The evening world. Newspaper, October 30, 1917, Page 18

SRR Evening World Daily Magazine JOE'S CAR | Joe Changed His Gears and His Mind at the Same Time! Capyriaht, THIN, Proms Pubtiontna Ce 0% ¥ Evvnine Wendy EVERYTHING ~ we'ie Keer IT! saioniconininati s 3 RTHUR HAMMERSTEIN has sold the “Furs and Frills" pro- duction, which closed an en~ gagement at the Casino Saturday night, to interests represented by Max Sptegel, and the latter will reorganize the company and send it on tour. Broadway hears the transfer means that Mr. Spiegel is to pay much at- tention hereafter to what is known as the first-class theatrical business. Hoe is interested in the Bued ie yong fe said Mr, HL nmer= etein $10,000 for “Pure and Frills ‘Twas TOO HOT FOR HIM. A noted violinist and an equally noted pianist heard Jascha Helfets, the Russian boy violinist, Carnegio Hall Saturday afternoon. They were in a@ box. The violinist ecomed disturbed at the wonderful reception accorded Heifetz, Turning te the pianist he said: “It's too hot in here.” | “For violiniata, yes,” replied the) other musician, “but not for pianists. ITs “WORDS AND music.” Hitcheock & Goetz have decided to eall the new musical revue they are) about to stage “W Wellington Crose is ‘wo the cast. “OVER THE TOP” NOV. 15. ‘The Mossrs. Shubert announce that “Over the Top," the new musical | revue, will open on the Forty-fourth Btreet Roof Nov. 15. It will be pre-/ sented as @ regular theatrical enter- tainment beginning at 9 P. M. A FOOLISH OLD CLOCK. A Flatbush woman, who wishes her| identity kept @ secret, sends us tho following joke: “What time ie it?” “{ don't know. The clock 1s otrik- ing.” Then, by way of explanation, she adds: “We have a clock like ‘th It strikes one thing and indicates an- other. It makes me awfully cranky, but what can you expect Im Fiat- bush?” BY WAY OF DIVERSION. All wars have their victims, you just bet your life! 1 mean those who suffer because of the strife, Now, I'm! a war victim, though I'm far away | from where the guns rattle In battle each day. 1 go to the corner to get | . I plank down my nickel and say: “There you are!” The sales- | man in charge says: “A penny more, I pay but I'm sore as @ goat, aw it were. I get @ nice shine and the boy shakes his head and hands back my nickel as though it were| lead, “Ten cents, please!” he mur- mui “De shine he is high. De war make heem cost twice de money to buy.” And th how it goes, Ev'ry purchase I make helps strain my | poor roll till I fear it will break. All wars have their victims—that's al- ways been true. I guess I'm elected and, friend, so are you. HER THEATRE PARTY, When Norworth and Shannon's “Odds and Ends of 1917" played Al- bany last weok Jack Norworth jearned one of his cousins, a aixteen- | year-old girl, was attending school | re, To A. A. Duchemin, bis repre- | sentative, ho said: | “Call my cousin up and invite her to have @ theatre party to-night. Give ber twenty seats and charge them to me. ‘An hour later Mr, Duchemin re- ported that the «irl wanted but three seats. Mr, Norworth phoned her at| once. | “Bring all the girls in the achool,” he said. “1 don't want to, Cousin Jack,” she replied. “Why nott™ a there are only two that I e” “{ finally succeeded in persuading her to shelve the vendette far enough | to bring ten,” eald Mr, Norworth, “but she added the seven only as « favor to me,” I CAUGHT IT A “WEEK AGO" DOWN 7H BAY ! “IVE. BEEN KEEPIN’ (TY FOR, 5 Y' BIRTHDAY “Bod DAWGONE “THATS SOME FISH . ANDY’! WHERED ords and Music.” | the latest addition | MY MAW WANTS To (Now CAN SHE TBoRRow A CouPre of FRESH GossiP. | ‘The New York State Hotel A» tion bas taken 900 seats for © Up” at the Hippodrome next week Bidonie Espero, a New York girl,! bas an important role in the support of Alice Neilsen in “Kitty Darlin’. Dillingham & Ziegfeld announce that Bunday concerts will be inau gurated at the Century Noy. 11. Hugh Ward has bought "Katinka" for Australia and J. and N. ‘Tait will present "De Luxe Annie” in that country. Leo Newman bes taken Archie Smith and Lillian Marck, society dancers, under his wing and will offer ‘s musical version by Edgar Allen ill be culled “Toot, Toot! ls of “Jack O' Lantern” au admirers who might send them rs to send the m« n stead to the Treasurer of the Glob and jet bim buy comfort kits for wuldier thy Donne: It tn in hs Ls at the Broadhurst Theatre. “ (FE HIS LAUDRY (ea Mann, of the Bronx, he bad fiat fost SHY IN MY HELL HAVE TO CHS BeAr = . shuc sald he waan't WASH THIS MEET HIS GIRL A 10 SHIRT? ~ WHAT D'YA ad lived in apartments al ife. ' YouR BiLL'}) WITHOUT A a i ed MEAN “DONE FOOLISHMENT y — - ald POUAR! ey FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE My the an wou 1 Wy y pecan it lp crouiod\s SUPERFLUOUSHAIR if "RESOLUTELY CURR ANPRED / sed, Mo Pre © Depllatortes Pongint Vrivwey A (IDA \ FiNBERGER Reon 1204 45 West tari) St SHRUNK Bumstead’s Worm Syrup. . om qoM HELLO BLANCHE —“This ts doe - ~~ SAY — bib THAT MAN WHO CALLED UP ABOUT THE CAR LEAVE HIS ADDRESS, OR SAY WHO HE WAS OR, ANYTHING? ( DAWGONNIT , SHE USED “To MAKE “His IN SECOND" AN Now SHE BARELY GETS | and Players F 1 | aw Teen Wim (ve CHanced, Gost = 1 WIS L CouLd : a | MY MIND! Tee Him 1 DONT FIGURE OUT WHAT MAKES By BIDE DUDLEY | -WANTA SELL (T Now —L cet HER SO PoPEY ON HILLS ew. : | HE STARTER FIXED AN’ LATELY — No PEP — I Sts CAtED TH \e YouD MIND tr Y' BIRTHDAY NourRe A LIL PREMACHURE “ANDY = MY BARTHDAY | ANT UT “Yo-MoRROW mano J Comrright. 1817, Prose Pebtining Ce (NT Evening Werte One Fresh, the Other Hard Boiled! The Story of Two Eggs: Yeun Her we HAVE ONLY ONE In THe House Ste Sez THAT's Ste Wit cer He OTHER ONE OFF YA SOME OTHER TME =—— f~ 5, 5 WELL Y’SEE “BoSS-mMeE AN' “TH FISH ARE GETTIN’ IMPATIENT? | — aaa 4 KINDA X @O-myi SONT {SMart eE PoP oe “SOMEWHER j N NEW Y " ‘ " N NEW YORK Pack All Your Troubles in a Laundry Bag—They'll ‘All Come Out in the Wash”! TS MV LAUNDOY ) THEY BOTH PAY THE SAME PRICE FOR. THEIR LAUNDRY. (VIL BET THE, THis auy cuts COLOR WILL RUN > NE UP? C I & x | AT THE HALLOWEEN ( MY SON, THIS 'S NOT MASK PARTY $ = eee WAS ONCE YOUR. OWN "HANKIES? FATHER'S SHIRT ! eS MA. NEVER BE ELECTED ON THE LAUNDRY TICKET ! By Jack Callahan HANE YA GOT ANY \ GOODNESS! SAND PAPER. COLLARS, THE KIND THE "ROUGH NECKS” ———_ WEAR ? YA KNOW a) Dv “COMEDIAN” ANY MORE ay JOKES ?¢ V7. 2 \ THOUGHT THAT. WAS A KNITTING