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PRR ORO RS STRATE TER OE ee — _— _ oe ggg ee — _ - s ba Wednesday, October 3, 1917 JOE'S CAR Joe's Dinner Has Nothing on His M 4 oo Vie =~ iz is Motor! B About Plays , ca ta Pua : wee Tue Dob You Sw 4G, — ! and Players} Lint ne cere ® —p—... M+ |] (eomee es se) whe WE Comes on, Wen Hm (> SCTICR HURRY nome —. By BIDE DUDLEY ~~ ts treme tor Oo | ,n powrn’s Cord mow! [ Weve -r + ome © Mew Ve Te Grelde wheee mame should Pret eune on the plar'e AAv Ericeira e nickel wee ome Op yestertay, Mr. Marcin won Mew rer, the roynity will be» b0-00 affair, ntebel or ho nicks He wented © go lo Frenee end Gem, PEt Was denied thet privih be was Under age wat be went te jay that bie gon Ne te ee * om Prensa to mane him 0 beak THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY And All They Removed. of the “Bullets” Was the “ets”! By Bud Counihan reduced to the new actor, “but I fuses the banks wih have lo worry along without bim.” BY WAY OF DIVERSION. | 1 love the man-—-that fellow, wise Who writes me just to criticise sume little thing I've written, 1 mean muy who dosen't man the putes pene sivng thle line, whe bites but iwn't bitten, 1 love Bim aa I'd love ta be @ eviferer from leprosy of, maybe, | quick consumption. A map of oour- awe is thie gink; @ thoughtful feiow, | 1 dont think He lacks @ lot of gumption, He's built just like the low! @eloot who'll take @ gun and hide end shoot some passing unarmed fel-! low. He'd steal a penny from a cbiid. | Hut when he's caught, bee meek aud mild and very, very yellow, Perhaps) ne might be claased as weak, but,| even mo, hee just « apeak. You'd) ace it if you mat him. And now I've old you ail about this wolfiah, letter. | ng lout, suppose we juat forge! wau Galar tr tH \ | 7 2 wore! ¥'See ~ Warns el Ores Panes ee Chance uP’ BAN Wor) | is JX WR —— omens = MAL" TH SuRGeOr a ) | y ‘DED ¥ — PickED ME UP AN’ 5 cont nev) LAD ME WN THY OUGHTA Go IN atu wee WUNITION WAGON” } = BACKEG'wan—ween } —y_ ON ¥YOwoR! - ) — , ’ ARAMUNITION WAGON 2 ~~ Me GYR —NOU MEAN ‘ (TH “AMBULANCE WAGON’ } Saini. M FATHEAD ! oy — IT'S THE RIVOLI. ‘She new picture theatre at Forty-| Street and Hroadway, to be » December under Bam L. fels direction, will be known as the Kivoll Of course the name went balf as approprinte as the one you suggested, dear reader, but Mr. | Hothapfel considera it very altitu-| dinous. | BACHELOR BILL CHANGES IN THEATRES. William Fox will put ime in the! Lyric Oct, 14. “The Maaquerader” | will go to the Booth Oct. 16 and “i luxe Annie’ wil move from the Nooth to the Thirty-nints ptreet. TO WRITE WORLD'S SERIES, | We are pleased to announce tat we have persuaded Loney Haskell, the comedian, to report the World Series baseball games for this ool- umn. A little of bis “dope” om tie affair followa: | “The Giants are to play the White, Sox for the baseball champlonsbiy | One or the other will win, Tallies | will count, I would advise the mom~- bers of both teams to runs and t not let the other side get uny. The Glants should. be the favorites if the White Sox are not. At seast | that is my idea of it. Years ago baseball was ip its infancy, Now it is out of its infancy. We may iook for several good games unless the; players make too many errora, Let us hope not. To the managers of Doth teams I would suggest that pitching, fielding, base-running and betting are very important in this connection and should not be over- looked. We shall see.” OUR OWN POPULAR SONQS8. | mete Sharam Wilmington Oct. 16. Ed Doyle, a well-knowa theatrical advance man, is dead. Dave ere ee pastes dates on Mthogra with soft soa) Huroid Edel, director of the Strand, is resting in Atiantio City. David Belasco will present “Tiger Rowse” at the Lycoum to-night. Earl Benham has replaced George Moore in “Hitchy-Koo” at Raymond Benefit Hitchcock's Theatre. The lyrics for “The Btar Gazer” have been written by Matthew C. Woodward. Charles Judels has been added to the cast of the Winter Garden's next show, “Doing Our Bit” The Messrs. Shubert are to make a regular theatre out of the Forty- fourth Street Roof, The revue there will be called “Over the Top.” sow |" to. play, Broadway s at hin Beventh Avenue eginning next Monday with G cht, Paul." The Red Cross pageant at Hunt- ymion vin_oow vanuted oft muecens| MANY BRAVE HEARTS Tee eee ee] «6 Aas ASLEEP WN THE. Arthur Hopkins will open the DEEP, SO BE. WARE. TETS SEE") THIS GINK GoES pat anotre R. | | Wro.oio | | Hone EARN. Pale OF SHOES, | LFORGET? ) WATCH Youre m CARE FOR, ° ComectiIng ) { BETTER NE (| Some, 1 JUST) THE “TABLE Ttigw caltiette in A.” tuosesuret “Hl THESE'LL BE THE HAT AND | AGUASTER || oueseivest ) (HAD ANY! HUMORISTS® Calamity.” ‘The houne seats 1,000. ene c RUINED { KMARUR, “COAT I! FRom gt “Capt. Vernon Castle and Mra THEY'RE | REPORTER s+ | FELLOWS , TO Corie. will _aupeer segninet ot the). BM. ‘2 DANCING of | taio SENDS Pay FOR. THE fedrome next Sunday evening, THE PARLOR | A REPORT OF | CAMP CHAIRS. RUG! | THE "RACKET To THE PAPER , A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, If Mayor Mitchel defeats “Hoarst, Hylan and Hohengollerna” in the elec- tion it will be an H of @ victory, FOOLISHMENT. FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, en ie a donkey Mike « musician ™ don"t know," en he has his corn et.” See) DUE TO THE LACK OF CHAIRS THE COUCH IS INTRODUCED, ~~ =