The evening world. Newspaper, September 26, 1917, Page 18

ime,” at the Shubert, ts the greatcat Private B, (employing sarcasm)—|I know {t can't—that's the reason I'm se caine fe ae ath ine musical success they have ever pru Ho! Her dad's got coin! No wooder| going to make him eat his wonts, rites of his colleague, entered the late) ei 5 1 duced. shale Conninal Liter getting cia ot bay avers Ot lawyer's bome eome minutes after ‘ A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Orderly (suddenly) —Here's a pack- | wrapping paper, * tasue and & |""wnae ar 9 pea i nae Harry Watson jr. noticed thres Tight, HOLT, Uy the Veen Pulling Co, (The Now York } igo for you, Private Arnold. Weels|couplo of yards of bus, “tbbon esr. ne ee fexyios Pnglish actors standing at a bar in By Alma Woodward like eomatsiue pote | brings to light a knitted teag, It i DOING HER B rent ee tetalred i & whisper Atlantic City | res oe he © pen ' | Private B. (letting out a whoop)—| Indeed an alien. Pale pink, an inch PHILADELPHIA servant)legal friend s\unding In th said, “this ln tho first time I ever saw Originality a la Guerre. \ elev: tebawas thare'e eotueshive Onlecl ae three Tear lone Ghd wits pile sought her mistress with the | hallway ‘ a I NT Beene, Camp Mills. Time: Math time ‘ in that package—let’s sce what] satin Joop at the end of it.) | announcement that her| "I've just come mysolt.” 8 : FOOLISHMENT. (The tenseneas that attends the distribution of the mail preguiis, Lil it tu, | Chorus (in amuze)--What is the| mother was sick and that she there- jother, “but , be love the ne e Dous are crowded about the mail orderly, pushing and ahoving in good old] private A. (hugging his beloved|daried thing? What can it be? —|fore desired permission to go bome|opened for the defense.""—H Brooklun Bridge rush hour fashion. A running fire of hut wit rattles the| package to him)—-No, you don’t Private B, (imperaively)—Tell Us| for a fow days. ; body’, , orderly, whose fingers become thumbs. (The pursued unfortunate starts to] Priverg” ‘aie 1 don't| “Certainly,” sald the woman, “but Bec Private | A. (disgusted) ean DRSSaay, 0 BAFFLING. hs RIVATE A. (joshing)—Come on! Private B. (#keptical)—What d'ye | make tracks across the fleld.) know what It ts—find out yourselt! | do not stay longer than ’ | Al 4 ie , FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE Come on! Shuffle the cards,|mean, original? Private BH, (giving chase)-—Don't| | Private B (holding it aloft)—Here's |wo need you.” a ZRA HASKINS, constable of a ‘Why {8 ten times ten !ike the Bill, and give ine a straight! | Private A. (fatuously)—-Ob, youl tet him get away with it, boys! HefYOUr chance, fellows: let's make 4) 4 weel passed and not @ wor New England village, had an American Army book on ft. Any one who guesses Ma Then a note came eakitaa opinion A My nave it Up Private B. (coyly)—Od, Till, why, |know—In gending things. Other girls|told ime tho things his girl knittea|riont cashes tie from the maid. od opin \ it's a Hun dread.” why rt so nolvous Kilt sweaters and Wristlets and socks, | didn't look Mke anything we fellows; Private C (with dectsion)—I say | which read: alae nln eae Orderly eeved)—Dry up or none ut not she—she's original, got from our folks—make him prove | it's & part © «& bathrobe. “Dear Mra, Jones: I will be back | could find on the ca: ae nid) | Private B, (with pronounced scorn) | it, the lobster! | Private 1 doing, It'S) next week. Please keep my place for| Holmes, until he of you get your mail md | Hh ja muffler stunted ts growth, | + in dying as fast} had thereby acat le sacra. (is nie yaljecenent a 1 don't ee how any one can be} (The hunted fox at last comes al Private b. (ridiculingy--Youtre|me, as my mother ia dying [Bad therahy “ . MSR esp | origina: knitting he blamed | ofenpaer r about mix hundreg| both wrong: Tsay it's camouflage for| as ehe can.’--Harp | ductive abiliti WARTS AND MOLES tx. 5 ; ico alike: i0e GH Che want cescaror nattieta Americas anecl Look! Iles got a —_——_———— Now, gentlens Permanently and Painlessly Kemoved. Private B. Gndigua Sure do! . Aan Ay | paunda ¢ Me) hiding from uy, 1!) EY WERE. Peau poh tea cels ABSO AN ; you pull ‘em that make hats| Private 1. (wreating the packago| that whet it ia caret tt WHERE TH | fo Ne OU TELY SU ORANTEED monk FON Bi ab folks? Clout of ‘em, from {ilin)~-Now for tt, fellows! Pre-| Private By (reading ‘under diffical LAWYER who for many jeara|tioular caso, ‘we have | ©) Cut out the picture on all four Consultation Frees Frivacy Awsureds” | Ket ® y day—I do, You! private A. (in subline Ha! | pure to bo dagaled by originality—a| ties) "And so Junmie, | dear, I'm A had mhonkod & large mumber| clues, the footprints of thy ‘| sides, Then carefully fold dotted IDA WEINBERGER expect somet {You don't know MY girl! She's got| plece of knitting that dovsn't took | enum tin holder for those setting of hie dtlenda by his rather| tho footprinte of the man, right uD|tine {ite entice tengths Then dotted ) Room 1204, 45 West Bath Mt. Private A. (softly)—-Do I? Say, |'em all buffaloed. Why, I told hor in| like a sweater or wriatleta or a hat, |swaswer sticks you boys carry;-you|tiners! views om religion, recently en hess ‘nly the footprints of tho | ines? and 3. Fold each section un SS you seem to forget that I've got al my lust letter she could make a for-| Chorus (vociferoualy)~-It can't pe| can Nang jt up bewde your cot and | gig, borse, Now, gentlemen, tho question | derneath eee pated tee Gultl€A, AhaltSat: Stl. Bless her! She has more orig-!tune inventing things if her dad ever | aid! aeeee ce estecical—-Ol! atter| A friend of the decedent, who cut|erines: Whit has become of the| pleted turn over and you'll find » era ‘ GCMOOL, 163 W. 128, Tel. Morningside 6960. inality thun any ten girly lever knew. fost bio money, Private U. (learing the paper off)— that—bring on the bdoches! short @ Utp to hurry back to town for’ man?’—Christian Hegister prising result 4 1 so — - THE WIG LITTLE FAMILY lt Was Hard to Cook. So She Cooked It Hard! By Bud Counthan — ——-——— - rr warlgatt a tar You “anh + ’ Se Shem oF os Two . a wel About Plays and Players Me nt tpiry bee turwed 9 Ge tenkw wre . © “har a APPLE + odwre Bie few pies preetion Mr hee “ a Vos, Me. ° me ard eulerted « maine for © play, Mr. Bennett may valli Marrying @ Masi Ticke\” oF “Heating Vea matis eritic of that paper. 1 heret f bie play ipo grand puccoms we whe aie 04 lens! 0 portion vt the oredi BACHELOR BILL THATS DIFFERENT AGAIN a aie ae eenn foe Bparka, the Irish comedian, oo waged for “Mine 1911.” used to be a a ne Faithful “ Boots’ Was Only Following His Master's Lead! schoo! teacher in Hartford, Conn, and aught Charles Dillingham, for wbor he le te work. } A PLAY BY LIEBIN A. H. Woods baw bought « ne» Yiddieh stage to produced about Thanksgiving BY WAY OF DIVERSION My daughter Susie asked one duy f ehe might lave a dreas, 1d sid my wheat and coro and hogs and %0 } answered “You.” She went to town and bed it made. It brought us men ta) pain, for ‘tached to Susie's gown they wus a high-kafluin’ tran, “It's back in style,” she sald to us. "The very intent thing'" 1 knowed we couldn't atop her, for that gal will have her fling. And so I wighed und sald; “All right, but Susie, dear, 1 beg you not to git all tangled up and fall and break « leg.” She wears it almost ev'ry night to dances, shows and such. They’s one good thing bout it—-Ma don't have to aweep so) ‘PEM sit, Prove Papilenine Co (NY eae Null much. But Ma and me baw figgored wel amperitie iat tras geemes| SS MATTER, POP?” Yet in the “Primary” Stage! We Should Say His Election Was some pants for little Jed. fra — ——n | SKINNER IN FILMS. | axe} TH ia Otia Skinner has at last decided to! ERE NOW collect some motion ploture | es ed WANT To SHAK Som ED AY MAYBE —_ ACCORDING hid He bas been engaged by Herbert mY 4AND My ~ Brenon to play his old rol Hajj | y You 4 ip a fm version of “Klamet.” Mr. \ — = CAN SAY You Stlootr ; r kept awa: the fi ~ aS aa AG “rahe ND OF He ESIDEN'T — HERE'S A RECORD FOR You! (4 a Sy Although the Greenroon Club is the am , smallest of the olty's theatrical woclal Sante aa. organizations it has given ten pers if i) cent. of its membership to the Gov- | NO ernment’s various fighting clans, In 4 addition to this, many of the club's | Ne other members ‘have tried to enlist | but have been rejected. Among these is Frank Wunderleo, who persuaded the club to buy a box to the Army Athletic Fund Show. Frank has too much of a belt line. TWO THEATRES TO OPEN, | Marcus Loew will open his new Vic- | toria Theatre, at One Hundred and Twenty-fifth Street and Seventh Ave- nue, with vaudeville and pictures Monday night. It ts the costliest of his houses. Elsie Ferguson will all appear in person at the opening. b. . Keith's Colonial, having been re- batt gpa fot tbe teane'wits| “SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK” = City Streets Don’t Care Who Crosses ’Em! By Jack Callahan ' RAE. iY. Pree ramen Cm 6 T Reeiog Waris : = TIS Poor NUT HE HAS 10.00 IS_ Mow Me a T BELOVED TE THIS | 4 Gossip, Se oe Ue eSuLy Gone THESE CROSSINGS } ESTE AND WAVE HIS ues atl OL SEN no CHER Neon ae curs, VO’ “Ture end Frills" goes into the| 13 STREET THIS GINK = TYING UP UNTIL. A CAI WILL BE THE ene WALKS RIGHT solreien THAT‘NICE* PERSON HE PAS GET A ) GR Fit wie naan eanegee tor| lam § Ger wr go SIDES TO THe TRAFFIC STARTS BEFORE DEATH 0! ME ST, nv PEOPLE NEVER soca WHO SHOVES YOU ALONG OUT AND CRANIG HORSE? the Fall Winter Garden show. af TT C SOK a , BYASING ai HE PASSES IN SOMEDAY ! AND DOES ARKHT WHERE i AND STEPS ON YOUR. IT, HE'S VERY FOND Gladys Wynne will have the in| 1 OUTTA / SOMEDAY. COP WHERE SHE FRONT OF IT DLEET STEP To «GOING! HEELS. , nue Jead in “The Torches,” 3 THE WAY! 2 de aers A STAMP - ‘ aul = } } OF THE TRAFFIC COPS, om CAN BUY CALAMITY Our OF THEIR NOBODY WALKS “Odds and Ends of 1917" opened to Sh fT mere ret ? GOING TO GET y GET OUT OF TS, N pratt AND THEY ARE absolute capacity at the Apollo, At- “HASTY HIM! . WAY FAST EN a UST "CRAZY" Maatio Cit Meniay sighs eet 2 veReTS 5 s - . - p J, _ TOMTHIM-> 2 9 2 ve on ; y . sence ine Siar Gaver,” and | } : b SPEED retta by Frans Lebar and Cosimo Hamilton. The John Drew-Margaret Illington "Gay Lord Quex” company will open im Btamforg Oct. 6. Artbur the lion in “The Wik- | ard of Os,” has been engaged to play i Me gorilla in “cheer Up." S ugustus tou as of re- Y heareais for “A Little Bit Olds (e > Pashioned,” in which be will star Feil P} May Robson. “Why Marry?” Jesse Lynch Will- fams’s comedy, goes into rehearsal Oot, 6 with Arnold Daly, Nat Good- | win and Hdmund Breeso in the cast. | The Selwyns are to produce it, | David Belasco will prosent Willard Mack's play, “Tiger Rose,” at the Lyceum 0 » ‘The cast includes Lenore Ulrich, William Courtleigh alinpamniroermameentg me toes and Mr. Muck fe : asia i econ mec eer The Mossra. Shubert suy that “May,