The evening world. Newspaper, September 21, 1917, Page 20

Ped Fenic pace Tvevind World Daily Magazine —— THE BIG LITTLE FAMILY No Wonder Lake ts Feding “AR Unstrung!” About Plays - —_o % ‘ ' ‘ land Players | — My Wily de re uve Pas $= - Friday, September 21, 1917 a ENGAGE NOTED DANCER nf. BACHELOR BILL Oh, Yes, We Forgot to Introduc ca et 7. , M week, r | 6 NASH'S NEW PLAY | pn A. Brad to pro! suee The la }worence Nash bh im by b vet Ford, is of BY WAY OF DIVERSION. Ant yet bis min 1 that bro of the fray, nis duty where sink and now displays J sent bim by bis King is bappy aa he grinds the . - a : ’ ~~ iurdy-gurd and yet when war ia men- | | bf | y tioned he replies with pot « word, H | soging for a uniform; he yearns = ba we ‘ xcenes more grim. But there are Nona - aud the kids! No—war is not for him Antonio is hap ot his mind ts fo > sway, In dre he's there with Pedro in the th t of the fray. The) | 4, gig hurdy-gurd ts h y and ite tunes | LCSRLEnt 1017. Proce Mubheniig Co. IN. Y, Reestng World) i ———-——— » pretty bgd. Antonio is happy but res ; MATTER, POP?” Personally, We'd Rather Take the Tea Bath as a Shower! By C. M. Payne 'p also mifhty sad. TREGULAR —_ ~ A WAR SONG CONTEST. Manager Quaid of Proctor’a Fifth Avenue Theatre is to have a War Song Contest ut his playhouse begin- ning next Monday evening. Kopre- sentatives of the publishers of war songs will sing them. Mr. Quaid hopes to find out which one bes the strongest hold on the public's affec- ons. My MAW Sez TO Ter. YouR MAW ro < DROP IN To rea | TODAY —— NO PLACE TO HIDE. Wednesday this column sald Sam La Rothapfel of the Rialto Theatre wanted suggestions for a name for his new theatre at Forty-ninth and Broad '. Thursday the mail brought him seventy-five from peo- ple who had seen the note we printed, “T am about convin “said Mr. Rothapfel last nigbt, t it is im- possible to bide in that column of yours. —EEEE A FINE RECORD. The fiftieth performance of “Cheer ’ Lp” will be given at the Hippodrome to-night. So far there hasn't been a vacant seat in the house. Mark Laeacher, the Hippodrome’s new man- ager, is so bappy he's giving away cigars. nn { “MIBALLIANCE” SEPT. 27. The new Broadburet Theatre will open Thureday, Sept. 27, with Will- * : ck Callahan open, Toureaay, sept zt, witn Wit-| SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK Along the Post Office Corridor By Ja a ’ alliance.” Tbe chairs got in. ‘ Fe ; pow : — ; 5 — soem omy tree WeAnNng CHEW Reming wee) ‘i THis Geer i " TENT OF Gwe wate Tey aossiP. {WOU OOT KNOW \F HE'S GETTING a ( GATED. 1 ' Adsiee te now fm “On With} THS GINK AND THIS GooF | YOU'RE JOHN SMITH ANY MAIL FROM MUST EXPECT ake es “Two CENT STAMP! 4 GRD CUE I A FOUR vA el ® SEND. ay «| j the Dance.” FEELS INSIDE DOESN'T WAIT [ THERE'S MORE THAN HER THIS IS WHERE S ‘ MAN OF LETTERS, VEY. THERE'S} | AN’ HES NOT \/ Noel Tearl bas succeeded Barnett) Foe THE To OPEN HIS, HE | ONE BY THAT NAME, IT WOULD OME! HIS STAMPS 2 HEY. THERE'S perenne ta Sarre Anne: CHECR BEFOLE HOLDS IT UP Fi ISA OREM} Four CENTS | HERE YET WHATS HIS } Pifrenu Shay. dotog. well tthe 5 ee SNe ! BEFORE LEAVING | DOLLAR BILL DOMESTIC "MALE* ? . SHE AS) JAME, AGAIN? } Hiteheock role in “The Beauty Shop.”| READING TH! To THE LIGHT . THE WINDOW - vdhiad DLE ON ? aie iy NAM IN? } Conway Tearl: bes been engaged as LETTER ! $10.00 wRTH AR HAR" THAT ! { E Gent Wthel Barrymore's leading man. le . J 1} vel pay Armand to her Carntile. fh ' Sanderson and Josep! we i thorne will appear at the Hippodrome 1 Sunday night for the BSeventy-firat ent. y H RS Friars’ dinner to Hugh J. Ward, the Australian theatrical manager, , 5 will be held Sunday evening, Govt, 20, : > Raymond itehooek = is. sing . i aeeye M. Conan's cong, "TH Ne OL GENERAL H Roast @ Manager Again,” when DELINERY . . “Hitohy-Koo” moves to the Hitch- THE ARCHIVES ] cook Theatre. Ms oF \ i Tred Bone and his “Jack o' Lan- MYSTERIOUS LETTER LS rt tern” company will go to Philadel- MAIL. j " phia to-morrow. They will return and } iol | Y-/ ; Open at the Globe shortly. { | \ \ ei ; Daniel Frohman’s production of i \ e Ne \ th “@even Days’ Leave” will open et the H | ; § E Majestic, Boston, Oct, 1, It will come a “~ to Broadway soon. NV 1 Edwin T, Emery has returned from \ 2 Chicago. He two songs for abn. 4 Natalle Alt to sing mn “Good By, \ | ; ‘at the Princess in the Windy A : eity ‘ se — or aa “For e sake, ohut up?! "— 7 essrs. Shubert announce that | Sa = ubway, After having answored they forbidden name which) traveller was beard to exclaim For heaven = = _ : pisinolne next W they will em- 3) ] . . usual questlo ‘ residence, | 4 from another little “what @ villainous station this is!) Washington ch ile Picture Funnies | i ploy none Suk American citizens, of | Good Stories of t he Da y Gen Re WAS faked! ee Tomes ate | They try to irritate one op purpose CAUSE FOR REJOICING. SS | } theatres, no a - - ‘Huh—what's dat, t next day Dee was beard talking « at those girls in the refresh- . | _sCopyneht Gervieat : periiie ‘4 ee reo of Pittsburgh | HI8 EX 5 mitted at 2 o'clock tn the morning, | of re ident to his chicken, He had the chicken | ment room! Why do they dress them OR budiness reasons Hunks was! prey ae Lillian Ri | EXCUSE. da s ~\ } . 0 neo the new shows NE 4, |and she ewore he was home at 1| fled? Why, in his hands squeezing it, and he was) all in black?” exceedingly sorry to find he had) } \ (2) 4 AN Q) mus ; s where she te staying, | (NE Of the registrars in @ Vit-| Ooiock on that morning 1 tenders | saying: “You are the same old thing “pont you know?’ sald a fellow. | been called up. Hin partner was ete “TO KnsER | | d ie still paged as Mr. | ginia country district tells al" “Hrow do you know?” asked the|any ac ) met out of | you was the other da passenger, in a most solemn tone f| sorry, too, as business was good and NG {Loic wecesr. | | story of a negro man, obvi- | cross-examiner |\jere."-Engineoring and Contracting, | let me say it.""—The Christian Herald. | voiee, and With @ fook of awe oD ia | EY: | ay fits we Oar, ously within the prescribed tt a| “Why, he always comes in at 1 a ee ss — ace. ron | ol | ON ee i A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, |008Y Norn oe ue Nhe turned up | elock:” He doesn’t vary ve minutes! Wq QUARTER FOR HIM DIPLOMACY, he replied the euriaus ong fro | Aerune Res honee A ES | VAC ~S yA wveRy » Piggott of Urbana, O., uses oe \in the year. e dine’ a | ‘aveller. = . Pig ed y 1 THING He, i a ee pillow, but he always | / a | ly ich (Pe sta registrar] “And you heard him that m ven: | RS. 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