The evening world. Newspaper, October 27, 1917, Page 10

SO eee a mae = m Or 5 [__comre race | Evening World Daily Magazine pid You Gav AND Lut PUT refi HEY! Lorra! i pated BIDE DUDLEY f Abe t Pl THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY Then Who—er—How—er—Oh ! ou ays BP ie AW aesy Your 19° FiDO" IN vf “Fipo” serer : ' LOTTA’? } e ye ¢ i | 2 IN “THE Bonstelle, In the cast are Lowoll . \ . : a), } | IY } " Ye CURLY + -and Players PARLOR * MiGd oon ia ype 1 PY | af. Benen Lindsey Skinner. It ts to be produced — hill, Annie Hughes, Sherman, Lily ¢ Mra, B.A. Bi Marion Mores } ert Adams, Charles H. He’ " man Gerold, Robert Forsytt ; Macey and Arthur Allen. A NATURAL MISTAKE. An elderly man with whiskers ap- | proached J. Louls White, comptroller! Pauline Whitson, { x of the Hippodrome, as he stood in the i big theatre's entrance yesterday and asked: "Ia this the Punch & Judy The- atre?” . ! Tt gave Comptroller White a shock. “TL think {t's in the box office thore, in the right-hand corner,” he replied. BELASCO PRAISES “CHU.” Regarding "Chu Chin Chow,” David Belasco has written Hiliott, Comstock & Gest In par’ fol } “Congratulations! I saw your won- ; derful ‘Chu C > it night at) } the Manhattan Opera House, f was stirred and charmed at the beauty vt) t the acenes and the fascination of the atory. I have never secn anything like it. It is marvellous. Again, con- gratulations!” 4) HE LIKES BAD PLAYS. A. T. Murphy ts chief clerk at the | St. Charles Hotel, Atlantic City. The very first performances of many { plays take place at the Apollo Thea- ire on the Boardwalk, and Mr, Mur- phy invariably attends them. He Is in New York on a brief vacation, Laat night he went to a theatre which has @ recognized hit. It is a well acted, interesting, smooth running play.’ Later a friend met him on Broadway and, knowing he had at- tended the play, asked him how he liked it. “Not very much,” replied Mr. Mur- phy. “What was wrong with it?” “It ran too smoothly for me,” sata the Atlantic Cit 4 STRANGE, Ed Plottle, tho wel putoher at the Majestic Theatre, icranton, Pa., pos' ds as follows: “Yesterday was Liberty Day, and) ~=BACHELOR BILL the strangest thing happened to mo| at the Majestic. At the matinee my | Copyright, 1917, Press Publishing Ce. CN. ¥. Evening World) sales were $14.92 and at the night] Performance they were $17.76, Look at those figures! 1 guess that’s some patriotic, eh?” By way of explanation, it may be stated that in 1493 Columbus dodged the submarined and came here to es- STRANGE known candy Caper 1117 Press Pubiianing Co OFT Rewning Werle) tablish Columbus Circle, and in 1776 he Birth of a Nation” was filmed, wrativ- BURNSIDE BARS PIGS, Bome of the chorus girls at the Hippodrome asked General Stage Di- rector Burnside yesterday for per-| inission to use Vacant stalls in the big theatre's basement as homes for pigs. They said they were believers in the “Keep-a-Pig" movement— whatever that is. Mr. Burnside sug- gested that they keep their porkers at home. He feared they might put| the Hippodrome (excuse us, please) om the hog. ar TO EDWARD E. RICE, Matt C. Woodward, whom Kdward | BK. Rice brought to New York fr Chicago as @ lyric writer in 1887, written the following poem, whic will appear in the programme of the Fico testimonial af\kuymond Hiteh- eock's Theatre to-morrow night “Dig ry year since fir we wet | “SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK” The Annual Ball of the Rain Lifter’s Association Is Always a ‘‘ Swell” Affair! By Callahan , a eae TAILOR, GlarHeh tt, rem Peng Ce. UE #, Bring Wea THE Se TA ———— Lee 25¢ To GET) WATCHING SPLITTING THE MARCH, We SERGEANT AT (ig 1 WERE A MAN) HOW DID THESE IN, AND HIS, ' RIOT BREAKS OuT 7!" TELL THEM A JOY KILLERS LITE ASSOCIATION TO BE HELD EN THey | “SUITS " . LADIES TO | HOPE: A THING OR TWO! 2 AT THIS HALL NEXT FRIDAY pes us Nor OUR THE RIGHT, DOuT TEAR CHANGES HIS BADGE LTC GET IN? | EVENING, TICKETS TWENTY con ote PRESIDENT. GENTS To | UTHt : To RECOROING DON'T NOTICE THEY FIVE CENTS, LADIES FoR. 75 ¢ Fo MARCH! THE LET! | PARITY — ( ) tem .constance! ) HAVEN'T rR gp By I *\"NOTTIN", Music BY OUR A HAT — ONG LONG TO ose Caan FAVORITE § —4—————_—— CHECK ! DAG. VE? Sew cane’ id THIS Gor HE THINKS ; THE i spore hap ——_ ASY nterurTs Tye pace) HELL NEVER BELLE 0 Bat ike sine ae (rureay!) (@ 7 EERY Dace Fook 1S Bas caeen — Pas “ComeDiAN?” Above Haren! A SLIDING HIS MIND? | ly My? LiL DARLING $ is man in the “bis, | Gossip, BMéward Ellis and Cathleen Ne Mave Joined "Cheuting Cheaters William Christy Cabanne will re- turn from St. Louis to-night. dames L. Cra has been engaged n” Melting of Mol‘y 1 a 1] : ( La | ‘ f a id s 4 yf SHOES ve announced that Marguertte | 7 == - - a — — — —- ——~— - Para " raised $15 " * e a ” tt a rT 000,000 for Li in Cincin. | faces ‘at you through the tce—you me Cwith meniagal lense ter) rowan | © (nterrupting with a whoop)—| (With cc d screams of terror Listen! Is it very common? the four make off across the stubble, | B (with much pathos)—Common, | That night, at 10, to settle | dear boy! It ts the sub-proletariat of At on, I says. It was an ola (| but it seemed so appropost thay, | just had to redeem it. He sneers. “They used to tell th one in Barlow’s Minstrels,’ he says, 3 rand opera,’ I says, justy | Lucile the Waitress == By Bide Dudley _ y bonds Camp Comedies By Alma Woodward Nellie Mutier ft R ae = | him. Ai much of tt : = he i mean do you ; night quie | he Pi > ybil ‘The Ni " ; vurse not!’ he states, ‘Ml in Hoyt Conrright, W015, by the Ives Publishing Co, (The Kew York Lveuing W er seen one? (Jumping What in—wh | Copyright, 1017, by the Press Publishing Co, (The New York Eveaing World strels don’t sing in grand b New York. THE TSETSE FLY 1 him)—Boy, | Votco (s« It 1s I—4 1166 BH had a grand opera singer| “That so? I sa ‘I been in Grand| "Then I've got you bested,’ I aay Scene: Camp Upton, Time: Afternoon | nt I can see | have Hee FERUIDE WP OR St tse W in here to-day,” sald Lu- | Rapids,’ ne owe they do sing in Gras BARNEY'S LITTLE SCHEME. PF bes de ans Een naioeonh algte’ as a E : Burbank the nd the sleeping potas een | cile the Waltress as the) “I hadn't, but it was a white lie, Nagin, that: mase ante - (Three voya are ng a convalesce ¢ as ‘ r de lure ang Island into ® victim| “ e es \ a ply long pit Their poses, lax almost 0 a gelatinous degree, result in a potpourri of putteed| something deadly and sic him, on W much he| Friendly Patron unfolded his napkin, | since he needed to be stopped #0 tF® | into the kitchen and soon pred s we ‘i knees, capped heads and gauntleted hands that is most confusing.) Percival! Confess! Ia It not 8 & to eacrifice| “A real one?” he asked, mendous, He frowns at me. ‘Don't| with his hash, He eats in solitwe (fanning the air) nething’s ea rs eon ay NO 208,01 MEME) sate guid he was, but the famillar| You understand mez ho asks, I /until the last vestibule of the ash, . ms . \ boys, an e'll have the carbolle kid | P 4 vleloto @ yo! A \s en he ds heen fi around here for a half] C (taking up foaming nt the mouth, Warching se Jway he went after the bash at Af (OR | cn named thet u know,’ he says, as he r, Have you seen it? point)—Ho car very carefully you will gee that 1|,,A (mirth amothered by blanket —| teen cents per dose made moe Super Ic nce, 1 says. ‘that I've sung with Cag n germicide t » the ! he foo ‘He laughs best,” « akes his| ‘Named what?’ he says, rough- ! t ne B (pumtn )—I've seen so] Rermicide in his hip pocke fly on the floor of stitious of him, When he takes his | ui ys, | ae : fl the g around since I've | time a 0 ine thing In my right band Seat he says to me: ‘Ahem, iittle| !tk ve Bix! ast id you ever sing camply oa nothin jeeve! bs Wee vo Si ‘ be or I wouldn't notice a] Dre \ b ue for ua ail to urter wild Br nia ie ates }lady! Do you think hash will Injure| ww nd fellow cl 1 6 me slot," Gn aaiee A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY Zeppelin if tt don w ‘ e id jump for the tall timber, or ae ee ‘d the voice?’ wisht a’ been one ne 1 tell him joyfully, * Eve yo pri going \ (peevishi hate bug! A (ma hd made a rt “It gurprises me about a fitney’s | mob, ner noarby grins so/ wait till that hash gets to wort y “ > ‘There ' ke shrapnelled Hetntes, | Bang boss, was given a fod ‘i gl ~!quick he almost cuts his mouth, My|on you.’ That's where he goes ote © (agree do I—and «peak- | —There's ned Jod| worth, wut I don't lose my avoirdu-; Butt Nt ee aieual telnene | at ; i" 1 manancre it ¢ el catapult over the aide of the | with « ratlroad construction comp, tty “Phe hase 1 ffend the singer clouds up. ‘Gimme Do you really think he sang | ing of bugs—there goes Percival mManancre tt le (Hang!) |fivver and come inte eudden contact > Prinoe, ‘Hayit »PANY | pols, ‘No,’ I tell him, ir) aad | hash and cut out the camouflage,’ he] grand opera?” asked the Friend ax | 1 (waking up a bit)—Sure enough . what @ whopper—what ts it? val, who pales to a beautl- |.2¢ nore Me ns Ayt. One day| won't hunt your volce, but, ob boy,!says, When I don't reply he gives «| Patron, That guy's a bug on bugs. I wonder] B (taking @ look)—That, my dear |! ! baa green.) © - oe to) it wee Be er than usual! wnat 1t'll do to your stomach!’ @neer. oak LKaly you fonts know] “Oh, be mlgpt ‘a’ did it once tts, one eh ia he i (rasping)—Wh-wha-what ts { 8 gang of black Haytians bega: all & " Ko 15," ho aay t ut now he told me ¢ . wherebe got tt Algernon, 19 th Pecullar to} ¢ (hoaraely)— tsetne fly! Car-| shirk, and as the chict engineer rode| “He's feeling tmportant~‘That's easy jot of stuff in that hash ; yway,” \ What was that?” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. A (hastily)—Got what? Long Island as people in| rier of the bathing suits. Pp the m 1 it, but it} to t deadly disease known| up of his horse the Irishman was | to eee #0 I decide to tody bim along. |that I don’t know about,’ I says. ‘I'll ha Hall B—This germ manta. Ho eo a ence--the @LEEPING | heard to shout: ‘Singer? I ask. fetch you @ whisk broom with it.’ “Ho said he sang with Campar ‘asters ee king candy out of horrible death in evarything about will see hs init the cat but- | SI¢ sually found in the “Allez — you sons of guns — alles!" * "Tv AS og im grand opera,’ he re- “‘Broom! For what?’ he shoots| when that's the name of,a ship, & “What kind 4 thes, Can't oven gna ce faloag on naurance, You can t must have been looking for| Then, turning to the engineer, he if A back. @ singer. Want some ‘20 tick candy iam Can't ere see yho Joke about boll tt and tt will escape with the steam | winter sports and found—Yaphanigl | eaid: “I curse the day I tver learned Piles in one of them ‘every day OO] ‘o's you can brush off a nico! are you off it for life that) . ( t germ Jerman, You can freeze it and 1; will make WP (petrified)—Did it t-t-touch ygp? thelr language,’—Harper’s, currence’ tones of voice, clean place on the floor to have your dose?” | { ,