin in| his chair Mr. Bennett sat down,) svose hurriedly and went into tne wrcus Business, | AT ALL! k Del Witt | fe Tens TIT Press Pubinhing Co TNT Evening World o us not) and wo gain access to your column, 1 true?" Not at all! Wo're in it every day GOSSIP. John Wilstach must have no credit rs. He wants us to state that he has returned to New York Seven Days’ Leave" in being re It has ¢ “SOMEWHER —, IN NEW YORK” Along the Vote Line—*‘ Everywhere” in New wi "Ss YA NAME ? TM GOIN’ To “4 (THEY DONT } HAVE A HE'S BEEN {7 HOPE \(7F] WAS) NOTED \N THE IF 1 WAS we ——— ? We GET |\ ony | VE My vote ) \ CARE WHO CARE You ge | “eee BOOTH AN | THe TWINS, | as Xras: WINS, THEY THE NOISE NUTS, THEY'LL Fe Tion: GooFUS THE ee | Ls HOUR. HE vote!) | Coup JUST WANNA 5 NEW YEAR | 46/96 47896 3S OF THE SES HSV) int BE Sree | Wore \ FATHER. [Cir er 9] Be TH US NEW YEARS | 467964789 ? NTTIN > (TIN Ps —- 2 Jay 0 < \ YES. NOS J HATTIE, ) L TWICE’ | Fp tye COMEDIAN" ('D-YA KNOW) | 768452138 % ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES NO! HE'S.) L bisteict? 7) d=; Ticker ~“ AUTO RIDE 4 JAY MoRE | K. Stew—Her name ix Louise, THE FOOT! | es qo THE {Soxes rk Too POLLS ) Sy A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY Speaking of perseverance, a dog at Highland, Kan., chases every tratr that passes through the town and he has never bitten an engineer yet FOOLISHMENT. ‘While travelling, Henry J VOTING BOOTH, FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, “Why didn’t the dove return to the ark , ause she hag suMcient ground for remaining away,”