The evening world. Newspaper, October 22, 1917, Page 4

4 NEURALGIA PAINS LOSE THEIR TERRORS ‘All such nerve aches relieved by counter-irritant effect of Sloan’s Liniment. Are you tormented by Neuralria, Lumbago, Sciatica or any of thov aches that require « counter Irritant? ‘Then let the soothing, warming appli eation of Sloan's Liniment stop the pain by drawing the blood from the ed part. Tt is the pressure on the nerves by blood rushing to the inflamed muscle or joint that makes you ache Bo when Sloan's Liniment relieves the Swollen blood veancls by setting up « counter-irritant on the surince, ‘hr dirculation ts equalized, sympathetic Berves all soothed, and soreness or lameness disappears. Physicians prescribe many counter- frritants. Sloan's Liniment is probably the counter-irritant mont widely used to overcome painful inflammation tn cases of neuralcia, sore muscles wrenched joints, strains, bruises, gout Rubbing is not required. This clear, clean liquid ts ensily applied, as it does not stain the skin. Generous size bottles at your druggists. 25c, 0c, #1.00, SUNDAY WORLD WANTS THE EVENING WORLD, MONDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1917, DAY WITH ROOSEVELT | AT THE HEALTH FARM By Arthur (* Copyright, 1917, by the Press Pubiishing Co. (Th *Bugs’’) Baer, | New York Evening World), FAMFORD, Conan,, Oot. 22—Camouflaged dalntily In an outdoor evening costume of khaki, and with his feet parked exquisttcly tn suburban dancing pumps weighing two pounde each, Col. Ted Roosevelt chaperoned two dozen newspaper men around Jack Cooper's health farm yesterday, Having postponed last week's exhibition, Ted played a double-header yesterday. He escorted the visiting team of reporters on one of his famous “xtra Inning ankle excursions, and by West the boys were cancelled like a portage stamp, The Colonel is up here o reduce the mileage of his waist ivolrdupols at the rate of one pound ‘eure that the days are getting shortér ITE Colonel reduced weight youter- day but not bis own, Trying to| Connecticut health garage le a mye follow in Ted's agile ankle tracks, he reporters’ constitutions unraveled | us a twin cat with elehteen lives He ike « @weater knitted by one of the Four Hundred. Ted gyrated all over) the Conneatiout landscape Just to re hearer, gyrated his regular matinee performance and then gyrated some more for an encore. Having learned that Bin Taft had ‘duced himeelf from @ group to an individual, Ted made up his mind that no ex-President was going to out- reduce him. The Colonel te also an ox-Prosident, but not quite so ex as Hil, who is much more ex-er. Bill te the ex-est of the ex-Presidents, 8) | exerci Ton Mayor fumbled a fow the Colonel ts growing fewer at the |dumbbells, but what can @ man do with- ratio of one pound a day. If he stays) out an orchestra? Jack also matricu- here a year, the difference will be por- ceptidle. tho time the sun had absconded in the linn, He to Jettinoning his cargo of a day. Which isn’t so bad when you ~—_—-_---—_—_ -- |tery. The Colonel te as healthy now jis bullt ke a mafe. And the olf boy # brown that you couldn't tell him from ap autumn leuf if It were not for accent Dame humor hath it that nel is oot ata health farm for the Katser's The garrulous dowagur of Koamip whispers that Ted ts about to buy a stack of chips in the big ballyhoo, Looks like the wer has finally The wet th wil fa ‘6 © of Mayor Mitohet also to vibraung. Jack got up listening to the Colonel lated in Ted's ankle tournament but eraduated y suddenly. He stopped WORK MONDAY WONDERS Why Ted has interned bimseif tn a] to te his shoelace four times, which ts = — an old sta in athletic circles That neans he was paxing his second wind. ° bed Mnaily, Jack announced that he had| Seen your old sweetheart again! and slummed back to New York in his Come—drop that newspaper for tonight! Maybe she’s tired of a paper wall and silence and the width of a lighted table between you. Maybe she’s thinking of those other evenings when you sat mext each other—and there were no lights. Come—forget the news for once. Take her to a theatre where, any time you go, you'll see a picture worthy of your best and finest moods—clean, well 11 Colonel kept on ‘soooting @round the terrain until all the other contestants had curled up like potato chips. There ts a grey- hound at the farm which accompa- nied the Colonel on his rural tours, He wore his fost down following Ted across lots, and now the poor old greyhound ts a dachshund. It's a tough job emulating Ted's footsteps, but after the firat forty miles you get used to it And after knitting four hours’ steady galloping you are all in, tke lust years wheat crop. You admit that Columbus discovered Armerica but you didn’t realise that No Needles Tr Change Can Be Made Te Play veut 'se soves's's'ey'st| “FAMOUS STARS, SUPERBLY DIRECTED, IN CLEAN MOTION PICTURES” directed, played by famous stars, and bearing a Paramount or Artcraft Pic- ts (Gimovared op sauch of tures trademark. Right now the Colonel ts too bis sack of tricks, He spars with Jeck Cooper each day, and Jack ad~- rest. So Ted merely ran about a million miles, pulled welghts for a er Lake and tossed off a couple of specohes. Cooper Lake Isn't as big henlthy for one little war, They will CP have to build gn annex war to ac- = commodate him. Ted is getting into shape so that he can knock Withelin » - , out of shape. The running track was id d Inid out by that femous landscape and architect, Mother Nature, It la « nice track but the elevator accommo- dations are bad. After running one Inp one of the morning newspaper @ men gent back for a stepladder. f . mits the Colonel shakes a mean pet Cp of knuckles, There was no sparring Hed. woine eailathenice, wrested How long since you sat that way together? Habit has built a wall of commonplaces. You sit on opposite sides of te Lake Michigan Dut It ia just ae a table—and read newspapers or pore over bills. ve But here... . there is no table between you. No light to disclose’ harsh realities. You sit close, side by side, and maybe your hands touch. You are learning how to be lovers again, from fleeting lights and shadows that | move across a screen! And as that unconscious hard crust of life is melted by the kindly warmth: of a finer, tender feeling, you glance at each other and see—no, not brows knit with the problems and plans of today and tomorrow— But the shy young girl and strong, romantic youth of those other, bygone} days and their never-forgotten sweetness! Police of Stamford is one of the You have found your old sweetheart again! finest Chiefs of Police in Stamford Speaking of the situation op the ooo we ee : Edison Shop makes this All the time that the Colonel was ; y spinning this series of gymnastics, offer to all lovers of genuine apinaing pbisi geval: st: SymnAMIsA) crocheting miles of celluloid daguer- rotypes, but the Colonel kept right on, The Colonel doesn't run away and epill all the passengers just because a lone is almed at him. Le is camera broke. ED indignantly vetoed the rumor that bia volce ie on the blink] ” and proved ft easily. His speech was rough but nifty. He spoke fu- ently for sixty minutes and did ev- erything but tell the news bawka news. After Tod Onished speaking, the reporters knew that the Chiof of music: For only $10.00 down we will deliver the Moderne model of the New Edison to your home at once, In thirty days start pay- ing the balance in partial payments of only $8.00 a month. The Moderne model of Mr. Edison's great musical instrument brings you Music’s Re creation exactly as do the models in the more expensive cabinets, We offer the Official Lab yo Model on terms only a little higher, year and a half to pay. meen as j Hajian front, ‘Ted said the Mallen fin tne waar one bare’ And maybe you have not spoken—but you have felt—and understood. feet as sieve, onapeert ot bie day. You have been silent—yes, but it was silent understanding. the, nprin water on "Coovor. Fare , You have learned something, and you have found something fine and tea, He offered to point the way to the spring, but no newspaper me> were killed in the rush The Colonel explained Mayor Mit- Jehel's pilgrimage to Cooper Farm |by stating that the Mayor was fond Jof autumn leaves. | However, a4 you oan get all the Jautumn leaves you want In a pound package of Ceylon tea, there ly some | ruapicion that Jack came up to in. | Music Re-Created | jer Hear the concert of Mr. Edison's ' 1 tp. nel sad th i Wkane New Art in our recital hall — 11:30 | wna wtinatiietonuees tea aint A.M. to5:00 P.M. Ask to hear the that @ man who would ma clean that was getting all dim and dusty and forgotten, way off in a corner behind Business and Household Cares. You have found—yes, LOVE again—in a picture-show by following the Paramount and Artcraft signs! —- = Se eo = Three ways to know how to be sure of seeing Paramount and Artcraft motion pictures Kk, and his busging will Ge some SR yank Moderne model and conipace its [Fontes One Ok bie seesenee. @ © 3) Recreated Music with that which Ske hice hat oa. He wand ) 7 alk: his remarks with @ short sprint you have heard on talking ma | ight miles around the Cooper toyed with a oouple of tho |pound dumbbells and again p Jout the location of the mary spring of pure water, He then | | jumped @ @lx-foot fenoe with the} \thousand pound dumbbell olutched | absent mindedly in one band | aes Which concluded the interview, All | the newspaper aon voted that Ted nich | wae tp sha yr either politics or | Some honest occupation. "Thay "inns W; FAMOUS PLAYERS ~LASKY CORPORATION (A | mediately lett for the raiiroad #ta- ADOLP ZUKOR Pres JRSSK L LASKY ty Pres COC BE MILLE Prete fom (| I |tion, which waa in exactly the op- : Le Sew yor! HY} posite direction from the spring ot) ( a kde By seeing these trade-marks or names in the announcements of your local theatres, By seeing these trade-marks or names on the front of the theatre or in the lobby. By seeing these trade-marks or names flashed on the screen in side the theatre, chines costing twice as much, Draw your own conclusions, The Edison Shop Tho Phonograph Corp. of Manhatian—Prop, 473 Fifth Ave., ,cret, »* *