The evening world. Newspaper, August 15, 1917, Page 14

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THEYS No DANGER, AN’ “TH Wee’ oF ME SLIPPIN’ ‘Excuse Me,” f yusloal comedy de eany W, sormen SN6 Te Be ON 'EM Bote CAREFUL OF TH’ Emma Dunn and ber “Old Lady 31” company will begin rehearsals next Monday. The season for this attraction will open at Stamford on hug. 24. J Biddy, the kid press agent, LeaK informa, us that Frigko "Oare. in "EM FIXED RIGHT Yes ‘wickey” BOTH an’ TH ary of the prinolpal Ziegfeld “Follies,” bas been e: by Norworth & Shannon for a leading comedy role in “Odds and Ends of 1917." t Maxine Elliott's Theatre will open next Monday evening with Marjorie Rambeau in “The yes of Youth, by Max Marcin and Charles Guerno: The producers are the Messrs, Shu- bert and A. H. Woods. Midnight performances will be tn- -troduced at the Rialto next week with the Skoboloff Committee's offi- celal plotures of the Russian revolu- tion as the attraction. ‘Some FEARED HE'D BE ANGRY. corridor of the Datly Mail building et foney are you getting?” with man or machine when he could o1 ~ | ans ked hi h “Seven pounds a week,” get a better one, HP was a muscular pty, Mare tee ed him how he was getting koe pon MADE? and contented?” ter zon from the wilds ton, | along. 3 “Yes, but I have lots of leisure.” GIVING HIM A CHANCE. and she was doing war work Splendidly, thank you,” was the| “Then you aro not the man for me,|_y was Monday morning, Boffle and down at the old| reply. I don't want any member of my staff y LA ad of the Day’s Good Stories Joe’s Car! Little Tom. Has Company! Good BYE DEAR, — SEE YO) LATER FATHER — (m Gone “ A LUTTE } AM-GOING OUT TO ALITTLE “BRIDGE AFFAIR AT THE, AFFAIR “THIS AFTERNOON “How long have you been with|to be happy and contented on seven|J SWubbs yere on their 7.57 com- AG ae ——— farm. . caet s y Rome wer mute to fo city, when Boffle re- ROCKWELL S = (Fue One morning} “six months, my Lord.” ‘He himself has never been content| marked, “Doesn't it beat all what ‘ , awful liars some fellows are?” passing @ belt o! 7. pl . LY Swubbs assented, “That's so, Who trees, which the||| MOVING PICTURE FUNNI ts tt this time?” Amazon was “Why, that new neighbor of mine \ ing to fell, (Copyright National Newspaper Service.) Saturday afternoon when it stopped pata Alig snowing he was cleaning up his path, and I called over to him for the loan pny of his shovel when he got through. “What's the ‘Sure,’ he si "Il come over and matter, Annie?” shovel for you after I finish thf.’ ‘Aanio Gngered the axe dolefully. .G'BYE ~ HAVE Goop “Time! ’ near, and yesterday my wife couldn't tree and Tm afraid the master bo|| THERELL BE A aa hae | ae 1 w ‘ “ a ‘ve got to learn. e eral ne Ti"fnake mistakes ometimes. I'll TH GERMAN wa. “No, mum. ‘E's under the tree!"”— 0, mm to old George, “how goes Ou Boy! HERE'S WAERE. But if you'll believe it, he never came “T've been and out down the wrong wet out of the yard to go to church.” ‘But hav t you shovel?” awful wild.” “On, that’s all right, my girl, He L L' Fisaee Oo *2 be nelabnotiy im understands that you're new to the WE nf TIME IN Judge, and explain matters to him. A BL i" ocaty RO le eset TRENCHES $ WY orecisent ‘ot tue" ecnoate 7 ; President of the company London ADeWers. WHEN SAMMIE Fee eiaiereeneen itr ; F 7 “The OLD MAN SNEAKS DOWN. Foe - ™ ‘CED ACCOUNTS. | |] IRES $ “Fair to middlin’, str,” . A LD MA\ JAMA AN SIS TO UNBELON HI swered. ye) he sontinuea tea! “To “THE LINKS AND MAKES “Ook “TH! auto AN’ WELL-KNOWN business man A in Lawrence, Mass,, once had GUN ! ! | ; avered, And he a customer who contracted a 4 bord debt that ran along unpaid for a year or more, and eVen several letters failed to bring about a settlement One day, While glancing over the religious notices in @ local paper, the business man saw something that gave him a new idea. He went to his} desk and wrote the following note to) the debtor: “My Dear Sir: I see in press that you are to deliv: on Friday evening A, on ‘The \Sinnér t.’ I inclose yours, as that I may nding your} ANOTHER SOUR ScoRE! ff “THEY MADE ME “This DRIVER'S GOTTA of , sTay Home tt! 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