The evening world. Newspaper, October 19, 1917, Page 22

PAGE JOE a) CAR OK —Te Cars IN PERFECT sHape ! Y'SEE — You KNow How \T 15, MY WIFE CAN'T SEE ANY THING BUT A SEDAN FOR “THE WINTER =--THAT'S WHY \M SELLING It —— ‘f 7 = ~=-AND THEN T TOLD MY WIFE WHY You'RE SELLING (T AND Now SHE HAS THE CLOSED CAR BUG , SO 1 GuESS LL HAVE To GET a SEDAN — Gosh | “Wes. women HAFTA SEE THE SUN RISE BEFORE THEY'LL BELIEVE. L, THERE 1$ ONE WELL , THE Cag’s PRACTICALLY SoLD! “THAT OLD FELLOW SAID IT Suits HIM EXACTLY—PRICE AN’ ALL — HE Just WANTS To TELL HIS and_ Players’ By BIDE DU DL EY | eas WIFE “AND WE'LL CALL Mi : \ 7 wee, in the ne big | " ; gest parade of theatrical people UP RIGHT AWAY! iz , in ite history, Alf Hayman of the \'D FEEL Z. 7 Theatrical War League, which is en- SURER iF Gas! gineering the sale of Liberty bonds In the theatres, has suggested that all actors and managers who are work- 4 ing in this direction form a procession | r and march when the War League's bond selling campaign ends. John L. Golden, Chairman of the league, favors the plan, but wishes to hear from the actors and managers on tho mubject. He suggests that they write him, at his Hudson Theatre offices, their ideas as to the suggested parade. @ the thestrical peopia do march there 3 Saw THE would be possibly 10,000 of them in d Mne The idea would be to exhibit their enthusiasm for the LAberty Loan. | The theatrical contingent should make marchers. Many of them have - jone considerable walking in thelr 18, - WELL I Guess Youur Peric Wertemicn cave oly ec a BELIEVE Now “Har REGLER PALS we ARE! He FIGGERED HIS el rs Taw the YeP| THATS “RED ~ “MAYOR KNOTT"IS A GREAT HE WUZNT MATIOFIED . ‘ Republic Theatre Oct. 29, displacing SHAKIN’ WANDS wit FRIEND OF MINE HUH? WITH SHAKIN’ ONE HAND WATCH" WoULD Be “Peter Ibbetaon,” which will go to iS MoNOR “th' Mayor! hee DID V'NETICE HOW q the Forty-eighth Street. John Mason, NS | on HEARTH HE @Hook Julia Dean, Elleert Huban, Edward HeLL TALK ABOUT “ HAI wo ME! Abeles, Corinne Barker, James Spot- INCIDENT FROM Now Saal yet alilallale dS, feewood and others are in the cast ’ t which A. H. Woods has given the be Tet —F Pose You Morton play. FATHEAD ! ’ BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Baid Silas McGuggin, in Peeweeple's store: “More women are smokin’ than ver before. To-day, in our parigr, I saw my wife ard ona cheap cigarette, My land, I was mad and I says: ‘Cut that stuff! My women can't amoke—I've got troubles enough.’ My wife says: ‘Aw, hush! [ don't like these here things. I smoke for the coupons that smokin’ ‘em brings.’ 1 picked up the box and I throwed {t away. My wife cut me out for the rest of the day, She called mo @ fool and | left her alone. I showed her I've got a strong will of my own.” Said Grandpa “Lat her smoke and I'll bet @ nice little chr them coupons will get.” in a terrible stew #rinned and gave hew. SHE “SAW” THE PLAY. ‘Two women were noticed acting pe- cullarly in the audience at a “Polly With a Past” matinee at the Belasco Theatre recently. y were holding hancs, One, who never looked at the | stage, would frequently burst into laughter. a Chandler, of the Be- lasco literary forces, made a quiet in- vestigation and discovered that the AW woman who was laughing was blind, \ deaf and dumb. Her companion was telling her the story of the play| i through the language of touch. DOING HIS BIT, Raymond Hitchcock believes in con- serving our resources. Because of| [2 the shortage of dyestuffs he is refus- ing to engage any more blond chorus wirle for “Hitchy TO BILLIE BURKE—A POEM! Philip B. Doonor, our West 97th 4 Street poot, saw Billie Burke at the! Hudson the other night. Hurrying WHERE DID THe MisTAWE Come IN MY mAw Ste MADE A MISTAKE 00K KREPING %? NO si, ste J GAVE Me Five CENTS IF / home, he grabbed a pen and cut loose as follows: Bweet. dainty, routhi You Sharmlng itt 1 La adutire your & work, u're worth your weigtt in gold. ‘ / +e | ‘The sweet things 1 could aay of you (bea i" Would pot te awvet enough, tis far, _—— oa Your lovely waye'and manner Deserve 0 trivute ibore thai wal, Lie Burke, Cowrright 1917, Prose Pubiishing Ca. iN Rvvning Wer's ) Shay pl Was ae reat ele Mit Eh Hoop, BACHELOR BILL GOSSIP. Alexander Umansky is to appear in } & ballet at the Century. ; Oscar Shaw will return to “The } Midnight Frolic’ Monday night. He will continue in “Leave It to Jane.” A. H. Woods and William Harris fr. launched Mrs. Patrick Campbell in “The Thirteenth Chair’ very suc- censtully Wednesday night at the Prince of Wales Theatre, London. Willam, Gillette, in “A Successful Calamity,” will leave the Plymouth Nov, 3 and begin an indefinite en- | gagement at the Studebaker, Chicago. | There will be a benefit performance | at the Strand Noy. 13 for the Seaside Home for Crippled Children. Broadway heard last night of the death of Theodore Lefkowitz, former- ly treasurer of the Alhambra Thea- tre, He died at Orange, N. J If any soldier needing a sweater will send his picture and measure- ments to Mary Theatre, the ‘Jac ting Club will fix him up, you bet George Arliss talked so eloquently on the subject of the Liberty Loan at the Knickerbocker atre the other night that Har jomers, manager bought $5,000 wonth of 8 and Herbert Brenon| | ¢ New York state exhib. iting rights to the big film, “The Fall ge tne Homanoffs,” to a syndicate for “SOMEWHE RE | y yr ean ea * } Arai senente have been complied IN } NEW YORK They Call ‘Em “One Arm” Lunch Rooms, but You Need “Three” to Tour ’Em! 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