The evening world. Newspaper, November 3, 1917, Page 12

[ COMIC PAGE | ‘Evening World “THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY” About Plays’ ML . KNOW YY FINANCIAL ( ConDITioN eever’N ) “_ He DID! H ot the Rialto district's going dark by order of the Fuel Conservation Committees, we did a) little interviewing on the subject last night. Of a dozen or so men we met we asked: “What will happen if they troa out Broadway's lights?’ Here are some of the replies: Frank Wilstach—The supper clubs will have to serve light lunches, EB. Wallace Dunn—It will mean a Jot of men will get Hit up, I guess. Sam Shannon—Sparkling wines will be drunk freely in the cafes, W. R. Sill—The newspap print glowing accounts of thin that will help. Arthur Barney—They'll get some brilliant street speakers for the cor- ners. Loney Haskeli—I should imagine the women would wear brillantine| gowns on Broadway. Louts Robie—Fires of hatred will) undoubtedly be kindled. Sam Schmid—Many eyes will blaze with anger on Broadway. | A. Toxen Worm—"The Torches") will well out night: | MISS NIELSEN WEDNESDAY. | ‘The first Now York performance of Alice Nielsen in “Kitty, Darlin’,” at the Casino, has been postponed from Monday to Wednesday evening in order to avoid @ conflict with other openings. THOUGHTFUL EDDIE, Bight-year-old Eddie Gibbons, a| Staten Island small boy, had just| fone to bed. | “Don't forget to say your prayers, won,” said his mother, “You must ask the Lord for our daily /_Berrer B\-IM wor |p ‘| ) “| “’S'MATTER, POP?” GRTTING ALL Yoy WANT To RAT id ‘Already did it, mother,” sald Ed- die, "And I asked him for our daily | sugar, too.” | PH AND THE TAX. | ¥ re, | wa, ‘bub ve. ; SPOONS AS SOUVENIRS. — ~Tarnens Hitoheock is worried. Six . / ago he ordered a large conalgn- ‘ je forks from Buenos Alres and received assurances that they would be #bipped immediately. He wanted them to give away at the! th performance of “Hitchy Koo." | @ ship dearing them has not ar- rived, so he has placed an order for, 1,000 noiseless soup spoons and will use them as souvenirs. The spoons Are unique, inasmuch as each fs equipped with an automatic muffler. CHORUS MEN LUCKY! £ During the rehearsal of “Miss 1917" | oe, a number which called for irty-four chorus men was dropped. Thirty-four new $40 suits of clothes, already bought, were thus not needed, | eo Managers Dillingham and Ziegfeld made each chorister a present of one. ‘The men are going around to-day looking like a minstrel troupe off \eeone Anitoumcgomeey GO AN ASK “TH ALAS copes = DAWGoNIT= wis fs R \ and Players Decor IFT coud > (faa (OR) BA ( Rin Pmovinence (ie ou wont Bil. By BIDE DUDLEY |]| R-{C™%? yen pein He SAND ANY Berren?) BL _ WOULD Have MERCY \ TAKE TH’ gy a 2 ——__ DRAR! iD- Mora Ni at” , } We, ' a | —< ( jTwar X OUGHTA ae J kell et “TAKE / | 4 MEDICINE AVING in mind the possibility ) ~ : | ever ! Ponite WAY TO ANSWER YouR Daily Magazine By Bud Counihan Condition Won't Improve Unless It's ‘‘Remedied” ! gee r — taal, v WELL HOw CAN ‘ You expec’ ir. | Sue N'FATHEAD! _/ tH~ ME EYE THAN OE JF I wourp Hay Yet THR, I Woutd 4Ave— THPULLE D iT De You CONSIDER ‘Har A YT; fag cin duty. NO TAX IN THIS CASE. Patrons of the Navy Relief Soctety'’s show at the Hippodrome to-morrow night will not have to pay a war tax ra thelr tickets, This {s because the law exempts all benefits where the net receipts go to religious, educa- | tional or charitable institutions or organizations. LIEBLER PLAY REHEARSING. The new Liebler play starring Brandon Tynan has been put in re- HER FOLKS MGHT!(ShE SURE (OHAT we MEAN \ | HER? THE "BES MAN ? poor. WHAT DID) THE , SHE EVER} GROOMS WHAT DID 3) EVER SEE IN WEDDINGS me, SINGLE ? HAVE OME ACROSS || ISA LUCKY } WITH A MORE (~ | GIRL TOGET 5~ LSEE IM | "FRIENDS" Le PRESENT, J ee ¥ THE ceosris¢ v| EXPENSIVE My Boy! (oD YA GET. DAD > THE RICE AN’ ‘wlio OL SHOES ? + as Qn HIS MOTHER | ) THE “ALSO hearsal. With this production the Anal RANS” jeblers will “come back” as pro- JdHo —> ee ae cers. g 60 \ Pe Gossip. Walker Whiteside in “Mr. Jubilee Blackstone neer, has been en- he Top,” which will @ ween on the 44th Street Roof, A performance of “The Very Idea” will be given at Plattsburg Sunday night for the soldiers, | roadway hears Marion Davies ts, writing a play for her own use next) season, She writes her own scen- arios, Nat Wills has arranged a tramp party for to-morrow at his home in| Jersey. The elite of hobo stage so- | clety has been Invited, | Elizabeth M. Murray, recently of “Good Night, Paul,” has returned to | — Vaudeville under Alf. T. Wilton’s di- rection, She will open @ tour in Chi cago. In a forthooming Paramount pic- lure Florence Vidor has to engage in @ bair-pulling contest with the star, mer : he answered pleasantly, Hing fin't in evidence Sessue Hayakawa. She yanks until | sh th o really and truly." B $ in this place, are they? nth oF an y Bide Dudley $55,000 have been bought by the mem ATTLE girl tenidly asked the | Of |cn, “and-—and" Leics of orators in here \ glad to hi y if you Coy the Press Publishing Co. (Te New York Evening W rok bers of the various Henry W. Say drug clerk for a package of Want -| And now you «re satistied,” he to t Lpahtin 9 crowd the brainy organizations now on tour. The pink dye, ; Rien ane hee hte vughin 66] Wisut been in here)a crowd, We had a fat man in here | ¥ ie ; ig, sgt company 00k $15,000, “What do you want It for?’ re- | the n grow is going——t > Bids <d an hour a-whi ; ba x th i t ‘a made you), d ie shateeed apie oom The elaborately costumed manni- | sponded the cierk, “Woullca ur cotton araW lk wloting Rinvinlte GOLF VS. THE GIAL. | : V od Audience, BYE Tm only ttle He p m eneak Kins of “Chu Chin Chow" will furnish | goods?" Sry elon yet pe lori re ; is AG er . Fliecci ne hi bi an Pippin. He sara @ a fashion show as an after dinner) “Neither,” pats ble h What Is) 66 vat Ww Gentleman led his hamburg ‘Oh, 1 ° holder ought to be feature in a Fifth Avenue home | ma’s stomach nls zellow flows ha narked — > ud one of them bile orators! in her ! tice, How's that ‘Tuesday night | have t | A MIND CONTENT ul t ‘ . — =. la pretty « orn 2NRY HOLLINS, « young mil! ymand ™ V said? asks the A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. _> : , bd s avat at | alt . 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