The evening world. Newspaper, August 29, 1917, Page 12

tn. Cerra. iT te Ge Teme eeaing Oe Me Ree Vere temmtag Cent, oe, : :, ~ oe =. EARKEN, my Daughter, ante the Love Song of « Demet of Batpe Brtered ot the Pe ew Ne ~~ LON SPIQCUOUS \ rd / jon, @ hick whe « eth te ber beart ‘ fate ‘. © The ’ oe WE CAN NEVER \ LET 2 TRY ) Who i this thet cometh lke (he Sue of Morning? , i " - . Whe i thie thet yrarety jo all (he fegeiia ef ie One Tear 14.00 One x . dhs r BREAK INTO CANOU FLAG E New Uniform and serkoth me owl of the multitude? One Month me CITY HALL A pees ‘ Verily, verily, 1 say Unto thee, Solomon te alt Gi 4 VOLIME o* . NO, 80,468 = : — Slory war not arrayed like unto Min! peti alae me . a ee Le, i is HE, my Beloved! Yet 1 knew Bim eaet For bebold, 1 have bi NEW YORK’S OWN. ‘ © in & tweed omit thet were appalling and his hair stood aloft os @ chem ? —the State's own troops, its former National Guard. pry rage bin te 0 chore r coat, whe New York salutes them, in their uniformed ranks as soldiers; of @ blackbird on the Aa teng a pen as ttendy hh fellow-citizens, fellow- 1 have seen him im @ sport shirt and « tennis blazer, whem Be } under their forme, eneammialll appeared like unto the cover of a comic magazin workers in the same great \. s But never, ob, never, did he look like THE That is why we confidently hail them as fighters of the finest | How glorious are bis shoulders, and how far above thos of o moving type the world can produce. as" at tiful his Leas ies, tried to solve the problems, studied and N 7 how fascinating! a dis gi We le waye of , their \ / (ss | ; La, bis hg 2 ‘ a halo bg slorifeth him; bis shoulder ted issues know their thinking, straps are more ing than angels’ wings! their ideals. ' | Verily, | ADORE his bair-cyt! instincts, teiend 0 60h te receive them- \| | \ ‘ | ’ / \ dd, ‘i helps he followeth after me in the restaurant, walters teow down ; They have been ; shoot, : Nhe = 's /,\ y before him and coat-check boys cease f thet {ting to admire selves on occasion into efficient military units. But this military wi hy My, Ai LM Bellbops rush to do his bidding and tauae eilrhagaicst after him, 7 was a training which in time of peace they voluntarily 5 « re | Yea, their eyes are full of envy and adoration! > : training - ry ser r T am puffed up with pride and vanity! sought—not as a career to take them from ordinary occupations, VISE HIM | ‘How, then, shall « civilian in « blue ser ' " ’ , ‘60 sult and « stiff hat hope but as a rounding-out and completion of their manhood, fitting | to vie with him in the eyes of ANY woman? them to State or Nation when disorder or danger threat. For behold, my Beloved hath just returned from the Training Camp, ; a, serve _ a oe vif 7 IT, ae We he goeth! ‘ ‘ Let slackers slink away at sight of hi 4 pacifists b! War for them is no profession. They do not seek it for \ DISGUISE ) away their faces. ~ a eee Mlb; Tiley ds not leak: te itor gaia, Least of all could they | \ HIN AS A / | uiaan One: i ah o- before him and women keep their eyes and they : 4 | 8 of him! + var wavelet wits ® a tak that in war and war alone are pee | __ For she that attempteth to snitch him from me shall fee! the mighbeg full * de’o pel . Pid | my scorn. coe peop! yt poo Leclen ue haa | Verily, verily, I cannot belleve that I once thought him merety ™ y are we ere , Beca' — these boys Med nice boy” and “good enough” to flirt with! * level-headed, peace-loving, clean: hearted young Americans. For behold, now he is a glorified imi rr Purred rey bee Rae os Y 2 AN soem se O-NIGHT and to-morrow the city has ite wished-for chance | to honor the men of the Twenty-seventh Division, U. 5. A. cause we know they face the grim job ahead with one desire: To get at it and have done with it. That is why they will attack it with a poise and purpose against which militarism must oppose in vain its whi; -driven masses. Whether the task prove short or long, we know they will come back, bigger and stronger, to take up the pursuits of peace and industry in which alone Americans find happiness, upon i> Ae Wwe MRE gs of Mrs. Solomo By Helen Rowland barerd at the knees, aod ino Peim Beach out thee peeded pressing 1 have seen him in « bathing sult, when Bis Ges set upon the altar heart. . om Lo, now I shall play with him no more, but shall bow down end worship him. For such is duceth! | Yea, at last he hath got me GOING! | Selah. The Jarr Family the magic transformation which a SUIT of KHART pre > > which rest the sure foundations of their national faith. ao) =, By Roy L. McCardell In the history of nations, soldiers of this stamp have made 4 7 \\ | | Copyright, 1017, by the Prem Publishing Co. (The New York Evening World), the most formidable fighters. For they neither drive nor are nN : RS. JARR answered the ring] Mrs. Jarr was all attention. driven. They are the true soldiers of democracy, With them ‘ i q ae dose ans eevee leny Ge “I read all the advertisements for jl fe . i Aq militant Suffragette bride of | litth lac } submission to discipline is but intelligent, willing acceptance of Gain } Bey Mishial Anges Didk: liane oe rine eee es ctisoes 2. ston, the ex-Mrs, Gratch, h what is necessary to accomplish the purpose of their hearts, | That lady limped to the sofa and rer T eant to eae Creme my . These are the sort of men New York is starting on their way . a ™ $$ —_— - ees sat down and murmured dolefully,| singing bird!” to the front. wi 9” S d ’ I . T Ik W ° h G . |] “Oh, my poor tee It occurred td Mra, Jarr that Sait P 'e ~ “Have you been in Washington| bird w These are the troops to whom we owe a memorable send-off, M a sunda y S n t Ima b c a S 1 i irks” again picketing the White House?" ta iets bee beer ree not alone of patriotic cheers but with the and silent thank. | == = scien. a2 sie a nae _ agus eens Tusmce RIN asked Mrs. Jar, “On Sunday I went forty miles from a a) de ‘i coy 5 Nine Tim Out of T We 2g Hye | %2—>ut nine times out of ten it ts} A good reputation Is the greatest No, T haven't!” retorted the visitor} nowhere to look up 2 meuntate fulness of common understanding, common interests, common e es Uul oO CN A WOMAN 8 LLY 8| . caso of “nerves.” And more, it {s| asset a man or woman can have in S0mewhat sharply. “I gave up the| bungalow called ‘San Souci-lacThes | aims. this life, next to an ablding, endurtng “Bt for the Cause for a worthless| Pines’ 1 found it, a structure o€ | teria Is Merely ‘‘Nerves’’ or an Out’ | sencrally an outburst of either petty man, and this is my reward! This is] These are the soldiers for whose families we ought to pledge temper or unadulterated selfieuness,| faith in God. And {f they have the wnat comes of belnk all soul?” [eas aier een i oe ee ie ; F burst of Petty Temper, or Both, and sometimes béth. Fight faith in God thetr reputation “qi sole?" repeated Mra, Jarr.|snq'i nto galley: @ special kindness and protection while they themselves are i - “ When such a woman ts weak] Will take care of itself. |"Are your soles biistered?” F SOP 4 Maglry fat "een over-sons. Says Wife of Famous Evangelist. enough and selfish enough to fafitet| The person who thoughtlessly en-! “rney are, they most tertaimly] yower for sour’ birdy: we tae it apie ity, progress, as we theme, bave her fancied burdens on others, {t 1s| 4@ngers another's reputation is care- are!” groaned the other. “Oh, MY! asked, reached their hour of direst need, then the State of New York is proud that it can do its part as fine a body of militia commonwealth gave to the armies of a great cause. ‘The boys who are going know there is just one place on earth where they will meet anything like the good wishes that go out to them as they feast to-night, or hear anything like the cheers that will greet them when they march to-morrow. And that place is right here in New York—when they come back to us. God speed and keep them. They are of New York’s best. a a ver “But when you view everything with reason and reflection, of all connections none {8 more weighty, none is more dear, than that between every individual and his country. Our parents are dear to us; our children, our kinsmen, our friends are dear to us; but our country comprehends alone all the en- dearments of us all."—CICERO, Hits From ‘This is the time of year that the fellow who told his wife last May he would like to go to the mountains leaves for the seashore Pittsburg Gazette. Sharp Wits | dally @ beetloss meal, But we stand firmly and strongly against any es- tablishment of an eatiess meal,—Co- lumbla (3. C.) State, ies} . Thinking about how bard a task 1s going to be is much more wearin, than the dotng of it.-Albany Journal. Prd ei | ra eae Keep your eyes peeled and see if; you find anybody who makes bis Money harder than by marrying it.— Memphis Commercial Appeal, 2 9 Marriage may not reform a m but it'll make him mighty une fortable.—Ringhamton Press. eo 8 Parties to a runaway match are self starters and generally aviuewhat fast.—Deseret News, i} It has been our observation that in @ high wind those balloon skirts lack dirig\bility.—Philadelpoia Inquirer. eas ee | Some people make the mistake of lying so much in the past they mias all the current fun.—Toledo Blade. ois oat It is natural for a wo but with most of them an to talk, ence ts an aed acquired art.—Memphis Commercial Man hates to buy a new hat for| Appeal. two weeks and then buys it in two ees: minutes.—Toledo Blade. It 1s easter for a camel to pass . 2 through the eye of needle than for a rich slacker to escape the head. "t doing any- something.— | lines —Boston Transcript, 7 ah There's never a happy to-day for enk Is called | thoae who worry about to-mortow oe ews, harbor regrets about yesterday,—Al- bany Journal “I know the girls’ bare necks are , ool in summer,” says Limo Beane, “because they are warm in winter,” Toledo Blade, ‘ A suggestion for homekeepers 1s that in addition to a meatless meal and a wheatless meal they institute To declare a thing is not half bad is equivalent to saying it is not good, —Toledo Blade. a @ Advice and cheers, costi nothing ore always freely given, Albany Journal, By Ma 3, doctor, Mrs, Vanderox telephoned that she want- ed you to come over as soon as you re turned to the of- flee! Yes, it seemed to be serl- ous; she was greatly agitated,” The prominent surgeon glanced up at the clock, after hearing the message of his trained nurse, It was nearly midnight. Should he go? Mrs, Vanderox was a rich woman, A good patient whom it would not be wise to neglect. There were some things the doc- tor didn’t like about her, however, She seemed to Insist on always in- troducing a personal note into their conversations, which made him both uncomfortable and cautious, for, as a specialist, the physician had to be extremely careful to keep his reputa- tion from the slightest breath of scandal, The doctor decided to telephone the house first The lady's confidential maid answered the call with the an- nouncement: “Madame is in bed, too miserable to come to the telephone. Yes, she requires him immediately.” When he arrived the physiclan found his patient in a state of ex- treme agitation, but not too ill to have donned a becoming negligee. He found, after a brief examination, however, that her trouble was do- mestic and not physical, Her hus- band bad accused her of infidelity and was having her watched even then by detectives. She sobbed he wanted to get rid of her now that he had run through all her money. What should she do? Tho doctor had always seemed so sympathetic and friendly whenever she was ill, she had sent for him in her dilemma. He replied sternly she Sunday had no right to impose in such a way upon the kindness of @ busy profes sional man, that he was a doctor c! physical ailments and not a healer o! domestic difficulties. In reply she sprang up and flung her arms around him hysterically, begging him not to desert her; that she had no one else to turn to. At this moment the husband and two detectives burst into the room, They had been waiting for just such achance, The doctor's protestations of Innocence were met with a laugh, and he was told he could tell his story to the jury. The husband sued his wife for di- vorce, naming the surgeon in the action, Though he was wholly blame- less in thought and deed, the scandal wrecked his career, He had to pay the penalty of a foolish woman's thoughtless indiscretion, The Lord has no patience with the foclish virgin--who persists in her folly, There may, at times, be a vital, physical reason for a hysterical wom- HE Duke of Sutherland, one of the richest men in the British empire, will pass his twenty- ninth milestone’ to-day, having been born Avg, 29% 1888. He is the largest landowner in Great Britain, holding more than @ million and a quarter acres, the bulk of this acreage being in Sutherlandshire, Dunrobin Castle, where the Duke rules the Highland like a king, Is the centre of an estate of 1,166,000 acres, which became the property of the Duke's ancestors as a result of the rebellion of the Bar! of Caithness. Marriage alliances added to the estate, Only a few years ago it came Into the hands of the young Duke, who is the fifth of his ne, Stafford House, in London, the fa- mous mansion of the Sutherlands, was sold by the present Duke's fathor to Sir William Lever, the soap manu- tacturer, who presented It to the na- tion, high time that she open the doors of her heart and take an honest, criti cal survey of her inner self. She doesn't need medicine, doesn't need “petting.” need sympathy. She She doesn't She needs God. less to the point of selfishnes: more. ter of physical killing. thoughtless word. (Copyright, 1917, by The Bell Syndicate, Ine.) 6c F course the old man has been O a crackerjack in his time,” admitted Albert Gilmore, aged twenty-three, “but times change. Its a good thing that Ted and I have stepped in to help him out. For one thing, the gov- ernor 1s not really a thorough en- gineer; he's never been thoroughly grounded in the theory of the profes- sion, And J, with my scientific school training, can be of great service right there,” he concluded alrily, | Pat Brannigan, superintendent of the Gulfport quarry, gazed at the speaker in stupefied amazement “Why, ye young spalpeen,” he finally ejaculated, “your father has forgotten more about engineering than ye'll ever know. He can hire men with the whole alphabet after their names for three or four thousand dollars a year. D'ye suppose he made his twenty million dollars out 0° book learning?” To Brannigan, William Gilmore, for whom he had been working for a quarter of a century, was little, very little, lower than the angels. Gilmore, President of the Gilmore Breakwater Construction Company, who from his private office overheard the collequy, smiled broadly. He had not forgotten his own bumptious, selt- confident youth, . “Albert,” he called. es, pop,” and the yougster ap- ed in the doorway. “Those fellows are due in a few minutes to submit bids on the new dump scows. I'd like you to be pres- ent at the interviews.” “That reminds me," replied Albert, “you made a mistake In your notifica- tions. I came across the carbon spec. ifications yesterday. We want ten Business Efficiency By i; J. Barrett. Young Gilmore Gets a Pointer From the Old Man. but two." Old Gilmore smiled. stand,” he replied. “Remember, ten, that we want.” falling?” reflected Albert uneasily. But he remained tactfully silent. strangers appeared. they were followed by three more. ing shipbuilding concerns, Gilmore's private office. vising their figures. caller, all_ smiles, private office and passed out. gained the scows. The next man entered, his *figures, departed. million dollars, were placed. ation that way, fathe: bert, disapprovingly. daction in quantity.” been nearer $55,000,’ more, with a smile realizing that business to tax the capacities of all they would have suff price. But, were but two Joo.” Albert. And silence reigned. and Murder {s not always a mat- Sometimes the happiness of a whole life can be blasted by a careless action or a) new scows and you asked for bids on “Just let it mber, in| Mrs. Jarr waited to hear the sad talking to these men, it's two, not “I wonder if the old man can be As the office clock marked 11, two} In @ moment They were representatives of compet- The first arrival was shown Into The four re- maining outside promptly began re- Plainly it was to be a battle to get the order for the two scows, Ten minutes later the first emerged from the With the picture of the waiting competitors without acting as a stimulus, he had| figured right down to rock bottom and| larly: order for two mammoth submitted | J recelved the osder and | looking Within two hours orders | for the ten scows, totalling nearly a “put why did you handle the situ- inquired Al- T showd have) DEPP mystery is agitating the secured bids on the entire job, thus benefiting from the economies of pro | “And your bids, instead of averaging| Meats ‘ach scow, would have 4 $40,000 for eac' eplied old Gite | Munte “Had those fel-| ’ that I needed ten scows, feallzing “that. there. Was plenty ‘of come to be known, is filling columns held me up for a thinking that there | taking ‘to be built, each figured | cil, tight down to @ minimum to get the hn, 1 never thought of that,” sald poor feet! This is what comes of do- ing one's duty to a husband and wearing ‘Common Sense’ shoes, ‘Com mon sense’ shoes just ruin my feet | Mrs. Jarr indicated that she |couldn’t stand common sense shoes herself, “I can only wear a short vamp and high heels, too,” she said. “You know my husband, not Mr. Gratch from whom | am divirced, but that lyric flame Angelo Dinkston?” the poet's wife went on, “Why is it that we of a sterner mould cling to those of finer fibre? Mr, Gratch was @ sordid business man who main- tained ‘me in luxury, but I never cared for him. My Angelo scorns to toll, and I adore him. I am mar- tyred through my love of Angelo!” details. “He loves to live near to nature's heart,” continued the lady with the | sore feet. “In the summer home has no appeal for him. He wande’ way reciting Shelly's Ode to the Skylark ‘Hall! Blithe spirit! For bird thou never wert.” “Yes, I know,” Mrs. Jarr remarked, Mr. Dinkston is anything but a good provider.” “If he could sell his poetry he would be,” said the poet's bride coming to the irresponsible bard's defense, “put are making munitions these days, and poetry does not sell, I found my Angelo in the park com- muning with nature. I begged him | to come home and get his meals regu- | He said he only cared to dwell in Arcadia under the greenwood tree, and so I went every day this week for a little place in the country, and, oh, my poor feet!” people burghers of Munich, Bavaria, The question on everybody's “Who had those 13,000 eggs?” short of beer, finds tem- porary relief in trying to solve this problem, The Egg Mystery, as it has '/in the German newspapers and is up the time of the Town Coun- On a common outside the town was recently deposited at the dead of night a pile of eggshells, six feet high “Oh, he would have liked it afl right!" snapped the visitor, “There wasn't a drop of water within those four miles, I know that or I would have bathed my feet there, Sand burrs got in my shoes traipsing to find ‘San Souci-In-The-Pines.’ “I's too bad," said Mrs, Jerr sympathetically, “Why didn't you look for a place on the water?” “I did. One of the advertisements was for a houseboat—The elegant and commodius houseboat, ‘Ah Thera, Stay There!’ Guess what it was?” Mrs, Jarr couldn't guess, “It was a pigpen on an old @cow, and the old scow was stuck in the midst of @ swamp on @ mut bank, The mosquitoes nearly ate me and the only path, and that was enly partly through the swamp, was ¢ime ders and clam shells, Oh, my poor feet!” “Couldn't something have been done with it, the houseboat asked Mrs, Jarr, +t nee “Nothing but burn ft, and it was too damp to burn,” sald the poste Br Be was well named ‘Ah, There, Stay There!’ It will stay there all right!" pis * “Then I looked up another summer cot in the wilds advertised as ‘Rustlo Lodge” It was an old cornerth, covered with tar paper, and it was | in among a wilderness of rocks over- | grown with polson ivy,” “So you didn't get a nest fer your song bird then?” sald Mrs Tarr, ‘No, but I got him’ a snapped the lady of the burning “{ hunted lim down this very and had him put in jail for none payment of alimony, For when you pany post always get a divoree from him—it Is the only hol ever have on him!" y and some twenty feet square, It is estimated that the pile represented the remains of at least 13,000 eggs, The police theory is that the’ eggs rotted in the hands of a hoarder, who sought thus to conceal the crime he had committed against ‘the stringent German food laws. The Town Coun- ell has assured the people that the pulloe will be kept on the trail of the e hoarder until his lair, It ne ie Maan Pry: hoarded the tracking ought not to dificult, even for : & Bavarian | 2