The evening world. Newspaper, September 6, 1917, Page 16

eee ' MBA. ‘MATTER, POP! |About Plays ) ——_ -~- and Players J Deny see By BIDE DUDLEY || | cow Se ont. a4, HATS Tr ee ~~ Bacy - Hah be ® 5 4 « lw Vornaide , ( + Paper ramme, while Wi Heai@ent (age - ot) be tn Wille, thre the courtesy of Charies Dulingbam, fe te ray 6 fom words we bis inimit- te rye about athietion, fee ereem Geter 204 ober things, Berney Ber Bard, the original Ape Powe, now! f the & H. Woods euccens, “Mus- nese Before Measure” will tel « few Of We stories for which be te famous | @2 an after-dinner speaker; Sophye Barnard, who mate “Poor Butterfly” the ndous bit it Gaye whe will do «a Gnteriain the sudience, whieh means She will offer a delightful singiog | umber, and there wili be other top- Botch features Although the seat @ale dove not open until next Mon- Gay, there te aiready @ atrong de Mand for tickets. MAY LEASE THEATRE. Raymond Hitchcock and BE. Ray Goetz, proprietors of “Hiteby Koo,” coaxidering the advisability of ing a Broadway theatre for t mt season at least, Two houses | | hry been offered them. They will tr. the matter before the week ‘up. THAT KLAW-ARMES DEBATE. The good natured debate between pare Kiaw and Prof. Armes of the versity of California over the rel- of Shakespeare and! Geor, in as playwrights, bi aettracted so much comment that M Maw has asked us to tell just bow i came up. “The discussion started in Los jes,” he sald to-day, “when nan Stevens asked mé who I @onsidered the best of the piay- Wrights. I told him I could not an- @wer the question offhand. But I @aid 1 considered the best play I knew of, technically speaking, was Mr, Cohan's ‘Seven Keys to Bak ’ I said 1 consid it a bet- play technically than anything eapeare ever wrote. I eaid it was @ muoh higher form of construction to build a play and preserve continu- @us suspense without moving the lo- eale than to do what Shakespeare @id—hang up a placard every ten minutes when he wanted to move the HENRY HASENPFEFFER a “og LAND HRS HEN IRE weru-weunt wr.) ( Foe sone exe! f -mate’! gisco, Prof. Armes took up the aub- Joot. Mr. Klaw declares he spoke from ‘the standpoint of technique only. He says it is not his concern if people, im commenting on the subject, choose to eonfuse technique with texture. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. ‘The things I fail to think of when I'm needing bright replies have al- Ways been @ source to me of deep, regretful #ighs. It's ever been that when it seemed I might have been « wit, my mind has always lagged until too late to make a bit. Bill Smith will “Your brain is like a ep's brain—on the dead!” And I should =nawer, “Bah!” at him. I don't at all, Instead, I make some commonplace reply that has no point at all. For something always seems to cause my thought machine to stall. It's ever thus. I'm worried, too. Suppose the King of Spain should say: ‘Why, Dud, you're looking fine." It drives me near insane to think that I might hem and haw and answer: “So are! you,” or something on that order. Yes “Sav'-I Saw You ONE DAY LAST Week W'HADDA RATHER OTOUT GENTLEMAN WITH Magazine Merely a Process of Elimination! SKK Rownnec ) WArE-F 4 — ——_—_—__, ee my YA Come To j WHAT He Wants j ( > e peur . Yeuwme) ~~ tr } He Hadn't Been Introduced to Her New Knitting Bag IN A “AUTO"~ Yoo! oer - fw HEN HUSBAND"! Go THAT Wuz Y'HUSBAND HUH? DAWGONE HES A < GENSIGLE LOOKIN’ FELLER He DREMES VERY — Prem Penang Oem Ul * ‘ ee You (HIM PUTTIN’ ( Cottar Tharséa;, September Pree wee é a . j . f : [—cemre race] Fiening World Daily G, 1917 M hy ¢ Payne By Clitton Meek SHOULDA HEARD Wid ON ae RNIN & Mol Gosh! | don’t know what to do, MISS ZIEGFELO'S DEBUT. Patricia Ziegteld, daughter of Billte Burke and F. Ziegfeld jr., 1s to company her father to the Polo Grounds Sunday to see the ‘Follies” team play the "Hitchy Koo" nino, A Dottie of Grade A milk will be taken long for her, as she doesn't care for @oda pop. 1 HIT (ISN'T ' MY LONG LOST BROTHER, KAISER Mi8S GARCEE WINS. We take pleasure in announcing that success bas finally found Miriam girl who made such a hit ‘ool Days,” at Richmond She is now the Ladies of the Court in “Lucky O'Shea” at the Thirty-ninth Street Theatre, Gossip, William R. Sill is now press agent @t the Century. ! It ! ! ! U Leo Newman clipped the hair of ) Ris dog, Hitchy Koo, and she rao BILL away ih disgust ‘ Brock Pemberton of the New York} Times is to join the managerial staff | of Arthur Hopkins. | Irving Davis writes us of an ex- convict who has become a@ poet. Go- from bad to vers en? | David f » will open the Belasco | Theatre's regular ason to-night 16 Cow!'s! ," has written a play and s Cowl to star in j reciprocity ANSWERS TO INQUIRIES. | B. Kose—Show your song to Meyer Coben, Harry Von Tilzer Music Com- | | pany. | Rite Carlton—If you sign your Cut out the picture on all four sides, Then carefully fold dotted line 1 @ommunications we'll consider them. lite entire length, then dotted linos 2 and 3, Fold each section underneath | A-THOUGHT FOR To-pay, | #8¢urately, When completed turn over and you'll find @ surprising result “a 1 uville, Ky. girl, who ree | -- = eee gered 6 Proponel of marriage on & SOME ONE‘OUGHT TO TELL H portal anawered “No” by tel EAR little Willie was only re-| him appear one morning looking very for ihe “Hello, Wille! What's the matter?* FOOLISHMENT. night he , : ey orled in ehoru > ag Hae leinins S that famous amile w & man Ww Oh, don't chaff, boys—don't chatt! te so ee PS ced me grane, [OR Only two occastons—when he is Marriage isn't what I thought it was An reed me twenty bones * | first married and when the first t My wit van't sing 5 : jarrives, ‘That simile, which suggests a ‘an't sing? y, You ought to be h kful f that! FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE, | coatish in paradise, is extremely an-|\ “Yes, I dare say! And I might be “Like codfish balls?” noying to the onlooker. Therefore | —only . ad : ' 5 K > eretor only, you #06, she doesn't know it Don't know; never attended any!" Willie's friends were relieved to ave|—Macon Newm "Yes, { Outdoorland | Copyright, 1917, by The Pree Publishing Oe, (The New York Evening World.) The Mocking-Bird. T was a warm night in Outdoorland and the three friends were glad to sit quietly on the terrace of Prof. Bombus's lovely home. Slowly and steadily darkness crept upon them. A cool breeze stirred among the trees and a bird's voice was heard singing a beautiful, tuneful song. It was a new, strange song to Bess and Bob. A bird that they had nover met was entertaining them this evening. “That is a mooking-bird which we hear,” the Professor told them, ‘What 18 he mocking?” asked Bess, “Nothing at present, That ts his own sweet song. As he sings it he works his way from the lowest branches up to the topmost twig of the tree and down again.” ‘The song ceased and the Professor gave a short, trilling whistle. The limitation of it came back to the chil. dren and him from the branches of the mocking-bird’s tree. Then Bob whistled and Bess called. The bird mimicked them perfectly It was great fun! Tho children > otember Drawing Contest > this HE month will be for Kiub Cousins to Mustrate in pictures some event drawing contest for in the news—something that happens this month and that you read about in your newspaper, It be just as if you were an artist emy a newspaper to draw illust the news stories it prints, Of you should pick out some news that is interesting to everybody as well as to yourse This contest will close Se ‘urday, Sept. 29. One dollar will be awarded to each Klub Cousin who makes submits the best new drawing ¢ or her age. NG WORLD'S Kiddie Klub Korner had often played with an echo in this; Often she almost falls from fatigue, way, but it was not half such fun. | Still the gongster never helps. Sometimes this feather-covered echo| “When the wee birdlings grow would have to try several times be-| Strong and smart enough to fly the mother goes away, but he stays fore he got the sound correctly. ve roche goes Awe, RUT Ae AtOEy was very patient and very persistent. | to th» South," This made jt all the more interesting. | “He is dreadfully lazy,” They called playfully to the bird], “Unkind ts what I call tt, anes all evening. He was delightful, f Bit lots of fun for all thatt® Bom- 9 he always so much good fun?" | bus reminded them. asked Bess and Bob, ) (Ho sure ts,” they agreed. “No, indeed,” answered their friend,| Surxested by MARION BIDWELL, “at home he is a tyrant. Why, when No. 451 Fourth Avenue, nesting time begins it 1s Mrs, Mock ing-Bird who selects the elte; Mra, | Qt Mocking-Bird who gathers the twigs } Farn a Klub Pennant } and building material; Mrs, Mocking- | § naan © Bird who does the labor and builis| the home for her brood-to-be, And} when anything goes wrong her exact ing mate 18 not slow to scold her|nan viciously and tell her Just what hi thinks. But {f all goes well and to|*" his liking he sits by and sings a beau. | tiful song to celebrate, | TWENTY-TWO-INCH felt pennant, made in the Klub colors, blue and gold, and bearing the Kiddie Klub will be given free to every Klub r who secures five new members, to every new Klub member who gs in with him or her four other ew me SIX coupons, numbered A rota Must be sent with each © signature, new member, just lividual kiddies ap- nber “When the mother Is setting,” con. tinued Bombus, “her spouse comes to the nest every hour or so, but never takes her place when she has to leave name and address of lw ply for membership as requ Members who cannot save the coupons may obtain pennants by 10 cents, with name, for food and drink, In hot weather ~s is always coming and going. CONDUCTED BY ELEANOK SC } Cousin Eleanor’s Klub Kolumn { Dearest Cousins o' Min AM more than pleased with the g00d work that you have been do- ing (I am speaking of the Red Cross work of which so many of you bave told me). There is not @ nobler, more helpful way that my Cousins could have spent their sum- mer. Please continue with this good work through the winter, too, Keep up the ttle Kiddie Klub branches that you have formed to do knitting and sewing for our brave, noble men. ‘That many of you boy Cousins of | ours have taken up this, work is a delightful surprise How you would Ike to join the troops going abroad | to serve thelr country and their flag, | if you only could! But that cannot | be, and instead you have done the| next best thing: you have deetied to help keep our men from suffering untold hardships by making caps, wristlets and a dozen other kinds of comfort-giving woollen things to keep Jack Frost out through tong white winter, I am 20 ‘tone you know that it 1s not girlish to knit but that it ts brave to do one's bit im the great fight. And your bit is not & small one—it 1s big and fine, It is he next greatest. thing t the front, «0: ee No, I have not forgotten ’ part ‘in this beautifur fed. Tear girl Cousins, have worked in greater numbers, more untiringly, and, of course, with @ greater number of achievements to your credit. That is true, But in work such as this we do not look for separate praise but rather to be counted among the thousands of helping hands, Let me know more abo’ ‘ forts. ‘Tell me what you ai Sania whether working together or eae rite : and tell me what you Mave and what you intend making— you say the more Interesting it will be for the Cousins to about. You see I intend putting thi ¢ jews of your helpful work iw the Kiddie Kiub Korner for the wh world to see Your affectionate Cousin Eleanor, Contributions From Klub Kousins. Kiddie Kiub Ye Hurrah, huge, for the Kiddie Klub! Hurrah, hurrwh, for the K. ‘With {ta corer, Little Jack Mornay, | ‘ eat, | | | Werld, ery t can beat WWI ite Kicdieg wo rive and true, fh sorrow. deere that il Nowurpom purrads, hurrah for the Kiddie Klub! nd lean. to 5 pe SaTHthtie FRiE! N And SURELE TRIED” ase 1195 Boston Kosd, Bronx me Me 4 AKI acres of land, One day he told them to go out 1g the garden and play For a long time they couldn't decide what game | to play, Buddenly Thelma bad an*ides Let's help the poor children fruit aod flower ganieu a We can v Tegetavie « 3 some rules for the poo: sor ce et “but we must have | ‘dren, r We will my bow many things five | Oa die ste, Mas nin tg, te os at ites ‘aoe a, Bsr owe, wil eet yemet rork © When, lf the Homers aod fog nicely Vera and ¢ HOW TO JOIN THE KLUB Vers and Thelma were twins, They lived wa AND thats tteer, Wao Was Ted Sle ond owned man? | OBTAIN YOUR PIN, TLREITER, 28 Kramer Court, Arveme, 1. Kidde Kinb, d dear RiubU'll never By CELIA GRAZIANE (tge 19), No: 181 Wadte AAA AAA AAA AAA Rn way tor ith ay pom six ot these rel in rote KIDDIE KLUB COUPON No, ” A —