The evening world. Newspaper, October 18, 1917, Page 20

Sa ee [_comre race | EVening World Daily Magazine JOE’S CAR This Is Unquestionably a “ Fine” Denonsiretion! Thursday, October 18, 1 A About Plays. and Players By BIDE DUDL WEY FoRTY “wo - a OH, 1 CAN GUARANTEE SHE'S IN FINE supe | ¥ St ii mt GIVE You Y'MONEY BACK IE ‘T'FIND ANYTHING | ; AH BABE-EE! WRONG UT HER-- 1 WOULDNT SELL HER, Ol You, BEE oo TIFUL, ONLY MY WIFE INSISTS ON A CLOSED CAR — L HAD THE VALVES GROUND IN LAST WEE LOTS OF POWER — Look AT “HE SPEEDOMETER — WE'RE pane BETTER THAN FORTY 1 THinkt 46TLJ PLLO1” cata o voice over the telephone last night. "Got a great story for you!” | “Shoot! Wo're all ears,” wo replied, the samo being more or less true | “Ever know Harry end Emma) Sharrock, the mind readers?” h (! . 4% Ph ———enonccasnre at “No, but we once met Anna Eva} . <n reg f ¥ me Teele , Fay, the little lady who reaches under L “ ji ent . 2 _ WODDAYA MEAN EURTING the vell of mystery and yanks out| 5 aha’ ‘ 7 ar ane ae a with My WEE? eu the happenstances of the future.” — | “Well, this is about Harry and/ } Emma. They are doing their act at| the Harlem Opera House today and Harry js out in the audience, Sud-) denly he takes a holt of a man's slg- net ring and asks his wife, on the stage, ‘What havo I got here? She says, ‘Come on back up here, quick, Harry! Harry does, and Emma tella I him the man Is his long lost brother, Roger. You see, she read the man's i mind on the family relation. 890) is} Harry beats it out and finds the man! ia Roger from Lewiston, Idaho, or Montana, or somewhere—out near Las Vegas. So they have a reunion after nine years, How's that for mind-reading?” | “Fine! Are they really brothers?” sked. indeed.” Y, SHE CALLS “har BN YOUNG GOoFUuS” A BIG * Boos” AN EVERYTHIN’ NLL THere SHE, 19 IN THERE ENTERTAININ HIM ¢ as gee oie ee, ~—— Weer” Lora See) AN AWEUL - ~ NouVe STILL. Gor q iF HE BORED ‘You ) THAT YOUNG “SAPHEAD™ be wa ay way cad, NT STICKIN’ AROUND! Roe ratienD —ANT GOTTA “TONGUE % 7 ‘ “No, but they're going to celebrate } Hing and there's no telling what ey may pull.” clicking of telephone ‘There wecelvers, sh for a typewriter ere you are! @nd ob, \ BY WAY OF DIVERSION’ BPve gotta speak a piece in school t Friday afternoon, I've worried | ut it till I'm jist as crazy as a on. Oh, I kin learn a speech all ight—the hardest one that's wrote, pe I'm afraid the other boys will try got my goat, Bill Finn 49 sure to | get out there and bug his eyes at me, | nd Jody Brown will pull bis ears as foolish as kin be, Then Red-Head nes will puff his @heeks and squawk st like a crow, Say, if them kids cut jp ike that I'll have to quit, I know. st night I got my dumb-bells out d exercised awhile, When I'm re- ®itin’ they kin grin, but later they @on't smile. I'll lay for all them “azy chumps. Jist wait—the fur will ly! And when I quit I'll bet each f one will have @ nice black eye. A NEW DRINK. Harry Davidson, who used to be) manager for the late Ezra Kendall, tells this one on the comedian: Ken- dall went into a Cleveland water front saloon one night to look for an inebriated friend. Stepping through @ pair of swinging doors he tripped | and fell sprawling on a very irty | floor. Arising, he said to the bar- tender: “L want a whisk broom, a wash rag and some whiskey.” ihe man in the apron placed the thr “There you are, it yourself. It's a HOBART FARCE'S CAST. ‘The cast of George V. Hobart's new ONTO Iwut Gone Yo Swipe Some JAM Tur I CHANGED MY MIND | articles on.the bar. ! he sald, “Mix one on mo.” farce, “What's Your Husband Do- ing?” # complete, It includes Virginia Hammond,, to Ives, Jano Coop- er, Alice Jed Prouty, Clara} Mackin, onnyers, Gus Hegge | and ‘Thomas ark, The Hobart-Jor- dan Company, Inc,, will present the play in theatres controlled by the Messrs. Shubert. LAMBS ARE ELECTING. The Lambs are electing officers to- day, Hither Joseph R. Grismer or Do Wolf Hopper will be chosen Shop- herd. Nat Goodwin was a candidate | for the honor, but withdrew. While | the election may be a warm one, it) is unlikely that there will be trouble. ‘The Lambs, by the way, haven't been battling much lately, Coprridh, 1911 Prose Printing Co OT Rrening Worl) BACHELOR BILL HAY! WHAT ABOUT THIS? | The Powers Hippodrome elephants | were trudging along Fifth Avenue, | near 60th Street, yesterday, each bearing a Liberty Loun banner, when | a richl ed woman in a mous: | ine, spc Mr, Powers. \ t “Phe nis should be rewarded k for their work in the bond-selling t campaign,” she said rd} ' they | nuts, I'l send t a } me bushel if you'll tell me where te bout dusk. it deliver “If you'll let me suggest,” sald Mr. | Powers, “I think they'd pr i) And. to quote M Kk | ten tons of luscloux hay arrived at] | the Hippodrome GOSSIP. Two paintings of Raymond Hit cock have been p ed in front | his theatre wit factory r The tina e Land Free" } \ re-written. meer litte ¢ William Faversham and his com. | pany will ! 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