The evening world. Newspaper, September 19, 1917, Page 16

a —_ ey eee = Pr ee pee Uncle Jared Has Only to Cultivate @ Hoarse, Bass Voice! a C—O 5B | om 1 OR He ‘y ous’ BASd © onicer About Plays ‘ Di arg a and | lave rs arm CORT Vines ~~ - { we anie® enge 0 ce ARE AW to 96 . . ant “Sue tm “Tau +4 S ty ND DUDLEY CAD - An om ons by. T . ee ene / , rire. « woe her ion . oe He « * pay hee ’ -* o Mare ve . " © “ “ mo - Lascbau, & " as aude i ° Wonder “we M rien Heawtrey bas bee “ tie SONG FOR MIRB LA RUE Grace La Kue was so knpressed with Maymend Hw new song. i 4 Hack to You, Poor But ‘ when Bophye Marnard sang it at tue Army Athletic Fund 6) he Hippodrome Sunday evening, U she has obtained permission to im erpolate it ia “Hitehy Koo. MORTON PLAY'’S CABT. Keboarsais for AH. Woods's pro: duction of "On With the Dance,” will begin to-morrow. The cast tnelud Kobert Kdeson, Julia Dean, Wii! eon Huban, Corinne Bar- Bpottawood, Mary New- Walters, Robert Bohabie, aude Cooper and Bugene Reading LITTLE BILLY EXEMPT. Little Billy, who was in a Cohan at the Astor a year or #0 40, wearing an exemption button. Al- ough he is but forty-two inches ull, he was drafted and examined lor war service, Billy i glad he ve to go to war, He feared the voldiers might step on him. AN ODE TO JULIA. Ladies and gentiemen, we have vith us to-night Philip B. Dooner, or er, a contribution from him. It em dedicated to Julis San- nd it is a genuine Doonor it; here tt in: ke & Very pretty face, it to form of COperighh. UIT, Prose Pebiening Ce (NV Eveninn Neti piace « ty of hair, & neck with |i beyond comoare, eis a ‘Then just take « on ry, io ankle, tine feet, te'eas shat inn By C. M. Payne ek to ankle The pep te ahter you're onmpietely dove.” Now “Har THERE- etep Sse pe SAY, ARE You GoinG I wi i? You OUR OWN POPULAR 80NQS, Uy THAT Here Mins ooh Omnis To Ml rg 4 A tt wag: ME To, 15 ty Tourn oP CALL THA EPITOME y fo) OBEDIENCE ,D) Erc NEEDED, A NAME} 8, L. Rothapfel is trying to think of @ Mame for the new film house at Forty-ninth Street and Broadway, which will be under his direction when it opens in December. Among those he is considering are Orple, Filmac ‘Temple, Mall, Shrine, Qlympla ani National. If you think of @ good one send it to Mr, Rothapfel at the Rialto, You may make him jump for joy. “OUT THERE” FOR SOLDIERS. Laurette Taylor and Her “Out There” company will give a perform- ance of that play at Plattsburg Uri- day evening for the soldiers. Miss ‘Taylor will open her second consecu- tive New York aeason at the Liberty Covrrient. 1917, Prog Publishing Co. (MY Wrdilig World) By Jack Callahan WANT ASUIT ]( WHY DONT YOUGET ) WHY IS IT YOU MUST GET A oT HE'S AWFUL, 16-46-82 - 33- next Monday, meaueed B-9-184- | 2 THIS ONE? THING QUT | CON'T |) ONE OF THOSE Gossip. A Tee MATERIAL mR, WANT Leg sb ae oe ia A) fa ON? Sree bly phe PINCH BARS, ALFRED ? Tee ie WAS ES one James Madison, Joyous jester, has FIT" 1s SHOULDERS | GotEVES ? Yesttus (SOMETHING MIRROR, | al Soa nerel POSTION: JUDGING -| OMETHING GCNSE Tt, THE SAME § = aceD ACIP evissaee [baarns came aguas. te | Gmeect! FopN P— Serres! [Stas TR eRres.| | SHECTED, HE'S ( Mrcau vanes gM NE Sees, | PRET FOR Lo WB cours oF me @ comedy role in the new Winter T NALS 1s NOT AN ME 100K YOUNG! THAT PINCH! | A SUIT ? HUH? SALESMAN'S TIME ONent Gontay night will be “Hitchy ? UNDERTAKER ! pty 's bay 4 Wo By THE WAY COMMISSION Koo” night at Justine Johnstone's Litue Club, Kiaw & Erlanger have engaged 3 3 + e : Jean Shelby for “Here Comes the ( ‘ i f x Bride,” opening at the Cohan Tues- Y } Mi Y day night. hin Henry Herbert will read “Julius \d Augustus in Search of a Father,” r af by the late Harold Chapin, will be { \ | ai } co ~ 7 resented this seagon by his mother, 3 : ‘ VU rs. Alice Chaplne " - 2 pa } YY | 7%. ayn Caesar” at the Princess Theatre Sun- ; YY day evening, Sept, 80. a Kpr——$ H ee x 3 d h Mile. Germaine Clerget, the Bel- fi A 4 7 z ¢ "4 | | & gian prima donna, will sing at he 4 » / , Hippodrome Sunday evening for the soldiers of the Seventy-first Regi- nas Gavin, & Hippodrome usher, jowelled neck-piece in a Hip Monday it was retur loser and Thomas was give »me Eddy wishes to state on his that Fiske O'Hara, the singing - a collecting a lot of | “All our tribe { . ver From Wicklow, Philadelphia Ledger, : junk line and doing fine.” ‘nthe | ng to the most innocent and harm- | cer’s big front window. eae oo The advertising man made no reply. | !°#8 things. “Now.” sald the grocer, with & 4 ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES, aed EVOLUTION OF GIRLS. “Yep, I was in the advertising busi-| “I met him once at a dinner in|Wave of his hand, f'fust make your ok. E ne “| Bayes didn't Mike ber terre ‘OND HIM, vd Mra, Grubb, enril- ITTLE Bruco De Garis, who {s|ne#s for tye years—sandwich man | Parig, selection from anything in my store LUN Cai emai TUN slater. a0 brother had ju bin doin’ to Mrs, ot quite five years ‘old, as for a book publisher, Bay, old inc taint eart’ I happened to say, At cont, $24 worth." cott was to go there. Don't know re Moehek BE) ORELY Oe replied t ule bewun bis education in a —pri-| Chuckling heartity, h never won fair lady, ‘ ¢ man stood first on one foot, wits ne le hk per mother endeavored to re-| boy, unblushingiy tied fhe anal Fate school. On his return one atter-| dignified ad Mis ae ihe ene the est son't Kage. Mr Honees mys Ga oath ee . : Dlisi fe 0 a 0 phantly, "An" oon his mother greet Bi i ae pack, red. me : "i Stablish friendly relations, finally |mother, triumphantly, An’ you re-} ttle man,” Sreeted him as ber Bay ain't it hard work when the] xet married because they haven't got|Jist take $24 worth ‘of brooms af TOT TUT Bang A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, ty ing to them the Bible verse, ou al ier gnucepan yesterday, didn’t! sym Gaiik aate wanes A wind blows Washington Star, the courage to back out ?”—Washing- | Cost."-~The Christian Herald. =a POOR TING LING’ Bix Cleveland women formed a cl et not : A ou, dearie? ai je man, mother,” ald ieee Vy dE lt Pg Chev ala a " Pi es Ho as ub wer the sun go down upon your “Sent It back by ‘er dog," said Her- a. : @ litte boy,” A KINOLY DEED. ton Star, SUSPENDERS | aus enthusiastic. os eat, Oni dy bert, calm) t-Rits, “But little boys grow up to be N . Sener "ELP! 'ELPI Peer SU RURRETS ADU Ite $09, watil eat ttnine to EAward, the older, she Se cla men,” sald as mother, “and ttle te the poor ann came | DRIVING A BARGAIN, PHILADELPHIA clergyman b (hem to go ahe id: “Now, Edward, are you goi ri hat do litte 7 “ » house this mornt 7 Then the club exploded. Wo let the ‘aun go down’ ob your A WISE OLD FisH, be, Bruce?” 0S are vat with bis toes sticking out DRUMMER tells an amusing who Is something of a wag, wrath? IS books cynical,” “School teachers,” repiie ti f a trade he witnessed tells this stor: bi tL “cc are cynical,” eald Ay ." replied Bruce.—| ot his tattered shoes story oO! y oa @ brother FOUR MENTO Pesdelgth squirmed a little as he H Winston Churehit at the | /uleville Courier a oe 0: gre in & small Indiana town. A/ minister, with whom he recently at- m lBiy “age re, ie Bay pied inl fa0e xl Country Club, “His books IN THE AD Line none only extra pair of shoes ¢{Man with a wagonload of brooms }tended a conveation in Washington: Questioned.—Harper's Monthly, give us a‘depressing view of man- M. advertising expert e, Basa pris ils eT | Were as|was dickering with the proprietor of| “The conductor on @ strest car on H als kind, ‘They are like the fish story ps Prep thag raat Bl oe sald at a) er ottly, softly, eee asc iv the grocery store, who was anxious|which we were riding one day," he FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, | WHAT BETTER MESSENGER? | 3,000 or sw of mie ntRDe with | “The tone of advertial your temper, Lot ine finish, wnao’® | to buy his entire stock and pay haif|sald, “was most apparently of Eug- “w VER the garden fence the con-|one of them aw allowe peering, when | higher every year, The adres was going to say. T gave him q|!f cash and half in merchandise out/lish birth. We had hardly seated belt?” 0 versation had suddenly turnea| Worm and—whlak, shot tp ue uicy fot the past, by comparison, wetmg | little box of foot powder, and he said |of the store, ‘The broom man |ourselves when I was attracted by wecame on, dearie, and tell me| acrimonious. urned | appeared, gad’ die- | almost low “down snough to Justify Malrmingham Agecdiorgia,n2ze#:"| wanted the money. At last the bis proaunciation, en,’ a re a wp) ther ltt) sh @ chap in je smoker, al ‘ald, v z . ae s “When It ts rung for dinn ‘An’ if yore boy ‘Erbert tles any ies] Bi hbemaan, bee often wit-] “What business are you int he psa. uy sacl oor aera bale 18: <88). 8h8 DAE tp Helteb-Ditesh' be oalied, abertiy gore cans On Our pore dows tall” wan| them ead "Now one of | aaked his neighbor. BLACK CYNICISM i iy ei ore A Mise A Were. panied, == | Mrs. na's stern ultimatum, “'e'll| “ls it unb “"The advertising business! ‘4 p With some reluctance the broom-| ‘ ‘HI’ was the next call. Then fol- Sypies Fs arin jay [rate about ig “thaty alll Oh a mils, if, UnbeRlthy to got caught, pelghibor, & vary Pi tly MERSON HOUGH, the novelist,| maker closed the trade, There were |!owed ‘J’ and “K, At thie junocare | nici caretanie attge on all fur a OOL, 18i Wiig, Tel, | e wiv that sauce-| ‘Oh, no, my dear; far repie : bij ndemning @ pessimistic ty brooms at’ 20 cents a] ™¥ companion got up, H tted lin 4 pan wot you borro 4 ; H from tt,’ twenty dozen o Mate ; entire length; then wed last Monday.” Ithe mother ‘lab cyaioally replied, | taking a Show ait oth? oot Ht SAP, Bare Sarid ln Mirae, broom, tn all $48. ‘The man was paid|eqiq: 1 cent “ateet or Bere Be | each esotlon’ undeamette line’, ala ° ell, This @ aid, vigorously.’ his $24 in oash and the brooms were ' next.’ "—Philadel; @ | When oom: phia Times, find