The evening world. Newspaper, October 24, 1917, Page 22

ea ee , ; Wednesday, October 24,1917, By Bud Couni r “THERE V'GO —OH! IF You Comrright, 1011, Prese Pat .¥, Rveming Wertey About Plays (ana ce BOR PooR BOY “TH “TINIEST SPARK. > i dy , To BoRRow “ae ie . Tess :, Crs R ME ' ’ and Play ers / —————— (F200 , FROM ANXIOUS “To GET ‘ares wor I SAID OF Gaur ie ~ J YouD NEVER ‘ aaeeas Y' BROTHER “RED } Our oF DEBT! =X WOULDNT LEND ( uve MaARRIeTA By BIDE DUDLEY Nea oe ean ake Me % WOT Does TH’ } pant 1 F RAYMOND HITCHCOCK and \ BiG GRAFTER © 7 a ea ; Baer MAR f bk E. Ray Goetz bave thelr way, wane with Mee J Seto Coe Ethel Barrymore will be un- reali ar i der their management next season. Since thesy two young producers UPPORT . sunched “Hitchy Koo" and began to pester the old 1 teller, they have becom an , and you bet- ter look out or t yi be doing a@ lot of things to dr il care away for the man who has ) pilus 2 cents for the war tax, in bis jeans, Along about Lecember something they're to stage another revue with Sam Ber- nard, the Dolly Sisters aud every- e o bing. And now they're tompung Ran Mise Barrymore and sue ie jondiag ~ r4 he ear, ai-ioast, If sue tually con- ae = sents vo leave ue bronman ua bageo~ ment and attach her Jane henry wa t : Hitchcock #& Goes contract, ane will jos fe t arred in @ comedy drama yet to — Ot Sayway, nobody can say the bhkid MATTER, POP? ” P boys don’t go after the best help : anybody could hire. isasieae 4 A NATURAL MISTAKE. , — ; % i On-4, 1 Guess A ee tase ‘The husband of Billie Allen of ‘Pure and Frilis” at the Casino gave “Prearde PoP MAY Bire WONT Do FI r conuy. M h P KED Ore on recurning Rowe I dave A You ANY HARM FoR THar Bre, {rom @ matines, found Jocko knit~ Ung, She let him alone, and by 7 Now P, M. he had finished @ pair of socks, To her surprise, however, the actress iscovered the socks had fingers. 4 Then it dawned on her that she had forget to tell Jocko there are no monkeys ainong the fighting forces road Bite oF LEMMING “Pie Te cower i § —— om j BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Va He had an awful cough, did Bill of that he wasn't ili, In { Wp \ AS folt ail right, He coughed so ‘ " home that he annoyed his wife and family; #0 he'd go out at night He'd take his hat and start | away, and then decide to see @ play. | He'd ‘buy a first-class seat and there! ‘ r) | he'd sit and cough and cough while others near would grow! aad scoff and show excessive heat. Tho vil- lain with bis fendish laugh would have his threats cut equare in half} by Bill's explosive noise, and when) the girl would tell her tale ¢rom Bill there'd come a “Whee haw” wail that knocked her off her poise, Next when the mother eons of, he did it to Bill's awful cough, and that’s the way ‘twould go, The audience, BACHELOR BILL on going out, would say beyond the slightest doubt it was ao awful show. Bul isnt just one certain man; he represents & coughing clan that seoms to find delight in ing to @ play to bark, instead of jwenting @ park where coughing is all right Perhaps you think I'm just a crank It may be true, but still, I'm frank to say | cannot see why Bill should be 4 allowed to throw oold water on a ~ whole blamed show. It's terce, you | Coprvigh!. 1911, Press Pubiiehing Ce. (N. ¥, Evening World.) ‘ must agree, THEY LIKED MIS6 BURKE. é Broadway heard mst night that % Billie Burke and her entire company went to Plattsburg last Sunday and gave an afternoon performance of “The Rescuing Angel’ for the enter- tainment of the soldiers The boys @eve Aiiss Burke an ovation. LAMBERT COMPLETES CAST. Richard Lambert bas ongaged a strong cast to support Kleanor Painv- erin “Art and Opportunity.” it in- cludes Frank Miiis, Grant Stewart, Cecil Yapp, Katharine Stewart and Martin Haydon. The company is ro- bearsing under Cilfford Brooke's di- ME FOUND A WORM. All sorts of strange things hap) te the Bronx. A man wrod) J. Rosentha, Manager of the Bronx Opera House, to complain that he bad ;! Retain han auaaee Be Souent i just outside that theatre. 6TE kc i | yee ‘age A AM ROOM "SKETCHES ; §tT" the lotter demanded. Mr. Rosen- HE ust bess aryrw GETTING CAME IN : ive @ ailk worm send It to mo AND SAT ON ; ‘and I'll put tt to work. If it's a com “STEAMED i mon worm I'd advise you to save it “s ntti apring and go ” upr: Seat? ae Gossip, r Shaw is again in the Zi “Midnight Frolic.” galiiag A. U. Woods has invited many : £ clergymen to see “On With Tha . / IN HERE Dance” at the Republic next Tuesday ieee and Wednesday. / The benefit for B. B Rice at Ray- . mond Hitchcock's Theatre next Sun- day evening will . - : day evening offer a very inter. The Hippodrome’s warvico flag, bear. ing elghty-seven stars, is fying over the bix theatre's entrance. It ts a source of much pride to the entire Hippodrome force. Penrbyn Stanlawa, the artint, dreased three of bis models {n military wa form *, Jast nicht and they sold wine “e while skating at St | c » V. Hobart will direct the rehearsals for his new farce, “What THIS "YOUNG MOUNTAIN” “TRYING TO Pp ‘TAKES THE BATH To Hiren Oa VLE TELL HIM, NLL NOTIFY | REDUCE. iy CALLIOPE” IN THE WIFE | WAS HIS RELATIVES! THis “ANT ROOM. OUT.’ TOWN! - HILL” MUST WANT (IF THAT'S FORY COMEDIAN” TO BECOME A MY BENEFIT, GREASE HE CAN STOP Spot. RGHT NOW! Me iM Ay WHISTLES THINK ITS (° TIME ‘TO NICE WEAK AND GENTLE "RUBBER." q WHO MASSAGES . You INTO A ‘ HALF HITCH KNOT! oo" Go AS FAR AS YOU LIKE WITH THIS HERO 1S TESTING THE ICE COLD PLUNGE THAT'S ALL HE DOES IS TEST iT! 1 HOPE ¥ DON'T CATCH A FRESH COLD! C'MON TURN OVER! BUSINESS OF MAKING SOAP BuSBLES WITH YOUR. “ASSISTANCE” PLAYING ' Your Hashand Doing” 1¢ it doesn't fo he won't be able to Diam tho atagn rector, rhe Menaemn Shubert have ont in| —— 7 ™ a reheares) "The My ‘of Mattia," he 7 Marta Thomnaon i LS J | other white, But really that wouldn't She was young when Adam fit |) ———————— — ———E found Jock tongue-tied and gnable haa the pring C \ . ‘]] | be necessary, boowuse | know from her |“Haven't I met you nomewhere be- | || ’ ™ <1 ae I | $2, Boal) So mano sd (he) i veges | ¢ = > \ Bhe's | fore?” to Eve. You may think she’ wT | AOR Reiee RESRE WDE q : ! she y ey p Cc om | letters just what she looks tike. ua || e é S 100 1eS Reontat ten a tn ae Lyrenm Minetenta wilt he held Friday ec 1es small and not too thin, with great Losbatind win bean She's [! Ls or 2 We must make a start.” evening at Palm Garden i ‘ : ) dé hair; not. Its palsy! jodmother? She's “What will I say?" , | Garden By Alma Woodward Jig dark blue eyes and blon the safe ono Cinderulla, used! TIBLE. : ' No reply Anourne FA INAIIMES J | ana— A (trogically)—Tell her i've gone e. Inngeie , | {ng as if carrying a hodful of mortar) «wii T heein, ‘My dear witeta esTkanltiknwecelane tues'| Covyreit, 1017, by the Pree Pubwoing Co, (ihe New York Evening World), B (causticatly)—Listen, darting! If]—tcl hor I've been shot as a spy—| JT WAS the war of 1990 and the Ama- | up and down a ladder, ye," sald Jock, “pit that 2 9 Sorevt is TLE GODMOTHER, you could see the expression on your| tell med m send} sone were anand ip battle, bes ts yourself that's working mighty | That'll amuse her.”--London TiteMiits »v are sald to have ber SCENE: Ca Upton. 1 g aes look for cheerfully)—That's {t. Weil he lady colonel was rallying hard to-day, Kelly!” expostulated Lecees > married abroad, bone Torouee af teak, (tae tedaste bie Pores Adhd due to an over: fee ok Bie OR ee Te to imi-| tell her you're dead, What are you/her troops, among whom pantie) Murphy THE ONLY WAY, saan eastern Gue: Stair renlectin surrounding landscape, due to an over= J weud of, dear? ; ay “Whist! I'm Just making @ fool of HE Carnegie Foundetton' A THONIAUT EAR TO Day. Poe a taue aoup, await the visitors due to arrive on the nest train.) | tate a human being, ‘A (as he runs)—Hesrt disease—ty. | ome Ukely to spre a ing ner| te, boss!" said Kelly, winking slyly. 66 | praia. unde Samar hs Galak hasta Wt Fictioennta a ecverqiecbad Wonder wae | ‘A. (heatedly)—Just because you| phoid— diphtheria — ptomaines — en- Women,” she cried, waving her how are you doing that, nt resolution to the eect haf n atone of wand Inck Morday. & started the idea, anyway? you asked ner to come down, kid. YOU! haven't got a godmother 1s no reason | fe°ic—— parasol, “will you give way to man . that the only way to Ingure rafiroad train killed hia old roan cow B (with curiosity)—Whatl know Buddy, it's an historical saying 60! B (calling after him) —‘That'e| nish fears?” Murphy, {t's as easy as kiss- manent world pe to orush | dea, Buddy? vthat (distance lends enobantment,! why , enough! You're dead long ago! | For a moment they pulled them. |!)8 your hand! He aces me going up "said Capt. W. BE. Dame of FOOLISHMENT, ae horny. Gia hb whan MMIC te you ie macomia | NelMe Girone nearer) —Train's| (Tho godmother approaches, scan-| selves together, yet still hesitated to the ladder with my, bod full of more | the Rough Riders, in his Nagas v ne cummed |. ety vm TH aing the hosmon bULswerly 5 iy - ar, @ ka vor r. it, pric | 6odmoth a, ar pting Simost bibilcal, as it were! jth ‘Train's Int TRAIN'S IN! j B (swectly)--Are you looking for ‘Then their leader made one | Murps SRO erin nano noatal reminds me of the 4 woldiers and ; ns th EA (oocky, though peeved)-on, | (There ts @ wild dash to the rail-lany one, madam? Perhaps 1 can ay- Baten! Ate you woine tol Uimeieatctinemoneeacee me the} well-dressed chap in the poligampae write and send packages and things. t know. 1 can't see that any of |T0ad tracks, In the crowd thet) sist you | Hien eather in a AsMnGn Ame!"—Youth's Companion, ho P Pi: ° | . b nal ‘uh Fe its] She (exposing space where tn oe y i neeneas = 4 , ky fellow hat ry B ul é Fz you are tho original “why-girls-leave- | @ghts 18 @ figure remarkable for pos! re incisors en fe '§ are not being worn?’ brought in on i stretcher ROM THE CHEATNUT TRee | cB. Gearesfal a n't k n ly Whol Lceairccd Oren heya ae Ne Ratha whlch Reo all Aancaen’ OMann ence fiwurtshed) —{ am looking for fe] When feat ort es successful | WIFE WouLD APPRECIATE IT; licaraeant ania tb nee ae igor ernin’, dr. Robie, fee aure @ péach of an rns r 4 adopie a ndrewe his| “Never!” cried the Amazons as they | STER home from the! rather sternly: 9 atac Thot was foino murio var aon was| idea. Nobody's fallen We vet t, Pulled down to army regulation angla|of convex—for its vamp gown Of] name ie. 2D ‘ Se eee | ren er yi % layin’ on hts cornet Inat noleht tact, nobody's none ae : you couldn't suspect I had a freckle | {deal furniture covering—and for two| B (trying to hire a dashed forepe to moet the enemy, | te nalies hae been sscouating| wi What have you got tb a oble—Thot wi y Ao! . Any one . ° tf be: ‘all. sacar his expertences amot Scote! 1 *: Ror Thot wasn't my Aon, Mr, | our crowd except you, Buddy. ant ,t?. my Bame. | glowing dots, one yellow, the other Be aan Gar beter ¢ ——— paainenta, Bhd ane at the i ting] } t 1 the stocky’eh Gnscy—Tt weren't? Bure tha toater| Walt till ere gete her first iook at} 2 (pumping him)—s n't sent|White-ehrysanthemums! A second) she (slipping her arm th MAKING A FOOL OF THE BOSS. 4 Aeon | axe Ung the pawl opt me awoke hale the noleht you to-day! Child he Your, uti yeu her photo, bas she, Bud? How're|100k praves she ts of the vintage of] —That's too bad-—but y« a sweet | URPHY was taking a day off} wh. wed,and| ¢ “ i ungodme ll aroune | YOU 89! know her | Methusaleh.) M tll adopt you Instead, Let's M and wishing to enjoy himacit| on ne asked would| serg gractous, ; ne Plans Paving tan ne pity of th ary 4 look completely Ant — - | ‘oll, ¢ a aal 4 like to dictate er he he as- ‘aor tne Pane Paving NY AO jtenane, | the pity of the BP. C. Aut i) Cooks ompletely asinine)—| 1 (shouting hoarsely)—-Chrysanth@- | R (ihrowing a silent At)—Wnhoever thoroughly ho walked round) |!Ke tp 4 ere ele ey hen @ ae-| mane ribs OMT RCHOOL TE: W"js5 Tel, Momineaids 69b0,| C (Passing the Josh)—You'll be eore | two at arranged that she Is to wear|mums! Great guns, she's got her] started this godmother idea hug the! to watch “the boys."* Ho was sure! brought a table with writing ma-' stocky chap, ‘to only | @ two chrysanthemume-—one yellow, the lampe out for you, Buddy. Young? making of a criminél tn him} prised to see bis friend Kelly work- terials to hie bedside, However, he ington Star. »