The evening world. Newspaper, October 13, 1917, Page 10

; 4 { Soe ees TENN ‘ ie ? (“sere rres—] Bvening World Daily Magazine [Sasrreueermaee “ | THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY He Didn't Inherit the GoutmHe Married It! By Bud Counihan » vt vee = aigeimmanses - About ] I Lys fe _ VHETO “Ti ah Bur Denson Tweed ) "6 ~ | OO A, Cen CNG 8 meg 4 | @ wT Oe ja ‘ee... Yee ore Spree eae DTA” © ave Par - tent OF " ” By BIDE DUDLEY 7 ) x oe [ WOL EUeH > Se (°v 1> MeRrEeDiiaRy in under the mane f that rising young pro- * | WORLD'S SERIES DOPE. | By Lomay Meweal CHICAGO, Oct, 1%—The Giants and the White Box are scheduled to play here to-day and either OUR PIECE, SEEMS Muct Copper THAN +416 mv Bvene up) I went into details, the higher of the wring victory, Motir larly impressed and gave me lerview. Sid Mercer read it an deeply Interested. The Interview, sanctioned by McGraw, follows: , we're here. We'll play if It | Aoenn’t rain, and we'll win if we can.” I would not bank too much on what) MoGraw says, though, as he was very busy eating buckwheat cakes and sorghum when I saw him. There is \ great deal of excitement here, No news! MOVING “ANNIE” AROUND. The Me Shubert announce they will move “De Luxe Annie” from the Booth to the 39th Street Monday night, and that two weeks later it will go to the Cort. The announce- ment does not say where “Mother Carey's Chickens” will go. WISCONSIN PLAYERS S80ON. The Wisconsin Players will begin an engagement at the Neighborhood Playbouse in Grand Street next Sat- urday evening. They will offer a repertoire of their most succesful one act plays. The Wisconsin Players began their work at the University of Wisconsin under the leadership of Prof, Thomas Dickinson. HIP FIGHTING “SPECS.” ‘The management of the Hippodrome is making strenuous efforts to stop ‘ulation in tickets for “Cheer Up.” The sidewalk ticket vendors have been driven across the street from the entrance of the big playhouse, but as the other side of Sixth Avenue BACHELOR BILL Ceprright, 1931. 3 ‘Co. jm, ¥, Evening manager of the Hippodrome, has written Police Commissioner Woods asking his co-operation. BY WAY-OF DIVERSION, ‘The German fleet stays in its hole and doesn't care to leave it. The British cruise about the port all anx- ous to receive it. But Kalser Bill, n submarines, is doing all his bank- ing. He fears that if his fleet comes out ‘twill get an awful spanking. knows some British Benny Kauffs are on the bounding billows prepared to soak the first ball -pitched—yes, lam it with their willows. He knows an Admiral McGraw's prepared to do fome coaching, so he prefers to sim- ply let his U_ boats do the poaching. Ob, Kaiser Bill, your team, I fear, has lots of solld bone, sir. And, epeaking, sir, of bomb proof heads— why, what about your own, sir? You Even If Only the Clock “Strikes!” By Jack Callahan _ your nerve i slipping. Why. dont Bs HO AFTER: ; “WS GLOOP TST err rona o COLLECTING FoR THE FART COUNTING HIS BOWLING SLIPPERS! " you show us you're a man and quit, | PRNATE BALL ETC. THIS GOOF or take your whipping COUNT ON GUY WHO TRIES. HAS NO HN Teak oe 5 1 ¢ WO STRIKES) STEER HIS BALL AND Tuis Lu? Gu¥ Gossip. u : — | AND A — BY MENTAL SUGGESTION, ; WITH NOTHING Rachel Crothers has written a play ( i SPARE ee Gls HE GOES 33) HE'S THE D HIS Oni A BALL THAT HI9 PTRaG me Gall ot. Gea Drkmbte : BEFORE TE | OUGHTA HOUND LO fe He ZimiKes, RS Swim Mirror ts A bridegroom. He wife was “ae BN sa (is ANOTHER. ig Rats ; . y " tie a", bi ele. eott. Mr, a : Kappa Epation, but he's been natu- * WHAT)S® 7 THE WISH" DANCE . i SLDESONE® mem yey Oe i fi Hi S dn Boy,” now at the Princess, ts to a , LINE, BUT sep on ees Vat (CR , MARES diers. HIMSELF FOR. A BALL AND SUDES DOWN \ THE ALE! ‘he Passing Show of 1917" leaves Winter Garden to-night, after the longest run that theatre has known. Tt goes to he Shubert, Boston, 1 Stone and his “Jack o' Lan- “ company will arrive from Phila- deipni: a to-morrow by special train, th Me, n will open the Globe's Season Tuesday evening. HOW 'LISBETH DANCES, Elizabeth Gardiner, daughter of Cornelius Gardiner, who was @ part ner of Kirk La Shelle, fs to be a in the new Century revue. neing le in keeping ti lusic a reals, she w Which she sings while The rhyme which keeps her in ol dime . a soe he had his way there'd be an epl-| F 7 ” _ . imal 7 S16 Paes connie 22 Mame. iy him Xp ~ demic of joy in this joint that'd I il } 4 WwW , _ \ dressing down, He's awful sorry, seo Ca mp “¢ He me e di j e S PE AMRIGE cee es auger sucile the altress J] [buts he tgaae ret Is, “yon Wine 4 i afer eysis . made a mistake.’ 4 he Keiner; Hasn't some ant thought | B y Bide Dudle y “Later I get it from him that he ‘ wise mao y A Im a WwW 00 d wa rd a it nating now. Nothing elne'd am | eit i = i =" [once owned a string of horses. Johnny Pha - > (fresh from a nightmare)—I go! : sage ‘ 4) come to him a hungry orphan boy ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, EO ype one! I dust dreamed |t, You motte Copyright, 1917, by the Press Pubiishing Co, (The New York Evening World). and he makes a jockey out of him. Brooks—See Julian Anhalt, Republic ee oy Soe ee anaes dream anything as horrible as. this.| 66° VER try to guess the horses?” ) “He lets me serve him some ste |'rie oid man loses all his money, but Theatre He will answer your ques LITTLE BRIGHTBYES Dare tiir A oad ag olde asked Lucile, the Waitress, | and a parcel of Java. When he se8/ Johnny never finds it out, Whenever tions courteously ini oa. Tm AS ou couldn't think it up wh € ee 4 ; , h that dime|he thinks he's got a good thing he r—Lalllan Lorraine ts a first SCENE: Comp Upton. SIME: 118 A. M ,|awake—unless you're a criminal! of the Friendly Patron aw he/ through J tell him to stas he cashier, |Wires the old mun, ‘That's the story. raine,” the French| gtumg’, arin, Blast cleaves the gray blue chill Of dawn. In those shose|S% AO nn tls © Ca took a seat at the lunch counter, and I'l pass bin by the cashier’ /So°T'get tender-hearted and tell him : HP eae er Ht picrovs Mt inapires a fervent prayer that the Hohenaoliern rae So Ireamily)e-f gotta} ‘Never! he replied, Shaky-like, be leans over to all is forgiven, He goes out with me chout hoke on the next bit of bratwurat it puts in its mouth, It is the re ing up dreamitly) fis , eae pitying him, He sure was some bum- (HOLLING orareete beaut <t plan that'll turn all his glee to gloom.| ‘Well, don’t, unless you want to lady! 1 ain't got | !¥h-looking person,” A THOUGHT FOR TO-Day, can't be morning! hand running, every morning since! { gotta plan that'll crab all this Joy| lose your Joyousness. I had a deilni- | Thank ae) Sak a dollar on|, Lucile glanced toward the door and Thomas Gill, dramatic tenor, went B (peevishly)—You say that/he's struck camp. Every day at 5.45) stuf. I g plan that'l keep him| tion of it acted out for me lutely | Mis # als bu Lid a eer hecame slightly aaiisien., "Hore, be 9 @ hotel to spend the night recentiy,|every day! Can't you think of some- M. I'm a subconscious homicider.) chained to the hay, all right! I just] Day before yesterday a old, frazzled. | Miss Tinkle to . talking to’ him don't let’ Bim ‘know When a bell boy took hla into al thing net Can't some one do something to take| dreamed it out, raggedy man comes in and sets | 404 ont De hobbiew on horses, and| what 1_been telling your aying unted W FOUM With a ta | {Cs known aa “Little Brightebes,”” fumpe from! the superfluous ginger out of that) Chorus (impatiently)—Yes, yes!|at the counter, I ask him to give bia T think be's & Dug on ced to his|,The Friendly Patron looked, “That In‘ t. Ho thought the clovetce cartt| be eet wi the pep there is) poor fish ? Go on! ppetite a title and he tells me beans, |10n't demonstrate any heed y | S16 fellow ta well dressed,” he said vit gh © Cevator Waa al”'G cetirringly)—Come on, you fel a (ala down thaliana 1 | 0 88: apr 10 RaAT seat words for a while. But later they|*Johnny must have heard of his con- WS-—Up you go—~the shower wake Re a Ba ah he? emer the} D (with v perish venom)—-Teenight, He eats nlp Mi s pile rife haunt me like a ghost in a china sour gueer ny hale vig Senta Foovishienr, cuethake & lng there tuple ovtt (Aamo ae, ith yew, Unole Bamn's| when he's asleep, I'm solng t@ paste) ain't enough. Next be makes a ions {105° jimmy, the bus boy, likes the |, "Your guess ts only halt right,” aal a : 0 In wi porous plaster on his vace! ! | search through his clo 4 tinal ' Lue A Gn glum disgust to B—Y"know | oe the dite stinging. tole mitine| eaten | igh the door wih as] upetracte a. dime. ‘Then, with -nig|2oes #0 1 call him and ask about) “She showed him a telegram watch |that chap’s in danger of getting dis- errthins Bi, abstracts & / » With DiS! Miss ‘Tinkle, : read: "Sorry the old man is down Mikeds Aa tp mma d thlale tha tase, tome is ‘good to sec worldish wealth in bis hand he gets ‘Not a shanotl' ne gaye, ‘No more | and ont, Bus I can't be bothered with ed » | (fe disappears throuzh the doorway, A row ‘ a ie < . Right a y pitify.|chanct than you have got to go to|him.—Johnny Carson,” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, |'U4'8 got it all over him for sweet lot baifdased, halfabirery, half-hearted men we] you started, fellows. I feel timmense! epg Secale 4 Peet Prue? | Eaawante , “But where did he get the new|_ Cut out the picture on all “My dog has ten taille.” * |companionship right now! Do you |up tn bed id wae a ee) . I could carry the whole world on one | 98 © ne et ? “That makes me sore, Bnd, out of sigtheat" asked the Friendly Patron. Then garefully fold dott a « 1 Sve _ ie uppose he really FEELS t cer-| A (cuttingly)— et he's got blue-|urm! I could “ ‘Listen! I says to him with gen-|-pite to him, I follow the old man’s) “Say, end and fellow citizen,” jentire length, Then dott <Hlow do you make that out? SUpDOS 8 Feeuy OE ee eee lasted all ov Chorus {mental note)—Oh, boys] uty, ‘Fou ain't had enough to eat, |Advice. Well, alt, Tce by late pa-|came from Luella, “you're aaking | a9 on. Fold ach test im RS ‘Well, no dog has nine tails ana|ful, or just adopts tt for styte? birds OVOP Ris Bee) eet soul carry vce coat anes ton | mee es per that Miss ‘Tinklo comes in last. |lot of suberfluous queries there days. | accurately, on sate ’s one more fail than no dog,| HB (bitterly)—Oh, he feels it, right (quilt et homel what yo arry on on I got @ pull Bera Have ome beet |Fimy gives me the hee-haw, but | How asout having som over and youll Hen, compl Ei f enough, He's done thegsame thing, B (admiringty)—You eaid itt tt|Zowier oink stew’ ro cavevsscma (Ont revile at bi Yesterday tho! or gre you feeling siete nivendyt™ i a ‘ ‘ .