The evening world. Newspaper, August 3, 1917, Page 12

COMIC PAGE Aly yut Play ‘ and Players mh BIDE DEDLEY something bere MEAT KILLS MATINGE ST ee ae rae at ge tack tn wand wed ol that wut of thi Sere I'm out thew om te form in Ol 7 FOU were hare tinigh youd dowene of none — when i the old devil, PRS, ae ban ead Se 2 foo lave TO STAGE HIS OWN PLAYS. George Broadhuret annour he will devote his new t the Broadhurst, in West Forty-fourth Gtreet, to hi n interests after huret will writ and, if he finds his own efforts fail to keep the theatre busy, he will pro- duce the works of others, BLAIR BEHIND THE GUN. {It develops that Samuel Blair, long fm the theatrical advance game, is the producer of “Good Bye, Boys,” the new musical play by Junie Mo- Cree and Edward Stembler, In_ its cast will be Edgar Atchison Ely, die Garvie, Edward Basse, John ‘Allison, Thomas B, Handers, Arthur G, Mills, Natalie Alt, Dolly Castles, Bally Stembler and Maud Allison, It will open in Stamford, Aug. 80, and then go to the Majestic, Boston, CAST NEARLY INTACT. It ts a remarkable fact principal members of the ence” company, now jn fr have been held together for a fourth season, Among them are Ernest Glendenning, Wiliam Ingersoll, Mar- t Williams, Frazer Coulter, Marie jorne, Dorothy Newell, May Mc- Manus, Jane Elilott, George 'T. Mooch, Harry Lane, Billy Betts and Mrs. Marion Holcombe. The company will ay a New York engagement at the Kfannattan Opera House, beginning Sept. 17. THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW, Bociety in Kammer, Wyo., turned out in force the other night for the wedding of Dinky Bailey and Miss Berooney Hicks, and then Dinky for- to appear. ee you intend to ride on the Nor- ton's Point surface car line in Coney Island, you'd better go attired tn a coat of mail and be prepared to tram-~- ple a few babies underfoot. IP. red ink number came out early in the draft. Paul Scott's Comment mentions a famous writer named G, Jay Kauf- man, Such is fame! A. Paul Keith and E, F, Albee have given the benefit fund of the Lights Club $1,000, The Olymple Theatre will open its season to-morrow night with Pat White and his Galety Girls. ‘The ‘“268ers of the selective draft in Chicago attended the two hundred and fifty-elghth performance of “Turn to the Right” at the Cohan Grand Opera House recently as the guests of the management, A THOUGHT FOR TO-DAY. While a young man Was waiting for a Harlem girl to put the finishing touches on her complexton the other night, her small brother entertained fin by showing him a foot with alx toes. HERE'S A BRAND NEW ONE, wil Ar M. H, John Clark and B.V sent !n an original joke, It f was caught in the FOOLISHMENT. Throw the Switch FROM THE CHESTNUT TREE “1 omething striking for a t, fourth floor to he elevator.” This is the piace foru PAG a Sg MERE owg tarwae rary ness mirades fren Balley via Magica plays for the house, | S'MATTER, POP? OLD GRINDSTONE GEORGE To “af ~ Didi nr) SPeanime i 9 You if ee ane WELL “THERES “STUPID” OVER THERE “THAT STARTED \N ASBILLING CLERK” “Y “THIG. MORNIN’ —WHY DONT “Sou PUT tim DOWN 2 \E Y'SHORT OF PLAYERS: commer] { val AN' Y'GAY YY'CAN PLAY A FAIR GAME OF BASEBALL “MR, GLUM ? WELL We'RE GETTIN’ ~ UP A GAME FoR OUR ANNUAL PICNIC” BETWEEN 7TH! MARRIED MEN AN’ ®BINGLE MEN! One Fact Will George Remember Long, Canoes REAL tile BIDE ty srammar, the 7 “wR. GLum’-ER- ANT Yur ? Youre MARRIED ee i ee Biening World Daily Magazine This Discussion of ( Slammed Will Become the Slammer! ] MAwtAw We toy | | ‘ He Re avis Did NOTH nm & No!xm ony *Bitious! Fricsy Angast 8, 10197 ovues* levees I Ts s6- Aine The Day's Go od. Stories EXPLAINED. HEN something happened to an Erie engine, and the train stopped for some time on the way from Cleveland to ‘Youngstown, not long ago, passengers began to show signs of impatience, according to the Youngstown Telegram, “Whatsa matter?” some one inquired. you “Engine broke, and nobody can find “No, aa any string,” another joked, adme one hailed the porter, George,” he asked, “what's “Ah don't know, boss,’ way?" Finally “Say, any- the going to make some tnquiries?” ” “You don't seem to care much.” “Yassah, but Ah ain't gona go an’ find out nohow.” “Why not?” “Well, sah, three years ago, when Ah was workin’ on dis train, we hit a porter replied. “But haven't you tried man and Ah ran up ahead to take a to find out? “No, sah.” “And aren't took at him." ie WZ No. 1 its prising result, \ N \ fi x / | / TH GERMAN / CROWN PRINCE / / WILLIE TRIES 7 TO KIDNAP / PERK —AN' HE HAS A ROPE TO x. TIE TH Poor ‘DAWG UP! N Pa . Fo Id each se | of inte “Yes"— “An’ foh fif- teen days Ah had to be a witness in WHAT'S THE USE? CAVALRY recruit was muffer- ing his firat field day, He man- ged to control himself and his horse fairly well until the guns qwent off. Then the beast jibed and capered, and the rider dis- mounted rather hurriedly, but he ly back 10 hls seat again. ge") Again the guns ~.|sounded, and again the raw rider was thrown, This time he calmly went round to his horse's head and stood there holding the reins and patting !t soothingly “Why don't you mount again, man?" roared tho sergeant furiously. “Wot's the good?” replied the re- crult disconsolately. “Those bloom- ing guns will go off again in a min- ute.""—London Globe. >. WHY THE BELL TOLLED, MAN who was traveling in Lancashire had occasion to stop at a@ village on the out- skirts of @ manufacturing town, After having transacted his busl- ness he had a few hours on his handa, and to while away his time took the opportunity of inspecting the places est in the curty lad whe @ aroused, the cotton he stopped a on his clothes, se from a mill "Can You te bell 1s tolling why the “Yign, aw youngster, quite tnnoce answered the ntly, “It'e bee *|cose th’ sexton’s pooin’ th’ rope!" — London Answers, ie Owner That Knows His Own Car! (Le Ca FOR Goodness sakes FATHER - Look FINE BEFORE THE PAYNES (F WE EVER GET THERE, WONT 1? Ci ae SS > = HY Jot ,L HOPE “This witt ENGINE ALONG! (T WAS RUNNING ALL RIGHT “Tee YOU STARTED FOOLING 4! Quit MONKEYIN' POP - i'm CHOKIN SS i on ° How You FoLKS f GEE DAD, Y'ougHTA gow ae Mae WITH IT. ON TH'LEVEL be Y'OUGHTA! AINT \T? BOs, eee: Me ight, 1917, Prese Publishing Oo. (NY, Svéntng Wid) > “Har — DUSTY, B