The evening world. Newspaper, September 4, 1917, Page 14

| t and Players By BIDE DUDLEY | | att of 8 muses’ COMty O64 heard the by Juventic way to the hewit youre Weil, now n yoo ing t The use of oe © telly brought forth « the audience indicate that the director same boat, And when it giving the show @ eurely dc Maye bring t ' 4 the « t the youth mad the gtr mt ee « chance t atte ell, well” he said, “if 14 a* Wrowed youd wanted to went Id ‘# came and Wok you.” KLAW STARTS SOMETHING, | Maro returned y rday from «a P Const trip which he made to lnunch the Kiaw & Er-| janger Players, a dramatic stock | company organized to play the K. at EB. theatres in the Far West. The ny is now presenting “Here | ty the Bride” at the France While in ! ked a college professor Wkéed George M.1 plays better than Shake spea In a half-cotumn Interview, printed in a newspaper out there, the Professor indicated that he considered Mr. Klaw entirely ad infinitorium pro duplex concoctetus est nicodictum #6 | far as literature—you know, the real jole—in concerned | MORE LAUGHS IN IT. Charles Dillingham has quickened the spectacular portions of “Cheer Up,” at the Hippodrome and length- ened the comedy scenes until the new show ia full of good laughs. Business im good at the Hip, They're using five box offices. BY WAY OF DIVERSION. ‘Whenever I get very mad at Jones or Smith or Brown, and feel I'd like to tell them what I think, I frame up what I want to say and then I write 1t down in very forceful terms with pen and Ink. I put it in an envelope; perhaps I stamp it, too. I get it ready for the morning's matl. And then I wait until I've cooled and slowly read it through and burn it and forget it without fail. The writing of the let- ter is an outlet for my spleen end oh, the things I call him in that note! tell him he's a scoundrel and I say he’s low and mean and over ev'ry word I simply set But when I read it later I'm a diff'rent man, you see. ‘That's why my vicious letter never goes. Just try my scheme, dear reader, if from trouble you'd be free, ‘Twill eave you many punches in the nose. ® THOUGHT IT WAS SILENT. Joseph Herbert jr. of the “Odds and Tends of 1917" cast has a six-year-old Caughter. He was teaching her to spell recently and geve her the word “help.” She spelled it “hep. “What about the ‘I'?” he asked. “Why, daddy,” she replied, “I fot de ‘' was asleep. INITIATING BLUCH. Biuch Landolf, the clown in the Bud Snyder act at the Hippodrome, was initiated into the Order of the Tru: of the Sacred Elephant at Nat Wills’ clown party last Sunday. When he entered the room where the funmak- ers were gathered nobody noticed him, He was a regular Peter Grimm. ‘That was the beginning of the initia- tion. Biuch lay down on the floor and | feigned a faint, That was the end of th . Gossip, Leon Bamberger is to he married Jn Chicago. Sunday. And he always vowed he wouldn't. Louise Drew is to be Mrs. den tn the Jo‘.a Drew-Margaret Illington pre- bentation of “The Gay Lord Quex.” “The Willow Tree” will open. tn Wilmington, Del., Sept. 17, Fay Baln- fer and Malcolm Fassett are in the east. Harry Watson sr. of Flushing made a fine mintature motorboat recently and presented it to Jack Norworth’s sons, Ned and Jack. It is announced that Marguerita Sylva will create the title role in a new opera called “Cleopatra.” ‘William (Bill) Roddy, the press gent from Kansas, has been com- misaioned a Second Lieutenant in the army. A woman who wanted to see “Old Lady 31" at the Bronx Opera House a voice bro! recently asked for two seats for “31/4 at Old Ladies.” amanded Just between ourselves, the Hal © explained mildly that he was Russell who is to have the Julian UY ‘trying to retrieve his hat. Eltinge role in “The Fascinating | Hy hereupon the woman said, in won- Widow" is Harry ¥ r. The Dara Your hat? Well, 1 don't know! ford Producing Company ts in charge. Mme. Sarah Bernhardt has changed her programme for the matinees Thursday, Friday and Saturday at the Knickerbocker, She will appear | as the wounded soldier ‘Du Thea- tre au Champ d'Honneur. ANSWER TO INQUIRIES, interlor town of Arkansas, was Heien H.—Write engaging director. sent to the Philippines, Upon his The address is Forty-first and Broad- arrival in the islands he sent a cuble- wPhip Morrell—Sea Arthur Klein, &°%™ to bis father back home, The Putnam Building. He will advise “!Y After the message arrived the ind father was speaking about It to a Beeptical Sam—Cannot name Fatty friend Arbuckle’s poetry publisher. Bounded Hate ie ae ead) 1 NS Pes ee rene Fe te Me toe, that message comin’ ail them thou. . A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY, ds of miles * bert W. ash @ had ever fried an ¢ wronk side a dus last night son the FOOLISHMENT. Bumstead’s Worm Syrup. BO yeurs the nafe and me never tulle Bea Ook Rees t | here, 2) bottle, M.D. Phila, Pu, | SMATTER. Por MY Pe? ‘ Weim ouca® Boy \ > OLD GRINDSTONE GEORGE Conrrigh 1G tines Puvioning Oy Un V Rewning Were _ eT a r hie we Av TBuy «le li shee Sueda wor > $a ‘ “ IV din ouar hie ‘ Neo of and citizen chanced passing Peering round, thought his bat in @ yard, behind fence, climbing over, started to chase it, but each time he thought he had caught it it got ye another move on. where it Js, but that's our little black eat you're ¢ | 2 | Qome HUMOR OF THE COUNTRY, \ 66 ) ilustrate the uses of adver. tisement,” says a well-known @ caterpillar like hot theatrical manager, “there is one experience [ had of which I often think grub that makes the bute "eT way driving, when 1 came ¢ | farm the & meadow to et | SOME CHASE. ITH a wild sweep the wind tore round a corner and re- moved the hat from the head respectable near-sighted who be to wildly man saw the ho a high Hastily he ming —TiteBita.” REAL SPEED. | time ago a young man in| the army, whose folks live in an/| Was the hearty response of | » thunderin’ quick, too.” * quick exclaimed the T should # so! When and tu the bis 1 as follows: This tleld to let, seventeen acres, was for grazing, Persons having old cat- tle, or cattle with strong appetites, better be cautious tn turning them out to graze » as MY Krass is so rich that tt would be Hable injure them for the first week or so. Farm and Home (British), —>—— THE NERVIEST MAN, HE nerviest man in Georgia lives in Gilmer County, according +> Col. H, B. Tuttle, and the Col- onel ought to know, because the ma. is his neighbor, “He waked me up at midnight,” Col. Tuttle declares, “and borrowed my shotgun to kill a dog that wa: seeping him awake by tts barking. “When I got up the next morning I discovered the dog was mine” a HE COULDN'T GET IN A WORD. LANCHE met Carolyn at a ball and they were talking of one of the young men “IT don't care for him at all," re- | marked Blanche. “le's a regular | bore.” | “Indeed?” replied Carolyn, “Why, I thought he was perfectly lovely.” “Well,” said Blanche, “he yawned three times while | was talking to him.” ‘erhaps he wasn't yawning,” sug- gested Carolyn, “He may have been trying to say something, my dear,’ St. Louls Post-Dispateh — > HAD ENOUGH, 6G TOW,” ald the farmer to tho| new hand from the eity, "I want you to clean up the pigsty, the stab the henhouse and all the — other | COULDNT HELP BUT ADMIRE TH’ MANNER IN WHICH HUSBAND MeT You AT TH CORNER |attempt to be one of our songsters, — x é { “Mans. SALBO" XT SES “THERE -S0eS A HUSeanD “O Be PROUD OF! 4 j WUSBANDS Courteous WHY AS He MET You "TH FIRST “THING He DiD-wWuz To. sz Fveping World Daily Magazine imes Married People Are Singular at That! StOm: de musta SAID’ Gemce Roy’ + ARE THAT To THEIR WIVES: ik scetuantiaalamekacentatindtamet ices BES SHOWIN’ ME “THAT By Clifton Meek HE GOT “Th’ HaIR-CuUT IT TO. WIM To Gere > Outdoorland Copyright, 1917, bw The Pree P (The New York Erening World, The Flicker. PSS and Bob had played hard all | diy, and were very glad when it was time to Ko to bed. They had sald goodnight to their papa and namma and were soon in Outdoor- and, It was #0 beautiful and sunehiny there that Bob could not help whist- ing @ lively air, Buddenly Bess uttered a cry of de- light, and said, “Look at that beauti- ful bird.” As Bob looked in the direction Bess was pointing, he saw the bird flying straight for the tree under which he and Bess were standing. “What kind of a bird 1s tt, Bob?” Bob did not know, but just then Prof. Bombus seen walking slowly toward them, He happened to glance in the direction Bess and Bob were looking and he also saw the bird. S00n Bombus came up to the chil- dren and sald, “Is that not a pretty bird?” “Indeed tt ts," satd Be kind fs ft, Bombus?” “That bird is a fiicker, one of our common summer dirds, was “but what It makes an but {t does not succeed very well sald Bombus. i whistle. @ like ‘cuk, cuk, euk,’ * Tt has a ra Somethi houses of the stock.” For tw days the new hand worked vigorous ly; then he ap peared before his employer with both eyes nearly closed, his mouth swollen, and red reck and hands he demanded; “I t What's the matter ‘ farmer, "I don't know matter,” returned it happened when I the beehive,”’—Americ an Boy, Oren HOW TO JOIN THE KLUB AND OBTAIN YOUR PIN, n | ‘ pace | ‘ | | KIDDIE KLUB THE EVENING WORLD'S COUPON No. FROM THE TREE CAME A BEAUTIFUL BIRD. “Where 4s it going no Bob asked. “Look halfway up this dead apple| tree and you will see something,” Bombus answered, Bess and Bob looked up, and to their surprise saw a round oavity in| Bombus?" the tree, Looking out of it they saw | the young ones, with mouths wide open, | “They are waiting for something to eat,” said Bombus. “See, the mother is going in now." The children saw the same bird that had settled on a branch a few moments before, fly to the edge of the hole, Bess, Bob and Bombus then heard a number of peeps from the young birds inside, | “How many are there, I wonder?” | said Bess, “We will see in a short time,” | answered Bombus, He then whistled | a few notes, and from the tree caine a beautiful bird, Its breast was of brown spots, on {ts head was @ little | red, tho back of the flicker was | brown, the tall was black with bright | yellow underneath, under the wings | was bright yellow also, A little way down from the black beak was a crescent of black, The flicker js about 13 tnehes in length, “My Little babies are so hungry 1 cannot stay long, Bombus, but T wil! tell you I have eight lovely Httle dears, I really mut go now and get worms, ants and grain, and, if I can, berries to feed my children with.” And off flew the pretty flicker, Fiickers have ten eggs at the most, Five @ emall number,” said | Bombus, “This bird told me the) other day that she had eight eggs and, as you know, eight babies came from them,” “Where is the father of them, Bom- dus?" Ress asked Bombus laughed, “He home as the mother 1»,” Written by KATHARINE BP, HART, age 12 years, No, 128 West One Hundred and Fifteenth Street, New York City. | j errr, i Earn a Klub Pennant. ® TWENTY-TWO-INCH felt pennant made in thé Klub colors, blue and gold, and bearing the Kiddie Klub is as busy | getting food for the hungry ones at} Dearest Cousin Kiddies: OR September we will F drawing contest, It ts fun to change about Don’t you think #0? ‘The subject of September's drawing contest will be “NEWS OF THE DAY." One of our clever boy cousins sug gested that topic and I think it ts a very good one. At such a time—when the greatest history of the world 1s being made, jthe news of the day is indeed inter- esting. I expect much of you, my |poustns, and know that I stiall not be disappointed, because you have shown ;me many, many times how really clever you are. | You have shown me again in your compositions for the August contest I am having a very good time reading over these compositions on your fa vorite American heroes, but I may say that it 18 no easy matter to de- |elde upon the very best among so |many good and clever bits of writing. Cousin Eleanor. P, 8.—Awards and Honorable Men tions given in the August contest will be published tn the Klub Korner on Tuesday, Sept. 11, have a To make a club ike ours ts kind. Can you another like |t find? As Washington to the U. 8. was true, So are we to the Gold and Blue, Ry DAVID KRAUSE No, 2791 Eighth Ave., New York. namo, will be given free to every Klub member who secures five new members, | and to every new Klub member who! brings in with him or her four other} new members. Six coupons, numbered in rotation, must be sent with each together with the signature, age address of each new member, just a8 required when Individual kiddies ap ply for membership. Members who cannot save the coupons may obtain pennanta by sending 10 cents, with name . 2 v Our Two ons. We of the Kiddie Klub have two flags; Our loyalty to them never Jags Old Glory first, red, white and blue; Then own pennant of gold and blue. By HAROLD F, REFS, age four teen, No. 169 Cornaga Avenue, Far Rockaway. ER | A Bit of Advice, ‘Three cheers to Cousin Eleanor, | And the Kiddie Klub, too; | Three cheers to the American Fl . The Red, White and Blue, Every cousin has some work to do— And yes, our Cousin Bleanor, too, There are hundreds of things for girls and boys, To make this world Just, full @f joys, Old Glory te not the only one, For there our work ts just begun, The Red Cross, too, of course, you know, | When this you find out to the Head- quarters go, From ROMAYNE HUFF, age li, Westwood, N. J. Our Kiddie O1up, | love our Kiddie Klub #0 trae; I love tts colors, gold and blue. | It brings lots of Joy to each girl and boy Who loves it as much as I do, PLORENCE NEWMAN, age thir- teen, 156 Vernon Ave, Brooklyn, Our Kiddie Kiub, Hurrah! for the Kiddie Kiub, I love tt 8o dear, Hurrah for Cousin Eleanor, Let us give her a cheer, Hurrah! for the Kiddie Klub, Oh! long may tt stand, And may It have many members From o'er our land. From ALVA FLOOD, aged ten, No, 405 Twelfth Street, West New York, N. J B Some little boys are gloomy, Some little boys are sad But those who beloyg to the Kiddie Kiub Aro always cheorful and g By JAMES J, HAGAN, a; | Park Ridge, N. J, 98 tam