The evening world. Newspaper, September 13, 1917, Page 16

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RRANGEMENTS bere be ~ —— r 3 | MORE “Th GLI A SEDAN —— 1 jana Wary one ieee Ker * Stee Ss Erianger ant George © Ty * | — ’ O one wide wnt Arihur Hopkins « Be other, Sheredy Mre Mone Me Gore Pere & eperer . te © comedy by Philip Mow Corian epiredee tm the a ae the play will be inirode ter representing | begiri'ng of her Arden ure vay ater ser! “'S'MATTER, POP?” ' the greats: pportunities of EN, MTSULANCE “ ‘ — her career, it is as yet unnamed —_ Epil CARRIER “PIGEON “VES OR NO” Anderson & Weber are to produce @oon & new drama entitied “Yes or No.” It js by an author named Good- rob. JANES messases TACK IN A ( : MISS HALE TO MARRY. | Another member of the cast of eo mew Century revue, “Miss 1917," is to be married soon, She ia Letty Male. After eoxt week George Fred- erick Aitkens, better known as “Smil- ing Tommy Aitkenas,” will be pointed out Os Mr. Hale. tie's an automooiie ti CAN — » SS BY WAY OF DIVERSION, Old Batan sat upon bis throne in n below, An imp appeared "Ob, King, increase the ‘8 glow. Another victim has arrived.” Old Satan gave @ grin, rubbed his bands and gna ben shouted Hriog bim tnt 2 and to the throne ughty air, Said he ‘ou're on my throne, You { there. “Twas | who A genius great ou x ste; elime down, jet off the pe t throne belongs to me” Ud save tat, HENRY Unfortunately the Clocks Don’t Run on Rails! By Bud Counihan cCai.w sadly down. Said be I've 7 HON WoT TH’ feared you'd come and claim my DAM HILL CLOCK get rigat launche throue and throw me out and put Heli on the bum. Well, Bill, it's yours. You've earned it, sir. 1 can’ maintain your guilt. Long may you rule where you belong! 1 herewith abdicate.” WELL “TH PosT- OFFICE aN Clock 16 §313-TH’ ( CHURCH CLock 16 “Kin Go @Y ANY DAWIGONE CLOCK Y'LIKE —BUT Y’CANT Go BY S:10% AN’ Your Chock 6317, THE RIGHT WORD, | Barney Bernard is telling @ story) of two Hebrews, partners in business, who were always fighting with each other, One day they decided to put in @ new store front, so they bung up_a sign reading: “Business going on during alterca- tions.” COMEDY FOR SOLDIERS. fo A special performance of “Mary's . Ankle,” now at the Bijou, will be & given at Plattsburg Sunday evening for the entertainment of the soldiers, Manager A. H. Woods and May Tul- ly, author of the play, will accom- | pany the players to the camp. | A TOUCH OF SENTIMENT. PRESET tay babe, ock-~-twe buck! GOSSIP. AJethea Luce and David Higgins @re to be in “The Family Exit.” — | The rights for “The Very Idea,” the Astor, for Norway and Sweden ‘ are belng sought of the author, Wiil- | fan Le Baron, | Beatrice Beckley will retire trom the cast of “The Knife" Saturday | evening. She ie Mrs, James K. Hack-| ett Luctle Watson ts to have a good! role In “As Others See Us," by Lillian Trimbie Bradley and Henry B. Sull- man, | The Messrs, Shubert are to be the! producers of “Oh, Justine,” the revue | at scheduled for the Forty-fourth Street * Root. Herman Timberg is to be seen in the next Winter Garden production. He impersona od Paganini in “The Parsing Show of 1916," Julia Dean has been engaged by A H. Woods for a part in the new dra.ca “On With the Dance,” by Michael Morton. Kiaw & Erlanger have engaged Hilda Spong for a leading role in their new comedy, “Under Pressure.” The chorus girls at the Hippodrome, numbering 300 or more, have formed . agg | ec Pir ag Bd te 12 en on the attieship Missourt, . 7 n" 7 y a hd ¢ alee) | SOMEWHERE IN NEW YORK Al ong the Hotel Lobby! LAUGH AND GROW THIN, Be S ©. W., who modestly withholds his) (7 gy i 5 MAIL PPO! Rveciets poke Pueriog wis Gee des A oe MISTER SH! 0 you TRAVE TWO! THE STATIONERY YEH, HE'S) (ANY MAIL. FOR | SUPPOSE \- TWELY tA 4 : HEAVY coins { ALAR Boor asican,| SO | ee Tod) HOUND: = BRIDAL SUvTE ? "see ar a winb eo puie: 6) TAN! rite MISTER. | LET ON me si Send Meer uae . That Cobb aaken ty tb a better, 4 LIGHT Acer agm THE GINK SHCAN '] 1 OLD “ Hou) ABOUT AY 1s bee “Dook NUMBER T ; — Tips! LUNCH Room «WHO SITS CO, ) OU BUT (IDLE To )\/\ hs ey ae Vane A ASOvNDS | A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. Ke 5 OUTSIDE NEAR. THE fi THIS 1S THe ) HAVE COMPANY | Al SIX MONTHS MAN x Ursillious P. Grubb of Bhe nei te F , res, | OOH! WHAT ouse |" LOR DINNER LEISURE? |'|CABARET | SuppLY oF FAMILIAR ' ? DOOR AND STARES y Achebe —— mr 2 2 ios Be Sunk, oF | Rh AN AWFUL. ssi Saiioaal TN. (OR TWO? | WRITING @amea He says no turkey { ~ MATERIAL. COMES IN HAVE* HONEST ever wiggled around like ters do. HE SHOULD HAVE AT EVERYGODY THAT | NAME To ETECTIVE. WIS NERVE KILLED FOOLISHMENT. | vi “L wure bare @ terrible time,” FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. w Jess Dandy in a play.” was it?" The Big Little Family IN THE EVENING WORLD