The evening world. Newspaper, September 15, 1917, Page 10

About Plays and Players ty HID DEY ney intelligent manner and Was frankly surprised. play.” re- “Ob,” said the doorman with a in, “Glad to see you here Mr ‘dasher.” BY WAY OF DIVERSION. =| ‘There are days when 1 feel ev'ry-| body is wrong—I mean ev'rybody but me, They're all ir waiking along. Th they oughtn't to b all my friends want to say: “ dot” cannot be pleasant that day. You'd think that my manner would show them I'm blue, sorts, anyway. Such about once in three wee! | I'm aware I'm to blame, With hatr for people my whole It’s really @ terrible sh ev'ryone is, at times, Let's all make a vor Let's kiss little Mabel and kid Uncle, Hank and jolly each fellow we meet. MOTHER WA PEECHLESS, Irene Frankl Uttle daughter ‘Lazabeth approached her the other “'Lizabeth Rene Gre mother, interrupting. slang. ‘Where did you “Oh, say, can you see by the daw: early light," came from ‘Ligabeth, bursting into song. | Burt Green, Miss Franklin's hus- band, says for the first th life his wife was speechle: A DOUBT DISSIPATED, Last night at the Lambs some actors were discussing the outlook for the theatrical season. One youth was asked his opinion, bother me with such ie replied. “My mind ts in in her “Well!” ejaculated Louls Bennison, “I'm glad we have located tt at last.” GOSSIP. Wlaw & Erlanger will put “Here Comes the Bride" in the George M. Cohan Theatre Sept. 25, George Dunleavie will be Treasurer at the Norworth Theatre. Ho was at the Punch and Judy three seasons. Sydney Jarvis has been engaged by | Joe Weber for his new Victor Herbert ypera, “Her Regiment.” Robert Edeson's new sketch, “Fly- ing Arrow,” was written by Tonl Vegas, an Indian living in Arizona. Madison Corey has engaged Dolores Cassinelli for the title role in his new musical production. “The Grass Widow.” Margaret Fareleigh Is to be a mem- ber of the Greenwich Village Players, which will occupy their own play- house. The Screen Club will have a benefit for its House Fund on the evening of Sept. 25 at tho Eighty-first Street ‘Theatre, /_A benefit performance for the New York State Prison Councell will be given at Raymond Hitchcock's Forty- fourth Street Theatre Sunday eve- ning, Bept. 30. Mr, Hitehcock will be in charge. Oliver Morosco has decided to open | “Lombardi, Li at the Morosco Theatre on Sept. 24, It was staged at the Belasco Theatre, Washington, + last Monday. Harry Kelly has been engaged for “Mise 1917," the new Century revue. Lizzie, who played opposite him in “Watch Your Step,” has retired from the stage. Clara Kimball Young had a birth- day dinner the other day, She hasn't told us her age, but there were twen- ty-seven candléM on the cake A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. 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