The evening world. Newspaper, September 7, 1917, Page 18

‘S'MATTER, POP? If His * ‘ Maw” Catches “On” He'll “Catch” Something Else! Be C. Ut Berm : About Plays —__—__—- —+-- ---— — —— a i haan and Players Do 1 leer ‘ial “ITE Wy ar ae Go a ore | By BIDE DUDLEY | se a? ne A Died oF “aby we ane ia wines mr | jare’s ening | ’ —, AT ) | { a ; yer i Cares aa ; | | — — ; | a ne 2 Next W comments and swum, ond walled Broth prove it wit ‘Wil be thirty om sale at the I day mornine BY WAY OF DIVERSION When 1 am well 1 scoff Laugh o a ' ow a few pticks ——— - | and tow M Another Case of “Now You See It and Now You Don't!" By ¢ ‘hifton Merk 5&10¢ | erat ys 6 } STORE 5, —_ when 0 | pn, and wheh he} } sends his charges in, | draw a cheek] and very gladly pay. A week goos by and I'm all Ive then I take before and puts | on my back. A comes Loe, : block w nature thus’? Why does | follow praise with cuss? ‘To me it is per Verse, beyond a doubt 1 A STRANGE BULLETIN. R. H. Burnside, Hippodr received an ap, from the yesterday urging th girls at the Hip knit sifs” for the marines in Fran « a request to the itis ina tn, HENRY HASENPFEFFER request to the girls in a typewritten momar tame, of EZ2 A BOCE= ) bulletin and she mado the word ‘hussies.” At last accounts Mr. 4 ven! stupimt SC wp Taheore Quess We can’ /MERE AN’ GIVE NLL ¢ Burnside was still trying t but wasn't making much p ' I vA a Wer woH ) Sy ; oP ase Ge poste sign 1917, Press Publishing Ce (N.Y, Preving World) ————S—S= ( WHY Y'FATHEAD \ IVE BEEN “TRYIN' : 7 GeT (TIN! — pee rie) B, the young women had never “hussifs.” | “TO A CABARET SINGER.” Samuel Hoffensicin, the best of the poet-press agents, at present ling ditties and publicity at th Woods offices, contributes a rhy éalied “To a Cabaret Singer.” It fole | lows: | Painted Little singer of Paiuted tile buttects ei al fale looms in spangien on ‘The cold Sour Tit tell 300 Thee J DANGONIT HERE ( We've BEEN RASSLIN’ \ WT “THIS BOX ({ A HALE HOUR AN AINT BUDGED IT ( AN INCH!) inted wong ‘in wut the mine is far away my mal no eong heart ts clay,"* | FOR THE WAR RELIEF. A vaude the Columt Yo-night t¢ le show will be Club, Whitest aid the Stag War Relief. Alexander Leftw ranged it. Participating Adele ill be owland, John Charies Thomas, Romaine, Houdin iffe, Minnie Dupree Manson, Hazel Dawn, Harry I Wucitie Gardner, Ward De Wolf and NO HUMAN OSTRICH. ter?” “You know Pete's act-—swal Well, Nhe got rattled the a Ernest Ball. “cc BELLO, Mike!" greeted the|lowing three billlard balls while bal- t and Jew: » the threac ‘| vaudeville actor, "10, Jack! Jancing the cue on his eyebrow Gossip. Hoy George Hass : DEARIE- IVE DECIDED NOT To woRK, “TONIGHT. LET'S Take THE -CAR AND are you and Pete?” “And you remember he had s now being fea- tlived in “Lo “Pete's in the hospital,” gloomily re | ine dy tled to the balls, so he could A SIN OF OMISSION. LATELY AND TONIGHT (LU te AND ME Govt A Movie! dae date Br 's comedy “Over | sponded Jack, ? What's the mat- | pull t up as soon as he went off?" | 7 a military dinner th law “TanE THE wiFF To IT Lie REST me! i | the hone H so int the Fo | sis ae a elghth Imirest”hentre next Weanee- : A ing Was on the toast list of a Sri tei | veteran's health: “May this { day. Cyr Keightiey is to have the lead- hero, who has lost one eye in the! G PICTURE FU “THE MOVIES —— {one A cHANGE! tn role in, W. KE, Wilkes's | play glorious service of his beloved coun- | en Threads The awcifle try, never seo distress with the other,” | Theatre Corporation will produce it oh | But the person whose duty it was - Betty and Dorothy Allen, who were ay Li to read the toast completely chan; | in the Healey revue, b Joined the | yi the sentiment and caused no ¢ | ment by ace tally omitting | ii word “distress, that the toast | i And may ho never sce with the| other,"--Chicago Dally News | (SAN- THIS |, os | whe. the Deriin'”’ “Oh Boy" business in thre« / CATCHER ee. eee 1 NGEDS SOME. |! AQ tis wentleman was trying to Boston and on | make a hurried exit from a : ert 1 1 \ umbled on the foot of a brawny —_— | Me ho calle yd Nighenan ay 1 Mi cathe | pets ae { © ut ~ ia te aii ag Revue.” ¢ ey ee . un MRS, PAYNE. AND MRS. BELL U =)" \2—--I3--14 THREE ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES edt the \ "AND MRS, O BRIBN AND = = BLOCKS MORE. II W.—Address Britt, care ehilen 3 Y = é ” ae is tik ieee, poy cae eens) ms EE |_ MRS. Corrado TS Go WITHME —_——— sn aes Russell — Write Mark Lue y —, -—~— —— > AND THAT p Hippodrome, for information about that Fo JUST Fits *Fio0d—Fairbank kes the Art-| . % 4 car! headquarters. A STOUT Jerly woman stopped A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. | Ee PETE HRION An Ohio man, who claimed exemp tion on the ground the tread of a family, lost out when Wife indignantly declared he wasn't FOOLISHMENT. Mra. Rlooch. who lives down in Glen ox “7 sist Sh} Bioosh saws her | fem sunning this wh Fou are notnins bue | FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE. 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